<![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Agent1BDI: Lol, good point! I don't think I've ever had a problem finishing a bottle of champagne, come to think of it... ;)

JRae

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> It's just such a fucking shame that it's people like Paris that Amuricans are known for...she's an idiot, so the rest of the world think we're like her. I'm with the "send her ass to mars, kthxbai".

How freaking cool would be it if she could use that fame for good? I know, we're not in Kansas anymore. =P

chenier

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @themediatrix:
agreed, she was SO embarassed the first time she was on I'm surprised she even went back. She has NO SHAME

Bianca_Cheri

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): Oh I was thinking the same thing, except that Dave had a secret Purrell hiding place under the desk. What he could not hide was that he was skeeved out!

BeachLover

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @resident: naw, I just don't have cable.

themediatrix

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @purplejesus:
"Hatin' on Paris" is a default state, not a choice. water's wet, sun's hot, Paris is hated. It's not even in the theoretical stage anymore, science has proven it so. There's long strings of math on a blackboard and a smiling team of guys in lab coats involved.

munkles

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @purplejesus:Hating on Paris Hilton is very au gooseberry as well.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @deltabella: now that is a funny picture

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @themediatrix: I remember that too. The leg-kicking is a definite sign she feels humiliated.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @themediatrix:

You might know too much about her. Just sayin.

resident

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Old5chool:

"And you wonder why the rest of the world hates us".

resident

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I would argue that Paris *does* know Letterman is mocking her.

She has a habit of kicking her leg up and down whenever she's embarrassed. You can see it here, but it was REALLY prominent the last time she was on letterman. That interview was basically a mock-fest, and her leg was going a mile a minute.

themediatrix

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> & Letterman was being funny here, how exactly?

Old5chool

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Gretchen: Doesn't she always prominently feature her cans?

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Gretchen: BEST. STORY. EVER.

Tropical Storm Laura

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Paris showed up at Oktoberfest in Munich two years ago to pitch her canned champers. They put up with her and there were tons of publicity photos featuring her in a slutty version of the dirndl, cans prominently featured.

This fall a statement was made by the city of Munich and the state of Bavaria, stating Paris was not welcome at Oktoberfest. The statement was polite, but it essentially said her presence the year before "cheapened" the festival. Part of it was her shameless product promoting. The other was her alteration of the national dress - not cool.

I am so proud of my Bavarian heritage. We ARE the people that banned Paris!! At least for one festival.

Gretchen

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> If you were super rich, wouldn't you rather be Jack Nicholson than Paris Hilton? Who wants to be rich and NOT EAT!!!!

Looking at Dave and Paris I am reminded of a Dave joke - -

"Can you believe that those two are made from basically the same genetic material?"

SunnydaZe10

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Notes from the underwhelmed: YES! "Sofia" was horrible. Its a shame because the packaging (at least on the large bottle) was gorgeous!

Lulamaybelle

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @NOLAgirl: Haha! That, madam, is a fantastic reason to stick to bottles. Cheers!

kimsama

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Agent1BDI: @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): @kimsama: I'm not knockin' the box for anyone else. If you like it, drink up! There is no such thing as leftover wine in my house though so freshness is not a problem.

NOLA girl

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @amygdala1:

i seriously doubt Paris would refuse being booked on Letterman - or ANY show for that matter.for all intents and purposes. she's already been humilated on Letterman and yet here she is again. she is the sum of where she appears.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): Exactly. I'm not quite capable of handling more than about 1 or 2 glasses, so boxes = heaven (like I said, now that you can actually get decent-tasting stuff in them). I just had a good boxed sangiovese with dinner, actually!

@NOLAgirl: I know what you mean, those synthetic corks are the devil. I, too, like screwtops better (and it's also nice for those of us who get, um, "clumsy" when we've had wine and who tend to tip bottles over -- screwtop saves the day). That said, I don't know if I'd bring a screw-top for say, corkage, because the ritual is essential at times, especially when dining out.

kimsama

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I love boxed wine! I usually just want ONE glass on a Friday or Saturday night, so a opening a whole bottle is just a waste. A box solves that problem. It's about practicality, wine snobs be damned!

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> She seemed genuinely uncomfortable at not being 'celebrated'.. I can just imagine her backstage stomping off with a call to her 'agent'-- "Fuck this! Letterman's a fucking asshole! Don't ever book me on this goddamn fucking show again!"

amygdala1

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I guess the consensus at Jezebel is that queefs should be laughed at. I have a different point of view. I think a pussyfart should be ignored at all costs. No matter how loud and disruptive it is, no matter how long it lasts, the only way to deal with an obnoxious queef is through firm and unwavering denial until all those involved can pretend it never happened.

