<![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> So much Winehouse news this wknd and oh no, those baby mice videos w/ Pete.

whateverhappened

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Okay now that the pregnancy cat is out of the bag when is everyone going to find out the truth about him.

browneyesblue

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Actual Rihanna quote on Chris Brown: "We are very good friends."

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I can only assume Skechers has already signed an endorsement deal with the Simpson-Wentz sassy fetus.

I'm imagining some kind of word-play involving 'feet' and 'fetus'?

Hott_Riot

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Boy won't y'all be surprised when Angelina gives birth to actual piggies.

Then Zahara will say, "see!!! told you so!"

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @lalaland13: There's been rampant speculation about Carroll's relationship with the real Alice, but never anything other than wild rumor and innuendo.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @rachelrob: Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.

Also, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand--why did she walk like a woman, but talk like a man?

Oh, my Lo-la, lo lo lo lo lo-la.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: Wait wasn't Lewis Carroll an alleged lover of young ladies? Like, he got a little too close to them? Trying to remember my lit classes-but yeah, I sort of wanna compare Papa Joe to that. But that's an insult to Mr. Carroll, pedophile or no. But how the hell would you like to have Papa Joe marry you? That's an awful way to start off a marriage, me thinks.

And what is Kelly Rowland's children's book about? A little girl who has a friend who always gets the attention? Little girl is sad. Little girl gets breast implants, finds happiness. It's called "New Boobs for Betsy."

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @rachelrob: I go more old school: "her name was Lola, she was a show girl, with yellow feathers in her hair, and her dress cut down to there. She would meregue, and do the cha cha..."

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Am I the only one who doesn't completely hate Heather Mills? I'm pretty sure that if McCartney took a douchalizer test he'd be above the legal limit.

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Lola is a pretty name, but I can't see/hear it without thinking, "L-O-L-A, Lola... Now I'm not the most something somethingest guy, but..." Am I alone?

rachelrob

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> My piggies demanded "brownies" as well, but I gave them cornflakes and vodka instead. Mmm, nutritious!

CrabbyPam

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> shot-gun weddings are so in this season.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @seecindysnark: I was too busy moving this weekend to catch it myself. Just a tip: Ikea in Round Rock on a Saturday is a madhouse, avoid it at all costs... What's with Kate and the Austin-oriented guys, eh?

wednesdayam

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Every time I see "Papa Joe Simpson" I read it "Papa Joe Smurf". And then I giggle at the mental picture.

Blujai

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ: Thanks, I aim to please!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I know it's such old news, but you guys calling him "Blake Incarcerated" cracks me up every time.

Kajj

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @funnyface: probably the funniest thing I've read in a while.
I snorted out loud when I read the "I'm late, I'm late" part.

SpicyTamale

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I would be up for being Gina Gershon's PA - she is fab! I admit: I had a girl crush on her for years. Call me, Gina!

cynicchick

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @expatriatedjerseyan: Whaa? Isn't the tip supposed to be around $155-160? Which would still be around $54 per person, which is not that excessive (for that bill anyhow). Fuck I'd be such a pissed off waitress.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Al Reynolds meet Barbara Walters... apparently you two have a lot to talk about.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @gherkinfiend: Dude, I wouldn't be surprised his tiny swimmers have fangs and try to get into the eggs tail-first.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Ok, wait. Math isn't exactly my strong suit either but $783 plus $16 equals $799... And they couldn't at least round up because...?

Kazzah

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> "And Amy and Blake surge past Britney at the quarter pole, with Ashlee and Pete and Jessica right behind..."

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: No, but after a horrible blunder in communications channels, the wedding planner showed up with 2200 bouquets of Fair Bianca roses, instead of the intended 200 Grandiflora Queen Elizabeths.

Ashley had to send Pete out with a bucket of Sherman's red.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @dcdulce: bish, plz! Heather Mills, of course.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Did the Queen of Hearts show up wielding an ax?

I must know.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Blind Item: Dame Maggie Smith.

dcdulce

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I really hope these crazy kids make it. Sorry everybody, but I... I kinda like Pete and Ashlee.

