Hey! Here's a Big Business Idea for all the Big Businessmen reading this article right now (let's call it the Businesswomen's Special!): Try using a discarded pen lid for a tie clip, and also DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BANG THE FEMALE CEO DURING THE SHAREHOLDER MEETING.
One plucky fellow didn't get that memo, apparently, and turned on the charm at a recent meeting with Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. Here is the group of words that appeared in that dude's brain region, battled their way way past Cerberus the gatekeeper and into the throat and down the tongue and out the voice-hole and into the air: