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			<title><![CDATA[Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All]]></title>
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				A global advocacy group called Global Witness has recused itself from a coalition that aims to eliminate the flow of blood diamonds into the global marketplace, saying the safeguards that have been put in place aren't preventing tainted conflict gems from being bought by consumers.  I guess diamonds are maybe more like a girl's best frenemy.  Especially if the girl is from Africa.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865254/turns-out-that-diamonds-arent-really-your-friend-after-all" title="Click here to read more about Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Zimbabwean Cabinet Ministers Asked To Get Circumcised For AIDS Prevention]]></title>
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				Citing a South African study showing that male circumcision reduces HIV transmission, the deputy prime minister of Zimbabwe is trying to get all the male ministers to get circumcised themselves as a promotion. As it happens, said deputy prime minister is a woman, and some of her colleagues are <a href="http://www.newsday.co.zw/article/2011-08-30-ministers-differ-over-circumcision-call">reluctant</a>. One very unconvincing rebuttal: "I am sure in other countries women get circumcised and DPM Khupe must sacrifice herself first and have her organ mutilated. She must also say women in turn should also be circumcised in this manner before asking the male counterparts to do that."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5835819/zimbabwean-cabinet-ministers-get-circumcised-for-aids-prevention-campaign" title="Click here to read more about Zimbabwean Cabinet Ministers Asked To Get Circumcised For AIDS Prevention">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">Harare, Zimbabwe, December 31:  The Zimbabwean 100 trillion dollar note has become the hottest seller to western tourists visiting Zimbabwe. The old defunct note sells for an average of $5 (3.80 euro) depending on its condition.  </p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5722834/inflation-all-i-ever-wanted" title="Click here to read more about Inflation All I Ever Wanted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				Three women are accused of drugging and raping a man in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe &mdash; and it's not the first incident of its kind.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5657043/women-accused-of-raping-man-in-zimbabwe" title="Click here to read more about Women Accused Of Raping Man In Zimbabwe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:16:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[There's More To Music By Prudence Than Lady Kanye]]></title>
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				If there's a silver lining to <a href="http://jezebel.com/5487853/lady-kanye-journalist-interrupts-directors-oscar-speech-updated?skyline=true&s=i">being interrupted</a> during an Oscar acceptance speech, it's that people might actually remember your movie now. So what is documentary short <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #musicbyprudence" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #musicbyprudence" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/musicbyprudence/">Music By Prudence</a></em> about, anyway?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5489369/theres-more-to-music-by-prudence-than-lady-kanye" title="Click here to read more about There's More To Music By Prudence Than Lady Kanye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Zimbabwean Women Receive Award For Human Rights Campaign]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-19673-Michelle-Obama-Examiner~y2009m11d21-President-Obama-presents-Robert-F-Kennedy-Human-Rights-Award-to-Magodonga-Mahlangu">Tonight President Obama</a> will present the co-founders of Women of Zimbabwe Arise (WOZA) with the <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ZIMBABWE_RIGHTS_AWARD?SITE=MITRA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">2009 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award </a>for their commitment to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #socialjustice" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #socialjustice" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/socialjustice/">social justice</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5410843/zimbabwean-women-receive-award-for-human-rights-campaign" title="Click here to read more about Zimbabwean Women Receive Award For Human Rights Campaign">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"This so-called <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VIRGIN MYTH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VIRGIN MYTH" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/virgin-myth/">virgin myth</a>, perpetuated by Zimbabwe's traditional healers, has led to the rape of hundreds of girls, according to UNICEF. Some of those victims are too young to walk, much less protect themselves." But there<em> is</em> hope.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5283195/silver-linings-one-woman-takes-on-the-virgin-myth-many-others-perpetuate-it" title="Click here to read more about Silver Linings: One Woman Takes On The 'Virgin Myth.' Many Others Perpetuate It.