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angelicola — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:09:20 EDT

Thanks, Seal, for perpetuating the myth that Canadians live in Igloos. It was effing Whistler. There's a Four Seasons. And a Hilton.

angelicola

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noseriously — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:40:54 EDT

@hortense: It means she's his wonderwall.

Sigh.

Hubs proposed to me outside in October after dinner, which was very sweet and romantic and I cried, and when he kissed me, my nose was running like a faucet, which was neither sweet nor romantic.

noseriously

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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:35:38 EDT

Actually -- and hortense will probably take away my commenting priv-a-leg-es for admitting this -- there was no proposal.

::hangs head::

But hey, it'll be eight years of "I can't believe you couldn't be bothered to actually pop a question!" next Friday!

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:29:51 EDT

@ASmallTurnip: So hard to say.

Lady Skittlehattington

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beatrice3000 — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:29:31 EDT

I've watched a couple of episodes of Rock the Cradle. I though Crosby Loggins (Kenny's son) could be good as a touring musician, and Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton-John's daughter) reminded me of Kate Bush somehow.

When I was two or three, Dee Snider came into the pediatrician's office while I was there with my mom. I don't remember it, but my mom noticed him (hard to miss), though not knowing who he was. After he left, the receptionist said "That was the guy from Twisted Sister." This was back in the mid-80's, Long Island.

@hortense: Neither do I. As a preteen I used to do a ballet-like dance in my room whenever I heard that song, and would would sing along in a mumble like "Baby, liken it to a kiss on the rose from a grave, ooh, the more stranger I feel yeah. Now that your roses are in bloom, a light hits the moon on the grave." Yeah, I don't know either.

On Anthony Bourdain's show, he went to Alaska to an Inuit community, where the family spread out a plastic tarp on the kitchen floor, placed a newly killed walrus on it, and cut it open to eat the fresh hot meat (though maybe it was prepared before). It looked like a happy family moment to me.

beatrice3000

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buggeroff — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:24:07 EDT

Ethkimo kisthes. Say it with a lisp! It's ZOMG even cuter!

buggeroff

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Khrushchev — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:21:32 EDT

@theruraljuror: I hereby invite every Jezebel to my cupcakes-and-beer proposal. BYOCAB, though, I'm poor.

Khrushchev

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ASmallTurnip — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:21:25 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: Wait. I'm confused.

What were we talking about, again?

ASmallTurnip

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ASmallTurnip — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:18:26 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: I think that's a despicable characterisation of the life of an Inuit person. They do other stuff, too. Like club sweet baby seals. Shame on you.

ASmallTurnip

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TipsyRussell — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:17:55 EDT

@hortense: How did I miss you comment on kiss from a rose? And I was so pleased with myself!

TipsyRussell

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:16:23 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: That would be the butterflies. Inuits tend to live longer and like cold weather. Butterflies, not so much.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:15:22 EDT

@ASmallTurnip: Especially considering their shitty life span. They come of age, they eat some stuff, they die.

Lady Skittlehattington

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brendastarlet — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:12:54 EDT

In my Igloo: Minervois, a tomato and mozzarella salad and sushi.

brendastarlet

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ASmallTurnip — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:08:10 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: Well, butterflies have crazy rage issues to begin with. I mean, how would you feel if everybody insisted that your basic flappy movement was responsible for all the hurricanes in the world? Pissed.

But I feel for the Inuits. Always the bridesmaid to the fucking Eskimos. Never the bride.

ASmallTurnip

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:06:49 EDT

@Khrushchev: Yeah, that sounds better. If they were scattered, then the frosting might fall off or get mushed into the floor. And we can't have that.

Damnit. I really want a cupcake now. Or five cupcakes. Whatever.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

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TipsyRussell — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:06:39 EDT

The rose petals were because she reminded reminded him of a kiss from a rose...on the grey..(This is the first I've considered that I don't actually know what that means)

TipsyRussell

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ineffable.me — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:04:34 EDT

@treecut: what if he was playing ill make love to you while proposing? HUH HUH?

ineffable.me

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:04:12 EDT

@ThePartyFoul: It could be called Spears of Love. And instead of clocks or backstage passes, she could give each of the guys pink wigs and at the end of each elimination, instead of drinking champagne or Bret Beer, they could all drink purple drank out of McDonald's cups.

