Timberlake's Half-Tuck: Wholly Stupid - Jezebel Comments

Timberlake's Half-Tuck: Wholly Stupid

DaDuckster — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:28:48 EDT

Half-Tucked and still looks good.

DaDuckster

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disgustedcitizen — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:34:57 EDT

Maybe I'm old, but when did it become cool to look like an unmade bed?

disgustedcitizen

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alittletooclosetothesun — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:16:53 EDT

He carries way too much stuff in his front pockets. Doesn't he have "people" to do that for him?

alittletooclosetothesun

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BalknChain — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:50:16 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: bless you good sir *sigh*

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tscheese — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:05:14 EDT

There is no justice in the universe.

Justin Timberlake has a voice that could cause the most uptight arch-angel to go plummeting to earth in multi-orgasmic bliss, but he looks like a dorky douchey 7th grader.

It's like he's inversely proportional to David Beckham.

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Mode_Monitor — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:47:35 EDT

The look is so affected. It's meant to look oh so nonchalant and casual, but you know he spent time looking in the mirror, tucking in one side, then the other, pondering the matter.

www.modemonitor.com

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ruedebuci — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:18:32 EDT

He's scraggly.

ruedebuci

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PICKLES — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:39:01 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: Leeze me on

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Un Chien Andalou — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:19:03 EDT

Let other poets raise a fracas
Bout vines and wines, and drunken Bacchus,
And crabbit names and stories wrack us,
And grate our lug:
I sing the juice Scotch bear can mak us,
In glass or jug.
Oh thou, my Muse! Guid auld Scotch drink!
Whether thro wimplin worms thou jink,
Or, richly brown, ream owre the brink,
In glorious faem,
Inspire me, till I lisp and wink,
To sing thy name.

Let husky wheat the haughs adorn,
An oats set up their awnie horn,
An pease and beans at e'en or morn,
Perfume the plain:
Leeze me on thee, John Barleycorn,
Thou king o' grain.

On thee aft Scotland chows her cood,
In souple scones, the wale o' food!
Or tumblin' in the boiling flood
Wi' kail and beef;
But when thou pours thy strong heart's blood,
There thou shines chief.

Food fills the wame, and keeps us livin';
Tho' life's a gift no worth receivin',
When heavy-dragg'd wi pine and grievin';
But oiled by thee,
The wheels o' life gae down-hill, scrievin',
Wi' rattlin' glee.

Thou clear's the head o' doited Lear:
Thou cheers the heart o' drooping Care;
Thou strings the nerves o' Labour sair,
At's weary toil:
Thou even brightens dark Despair
Wi' gloomy smile.

Aft, clad in massy siller weed,
Wi' gentles thou erects thy head;
Yet humbly kind, in time o' need,
The poor man's wine,
His wee drap parritch, or his bread,
Thou kitchens fine.

Thou art the life o' public haunts;
But thee, what were our fairs and rants?
Ev'n godly meetings o' the saunts,
By thee inspir'd,
When gaping they besiege the tents,
Are doubly fir'd.

That merry night we get the corn in,
O sweetly then thou reams die horn in!
Or reekin' on a New-Year mornin'
In cog or bicker,
And just a wee drap sp'ritual burn in,
And gusty sucker!

When Vulcan gies his bellows breath,
An' ploughmen gather wi' their graith,
O rare to see thee fizz and freath
I' the lugget caup!
Then Burnewin comes on like death
At ev'ry chap.

Nae mercy, then, for airn or steel;
The brawnie, banie, ploughman chiel,
Brings hard owrehip, wi' sturdy wheel,
The strong forehammer,
Till block and studdie ring and reel
Wi' dinsome clamour.

When skirlin' weanies see the light,
Thou maks the gossips clatter bright
How fumblin' cuifs their dearies slight -
Wae worth the name!
Nae howdie gets a social night,
Or plack frae them.

When neibors anger at a plea,
And just as wud as wud can be,
How easy can the barley-bree
Cement the quarrel!
It's aye the cheapest lawyer's fee
To taste the barrel.

Alake! That e'er my muse has reason
To wyte her countrymen wi' treason;
But mony daily weet their weason
Wi' liquors nice,
And hardly in a winter's season,
E'er spier her price.

