Do you think one of Betsey Johnson's frazzled assistants is yelling "BE MORE QUIRKY!!!" at the models before they walk onto the runway? I bet this show is either super fun or extra tiring because you have to pretend like you're having so!! much!! fun!!!!

Is there really anything left to say? Betsey Johnson's Spring 2014 collection is more Betsey Johnson than anything has ever been Betsey Johnsoned.