DorothyZbornak

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BaconBandito — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:03:27 EDT

@ineffable.me: god now THAT is a reality show i would watch. vh1 needs to get on that pronto!

BaconBandito

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:03:01 EDT

@ASmallTurnip: Furthermore, butterflies get fucking pissed if your eyelash movement is too moth-like. And don't even get me started on moth balls.

Lady Skittlehattington

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andBegorrah — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:14 EDT

@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): I'm all fuklempt.

andBegorrah

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theruraljuror — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:01:26 EDT

@Khrushchev: Oh my god, can I be at your proposal too? I'll bring the bottle opener!

theruraljuror

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andBegorrah — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:31 EDT

@Meg: Still works! I think! Dollars to donuts there's someone on that with ridiculous hair cultivated from the plasticus horsey plant off the island of Scalpscabs.

andBegorrah

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treecut...will cut a beech — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:30 EDT

@howdybeep (rear wheel drive): Awesome!

My guy proposed in his grad school office, ten minutes after the ring was dropped off by UPS, because he was afraid he would lose it.

If a guy sprinkled rose petals anywhere, and it wasn't a joke, I think I would have to break up with him.

treecut...will cut a beech

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haguenite — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:17 EDT

Dammit, Heidi! Stop hounding me with your igloo proposal story. You also told it when you and Seal were on Oprah AND someplace else that I can't remember. If you're not careful you'll turn into the next Jada Pinkett-Smith.

haguenite

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hamburgerhotdog — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:39 EDT

@hortense: It means I'm in line at the supermarket....AGAIN.

hamburgerhotdog

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Khrushchev — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:20 EDT

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: "Scattered" was probably the wrong word. "Situated delicately for maximum deliciousness" would more accurately describe my vision.

Khrushchev

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ASmallTurnip — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:19 EDT

Dude, please. It's Inuit kisses. They're in Canada. Even sweet-natured Canadians will get grumpy about the E-word.

Even though Inuit Kisses sounds fucking retarded.

ASmallTurnip

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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:56:47 EDT

Oh, igloos with candles and rose petals are so cliched. The Dude proposed to me over a urine-drenched EPT in the three minute window before it only gave one line, and then I told him "No take backs!"

Now that's class with a capital K.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

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andBegorrah — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:56:27 EDT

... and then he dressed in her in a penguin costume and humped her for 45 minutes.

(Why yes, I have forwarded that story to everyone I know. Haven't you?)

andBegorrah

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:52 EDT

@es-ki-mo: Jinx... well maybe not.

NefariousNewt

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:35 EDT

@hortense:
That's how I like the bed set for teh sexin'. Except we have to use change. I poo pennies for like, days on end, but it makes me feel rich, baby.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:34 EDT

Everybody knows Seals don't go near igloos... they might get clubbed!

NefariousNewt

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pinkyBella — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:33 EDT

@Khrushchev: Amen! cupcakes!

pinkyBella

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boring diatribes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:55:02 EDT

I wonder how Britney felt when Olivia Newton-John's daughter literally started crying when she found out the judge's picked "Toxic" for her to sing the week before. That's sort of a strong reaction but one I completely support.

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Gabbo — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:54 EDT

@hortense: I'm still hoping that my boyfriend will wheel up a dishwasher.

Gabbo

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:50 EDT

@es-ki-mo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! You wicked, wicked es-ki-mo.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Meg — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:20 EDT

@Meg: Uh, wrong show jackass.

Meg

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:18 EDT

@Khrushchev: I don't know how you would scatter cupcakes, but I'm all for it. Mmmmm

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

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stacyinbean — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:06 EDT

I'd like an igloo scattered with pot leaves, nips of vodka, and brownie bites, thanks...

stacyinbean

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:04 EDT

@hortense: Now you're talking. Maybe some sour Jelly Bellys throw in for color.

Lady Skittlehattington

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ineffable.me — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:01 EDT

@ThePartyFoul: Rock the Cradle of Love hosted by Billy Idol!

VH1 WHERES MY PAYCHECK??

ineffable.me

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:57 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington:
Igloos, too. Geez, it's like he didn't even try.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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Jezebabe — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:54 EDT

sorry but...did anyone get this month's issue of InStyle? Heidi and Seal have an article about their summer home. They look soo soo soo cute together, and they're so hot!! But LOL, none of their 3 kids were in any of the pics, nor where there any signs that children were living in that house. Oh well.

Jezebabe