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Oy, vey. A lot of rape jokes have been made on primetime television this past year— like a lot a lot— and while a few have managed to land with a certain level of self awareness or humor (like Maya Rudolph in her ski suit on Up All Night) the majority are thrown about all-too casually and, generally, in extremely poor taste. Among the most guilty is 2 Broke Girls, a show that throws around rape jokes as often as they do outdated hipster references (the jokes, by the way, are as cheap as the set decoration), however the award for "Absolute Worst" has got to be a tie between Workaholics' "sleep assault" quip and Rob!'s accidentally-falling-over-on-a-passed-out-old-lady routine. More »
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A woman who arrived at a New Orleans hospital with an arm infection left sans one arm, thanks to recreational injections of bath salts, an increasingly popular and incredibly dumb drug that no one should ever use, ever. Seriously. Don't inject yourself with bath salts, you guys. Good lord. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5876026&view=rss&microfeed=true "The man felt 'extreme pain' and saw blood on his groin area… Dr. Karen Jacoby told police that the man's wound looked like it was a 'knife injury.'" More »
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Vintage Ads is currently running a "creepy kids in ads" contest, and, well, I'm going to have to vote for Creepy Baby-Dye-The-Cat-Blood-Red over here. Click to enlarge. [VintageAds] More »
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Rumor has it that if you buy this Diane Von Furstenberg dress from Bloomingdale's, they'll snap your arm bones back into place for free (plus the cost of shipping). [Bloomingdale's] More »
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49-Year-Old Mary Strey made a concerned phone call to 911 last Saturday to report a drunk driver, attempting to describe the driver to the dispatcher before announcing that she was actually reporting herself. A+ for honesty, I guess? More »
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Consider Jezebel your source for all nightmare-inducing horrific incest dungeon stories, because there's another one hitting European papers: A 45-year-old Polish man named Krzysztof B. has held his now 21-year-old daughter Alicja captive since 2002 in their rural home. In that time, he's allegedly fathered Alicja's two children and forced her to give them up for adoption. Sound vaguely familiar? Well Krzysztof is being called "Polish Fritzl" after the terrifying Austrian psycho Josef Fritzl, who fathered seven children by his captive daughter, Elisabeth. And speaking of the unfortunate Fritzl clan, 42-year-old Elisabeth, who was held captive for more than two decades, has finally spoken publicly about her father's ultra-violence. More »
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