Paris who?

ronaldpagan

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant: Please don't insult the giraffes!!

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Once Grandpa Hilton gave all the money away she had to "use what she had"...which obviously isn't very much.

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> She is possibly the most ridiculous celebrity ever to walk the face of the Earth. How about the outrageous catwalk as she was coming out?

And the fake frozen smile and retardo-eyed fake laugh -- she doesn't even care that he is utterly contemptuous of her, just so long as she gets some attention.

I have rarely loathed a famous person more.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Anyone else think Paris looks remarkably like a giraffe in this clip? Just checking...

Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @goldengirl11:

Thirty years ago I picnicked outside of Paris, having a couple of cans of beaujolais(sp). It was good (like a Pepsi after a Dr. Pepper).

SO decadent; red wine though a straw...

e.varden

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @goldengirl11: wine in a box is awesome. you should try the wine cubes from Target. mm.

sushi314

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @JRae: A serving size of champagne is however much champagne there is, so I'm not fussed about opening a whole bottle.

Agent1BDI

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Am I crazy, or does champagne in a can actually sound kinda like a good idea? Yeah yeah, it'll be tinny... but what if you just want one glass, without opening a whole bottle? I suppose you could go for the mini-bottle...

I'd drink it. But would prefer the Sofia brand, hehe. ;) But I'm not too snobby about my booze... as long as it gets me drunk and doesn't taste too nasty, I'm in... ;)

JRae

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @LaComtesse: TOO, not TO

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> From a PR point of view, at least the girl had her talk points down. To bad her talk points also make her sound like a moron.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @kimsama: @Breamworthy: My problem with synthetic cork is oxidation and that its non-biodegradable. I'm starting to accept screw tops but I love the wine ritual too much to want things to change very much. But I just can't get behind the box thing yet. Maybe when they start boxing Corton-Charlemagne! :)

NOLA girl

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Breamworthy: I was hella snobby about boxed wine for a loong time (well, it did use to be crap). But I am so on-board now that better wines are coming in box form because:

NO. MORE. OXIDATION.

It's completely fantastic to not have to worry about your wine getting too much air before you purposefully decant it or pour and let it breathe.

kimsama

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @NOLAgirl:
I don't know about the US, but in Canada a lot of wine is now packaged in tetra-pack type packaging rather than bottles for environmental reasons. Even wine elitists seem to be getting on board with it, as it does not alter the taste of the wine.

Breamworthy

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I feel like I just lost 20 IQ points watching that. I wasn't aware that despite all Paris' public appearances I've hardly ever seen her sit semi-still and talke for a while. It's an alienating experience.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I really don't think she's too stupid to know Dave's insulting her-- she seems incredibly uncomfortable to me. She makes her money by being and staying a public figure, and David Letterman keeps up his image by having her on and mocking her.

bust_rod

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> or, er, "criminal."

must spellcheck first!

saltie

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @bonsaiiiiii: I would have to argue that she didn't realize that Dave was mocking her. "Poised" isn't the right word for her. As an above commenter said "Crimal ignorance is smug bliss."

saltie

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Okay, say what you want about her lack of talent, but she stayed very poised while Dave was mocking her products. Also, she has a tremendously long torso, which I find interesting.

bansaiiiiii

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I have a confession to make: I drank 10 cans of Sofia Coppola canned "champagne" last week.

But in my defense I was (a) in the deep south (new orleans) (b) at an outdoor music festival (jazz fest) (c) had the choice of that or hurricanes or beer (d) found the can kept the cold in better in the intense humidity (e) secretly likes Sofia sparkling wine in the pretty glass bottle on hot summer days. So sue me!

champagne

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Ohmigod you guys! I almost forgot about Paris Hilton! I just realized that I've gone for months without thinking about her, and it was glorious!

okay12345

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> It cracks me up how she's marketing three products which are completely unrelated to each other in every way.

SecretaryOfAwesome

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @whyknot: From Rain Main. Dustin Hoffman's character had "savant syndrome."

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @MadelineBassett: ?

whyknot

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @battleaxonista: [quote]Maybe she's a savant of some sort.[/quote]

Well, I'm sure she thinks that K-Mart sucks.

