This week's Time cover story is on Hillary Clinton's unannounced but somehow still unassailable candidacy for President. To illustrate this, they use a stock photo of a woman's heel nearly crushing a tiny hapless man.

According to the Washington Post, Clinton's actual face has accompanied TIME cover stories on the former Secretary of State three times. No word yet on what else Clinton's Mean Unstoppable Power Lady Pumps might crush next. A sad baby in a briefcase? A case full of makeup? A bra that is also on fire?

I hope you're proud of yourself, feminism.