Lauren Conrad: "Bish Plz" - Jezebel Comments

Lauren Conrad: "Bish Plz"

msgraves — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:56:59 EDT

i'm sorry, is that bruce jenner? as in, father of brody?

msgraves

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JennisNotThere — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:35:49 EDT

for such a talented designer youd think shed come up with something more interesting to wear.... ha!

JennisNotThere

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gigi-jade — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:50:33 EDT

It's a sad day indeed when one girl could take the place of a Sienna Miller/Nicole Richie/Lauren Conrad stand-in.
Attack of the Hollywood clones!

gigi-jade

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plus_2_kid — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:33:12 EDT

i like love her look - plus, she's at an airport. that's exactly how i would travel. your little doggies can get coooold on those planes.

considering that her ONLY job is to look fashionable & get photographed, i guess you could nail her on not being more innovative. whatever.

plus_2_kid

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NotNotLickingToads — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:46:54 EDT

LolConradz.net

NotNotLickingToads

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ilovejohnnythunders — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:01:45 EDT

how dare anyone compare this chick to Lindsay Lohan. Lohan is (still) beautiful. This girl...not so much.

ilovejohnnythunders

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BAngieB — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:36:15 EDT

@ScoutFinch: Ah, jaywords, I get it. But, hey, embrace the pale, seriously. You will be glad you did. (Plus, of course, there is no ugly talk about my pretty, pretty girl.)

BAngieB

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hamorous — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:32:34 EDT

My shenis stance: let me show you it

hamorous

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BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:26:14 EDT

@BAngieB: Those boots have a special pocket big enough for a couple bottles of Dr. Good.

BiscuitDoughJones

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djtooshay — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:23:41 EDT

BISH PLZ is one of the most sensational things Jezebel has been responsible for since its inception.

djtooshay

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suprblondnunchuckpro — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:22:37 EDT

she always looks washed out to me. like she needs a little pink in her cheeks.

suprblondnunchuckpro

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Skinny Bone Jones — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:19:03 EDT

God help me, but I want to cockpunch anyone who wears those boots, even more so when it's totally inappropriate considering the weather.

Skinny Bone Jones

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Sheer Debauchery — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:16:01 EDT

Throw a pair of leopard print shorts on her and that outfit greatly resembles Yale's Aliza Shvarts. Are the 80's really back?!

@tscheese: I just wanted to say "Thanks" for regularly cracking me up and making my day with your comments. Also, my nickname in grade school long,long ago was cheese. My friends were not creative enough to put a 'ts' in front :-)

Sheer Debauchery

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BAngieB — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:06:16 EDT

@biscuitdoughjones:Well, her momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.

BAngieB

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BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:05:15 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: But, when Lauren wears those boots all the men come around, and lay their mony down...

BiscuitDoughJones

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haguenite — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:20 EDT

Those bags in the background? That's her carry-on luggage. You don't even want to KNOW what she checks.

haguenite

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Meg — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:14 EDT

She's three frames away from a fully flipped bird. If only she'd won the photographer challenge.

Meg

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:50 EDT

@ScoutFinch:
Erp, does that mean no one can be compared to an Oompa Loompa anymore? Damn.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:48:02 EDT

@ScoutFinch:
No way - pale is where it's AT baby.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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Kittenish — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:44:57 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: That was hysterical! I'm actually old enough to remember that song.

She is mastering the bitchface lately, that's for sure!

Kittenish

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ScoutFinch — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:43:44 EDT

@hortense: I think at this point I am genuinely confused over what is an acceptable comment and what is an offensive comment.

I was not trying to be cruel. I was trying to be silly. I definitely thought poking fun at an orangey tan was okay.

I'm sorry LC!

ScoutFinch

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hortense — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:41:29 EDT

Why is it that people who don't remember the 80's always try to bring back the worst bloody parts of the 80's?

hortense

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eleanorstrousers — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:40:26 EDT

I like to think she has one of those $10 airport watches in her bag. And th erest of her outfit.

eleanorstrousers

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:38:26 EDT

@myrtlebeachbum: I love you!

DorothyZbornak

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:33 EDT

Actually, I think those boots are a pretty creative usage of JustinBobby's newly-shorn hair.

DorothyZbornak

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:22 EDT

Cher called. She'd like her boots, circa "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves" back.

BowlingForDollars

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BoredButNoLongerInNH — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:41 EDT

@theruraljuror: You stole my thoughts, she does look like Nicole Richie.

Those pants look like you would have to pull the lying on the bed sucking in stomach move to zip them up.

BoredButNoLongerInNH

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:40 EDT

This is a picture. Who is in this picture? I like shaggy boots. They remind me of "Shag," the movie. Have y'all seen that? It has one of the Phoebe actresses in it. They go to SC, I think? I live in SC.

Rainbows. Beach towels. Coffee grounds. Butter.

myrtlebeachbum

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BaconBandito — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:35:45 EDT

as much as i frown upon the unseasonable wearing of scarves, i kind of want to steal hers.

BaconBandito

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ScoutFinch — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:35:15 EDT

@BAngieB:

It was just my envy talking. I REALLY want a tan.

ScoutFinch

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tscheese — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:41 EDT

Also, in the miniature before you click the link, she looks kind of like a tiny tiny Megaman! With the big flaring robot feet.

