<![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Cute pics of her. Seriously, does she need to hold a dude's hand to stable herself in the shoes or what?

LatinaMasFina

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> whoa. super thin.

pizza

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I don't like dresses usually, but that one I gotta have. Cute!

SidheDragon

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Mariah in the wedding photo, with the curly hair, looks kind of like Maria circa 1996, which frankly frightens me. Black magic?

thenwemadeout

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I know we aren't supposed to make comments on other womens' weight one way or another, but I just want to make sure that Mariah is not catering and perpetuating some unrealistic beauty standard. That is all.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Mariah: "I can't b-b-breathe *gasp* hoold me *pant* up. *wheeze* The b-b-buttons are *gasp* gonna b-blow."

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Look at his glittery, Zsa Zsa diamond wedding band. Subtle.

Elevendy

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> NC: "We're a 1/2 block from the car, you've got 4-inch stilettos, a giant bridal umbrella, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses."

MC: "Hit it."

NC: "Don't worry, baby, I will."

MC: "God you're young."

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Mariah please start eating. We love your unique brand of insane infantilization but you should probably not weigh as much as the tweens you attempt to emulate.

Boredinacubicle

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Mimi looks so pretty in that power-dress...I think it's hot and classy.

Don't know about the shoes, though--maybe she's falling over because she can't walk in them.

nikkidarling

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I love the sensible rich people. Umbrella with a strapless dress and strappy sandals, and sunglasses at night. She's probably going to hop into a helicopter, change into a pseudo wedding dress, and dance on a banquette at some dive bar.

sabbaticalplease

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: old school- tesselation

magiciannamedgob

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @Khrushchev: So that's how she stays so trim.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Also, if the guy behind her is an assistant, would you please check out the guy in the second picture who's opening up a blue umbrella ATOP the assistant!?

If you work for Mariah, your assistants get assistants! And probably gumdrops.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> dress is bangin' but shoes are a little too "YM's picks for prom 1996!"

thebaxterette

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> It looks like she's been putting in some crazy gym time, not necessarily starving herself.

djtooshay

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: Seriously. Get used to this, Nick, 'cause Drumline 2 looks less likely every day.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @Lady Skittlehattington: She's gonna get splinched!

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I expected a Hello Kitty umbrella in there somewhere. Hell, even I have one!
Between her waifish appearance, hand holding and the multitude if umbrellas - my snap judgement
Being Mariah is a helluva lt of work- and not in a cool way.



TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Why is she gripping every single person's hand here? Side-along apparition?

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I really REALLY like that dress. A lot.

dirtybee says bee yourself!

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> She needs two men to hold her upright? Ease up on the Cristal, babe.

Lorem Ipsum

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> i use to have an inexplicable hatred for mariah circa emancipation of mimi, but dammit if she isn't growing on me again!

BaconBandito

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @tashatakeadive: Keep doing that. It makes me funnier!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> now i get why MC insists on the youngish style, i wish she'd let it grow-up a little
but - does nick's ring look like a whole lot of diamonds to anyone else?


marimari

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Was Victoria Beckham also on their honeymoon, dolling out free style and fashion tips?

peliroja

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> And whoa! Does she have Joan Collins pearl-esque tights going on?

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I like that dress. But it looks to me that she is about to fall the fuck over

Sunbunny

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Bit bobblehead no?

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @DorothyZbornak: Everytime you post a comment I picture Dorothy Zbornack saying them. It totally makes my day and for that I thank you.

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> @brendastarlet: Yeah, I think she has a corset on under her dress...but everything else looks real teeny. Yikes.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> No striper shoes NO!

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> When is Ashton Kutcher going to put a stop to this?

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Body language expert says: "See how Mariah is holding onto the man behind her and Nick's elbow to balance, and Nick has both of his hands on the umbrella? That's pretty fucked up right there."

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Whose hand is she holding?

jse82

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Looks like they found a use for that unused Vera Wang bridal gown. I never would have thought to make it into an umbrella. Mariah should totally submit that to Craft magazine.

megnificent

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Watch out, Nick! She's already holding some other dude's hand!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Dude, for Mariah, that's practically a nun's habit.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> That's the calssiest and most contemporary I've ever seen her - though a nice open toe shoe would have suited better.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> More like, "slightly behind and to the right" of his umba-rella, ella, ella, ella, ey, ey.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> I see Mariah solved the problem of not always having an umbrella boy.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> "Okay, Nicky, now you open it and then twirl it. Twirl twirl twirl....Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> whoa, what happened to mimi. she looks mad skinny.

theruraljuror

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> Man she wont even let the paparazzi take a picture of her bad side. THATS DEDICATION.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella]]> does she look a tad frail in this photo?

brendastarlet

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