Wae worth that Brandy, burning trash!
Fell source o' mony a pain and brash!
Twins mony a poor, doylt, drucken hash,
O' half his days;
And sends beside, auld Scotland's cash
Tae her worst faes.

Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well!
Ye chief, to you my tale I tell,
Poor plackless devils like mysel'
It sets you ill,
Wi' bitter, dearthfu' wines to mell,
Or foreign gill.

Meaning of unusual words:
crabbit=bad tempered, cross
lug=ear
wimplin=twisting, turning
jink=dodge nimbly
faem=foam
haughs=river meadowland
awnie=bearded
Leeze me on=an expression of extreme pleasure
chows her cood=chews her cud
souple=thin, pliable
wale=the pick, choice
kail=a curly variety of cabbage
scrievin'=screeching
doited=foolish, crazed
sucker=sugar
graith=harness for horses
freath=froth, foam
lugget caup=cup with projecting handles
Burnewin=blacksmith
airn=iron
owrehip=striking metal by raising a hammer over the shoulder
studdie ring=anvil ring
dinsome=riotous, brawling
skirlin' weanies=screaming children
cuifs=fool, simpleton
howdie=midwife
plack=a small copper coin (worth about one-third of a penny)
wyte=blame
spier=ask
doylt, drucken hash=muddled, drunken mess
plackless=penniless
mell=mix

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:14:54 EDT

@BalknChain:
to savor like scotch, things slow, tomorrow, xxoo

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:11:36 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: yum, my two fave things are much better with age, single malt scotch and men. We can swap with InOtherNews and Unfun when we go home.
xoxo

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Un Chien Andalou — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:10:53 EDT

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: @BalknChain: soon

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:08:35 EDT

Funny, in gawker, which I still cannot post, unfun is fending off sex questions as well.@BalknChain: 1962 not a boy

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:08:19 EDT

Good night all and may what dreams come be good ones.

BalknChain

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PICKLES — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:07:16 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I am convinced Justin only has a short knife and he compensates for that in many unflattering ways.

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BalknChain — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:02:35 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I miss home, Chien. When can we go home? It's been a nice vacation, but I want to crawl back into our bed.

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BalknChain — Fri, 09 May 2008 00:01:00 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I have no interest in boys

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:59:11 EDT

@BalknChain:@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: I have no doubt you could make short work of Justin, unless he is hiding a short knife under his shirt tail.

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:56:55 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: oh, I must. You now know my age, are you over or under? And, is bondage good for you?

BalknChain

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screammylungzout — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:56:41 EDT

oh sure. david beckham does it and everyone loves it...

screammylungzout

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:55:53 EDT

@BalknChain:
"longest"

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:53:33 EDT

I have been trained in childhood and remain well versed in martial arts since then .
I am not intimidated by man or beast, and have been trained in the appropriate use of crop, whip spur, lunge line, etc. as well. Fantasize if you must.

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:20 EDT

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: no, but the blade of the lngest is approx. 4 feet.@Un Chien Andalou: I am more into medieval Europe, specifically Scotland and some England.

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:14 EDT

I loved By the Sword (Richard Cohen).

There is a scimitar within my reach,tohough I am prone to more modern martial arts. This subject, perchance, anothertime.

Un Chien Andalou

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PICKLES — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:20 EDT

@BalknChain: Sounds like a lovely way to get acquainted. Question, the 420 J2, is one side serrated?

@Un Chien Andalou: yes to everything and anything?

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:38:23 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I collect swords. I was born in 72.

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:37:42 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: @PICKLES IN MY TUNA:

mood music for us

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:36:58 EDT

@BalknChain:

the song is 1978

now what is this knife talk?

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:34:03 EDT

@AGreenEyeDevil:
you scare me a little, I like that

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:33:39 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: no, but I am certainly old enough@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: I prefer a halberd to a glaive, but it is attractive none the less. Would you care to lay on my mahogany dining table and massage oil onto some 420 J2. It would be divine.

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:32:39 EDT

@covet:
what is that in your mouth on your avatar?

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:29:26 EDT

ugh, yes to everything

Un Chien Andalou

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PICKLES — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:26:30 EDT

@BalknChain: You intrigue me darling...My glaive is shiny silver, the shaft long, strong and mahogany displays a beautiful reddish sheen when polished. I think you would appreciate it's beauty.

Un Chien Andalou you have found your way to me again.