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I'm just sitting here coming up with all kinds of cracks about having an Alice in Wonderland themed wedding. Like, is "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date" how Ashlee told Pete she was pregnant?

Is "off with his head" sorta how Pete feels about the whole thing?

Is the lady who has a pig for a baby sort of symbolic of their whole union?

Is it only possible for these two kids to have a lasting union in some sort of drug-addled fantasy land?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Pete Wentz has a bulldog named Hemingway? Oh, vomit.

smarah

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @tscheese: I wasn't convinced he'd tried to kill himself either. It seemed to me like he just might've cut himself (albeit intentionally), which is fucking scary for other people to see 'cause they assume you're trying to kill yourself. His breakup with her might've sent him over the edge, but I doubt it was the sole cause of whatever problems he had.

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I don't know if it's been said but, weddings should not have a theme. The theme is wedding.

NoDowdAboutIt

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Oh, Sebastian! Snurry at the lawtons, old chum! That's a sticky wickett for a rum bobbin!

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Aaahaha. Pete had no idea Papa Joe was talking to him. You've seen that video. You know when it gets too hot "down hurr" people just start to hallucinate.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @vegemitekid: That boat sailed over a year ago complete with Cameron Diaz coming after Jessica Biel at last year's MTV Awards and the awkward situation of having to be seen with Justin all last summer to promote Shrek 3.

And can I say how much I fucking love the continued denials from Rhianna and Chris Brown!?! Awesome! You go kids!

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @expatriatedjerseyan: Where the heck were they that Patron was $60 a shot?!?!?! I just bought 10 shots of Patron a few weeks ago (seriously, there were a lot of us) and it was less than $200.

BadenBaden

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @seecindysnark: I have cycling friends who know lots of dirt on Lance Armstrong. Someday, it will all come out. In the meantime, don't return his calls.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @BlondeGrlz: Me too! I had action-adventure dreams last night. I want to be Karen Allen.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @expatriatedjerseyan: a $76 tip on a $783 bill is not even 10%. And now Spencer is condemned to a life of abuse on Bitter Waitress (see the "shitty tipper" database.)
[bitterwaitress.com]

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Eh, Blake's mom should really STFU about Amy. And having a son who has been addicted to hard drugs I am surprised she would judge, especially because I find it hard to believe she wouldn't know about all of the rules on forcing adults into care if they refuse. Basically, they are both over 18 which means no one can do jack shit about "letting" them do drugs and run around half dressed. So please, don't criticize Amy's parents, they probably spend every day wishing that these laws weren't in place and rue the fact that it is her "right" to spend her life strung out and crazy.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> It kind of burns my biscuits that I miss out on the whole Kate Hudson/Lance Armstrong at the Hula Hut in Austin. Mostly because seeing the two of them is a lot better that the hail storm I experience there a week before. LAME!

I can't wait for the Amy Winehouse episode of Intervention.

seecindysnark

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @formerlyzivah: Ahh well. Not that I should even care, I think I just amaze myself with how behind I can be. Or is it just that celebrities go through relationships much faster than humans- kinda like a dog years type thing?

vegemitekid

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @vegemitekid: Last I read, JT was dating(bearding for) Jessica Biel. He and Cammy broke up 2 or 3 years ago.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @vegemitekid: Pretty sure that boat has sailed, my dear.

formerlyzivah

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @robot ninja spy: also, i know if *i* were wandering around town on drugs, my boyfriend's momma wouldn't be tsk-tsking mine. she'd be dragging me out of the gutter by my hair and throwing me into rehab herself. hell, this winter she bought me a hat because i'd temporarily misplaced mine, and she was worried i'd freeze to death in the three days it took to find it.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Actually, Alice in Wonderland is quite popular among the emo/ goth set (see: Marilyn Manson).

Elevendy has a sequin for an eye

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: No need, as the wedding itself was a shotgun.

Meg

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @garbageday: ew! i don't even want to think about an uncensored version.

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @expatriatedjerseyan: Confronted by the server - that's a bit much.

Couldn't they have just bought the bottle? If I had to listen to either one of them speak, I'd want to be blitzed.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> And Pratag show yet again why we need to get rid of tipping.

