I'm not sure if these shows have a theme, but if they do, this one was definitely "Escaped Insane Asylum Hell Clown" meets "Kinda Boring Halloween Party". (If I guessed right: Bravo, Victoria's Secret!)

The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was at Lexington Avenue Armory, and frankly: I was not impressed. I like to see these ladies' with fifty tons of peacock feathers stapled to their backs and hobbling down the runway in 52-inch heels because that's how you put on A GD SPECTACLE. I want glamour! I want drama! I want at least one model to fall and then I want Taylor Swift to descend on wings of an angel/ceiling cords to lift the woman back up to the heavens WHERE SHE BELONGS.

Oh, well. Maybe next year.

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