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Jennifer Lopez Breaks Down In Tears On Stage

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 11:00:00 EDT

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Kate Hudson Proves Pregnancy Pendulum Test Totally Inaccurate

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Kate Hudson has given birth to a baby boy. As you may recall, she did a pendulum test and felt fairly sure she was having a girl. She also said: "I'm carrying so differently than I did with Ryder." But nope! It's a boy and we don't know his name yet. Something Muse-worthy. [People] More »

Amy Fisher Quits Porn Industry

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:53:32 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, the infamous Long Island Lolita has bowed out of the adult entertainment industry with the help of Dr. Drew. Plus, take a look at Jonah Hill's child glamor shots. More »

Olivia Munn Responds To Allegations That She Is A Belligerent Drunk

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Olivia Munn responds to the story in which she allegedly got wasted, got belligerent, and shouted at a bunch of people, "I'm rich!" Plus, Kirstie Alley meets NKOTB. More »

Roger Ebert Wins New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT

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Today in Tweet Beat, Roger Ebert is psyched to have finally won the New Yorker cartoon caption contest, after sending in weekly submissions since the contest began. Plus, Jane Fonda dresses up as the Easter Bunny. More »

Britney & Christina Are Twitter Friends

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, two pop idols chat on Twitter. Plus, Damon Lindelof explains the meaning of Lost in 140 characters. More »

Jennifer Hudson Denies Photoshop Makeover

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 19:30:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Jennifer Hudson says that that really is her real body. Plus, someone hilariously impersonates Kelly Bensimon on Twitter, and she doesn't like it. More »

Ice-T Shares His Pleasurable Experiences With Farting

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:15:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gets all TMI about his gas. Plus, Joan Rivers gets banned from Fox News after making disparaging remarks about Sarah Palin. More »

New Music From Britney Spears Finally Arrives

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Britney's new single drops next week!

Sarah Palin Utilizes Her Own Bad Press For Reality Show

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:30:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.) More »

Lady Gaga Haunted By Annoying Ghost

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

We've heard about it before, but apparently the specter is persistent: Lady Gaga is "terrified" and "annoyed" by a ghost that has been following her while she's on tour. The ghost's name is Ryan.

John Lennon's Rant About Yoko's Laundry

Sadie Stein — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 12:58:00 EDT

John Lennon, to laundry: "MRS YOKO ONO LENNON DOES NOT, WILL NOT, HAS NOT DYED HER HAIR. SHE DOES NOT SWEAT (MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US) What is YOUR EXCUSE FOR TURNING MY BRAND NEW WHITE SHIRT YELLOW?" More »

Snooki Is Trying New Things

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki is getting gross with this pickle obsession, T-Pain has a PSA about 7-11 nachos, and Mariah Carey uses "bleak" and "festive" in the same tweet. More »

It's John Lennon's 70th Birthday

Katy Kelleher — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 12:05:00 EDT

Today would have been John Lennon's 70th birthday. To honor the deceased star, widow Yoko Ono recorded a short video - and encourages you to do the same. More »

Britney's Conservatorship Is Almost Over

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Britney Spears' conservatorship should end sometime in the next three months.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Hortense Smith — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 12:00:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, October 2. Image via Getty.]

Demi & Ashton Fight Cheating Rumors With Snuggly Twitpics

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 09:00:00 EDT

As part of Operation Cheating Never Happened, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 5th anniversary in bed and Tweeted a snuggly photo. [NYDN, Twitter]

Kirstie Alley Tweets Her Weight Loss Update

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley has lost 50 lbs., Terry Richardson posts a photo of himself at therapy, and Steve Martin is getting the hang of Twitter. More »

Sarah Palin Tweets A Spacetime Mind-Eff

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin doesn't like the way that President Obama remembers the past in the future that she's predicted. Also, Heidi Montag has a nightmare about her nose. More »

50 Cent Is Too Rich To Take Crap From His Grandma

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent doesn't like doing household chores, even for his grandmother. Also, Lindsay Lohan returns to Twitter and Ne-Yo acknowledges his male-patterned baldness. More »

Diablo Cody Has Parenting Goals

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Diablo Cody shares her goals for parenting and Lisa Rinna has a history with Jason Bateman. More »

Midsummer New York

Hortense Smith — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:00:00 EDT

[New York, August 7. Image via INFDaily.]

Sum 41 Singer Hospitalized After Attack In Japan

Hortense Smith — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Deryck Whibley of the band Sum 41, who some of you might recognize as Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, was attacked last night in Japan, according to his band mates:

Michael Lohan's Ex Claims He's On Coke

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:20:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan broke up with Kate Major (Jon Gosselin's ex) and now they're feuding on Twitter. He claims she's a prostitute, she claims he's a cokehead. Also, celebs are stoked about overturning Prop 8. More »

Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants

Hortense Smith — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [TMZ]

Gaga Plays John Lennon's Famous White Piano

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:28:00 EDT

Sean Lennon Tweeted: "With gaga at mom's house, she's belting on the white piano..." We'd like to think Yoko Ono joined in for an "Alejandro" duet. More »

Yoko Ono Is One Shady Lady

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:00 EDT

[New York, June 29. Image via Getty]

SJP Calls SATC 2 A "Romp"; Courtney Love Explains Why She's Good In Bed

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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Did you think the first Sex And The City movie was too sad? Sarah Jessica Parker says: See the sequel!

Terry Richardson Tweets Tits

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Terry Richardson posts a photo of nipples, Diddy is filming an episode of Inside the Actors' Studio, and Erykah Badu talks breastfeeding. More »

Hailey Glassman To Film Her First Movie

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Hailey Glassman is trying her hand at acting, this day in history, Debbie Gibson filmed her "Foolish Beat" video, and celebs celebrate St. Patrick's Day. More »

Helena Is The Boss Of Tim; Sean Penn Hopes His Critics Get Cancer

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Helena Bonham Carter says of her relationship with Tim Burton:

Madonna Helps Jesus Get Record Deal; Yoanna House Talks About New Look

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:00:00 EST

Ha! The headline on this story about Her Madgesty getting Hay-Sooz a record deal is: "Madonna Plays God For Jesus."

We Are Family: Angelina Spotted With Dad; Padma Gives Birth

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:00:00 EST

Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.

Kim Kardashian A Threat To National Security? Lady Gaga At Lollapalooza?

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:00:00 EST

Kim Kardashian was seated next to an air marshal on a flight to LA and Tweeted:

Has Spencer Pratt Really Achieved Enlightenment?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is meditating, Kirstie Alley throws another punch at Joy Behar, and Courtney Love says Frances Bean is doing fine. More »

Lindsay Accuses BFF Of Fashion Theft; Taylor Lautner's Abs Make Bank

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST

Leggings! Drama! Lindsay Lohan and her BFF, a shaggy-haired dude named Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp, had a falling out while on vacay in St. Barts.

Adrianne Curry Reveals Her Photoshop Of Horrors

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird. More »

Christina Applegate Has Positive Body Image Message To Share

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:40:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Applegate gets cheesy about body image, Joan Rivers snarks Sophia Loren's plastic surgery, and Snooki loves the mall. More »

Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More »

Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More »