Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn

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Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world, is back in the headlines this morning. Some place called HotMovies.com (where you can probably get the latest E.M.Forster adaptions)* is claiming they shot a pornographic video with her before she became mega Internet famous.


According to everyone's favorite online-poetry site, TMZ, the HotMovies plans to release the video soon:

TMZ has learned HotMovies.com says they shot XXX video of the girl — Tati Neves — a few years ago ... and they plan to release it this week to come up off her newly popular name.

We've seen the scene and it's definitely your run of the mill porn ... with a slight Brazilian influence — they're banging on a soccer field.

What a coincidence, "banging on a soccer field" is just how my grandparents met. Meanwhile, TMZ notes Bieber's people deny the King of the Keebler Elves slept with Neves in the first place.

Aww. Is it just me that hopes that maybe someday these two crazy kids will somehow get beyond all this tabloid drama-rama and settle down and have a couple of kids out in Schenectady or something?

*J/K, J/K, J/K that site is seriously SUPER DUPER EXTRA NSFW; do not click at work unless you want to have a really awkward conversation with Patty in Human Resources.


Miley Cyrus says she smoked pot on stage at the European Music Awards last week because she thought it would be real funny, y'all! In an interview with Capital FM, Cyrus is all, LOL, look haterz. I totally didn't do it to shock anybody I just happened to like, totally have this joint accidentally in my purse!


From US Weekly:

“I was just walking out of my room and then I was like 'Oh I have this in my bag, that will be really funny," she explained during a radio interview with U.K.'s Capital FM on Wednesday, Nov. 13, confirming that the joint was, indeed, marijuana. "And I didn't say anything to anybody. It's not that I think about that, and I don't tell anyone I'm gonna do it because then they're going to tell me no."


Miley said she did it for the fans, adding "Some people I think overthink stuff so much," (NO MILEY, NO? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT? CRAZY.) "That's not why I do it."

[US Magazine]

There is so much going on with Alec Baldwin right now, where do I even begin? How about the fact that MSNBC is suspending his show for two episodes, following reports that he used a gay slur? Yeah, let's go with that. [ABC News]


Mariah Carey says working on American Idol was like spending every day in Hell, aka watching Glitter with the director's commentary on. [Buzzfeed Celeb]

In awful news, Don Cheadle and fellow House of Lies castmates were caught in the middle of gunfire (reportedly gang related) during filming. Really glad everyone is OK. [Daily Mail]


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are reportedly living apart, to which I say BRILLIANT! Trust me, I love my boyfriend, but if we could afford another house to keep all his crap in, I would sign up for that shit ASAP. (Who needs four styrofoam Coors Light coolers? Who?) [Huffpost Celebrity]

Shia LeBeouf really, really prepares for his roles, you guise. Seriously, he is not fucking around with this acting shit, OK? [Perez Hilton]


Donnie Wahlberg is kind of shitty at math. And politics. And Twitter. [The Wrap]

Lindsay Lohan is posing topless on Instagram. Or, just showing you a healthy dose of side boob; whichever speaks to your version of reality. [The Superficial]


Soooo, about that time Liev Shreiber supposedly kicked a paparazzi in the groin. Yeaaaaah. Don't try this at home, kids. Or anywhere else, for that matter. [Buzzfeed]

Speaking of Miley Cyrus, she's apparently great for business. Contributing to the downfall of Western civilization, sure, BUT also helping boost ad sales! Win/win. [Perez Hilton]


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Meanwhile, I get excited when I find candy in the bottom of my purse.