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Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

DigitalVersicolor — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:32:22 EDT

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DigitalVersicolor

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

Mafalda para Presidente — Sat, 17 May 2008 10:06:41 EDT

Oh Jake, if you followed MY hand we could go away and have beautiful brown-haired babies together. Yes?

Mafalda para Presidente

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

chelotoyou — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:54:56 EDT

@RosyCheeks: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...damn you, Rosy Cheeks! ; )

chelotoyou

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

RosyCheeks — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:51:59 EDT

@chelotoyou: I had a similar thought. Maybe the hand belongs to a well-intentioned citizen aiming Jake towards Auntie Ann's for a pretzel. With cheese sauce.

RosyCheeks

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

Queerbot — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:51:41 EDT

Dear in the headlights.

Queerbot

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

chelotoyou — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:43:46 EDT

Is it just me, or is the camera angle making him look emaciated? By Jove, what happened to him on that now-closed movie set?

chelotoyou

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

sayanything — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:41:57 EDT

He's scared. He has no idea why he's wearing that horrible long sleeved collarless t-shirt. What's next, he fears, a collarless shirt? We can only hope not...

sayanything

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

BAngieB — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:41:56 EDT

Despite tabloid reports, he's clearly terrified at the thought of marrying Reese Witherspoon.

BAngieB

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

Possbert — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:25:43 EDT

He has the same fashion sense I do.

Possbert

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

CorporateTool — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:23:58 EDT

@Riff_Randell: Disagree. UNBUTTON the shirt farther. Or just remove it.

CorporateTool

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

Sophie needs Sensodyne — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:23:15 EDT

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Sophie needs Sensodyne

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

boring diatribes — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:17:25 EDT

Based on his expression, it seems Jake recently joined Scientology. Avoid all eye contact.

boring diatribes

Jake Gyllenhaal Walks To The Hand

Riff_Randell — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:16:20 EDT

Jake, baby. I love you. We would have adorable babyfaced kids together. But just button that shirt up a taaaaad bit more, okay, sweetie? Thanks. See you tonight.

Riff_Randell