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In a completely unsurprising and yet still intensely nauseating development in the ongoing civil strife in Zimbabwe, members of President Mugabe's ruling party's (ZANU-PF) youth militia are <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article4276294.ece">kidnapping and raping young women at torture camps</a> near Mudzi, north of the capital, Harare. The camps have resulted in an "unprecendented" 16 teenage pregnancies reported at the local hospital and are expected to result in a significant rise in the rate of HIV infection, but statistically probably won't do anything to the 34-year life expectancy of women in the country (averages are stubborn like that). The militia men intend to made Mudzi a zone without opposition party (MDC) members, which is obviously what you accomplish by running torture camps and raping and impregnating young women — more recruits. In other news, Mugabe is still the President, he may have all the MDC members arrested when they show up to take their seats in Parliament and the U.S. is <a href="http://www.state.gov/secretary/rm/2008/06/106150.htm">issuing press releases condemning the whole thing</a> while likely preparing for a ground war in Iran. [<a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article4276294.ece">The Times</a>, <a href="http://www.state.gov/secretary/rm/2008/06/106150.htm">U.S. Department of State</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5022641/zimbabwe-recruiting-government-support-by-raping-opposition" title="Click here to read more about Zimbabwe Recruiting Government Support By Raping Opposition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Gloriously salty bitch and Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing gave an interview to <em>Time</em> and she was <a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1819637,00.html?">hilariously cranky</a> as usual.  "As you get older, you don't get wiser," she says. "You get irritable." Click on Doris' mug to read more  zingers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5021973/lessing-is-more" title="Click here to read more about Lessing Is More">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>OMG remember Efraim Diveroli, the 22-year-old <a href="http://jezebel.com/372848/and-the-300-million-defense-contract-goes-tothe-22+year+old-abusive-boyfriend-who-never-had-a-job">Andy Samberg lookalike</a> from Miami with the $300 million defense contract to sell ancient Chinese ammunition to the Afghan insurgency via Albania? Apparently the US Ambassador was involved in covering up the scam, probably because Efraim was also Albania's leading supply of whores. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/washington/24arms.html?hp">NYT</a>]
<li>And speaking of…people we haven't thought about in a few months, Ashley Alexandra Dupre updated her MySpace! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20208350,00.html">People</a>]
<li>92% of Americans believe in God or something Godlike that doesn't sound quite as lame. But there are ways to combat this! 10% of people raised without religion describe themselves as atheists, and that likelihood goes even <em>higher</em> if you raise your kids Jewish. [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-faith24-2008jun24,0,1417534.story">LA Times</a>]
<li>Rich people are actually less happy because they spend so much time doing the unpleasant things required to become rich, such as laying people off and outsourcing business functions to Bangladesh and actually like "working." [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/22/AR2008062201859.html?nav=hcmodule">Washington Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019017/22+year+old-arms-dealer-but-they-passed-that-arms-embargo-way-before-i-was-even-born" title="Click here to read more about 22-Year-Old Arms Dealer: But They Passed That Arms Embargo Way Before I Was Even Born!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Behold 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. And note the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5013707/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-hates-his-nose-in-this-picture">Ashlee Simpsonesque</a> transformation of his nose. Maybe people with the initials <a href="http://www.kls.com/">KLS</a> are just vainer than most. And while the Guantanamo diet was good for the love handles, waterboarding leaves you bloated with bags under the eyes? In any case, something, it's hard to know exactly what, motivated Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to finally tell us what was up with Al Qaeda. Easier to know is why we finally found him: some Pakistani farmer type wanted to win $25 million. Will the same tactic work for the auto industry? John McCain wants to offer $300 million &mdash; Fun fact: just under one thousandth the cost of that recent <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/20/opinion/20brooks.html?ref=opinion">farm bill</a> &mdash; to the <a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080623/D91FQ6L81.html">first person to invent a 30% more efficient car battery.</a> Holy mindfuck, right? Like, on one hand, he's appealing to humanity's most rational Smithean impulses! While at the same time, betraying a sinister distrust in the ability of the market to solve everything! <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan</a> and I  read a shitload of newspapers over the weekend so we could share an informed combination of disillusionment, disenchantment, disgust and depression over Zimbabwe, the SEC, the corn industry etc. after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5018789/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-just-made-some-pakistani-farmers-life-25-million-better-heres-hoping-he-invested-in-big-corn" title="Click here to read more about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Just Made Some Pakistani Farmer's Life $25 Million Better. Here's Hoping He Invested In Big Corn!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Moe is stuck in bureaucratic hell this morning, so who in the world am I going to call at 9:30 to help me write Crappy Hour? That's right, it's the <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">Megan</a> and Spencer <a href="http://www.washingtonindependent.com/person/12665-spencer_ackerman">Windy</a> <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/attackerman/">Attackerman</a> show this morning, as we bring you more delicious detainee rights goodness, with a side of hate for Doug Feith, John Yoo, Robert Mugabe and mornings in general.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016200/bureaucracy-comes-for-us-all-gitmo-or-no" title="Click here to read more about Bureaucracy Comes For Us All, Gitmo Or No">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here's a ray of sunshine to anyone who ever wondered if their massive personal reserves of good karma were never going to amount to anything: the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120911168404944581.