You guys have try this auto-generator for your Facebook statuses. The first two I got were:

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"THANKS GUYS!! And also, totally gonna puke." -LauraBot

"I found a fat actors! And no, I'll know these are severely underrepresented in the kitten." -LauraBot

It's painful how accurate these are. And also, totally gonna puke.

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Please share yours and we can talk about how social media knows us better than we know ourselves. Signed, Skynet.