And we thought the Disney wedding dresses were bad, at least they were of adult characters. At least they had a ready made Jabberwocky in Papa Simpson. Was Jessica Tweedle Dum or Tweedle Dee?

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @expatriatedjerseyan: Yikes! That's more money than I can comprehend at one time.

I mean, I've had pretty abysmal tequila-to-food ratios on my restaurant bills before, but I can barely drink my way through $30 at freakin' Chili's.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Cuteasabutton: Sorry to start your week with such a ghastly thought!

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @funnyface: Or Designer Impostors cologne you can get at Wal-Mart...If you like Sex Panther, than you'll love Island of Mustique.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I'd just like to point out that not only did Asshat Spencer not just leave a $16 (the producer who was filming with them dropped another $60 out of his own pocket after being confronted by their server) but $720 of the $783 bill were spent on shots of Patron - 12 at $60 a shot, apparently. I'm just curious if that's a new world record for the tequila-to-food ratio on a restaurant bill. I can just think of so many other food or wine/liquor things I'd spend $720 (if I had $720).

expatriatedjerseyan

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Yeah, he also tried using the Tom Petty song "Don't Come Around Here No More" to get rid of Pete, but unfortunately, it didn't work.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @gherkinfiend: Oh god, that doesn't bear thinking about. Too scary. Just looking at a photo of him makes me want to take a bath in hospital-grade disinfectant.

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @CMG: The original uncensored version of that video, in which the Alice slicing results in graphic "Bodies Revealed" exhibit-style blood-and-guts innards rather than cake pieces, would've really provided nightmare fuel.

I've never seen this version, and I don't know that it's possible to do so (no YouTube hits), but I remember one of the MTV VJs (such an '80s relic, like Nintendo 1-900 game counselors) terrifying me with that story after the edited video aired.

garbageday

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Trixie from Toronto: Y'know, I was kinda offended by the "OMG Owen is heeearrrtbroken without Kate!" thing too. The media doesn't need to pump out more stories of people being "omg I'm so incomplete if I don't have lurve!" Case in point: How long has Jennifer Aniston been portrayed as some kind of a martyr now? Like since dinosaur times, right?

It sounds like the guy had a LOT of problems of his own that couldn't have stemmed from whatever fake butterscotchy relationship he had going at the time.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Trixie from Toronto: See, call me slow, but I thought JT was still with Cameron Diaz (not that I've given it that much thought, obvs) So is she one of the ones he's been sneaking around with or did I just miss the boat completely?

vegemitekid

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> The "Island of Mustique" sounds like a very cheap and sleezy men's cologne, about like "Sex Panther."

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Trixie from Toronto: no, they did. romo went with her as sorta a pity date, if sources can be believed.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> To residents of Mustique: take necessary action NOW to prevent Paris Hilton from co-opting your name for her next fragrance.

prickles

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Trixie from Toronto: Jessica is just trying to cover the fact that she and I have had a secret thing going for a while now. Hollywood would go crazy if they knew!

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Can someone please remind Heidi and Spencer that their 15 minutes of fame have been over for 2 years?

k10

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @AthertonMerriweather: I swear, that was my first thought when I read "Alice in Wonderland" themed reception. LORD. Yeah, I bet Jess looked REAL happy. At least Tony didn't make her go alone.

Can the Amy/Blake Incarcerated mess get anymore messier? Those are some whacked-out folks there.

Lance Armstong gets around.

Keep it classy, Spiedi!

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Kevin Federline's lawyer: "If I had to hire an investigator or investigators to provide me with the intelligence about what's going on, where they are, how are they doing, it would be north of half a million to a million dollars ... as opposed to buying People magazine for $3.95 on Thursday morning or going on TMZ."

Are the paparazzi really really good or is Federline's lawyer just really cheap and lazy?

I'm guessing it's the former, because K-Fed's legal team probably isn't cheap and lazy, given that he's come out of all this basically smelling like a rose (a Marlboro Lites and Cheetos-scented rose, but whatever.)

