[At the Lakers game, Los Angeles, January 30. Image via INFDaily.]

• An upcoming book, Low Down Dirty Shame, alleges that Rihanna likes sexytimes with women.

• Dita Von Teese has a guest role on CSI, and was asked to wear less-revealing clothing to play a school teacher turned nightclub dancer.

• You may find this simply shocking, but Nicole Kidman has used Botox!

• Newly ginger Khloe Kardashian has, as they say, a bun in the oven.

• Brace yourself: Lady Gaga's New Year's Eve was low-key.

• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

• A young fan recently approached John Mayer in a New York City bar. Halfway through the conversation, John tried to top his "sexual napalm" line.

• A Betty Ford staffer claims Lindsay Lohan attacked her after she asked her to submit to a drug and alcohol test. Police are investigating Lindsay for misdemeanor battery, and if convicted she could be heading back to jail.

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are traveling to India for the holidays and will get married by a guru on an ashram.

• Wow: Dita Von Teese will guest star on CSI.

• Russell Brand was arrested and charged with simple battery yesterday for pushing a paparazzo who allegedly attempted to take an upskirt picture of Brand's fiance, Katy Perry.

• For an episode that will air today, Jane Lynch visited Ellen and talked about coming out in Hollywood.

[Deauville, September 11. Image via Getty.]

• After Tweeting about retiring from acting, the beauty of black men and various existential crises, Amanda Bynes has deleted her Twitter account. Sniffle.

• Turns out that Wyclef Jean won't be running for President of Haiti after all; the county's electoral council has determined that he failed to meet the residency requirement of living in Haiti for five years prior to his run. [NYDN]

• It's confirmed, sorta: Kat Von D and Jesse James are dating.

• Jennifer Lopez will not, repeat will not, be a judge on American Idol.

• In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.

• Angelina Jolie continues to get asked about Shiloh, but patiently schools fools who think she's forcing the little girl to be a boy. Today she says:

[Still from Stand Up to Cancer public service announcment, August 4. Image via Splash.]

• Zac Efron and his fellow High School Musical star Corbin Bleu dropped roughly $2,000 "on lap dancers and vodka" a strip club in New York and stayed there until 3 A.M.; Efron's new film premiered the next day. [PageSix]

• Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [TMZ]

[St. Louis, July 21. Image via Getty.]

• We heard this rumor a couple of weeks ago, and here it is again: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might show up at Comic-Con next week.

• The Spice Girls are planning another comeback tour.

• Michael Lohan won't have to introduce Lindsay Lohan to his fiancée Kate Major — Back in 2007 she was Lindsay's assistant/close friend. Kate even picked Lindsay up from rehab, but Linds dropped her when she started getting close to Michael.

• TMZ claims that people close to Lindsay Lohan, "both personally and professionally," have been "quietly" trying to convince her to go to rehab again. "If she doesn't get help soon, she's going to die," says a source. [TMZ]

• According to an unconfirmed report on an unreliable website and repeated by a newspaper, Beyoncé is pregnant.

• While filming The Last Song, Miley Cyrus' mom and grandma would watch her kissing scenes with current boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. "I don't know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me," said Cyrus.