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news">Dalai Lama just scored a meeting</a> with the government that excommunicated him in 1959! Oh sure, and the cops who killed that <a href="http://wcbstv.com/local/sean.bell.verdict.2.708321.html">nice unarmed electrician</a> the day before his wedding got acquitted, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_on_re_af/zimbabwe_elections">Mugabe</a> is doing everything in his power to undermine the will of his electorate and <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/24/AR2008042403456.html?hpid=topnews">McCain wants to cut taxes</a>, but sometimes you just gotta ignore the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120908648760443713.html?mod=hps_us_pageone">haters</a> and say to yourself, "It's Friday, y'all! And guess who's going to China? The DALAI FUCKIN LAMA." <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan</a> and I discuss what the Dalai Lama was like in high school, and the accuracy of the Hillary as Tracy Flick meme, ATJ.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/384010/dalai-clique-scores-major-date-to-chinese-party" title="Click here to read more about Dalai "Clique" Scores Major Date To Chinese Party!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Never thought I'd say this but: I missed crapping out the Crappy Hour. Amateur hack punditry is an addiction, an addiction that will eventually <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/technology/06sweat.html?scp=1&sq=bloggers&st=nyt">kill us all</a>, and let me tell you, not being able to glibly offer congratz to the Clintons for <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/04/snl_on_clinton_tax_returns.html?hpid=topnews">earning more than $100 million in the past seven years</a>, or new Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain for making <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/business/06comp.html">$84 million in one year alone</a>, or shadowy greasy haired <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/04/clinton-chief-s.html">newly-ousted</a> Clinton pollster Mark Penn for squeezing $10 million out of the Clinton campaign and only three hundred grand from the Colombians &mdash; someone's getting paid by the <em>wrong</em> Colombians, Mark! &mdash; it was tough. I actually found myself reading...books! (Short ones, don't worry!) <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan Carpentier</a> of Glamocracy fills me in on the really important memes I missed, briefly eulogizes Charlton Heston and tells me the most awesome wonk pollster pun of Campaign 2008 after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376727/hillary-clinton-paid-10-million-for-this-dude-and-obama-got-samantha-power-for-free" title="Click here to read more about Hillary Clinton Paid $10 Million For This Dude And Obama Got Samantha Power For Free?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The McCain strategist who thought it was a brilliant idea to have him <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/04/04/politics/fromtheroad/entry3994270.shtml">give a speech</a> at the Lorraine Motel on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King's assassination to apologize for having voted against MLK Day should probably <em>not</em> keep his job. [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/04/04/politics/fromtheroad/entry3994270.shtml">CBS News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376413/mlk-flip+flopper-john-mccain-gets-booed-in-memphis" title="Click here to read more about MLK Flip-Flopper John McCain Gets Booed In Memphis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The good news: there's a female marathon runner in Philly who helped the homeless by <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/02/heroes.mahlum/index.html?eref=rss_topst">starting a running club with them</a>. She seems nice. They also have a job training program. [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/02/heroes.mahlum/index.html?eref=rss_topst">CNN</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/375887/rape-abortion--angry-johnnys-everything-today-is-making-us-stabby" title="Click here to read more about Rape, Abortion, & Angry Johnnys: Everything Today Is Making Us Stabby">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Barack Obama sure picked the right time to <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/03/barack-obama-si.html">go on a secret vacation with Rihanna</a>! The blind guy is STILL MAKING NEWS. Now it's co(mg)caine. Barack Obama did cocaine in the eighties. Who cares if the blind governor did cocaine in the eighties?  Barack Obama probably gave it to him, and Barack Obama didn't have blindness as an excuse for needing false confidence! You know what else made news today? <em>Sex.</em> Not unprotected anal whore sex! Not illicit adultery in the 94th Street Days Inn sex! Not even "erotic sex"! Just sex, as in: <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/24/health/webmd/main3961093.shtml?source=mostpop_story">it's fun!</a> You should have some. Moving on: what else do we have here...elections in Zimbabwe!  Can you spell Zimbabwe without Mugabe? Oh also: Sinbad! Sinbad is still in the news! Sinbad has never enjoyed such high approval ratings! Can we give Sinbad a cabinet position? And then there's some more about the war. Will the number 4,000 detract from the "myth" that the Troop Surge is a huge success? Or, on the contrary, will it remind everyone why we needed the Troop Surge to begin with? No one knows! Also, that part about Barack and Rihanna is <em>totally unsubstantiated.</em> We just don't know very much about the Virgin Islands because we <em>never take vacation.</em> Which is why <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Glamocracy</a>'s Megan and I are here to IM every morning for your commenting pleasure. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/371830/barack-obama-steals-away-on-sexy-tropical-paradise-island-vacation" title="Click here to read more about Barack Obama Steals Away On Sexy Tropical Paradise Island Vacation!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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