My eight-year-old niece is visiting and she heard Miley and came running and no joke said "Seriously, that girl is so wild child OMG CATS!!!" So, there you have it.

Also, is it just my wonky ears, or is she flat as hell? Don't get me wrong, I could not do better, but even her back up singers can't get her back on pitch. I am digging the bikini, though — I need that in size Fatkini STAT.