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @MadelineBassett: ah, the breathing comes gratis! lucky girl.@battleaxonista: an idiot savant? interesting. she might just be a creature of an already famous & wealthy last name. you don't really need an identity then. some people manage to be someone anyway. not paris!

whyknot

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @whyknot: I think that too, but then I realize she's built an instantly recognizable name by doing absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. Let's face it, if it says PHilton we're curious as to what it is. Which is exactly what she wants. Maybe she's a savant of some sort.

battleaxonista

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @whyknot: Frankly, I'm surprised she has enough brain function to manage involuntary actions. Like breathing.

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @MadelineBassett: am fairly convinced, madbass, that paris is not capable of thought, actual or otherwise.

whyknot

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @purplejesus: I don't think it's balls, though, I think it is what you refer to as cluelessness and I think of as "too damn stupid to know any better." With a soupcon of a pathological need to self-promote thrown in for good measure. Paris is clearly of the "any press is good press" school.

Wait, that's clearly ridiculous. Paris isn't of any school, because that would require actual thought.

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @ShortStaK: love the pet contraceptives idea!

paris? not sexy.

whyknot

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Oh, and second thought. She should forget about the line of clothing for dogs, she needs to endorse a LINE OF CONTRACEPTIVES FOR DOGS!! Idiot, doesn't she own like 20 miniature pint size beasts now?? She herself is responsible for the pet over population in California!!

ShortStaK

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> God Bless you Dave!!! She's got no shame as to what she'll pitch huh?? I await patiently and hopefully for the day she's on there selling Herpes meds for Phizer...dude, now THAT'S sexy!! And as much as I hate this douche, I'm mighty proud that she's no longer pissing away grand-papa Baron Hilton's cash....she's pissing away her own.

ShortStaK

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @widowcity: Three thieves already jumped you on the wine in juice boxes. It's pretty decent too and the boxes are super brightly painted (green, purple, pink) so you can drink them in public and not get caught. I drank some in front of cops in Washington Square Park and they were none the wiser.

LibidinousSlut

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @widowcity: That's hot (TM)

goodcheapfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Thank you David Letterman. Let the Paris Hilton smackdown continue.

goodcheapfun

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Hatin' on Paris is so au currant. But c'mon, the clueless ditz has the balls to go on Letterman and get trashed. I love her for that.

purplejesus

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> the other day I was thinking about marketing wine in a juice box, but prosecco in a can is so much sexier.

widowcity

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Can't that Prosecco be in a small bottle, you know, like classy drinks such as wine coolers and Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Such as.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> This is just what I needed today.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @mepo: Prosecco might be the greatest thing thats ever happened to me. If this chick ruins it with her prosecco in a can, I'm going after her.

I watched the appearance when Letterman was asking about prison live, and I was really, really hoping for a repeat last night. It would have really brightened my night full of antitrust studying. I guess the backhandedness will have to suffice.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I have a problem with synthetic cork so there's no way in hell I'll drink wine out of a box or champagne out of a can. But the little cans with straws do look cute.

Also, as some of you know, I am an elitist Obama supporter.

NOLA girl

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Jezebabe: I agree! I love S.C.'s canned champagne. It's like classy meeting up with trashy. Just my style

nicoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> She contributes NOTHING to society. I say we ship her to mars.

Her_royal_Highness

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @Jezebabe: Sofia is kind of adorable! and now I reeeeally wanna try it :p
though I'd probably pour it out of the can and into a flute XD

Tropical Storm Laura

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @rogerdoger: Criminal ignorance is smug bliss.

MadelineBassett

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @BalknChain: I'm pretty sure that's a squirrel tail hanging by her ear. That's hot.

From now on, the only way I want to hear anything about Paris Hilton is when she's on Letterman.

deltabella

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Oh, Prosecco Rich has been around for ages. And Paris got all spraypainted gold for it. I think it sounds sorta gross, but at the same time, I kind of want to try it.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Next up One Night in Paris feminine hygiene products:
The Paris Tampon
Paris Feminine Deodorant Sprays
Paris Bladder Control Protection (that's Hot!)
Paris Feminine Wipes

You too can feel like a celebutard during menstruation, vaginal discharge, and other bodily functions.

Back to you Dave...

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I think it would be more fitting if Paris shilled canned ham.

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I thought Paris said she would never do Letterman again after he made fun of her the last time she was on the show? Ah, the life of a fame whore. I can almost see dog clothes being Paris's calling if it weren't for that nasty rumor about what really happened to Tinkerbell.

@oceanminded: Yes! Kristen Wiig is funny on her own, but she really has a way with the up-talkers.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Dave 2: Paris 0

Mama Kinn

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> how much do you want to see Kristen Wiig do an impression of her?

