Like that hookup buddy who just doesn't know when to take a hint, Netflix is currently bombarding subscribers with messages that hey, if you don't have plans tonight, they've got a little something-something for you. Namely, House of Cards.

Shortly after noon, subscribers received an email nudge that "House of Cards Season 2 is now on Netflix," a giant PLAY button in the body. If that was too subtle, anyone with the app then got this push notification, which is basically a dick pic:

Calm down, Netflix, lots of us are at work right now.

(Hit me up in a few hours, though.)

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