PICKLES

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AGreenEyeDevil — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:24:47 EDT

I see the art of "Snap Judgement" is a greater enigma than usual.

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:24:33 EDT

@BalknChain: did you live in/from Australia? Moving Pictures, that's 1978-1980? on Billboard forever.

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:23:33 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: So, lace and crop clearance for now. Sound like she's still a tenderling.

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:20:46 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: Pickles is a friend omine from the weekend Viagra party, thought she bit me she did not draw blood.

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:15:22 EDT

just met Keely in Chicago this winter.

Perché avete sposarsi prima ho incontrato la mia bellezza?

Un Chien Andalou

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:07:56 EDT

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: me sleep now... why you not hear?

But do send a full report tomorrow, please.

ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:06:27 EDT

@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: I have a vast medieval weapons collection, literally. I like it rough; you come closer, slowly. Are you brave enough to let me touch you? @Un Chien Andalou: Chien, what clearance does Pickles have? Lace or leather? Crop or whip?

BalknChain

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PICKLES — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:02:26 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: @BalknChain: @ian spiegelman:
Oh no my dears, the gawkerites are lost and wandering.
Poor things, you must be frightened.
Come close, I won't hurt you.
BalknChain You have a whip? Interesting. I like it.
Un Chien Andalou ohhhh yes, you are very naughty, I have leather for you. ian spiegelman Go get some clean towels, a bucket of ice and then watch the door.

PICKLES

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:01:29 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I'm Italian dear. My maternal grandmother loved Pavarotti/Three Tenors

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:00:27 EDT

one of my favorite songs ever

BalknChain

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:00:22 EDT

@BalknChain: oh great, now my mother will love you too.

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:58:09 EDT

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:54:50 EDT

nighty night ian, thanks for tryin. Catch me and Balks video on fleshbot tomorrow.

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:53:34 EDT

@ian spiegelman: still nope 10:50pm est

@BalknChain:
You are my Balk of Confusion

Love & my Rocket

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:52:47 EDT

@ian spiegelman: nightie Ian :)

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:52:18 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: OMG! That is so simple ans so awesome. I want a basket full of emotional apples.

BalknChain

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:51:27 EDT

well, i gotta sleep... Balky, lemme know by email if the prob gets resolved... and if not alert Ryan and maybe bugs@gawker.com... but I am weak and sleepy... so g'night!

ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:49:14 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: thank you for the compliment, love@ian spiegelman: nope

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:47:59 EDT

@BalknChain:
loved your rage against the dying comment btw

Un Chien Andalou

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:45:35 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: really? you still can't comment?

ian spiegelman

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:45:03 EDT

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:42:59 EDT

@BalknChain: for being to literate

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:40:36 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: ha!! they'd probably intentionally block us

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:40:04 EDT

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covet — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:39:01 EDT

Perhaps he's a bit ruffled up after a run in with the UPS man?

covet

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:38:32 EDT

Still doesn't work, tell 'em were heading to Fleshbot by Friday night.

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:35:25 EDT

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:29:49 EDT

@BalknChain: It couldn't hurt...

ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:28:23 EDT

@ian spiegelman: Give Ryan my message in a bottle. WILSON!! I need a volleyball for effect. WILSON!!

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:27:32 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I just saw the log in trouble post. Should I try logging out and then back in?

BalknChain

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:25:32 EDT

@BalknChain: what? what?

ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:24:25 EDT

@ian spiegelman: help!!

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:24:04 EDT

@ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:18:57 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I feel so alone...or I'm just really exaggerating

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:18:33 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: my comments are showing up just fine on gawker now... try again

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:16:31 EDT

@BalknChain:
only under Jez and I'm not complaining

Un Chien Andalou

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:10:12 EDT

@BalknChain:
I am subject to your needs BalknChain, but my desires.
I don't really care who watches but I expect and audience.

For you Jezzies who do not know me, befriend me at your peril and wit, your decency and ambition, your cleverness and tenacity. I am not afraid to be here among you, nor your enemy. Behold, the Andalusian dog

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:08:37 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I saw your test comment on the comment preview to the right of the Warhol post, but when you click for the jup it is not there..hold me Ian, it's geting dark...

BalknChain

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ian spiegelman — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:05:41 EDT

@BalknChain: My comments seem to be getting eaten there too... I'll give it a few more shots and then alert the authorities. In the meantime, please not kill me Jezzies!

ian spiegelman

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:02:18 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: hey, can you even get to your profile under Gawker? Or only under Jez?

