Hi ho! Since my book, My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag ... And Other Things You Can't Ask Martha, came out on Tuesday we figured that instead of running a regular edition of Squalor today, I'd hang out here for an hour or so and do a live chat with you. Cool? Cool!
But wait! There's more!
This chat will run until 3pm EST; immediately after it ends I'll take to Twitter to answer your toughest questions; use the hashtag #stumpjolie to give me your best shot. Two people with the best/worst/grossest/barfiest questions from Twitter as well as two people who offer the best comments/questions/horror stories in this live chat will receive a signed copy of the book, along with a Penguin tote bag and a bottle of white vinegar.
Oh and since I have you: An archive of the topics I've covered since joining Jezebel and Deadspin last March can be found here. I'm just going to leave that for you, as a token of my affection.
Okay, whatcha got? Wanna talk about barf? Martha? House of Cards? You tell me.
ETA: Okay gang, I've gotta split but come on over to Twitter for more fun! And I'm so happy to say that TheInfantTyrone and TheWhistlingFish have won signed copies of the book for their great questions about befouled mattresses and the smell issues attendant to pot-farming. Please email me (email@example.com) so I can arrange to get the books to you!
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