Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look - Jezebel Comments

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

champagne — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:15:03 EDT

She'll always be Bridget Jones to me and that's a good thing (1st movie anyway).

Also I am so over the picking apart of women's looks. Just shut the f*** up already!

champagne

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

MonkeySeeMonkeyDo — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:38:42 EDT

@FingKASIL: Golly gee, how original.

MonkeySeeMonkeyDo

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Catty Is Cumbersome — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:31:05 EDT

@FingKASIL: This isn't PerezHilton you ass.

Catty Is Cumbersome

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

FingKASIL — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:12:38 EDT

Butterface.

FingKASIL

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

TwiceShy — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:57:33 EDT

She cannot give any other look BUT her cutting look.

TwiceShy

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Philthyist — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:26:08 EDT

Clearly she is listening to Beyonce and practicing her Naomi Campbell walk.

Philthyist

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Catty Is Cumbersome — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:40:18 EDT

@petuniacat: Interesting fact. And even if she wasn't, who really cares that her eyes are not wide open? Should she go and get an eye lift so everyone can bitch about that too? Also, I like that her jogging leggings are not skin tight and crammed up her crotch. Exercise is about comfort, not fashion. Good grief.

Catty Is Cumbersome

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

petuniacat — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:27:32 EDT

For all you who are criticizing the way her eyes are shaped/the way they squint. Did you realize that it's because of her ethnic background? She's part Sami, an indigenous group in Scandinavia.

It's not cool to trash someone's appearance based on features they have no control over. But that's just me.

petuniacat

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:20:32 EDT

Two seconds later:
"Why look, it's the rare Alberta Tufted Ear maroon squirrel… why is he frothing at the…AAHHHH!"

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

sjct — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:11:53 EDT

Every pic I've seen lately, she's been walking or posing straight-legged and lookin' all stiff and snotty. At least, her knees bend.

sjct

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

dearheart — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:43:28 EDT

@Bella_vina: That's an ass cover - hides the workout wedgies. I do it, too.

dearheart

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Ash78 — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:43:10 EDT

Bag of antlers, as the saying goes.

This level of skinny is not attractive on ANYONE. Cut the cardio back to zero and hit the weights (and the buffet) for a few weeks, please.

Ash78

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

FashionShowAtLunch — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:34:22 EDT

At least the hair is growing out...

FashionShowAtLunch

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

savagechica — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:26:16 EDT

i dont like that leggings are BAGGY on her
cupcakes...eat them!!!

savagechica

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Miss. Money-Sterling — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:21:43 EDT

I know it's probably some kind of optical illusion, but I'm a fan of the broad shoulders look. I wish I was out tramping around today instead of in the office, boo. Sometimes R.Z's squinty thing reminds me of Diane Weist's, who can do no wrong, so I say go ahead and squint. Can't be worse than the face I'm famous for making whenever someone deigns to take a picture of me...

Miss. Money-Sterling

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

kellybean — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:21:12 EDT

@crazycatlady: Ummmm...they don't have real jobs. I'd be at the gym a lot too. And I'm already there 5-6 days a week. At least I wouldn't feel rushed...maybe I should become an actress!

kellybean

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

garbageday — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:20:04 EDT

She simply misunderstood a fan who loved her work in "8 Seconds": From a distance, "Buckle Bunny" can sound rude.

garbageday

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

crazycatlady — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:18:21 EDT

How come all these lady celebs are always going to or coming from working out?

crazycatlady

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

TheUptightMidwesterner — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:17:57 EDT

This is what she is thinking

"Is that Matt McConaghy over their running with that trainer? ...Nah, can't be, that dude is wearing a shirt."

TheUptightMidwesterner

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

sybann — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:16:42 EDT

My heels hurt just looking at sneaks without proper padding...

sybann

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

VoxPopuli — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:05:19 EDT

@VoxPopuli: Oh' no' I can't con'trol my apos'trophes!

VoxPopuli

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

kellybean — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:04:43 EDT

Who walks with their feet so close together?

kellybean

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

VoxPopuli — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:03:50 EDT

That's it's Renee - we're hitting the Shake Shack for some burgers, fries and ice cream. My treat, you hungry lil' orphan.