So does this mean that the gossip mills and paparazzi are actually pretty good at what they do, if K-Fed's lawyers think they're reliable enough? And also, why do I care so much? I DON'T KNOW.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Papa Joe stepped in with the shotgun from Tom Petty's video. It all went downhill from there.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @sjct: Hahaha sure! Great minds...

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @BlondeGrlz: There's a review at Gawker. Karen Allen is back! Check out the pics of her and Shia. Body language to spare, behbeh.

P.S. I am not a game show host.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Pinkosaurus: Seriously, that book and movie scared me as a kid.

However, I am surprised that the theme for Ashlee and Pete's wedding wasn't "The Nightmare Before Christmas" or whatever the fake goth kids at Hot Topic are into these days. Papa Joe probably stepped in and said "No! We need something more marketable and photo worthy! I know, let's recycle the Alice in Wonderland thene from The Newlyweds!"

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> OK, I thought JSimp and Tony Romo had split up? I guess not.

Two women I do not like: Jessica Biel and Kate Hudson. I'd bet anything Jessica Biel's publicist planted that item because it's been reported frequently that JT steps out behind her back and has throughout the courtship. And Kate Hudson's people apparently wanted it out there that Owen Wilson's supposed suicide attempt (still not buying that one) was about his remorse over "losing" Kate Hudson when in fact it was just a guy with a drug problem that got out of hand and had nothing to do with her. I find that low, trying to take credit for someone's troubles.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Okay, I'm just going to call Blake's mom "Mother Incarcerated."

Mother Incarcerated, you need to shut the hell up with that "If Amy was my daughter, she wouldn't be roaming the streets on drugs" or whatever you said. If we're judging them by parents (instead of grown adults making bad choices) then I would say you haven't done a good job of keeping Blake out the gutter.

So you leave my girl Amy alone. I hope she write a song about you.

ninja spy's a cornflake girl

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> When Pete's eyebrows started offering guests hits from a hookah, things got curiouser and curiouser.

garbageday

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Well of course Posh wouldn't be caught dead in hiking boots- apparently she can't concentrate unless she's wearing heels- hiking boots would be a danger to her health.

Yeah, Blake's Mum wouldn't let Amy walk the streets like that if she was her daughter, but I never saw Blake being dragged home by his ear. Pot kettle?

I need brownies, my litter of piggies is due any day!

vegemitekid

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @sjct: I don't know, but I feel pretty useless because I can't figure it out, despite it being "incredibly obvious."

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Jinx! Ya beat me to it. Do I owe you a Coke?

sjct

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Now that's the Mariah Carey I love. Until the magical-fairy-princess-butterfly-rainbow-unicorn-cake is cut, I refuse to believe they are married.

I watched Indiana Jones movies all weekend and cannot wait for the new one. There is no way it can be worse than Temple of Doom. Plus Cate Blanchett!!

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Heh. I've given up. Stop.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> George Clooney= Nice Improvement!

OCOS

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Oh hey, its the "Your kid is a worse derelict addict than mine" game! Both Amy and Blake's parents need to either step in and get them help or STFU.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Barbara Walters on Star Jones: "I mean, we had to lie for her. And I was worried about my own credibility."

Y'know, call me shallow and bitchy or whatever, but I kind of love the ongoing Baba vs. Star snarkfest.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> BI: Heather Mills?

sjct

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @AthertonMerriweather: that video freaked me out when i was a kid.

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Blind Item: Dame Judi Dench

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Mmmm. Drug-fueled psychosis is a great theme for a wedding.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> @Cuteasabutton: How on earth did Pete Doherty manage to impregnate someone? It's been playing on my mind for the past 5 years...

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> How on earth did Pete Doherty play football? The man can barely stand upright.

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> Obvious BI: Heather Mills

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> What is up with those Simpson ladies and Alice in Wonderland? Or do I smell a Papa Joe obsession?

formerlyzivah

]]> <![CDATA[Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date]]> I imagine Ashlee's wedding to be straight out of Tom Petty's "Don't Come Round Here No More" video. Complete with Jessica Simpson as the head in the cake everyone cuts into at the end.

AthertonMerriweather

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