Except with more highlights and less firing of lasers.

tscheese

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katastic — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:29 EDT

@ineffable.me: Sometimes I love you so much it makes me pee a little.

katastic

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tashatakeadive — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:27 EDT

"You know what you did Lauren!"

tashatakeadive

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hortense — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:32:10 EDT

@ineffable.me: If Lauren starts rocking a striped shirt, it's gonna get bloody.

hortense

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hortense — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:31:41 EDT

@ScoutFinch: Yeah, no skin cracks, please. Read this for more info:

[jezebel.com]

hortense

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animasola — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:29:54 EDT

@Jezebabe: And, for the sake of human evolution, may all her eggies get the Shvarts treatment

animasola

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ineffable.me — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:29:45 EDT

@Notes from the underwhelmed: fascinating!

ineffable.me

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:55 EDT

"What do you mean I can't use yetti fur in my collection? Are they endangered?"

DorothyZbornak

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BAngieB — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:19 EDT

@ScoutFinch: Ugly talk? Why you gotta be like that?

BAngieB

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Notes from the underwhelmed — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:27:17 EDT

Ok. I am going to come out and say it. I love scarves. Have loved them forever, particularly since my highschool obsession with Isadora Duncan (which was weird, considering I didn't dance. Bitch was bad ass though. Go read her autobiography! Now!).

Also. I love leggings. A lot. Especially my gold ones.

And boot moccassins? Want.

Notes from the underwhelmed

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TruculentandUnreliable — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:15 EDT

I thought this was Nicole Richie for a second.

TruculentandUnreliable

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BAngieB — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:47 EDT

"You mean you DON'T know what Heidi did?

BAngieB

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BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:21 EDT

Outfit sez: "This is a costume party, and I'm dressed as Stephen Tyler's microphone stand. Srsly."

Stance/face sez: "I'm brewing up a serious dookie bubble."

BiscuitDoughJones

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ineffable.me — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:25:08 EDT

Sienna Miller is going to be PISSED!

ineffable.me

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jenndavo — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:36 EDT

"Oh my god, look at me nails. Hey, did you see my nails? Jeez, my nails. I should do my nails. Oh my god. My nails are, like ... I should do them."

jenndavo

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katieb: in charge of the war on the poor. — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:29 EDT

"What? No I can't, I'm off to hear the wolf cry to blue corn moon, sing with all the voices of the mountain, you know how it is."

katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

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ImSilly — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:12 EDT

She has two facial expressions: annoyed/confused (pictured here) and flirty smile. Glad I'm not the only person who has airport bitchface though.

ImSilly

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M.Wyeth — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:52 EDT

I feel I am glimpsing LC as small, petulant child here.

M.Wyeth

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RosyCheeks — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:47 EDT

Lauren Conrad: Channeling Steven Tyler. And a camel toe.

RosyCheeks

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Eeva — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:19 EDT

@bananaballs: Those aren't boots, it's the dreaded Hairy Ankles Syndrome. Poor girl.

Eeva

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sybann — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:12 EDT

@thebomb: @animasola: thanks SO much. Now I'll have to buy Uggs.

sybann

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Jezebabe — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:23:02 EDT

girl-on-girl crime alert: I must say that has to be one of the worst outfits ever of all time, very unflattering. done.@animasola: LOL, I thought, is she on her way to a self-induced miscarriage? What's in that bag anyway? Shvarts boots, indeed.

Jezebabe

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gold_gato — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:40 EDT

@ScoutFinch: hahahaha SO TRUE.

gold_gato

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boring diatribes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:38 EDT

When Addams Family came out, I think I remember hearing that Anjelica Huston had to be sewn into her dress because it had to be so tight....Lauren's pants remind me of this vague memory. Perhaps that is why she looks a little faint...?

boring diatribes

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gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu) — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:32 EDT

Is that a wedding ring set on her left hand?

And how did her poor feet get attacked by a Yeti in the middle of May?

I so confuzed.

gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu)

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tscheese — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:28 EDT

Try saying "Shvartz boots, bish plz" 10 times fast.

It comes out "schlarf blootch," which is my new word for whatever the fuck whatsername is wearing here.

tscheese

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:16 EDT

She looks like I feel: hungover.

I however, will soon be fixing that with a Big Mac, and watching The Wire on DVD. I fear that Lauren will be fixing hers with leggings and scarves purchasing.

hatepaperdoll

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:07 EDT

I don't think anyone wearing those boots ought to be able to say "Bish Plz".

BrutallyHonestBabes

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roodles — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:02 EDT

"I know it's 80 degrees. My neck just gets cold sometimes, OK?"

roodles

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chocolateandpickles — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:58 EDT

@tscheese: I think those are jeans, for the record. Very, very tight jeans.

chocolateandpickles

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LaMorena — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:21:10 EDT

Bish pease, Jon Bon Jovi. I SO did NOT steal your outfit from 1985. Ok, maybe I did, but I wasn't born yet, so step off. I go to fashion school.

LaMorena

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animasola — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:40 EDT

SHVARTS BOOTS

animasola

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bananaballs — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:39 EDT

How are those boots still in style?

bananaballs

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theruraljuror — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:38 EDT

Does she look a little like Nicole Richie here?

theruraljuror

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ScoutFinch — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:36 EDT

I didn't know Lindsay's skin condition was contagious. Huh.

ScoutFinch

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thebomb — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:20:04 EDT

Aliza Schvartz's boots!

thebomb

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tscheese — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:49 EDT

@sybann: It's like the leggings are contagious.

tscheese

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tscheese — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:23 EDT

Her philtrum looks like it's in the middle of saying "deja vu" or "Heidi is a cow."

tscheese

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mimi's — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:20 EDT

she actually looks cute, but i just can't anymore with "the hills" -- if i see spencer "flesh beard" pratt or hear his mush-mouth, nails-on-chalkboard voice one more time, i don't know what...

mimi's