<![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @Jill7: ummm i worked on that case when i was a paralegal in NYC! amazing - little ralphie lifshitz is sue happy.

freudeschaden

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> "Don't I sooooo pull off the Kate Moss look??"

**collective silence**

Understater

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> OK, yes, the jeans are tight - but camel toe? I'm not seeing it.

When you're skinny you can wear tight pants without it being uncomfortable.

Ruby_Slippers

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> "Realizing there was no amount of skimpy dresses and slutty shoes that could make her look anything other than bland, Gwyneth Paltrow decides to go back to dressing like her old (and yes, bland) self."

iAlreadyHateYou

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> I think Jessica Lange did it better in King Kong [bp1.blogger.com]

bas tsioyn

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @Begorrah: Now THAT'S an image that just won't go away. It's hopping around in my mind ... and it's heavily pierced/tattooed. Eeeeew. :)

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @jenndavo: @Begorrah: LOL!

NerD!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @jenndavo: Tommy Lee's penis???

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @Begorrah: Hee! Well, tonight I'll be busy with all the SciFi original movies I taped over the weekend, including "Rock Mosnter." You'll never guess what it's about.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @BAngieB: That sums it up perfectly.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @jenndavo: Oh noes!! I be curling up with "Step Up 2: The Streets" (respect the title colon, bitches), 'cause Gwyneth = mediocre movie night. Plus beer.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> It's hard to like her when she is obviously having much more fun than I am.

bunni hop

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Everything is better in Capri.

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Oscar thief!

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Yet remains under the oppressive darkness of Madonna's shadow.

rightfootleft

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @bellethellama: Last night, most of my dreams were focused on RDJ, not gonna lie. Something very attractive about him in that role, and I could even dig on the facial hair.

@solaana: I loved those shoes she was wearing while out secret-stealing. If I wouldn't kill myself, I'd go out looking for a pair.

boyreporter, my boyfriend, leaned over to me in the middle of the movie and asked, "Who is that?" I told him and then he leaned back over and said, "She's smoking hot." I had to agree.

girlreporter

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @dangerslut: Enjoy your day, Gwyneth, because tomorrow the yeast infection will set in.

Kaehoku

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @girlreporter: Loved that movie. Wanted to be her [character] very badly, and own that purse she uses to steal secrets.

solaana

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @girlreporter: Me too! I was vastly entertained, and between lusting after RDJ and her wardrobe, it was all in all a great time.

bellethellama

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @Begorrah: Did you just call Goldie Hawn's masterpiece, "Overboard," shitty? Them's FIGHTIN' words, Begorrah!

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Hey Gwynnie, nice camel toe.

sarabadara

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> but... she looks so happy! and normal! How am I supposed to hate on her? Especially after watching the preview of the series she's doing with Mario Batalli where she also seemed immensely likable. My world, she is shaken.

LittleBlackFly

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Agreed. She looks fuckin great!

Diziet_Sma

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> "Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes"

And looks much happier because of it.

But, G? Is that black nailpolish on your toes? For shame!

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> She looks like she's been hangin' with Kate Moss. Or at least raiding her closet.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Seconds later she falls overboard, knocking her head and losing her memory. And when Kurt Russell picks her up at the hospital he takes her to his home and makes her take care of his kids and his house and she eventually learns not to be such an insufferable cunt. And then Begorrah goes back to her shitty movies and her beer and her pouting.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> The first person in history to be photographed in jaunty nautical attire ON A BOAT! Ralph Lauren must be figuring out a way to sue her, like when he sued the American Polo Association for having a logo with a polo player on horseback.

Jill7

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> (as Jerri Blank) God damn, that's gotta be tight!

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> She looks so happy! I love a genuine smile.

Also, I'm not ashamed to admit it: I saw Iron Man with the boyfriend last night and thought it was great fun. She looked wonderful in that, too, and even though she's not talking about her role very much, I think she did well.

girlreporter

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Cameltoe is not just a landlubber phenomenon.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> "Whee, I'm barefoot! Totally hippe and carefree! Later... I think I'll have a sammich. I did take my laxatives this morning."

Elin

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> @dangerslut: For serial. That makes me itch just looking at it.

feelingHELLAmaddowy

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> are the paparazzi on the boat? or do they hover in a special helicopter?

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> she really should smile more often.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> as long as she has escaped the shoes, get that woman some baggy sweats stat!
yeah, i think her vag needs some air.

hoodienerd

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Sadly, she did not manage to escape the pair of sneakers that clunked her on the side of the head just milliseconds after this photo was taken.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Please let the white velcro sneakers behind her be her shoes.
Well, she can't wear 6" heels and not go for an orthopedic on her day off, can she?

nadarine

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Suffocated vulva, anyone?

dangerslut

]]> <![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes]]> Boo. I want to go hang out on my rich friend's yachts all day. Maybe when I get my job as a teacher, my fellow teacher friends will let me come play on their yachts.
*uproarious laughter*

misssgolightly

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