VoxPopuli

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

heykoukla — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:02:33 EDT

Non-pictured dude definitely doesn't have her at hello.

heykoukla

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

abbycadabby — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:01:41 EDT

@tscheese: The disappearance of her eyes, or her ability to open her eyes, is astounding. Check her face out in "Empire Records" (Oh Rexy, you're so Sexy!!) and compare it to today. Unreal.

abbycadabby

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

AnnaXC09 — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:48:51 EDT

You should be worried, when your spandex leggings are that loose around the knee. Eeks

AnnaXC09

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

amyschiff — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:47:19 EDT

is it just me or does it look like she's wearing men's sunglasses as well as a men's jacket. maybe she beat up another catcaller and took his clothes. that would at least explain the one around her waist.

amyschiff

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

ElleL — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:45:51 EDT

@hortense: Understood.

I do wish I could see that bag she's wearing. I love gray.

ElleL

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Eeva — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:42:38 EDT

@hortense: Oops sorry, I meant expression rather than actual physiognomy.

Eeva

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

architacky — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:40:24 EDT

You can still see her lemon face/stink eye biz even from her profile.Sigh..

architacky

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Bella_vina — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:40:16 EDT

@hortense: sorry. can I talk about the hair? Because I like it!

Bella_vina

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

boring diatribes — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:36:04 EDT

@Bella_vina: Yeah but death has veeery few calories. Think about it. If she's going to eat, it's probably abstract things like death and air.

boring diatribes

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

LoveNoelG — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:35:24 EDT

She looks like one of the people too afraid to step in and help when a guy is beating up his girlfriend on those 20/20 What Would YOU Do? hidden camera investigations.

Yep, that is probably what is happening.

LoveNoelG

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

hortense — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:35:11 EDT

@tscheese: @Eeva: @ElleL: @Bella_vina: Let's stick to her clothes, the scenery, and potential hilarious thoughts she might be having, please, and leave her body alone. Thanks.

hortense

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Bella_vina — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:33:52 EDT

@ElleL: But Voldemorts peeps are death-eaters and if there´s one thing she´s not a fan of then it´s eating...

Bella_vina

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

boring diatribes — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:30:46 EDT

@tscheese: Yes, she's very Voldemort-like in that way.

boring diatribes

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

ElleL — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:30:32 EDT

She could cut a bitch with that jaw line.

Daaaamn girl.

ElleL

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Eeva — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:29:52 EDT

@TriedandTrue: Purse-d lips? Yes. But that's just her face, so I wouldn't blame her for it.

She looks kind of fiiierce* here actually, I gotta say.

*Dear Tyra: this would be a better way of spelling it than "fiercee".

Eeva

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

tscheese — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:28:53 EDT

Has anyone actually seen her eyes since Bridget Jones' Diary?

I kind of don't believe she has eyes anymore. Like they contained too many carbs or something.

tscheese

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

hortense — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:27:10 EDT

I'm guessing she's not listening to Blue Orchid, eh?

hortense

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

megankills — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:27:08 EDT

"No thank you, I would NOT like a sandwich."

megankills

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:26:39 EDT

"Did he just tell me to smile?!"

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Pres. Laura Roslin — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:25:40 EDT

Fierce! She looks like she will cut a bitch.

Pres. Laura Roslin

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Bella_vina — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:25:33 EDT

She is wearing a sweater, right? So what exaclty it that thing around her waist, another one? Is that some sort of trend?
And whatever she sees, the boy in the background is interested as well.

Bella_vina

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

TriedandTrue — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:25:09 EDT

wait - she went running with purse?

TriedandTrue

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

NefariousNewt — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:24:50 EDT

It really doesn't even look like her.

NefariousNewt

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

TurangaLeela — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:24:04 EDT

How many zip-up fleeces does one woman need?

TurangaLeela

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

boring diatribes — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:21:47 EDT

"Tom? Is that you? Why are you hiding in the bushes...?"

boring diatribes

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

Leiakat — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:21:45 EDT

She could slice you with a shoulder blade, so watch yourself.

Leiakat

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

DinaRonson — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:21:16 EDT

She better have JUST stopped running. (As) Her face looks like she just had dermabrasion.
Ew.

DinaRonson

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

DorothyZbornak — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:01 EDT

You had me at "pssst, psst!"

DorothyZbornak

Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look

cmg — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:19:11 EDT

she looks like she has big clown feet. i guess it's because her legs are so skinny.

yeah, that's all i got right now.

cmg