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Here is a baby who simply cannot get enough yogurt. We know the feeling. Maybe that's why when watching this infant — who looks similar to Rachel Dratch, actually — making a crazed expression and crying out for another spoonful of the gooey stuff feels a little like staring into our own souls. We've been there, buddy. More »
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That virtuous treat so beloved of ladies in commercials may not be so virtuous after all: a study shows that pregnant women who eat low-fat yogurt may increase their babies' risk of asthma and hay fever. More »
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John Stamos is on an endorsement spree. First he unleashed the John Stamos Guide To Cuddling to the world, and now he's endorsing a new brand of Dannon yogurt. We think we know the ad company's thought process: Who's a good-looking celebrity who's also known for being Greek? How about that Jesse Katsopolis character? Oh, that's not a real person? Just a guy on 'Full House?' Let's get that guy, anyway. Not that we're complaining, of course. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5831399&view=rss&microfeed=true OMFG. Barfgag.This is revolting. Disgusting. Really, this guy had better get the maximum five-year sentence. The lady was at the supermarket with her daughter. And everyone knows chicks love yogurt. More »
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And us penurious ones dig it, too — so much so that, whether we were aware of it or not, most of us have found ourselves inexorably drawn to the squat plastic tubs with their vaguely Hellenic lettering and high prices-tags. Because, see, it's yogurt, so it's for women. But it's also Greek — and like Zorba it's somehow lusty, filling, sophisticated. How can you resist? More »
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If you want a mini-recap of what womanhood was all about in 2009 — and a lesson in being a "better lady" in 2010 — check out Sarah Haskins' new video, after the jump. More »
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Dannon has settled a suspicious-sounding false-advertising class-action lawsuit, reimbursing customers who, apparently, still had digestive troubles after eating Activia, to the tune of $35 mil. Dannon denies wrongdoing. After all, they implied men shouldn't eat it. [LA Times] More »
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Case in point: I wondered, in light of the aggressively feminized marketing (Voguert?!?!), whether men eat yogurt. Guess what happened last night on The Tonight Show? More »
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Have you ever seen a man eat yogurt, with your own two eyes? Are you a man who has eaten yogurt? Do men eat yogurt? More »
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Recently, while searching for that damn all-black issue of Italian Vogue, I gazed upon a shelf at a bookstore labeled "Women's Interest." The shelf was filled with wedding magazines. (And underneath: Cooking.) Really? Women have no other interest? I was still seething about this when I saw Sarah Haskins' "Target Women: Weddings" video over on Current TV. It's a teardown of all the bride and wedding-related shows on the We channel. The clips of Bridezillas and Bulging Brides programs filled me with hate. Watching svelte women be told they're too fat to get married and watching women who are getting married act like selfish, egomaniacal, misanthropic sociopaths not only made me hate the wedding industry, but the We channel. And women. And humanity. Thanks, Sarah Haskins! You're hilarious. And, um. Who are you? More »
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Video looks at yogurt's advertising for women: "Yogurt eaters come from every race, but just one socio-economic class: the class that wears gray hoodies. It's that 'I have a Masters, but then I got married' look!"• A man has been accused of running an Asian prostitution ring in Seattle, citing that he bought 14,000 condoms in less than a year. • Diddy is back to being called Puff Daddy in an effort to revive career success that occurred with his former name. • McCain does "a Google" to research his potential veeps, you know, because the internet is full of so much reliable information! • Same-sex marriages could give the wedding business in California a big boost. • The portrait of Jane Austen's supposed "lost love" and the inspiration for Mr. Darcy is up for auction. • This one ought to help calm paranoid mothers everywhere: A mom finds a snake in her daughter's crib. • A female U.K. Army major who was given "a hug instead of a medal" after she helped Iraq negotiations settles her case with the Army. • A new study says taking a virginity pledge may delay teen sex, although it should be used with a comprehensive sex education. • A Los Angeles Superior Court judge has approved for trial a case of a woman suing her ex-husband for giving her HIV after claiming he was virus free. • A mentally ill woman who killed her pregnant friend, cut out her unborn child, and drowned her friend's living children has been sentenced to life in prison. • A look back at the last 15 years of BUST magazine, here's to 15 more! More »
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Current TV has an amusing send up of the way yogurt is marketed towards women. The best part is when the video's narrator, Sarah Haskins, describes the yogurt eater as the gray-hoodie wearing demographic who has "I have a masters but then I got married" look. But on the serious, that yogurt that makes you poop is amazing. [Current TV] More »
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