I saw her in the bathroom of a movie theater and I remember thinking, before I knew/heard/smelled it was THE Paris, that she was the skinniest druggiest looking girl I had ever seen in my life...and that is sayin something.

oceanminded

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @librarysmut: That shit is cute, but does.not.taste.good. Nice to bring to a party though....

"How many cans of champagne do you need to drink to buy this?" Haaaa......

I am all for portable booze drinking devices, like wine in a juice box and champs in a can. Unless it tastes like crap. I don't know why people are so insistent that wine in a box is the end of civilization...

goldengirl11

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @alecksander: ha! I couldn't stop staring at it. It looks like it's coming out of her ear. *shudders*

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> And Paris, referencing mullets was funny maybe about two years ago.

alecksander

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Does she sell ear dangle hair like what she's wearing? Cause that's hawt!

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> That bobbing earring is super fucking annoying.
Combined with the swinging side ponytail and "AH hahe!" laugh, Paris Hilton equals most annoying woman on the planet.
And as my best friend in high school said, "I just can't take you seriously when you wear a side ponytail."

alecksander

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Straight up making fun of her to her face.
I can't figure out if she's just really really oblivious or doesn't know how to get offended.

MissusTufnel

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I don't think she's smart enough to realize Letterman is purposefully insulting her.

rogerdoger

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Her legs are gleaming; I am blinded by the light reflecting off her shins. Is she actually made of plastic? I have never seen her look this much like a barbie doll (rubbery/hard at once). No wonder people mock Misha Barton when this is what other hollywooders look like.

clairek

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I love that she continually pretends that she is famous for actually DOING something, instead of just for being stick thin, rich, and having the right last name.

ScarlettOdahling

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Totally ripping off Sofia Coppola with the fancy booze in a can. At least you get a mini straw with the Sophia Mini's.

librarysmut

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @La-to the-ura: Sofia Coppola has a line of champagne in a can, it's pretty good!!!

[www.sofiamini.com]

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> my mom: is this girl such an attention whore that she'll go on letterman to get mocked constantly? me: yes

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I wonder if her dead, closet dogs are wearing polos. "They may be dead, but their polos? That's hot!"

JWest282

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> "and we wonder why the world hates us..."

oh paris. masochism on national teevee ain't sexy.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> HA! The last line Dave said made me spit out my water. Oh how I could watch him take shots at her all day.

BitchIsTheNewBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> David Letterman will always be the King of Comedy. I love & adore him!

saysaudrabarkley

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @aubonpam: BWAHAHAHAAA!!

Seriously though, taste of burping champaign in face=NOT SEXY!

Sheer Debauchery

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Bah ha ha ha ha ha.....
David Letterman, you have all of a sudden become so sexy to me. Didn't he totally make fun of Paris Hilton for her jail stint the last time she made an appearance on his show? When will she learn?
I almost actually felt bad for her....almost.

gigi-jade

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> My best friend got really angry over Paris "ruining champagne in a can" for her (she went through a big Floot period - I thought it tasted like someone burping champagne in your face!)

aubonpam

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I think it's funny that the band is playing "I Love Paris" as she poses her way into the chair. It's also funny that she doesn't seem to understand that Letterman is making fun of her, but someone with the IQ of a house plant seldom perceives the existence of satire.

Inflatable

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Sophia Coppola already had that canned champagne, by the way. Which tasted like death and metal. Not death metal. I don't know if that would be better or worse.

Notes from the underwhelmed

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> How many baby wipes you think he used on that hand during the break?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @mepo: I would love sparkling wine made by the gods... I meant that it was too bad Paris got her hands on it, haha :)

Tropical Storm Laura

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> I think he was purposely leaving out the "and talented" after he said "lovely" during the introduction.

Also, is that canned champagne sponsored by Passions? Odd, considering it's ending. And also that, I'm sorry, but the official drink of Passions is the Martimmi. Oh, Timmy. We hardly knew ye.

Notes from the underwhelmed

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> @lauralizz: Prosecco is made by the God's - no trip to Italy is complete without it. It's way nicer than champagne, much lighter. I recommend. Though not from a can.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Canned champagne does NOT sound good at all. Seems like it would get that "tinny" taste like canned fruit does sometimes. Yeah, def not sexy!

Sheer Debauchery

]]> <![CDATA[Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> Canned champagne? And I thought Paris couldn't sink lower...

Tropical Storm Laura

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