Welcome back to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, in which we all work together to help you track down the products of your dreams — clothing, shoes, makeup, a tastefully-patterned Snuggie, whatever — that have proved too elusive to find on your own. Email callie@jezebel.com if you'd like help finding your own Thing That Got Away.

From Jessica:

For me, my constant quest is to find the perfect winter hat: warm, but doesn't make you look like a child and doesn't fuck up your hair too much.

Help her stay warm without looking like a female Benjamin Button please!

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