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:57:10 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I prefer a rough animal romp, grrrrrrrr. *crack* Taste the whip, Chien. I told Ian to come see us here since you had the same problem. We're also not feeding Ryan being over here :( I miss you Ryan!! Do you hear me? We're locked out of the house.
*crack* You like that don't you Chien, you naughty boy..

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:53:42 EDT

@BalknChain:
quick while we trapped in this closet, make love to me. We shall live.

Un Chien Andalou

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:49:19 EDT

post

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:49:07 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: I can't comment on Gawker either! Ian just wrote back saying I wasn't blockedor anything and that there must be a glitch. I tried to post this as my attempt and vent my sadness at comment disability.

Rage Against the Dying Comment
My venomous words
hung in the air
boiling and roiling
coiling and toiling
happiness spoiling
ever tumbling and twirling
grumbling and swirling
the sarcasm hair-curling
tendrils of hell unfurling
hear me now night editor
horrid insult hurling
*at post subject matters, not the editors

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bonebroke — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:43:23 EDT

@chatterboxwriting: I think Teen Bop was in charge of the decision-making...

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chatterboxwriting — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:38:41 EDT

@bonebroke: I always thought Joey was the cutest one!

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jessieisthegirl — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:31:33 EDT

I've seen kanye west, and david beckham do this.

I gave it a try, on the last week of my senior year in highschool and people thought I was original for doing something like this. It was actually just for lulz.

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Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:30:16 EDT

why on jezebel I live@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: how did I die on Gawker, do you know?
@BalknChain: help sweetie

Un Chien Andalou

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:19:07 EDT

@Hamsterpants:For me, the whole I wanna smack you Justin started when he tried to sport cornrows. OMG or is it cornrolls? I just went blank. Thanks Karma!

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:16:58 EDT

Oops, I think you meant:

Justin Timberlake: Wholly Stupid

Make sure you don't oops do it again.
(I crack myself up.)

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bonebroke — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:58:12 EDT

@There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox: he was the "cute one" in n'sync... some girls never get over their crushes.

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Jozebeen — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:50:36 EDT

Never got the sex-appeal of this boy; then again my girlfriends were into Corey Hart; but, he was at least a little deserving of his sexiazation...eeks, I think I just aged myself again..dammit I hate when I do that..

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AGreenEyeDevil — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:28:45 EDT

Looks like he took that untucked style inspiration from a petualant 3 year old.

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There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:25:40 EDT

@There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox: damn double post!

There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox

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There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:25:21 EDT

yeah, why do people find him attractive again? He just makes me want to sing: "I just want to slap you in the face, yeah yeah yeah"...

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There-can-only-be-one-monkeypox — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:22:41 EDT

I just want to smack your faaaaace, yeah yeah yeah...

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:21:42 EDT

Bringing slobby back.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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narymary — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:14:21 EDT

Want. That. Jacket.

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bonebroke — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:07:09 EDT

Check out the belt. My bf wears black and brown together because he doesn't know any better.

Justin Timberlake wears black and brown together because it's "in." The half-tuck is definitely on purpose.

bonebroke

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Meg — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:06:51 EDT

@lisas: This ginger refuses to claim him as one of us.

Meg

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ceejeemcbeegee — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:02:28 EDT

He makes me want to smack him and fuck him all at the same time.

ceejeemcbeegee

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sabbaticalplease — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:53:23 EDT

for douching on the run.

sabbaticalplease

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lisas — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:51:44 EDT

@Meg: I think that's what he really looks like, the blond was the lie.

lisas

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Meg — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:41:30 EDT

The newly reddish hair and eyebrows are scaring me. Did someone give him another movie role?

Meg

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jezehell — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:25:12 EDT

@Hamsterpants: He gives me the same feeling and no, that does not make you a bad person.

By the way, I think he mistook bringing sexy back with bringing douchebaggery back, but that never left either.

jezehell

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wankster — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:23:25 EDT

I did the half tuck in junior high. Except you tucked in the front, pulled it out just sooooo and then let the back hang out. SO awesome.

wankster

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PICKLES — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:19:18 EDT

Does he provide Worldwide Services?

PICKLES

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Sophie — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:11:18 EDT

Oooh, are the curly tendrils of his N'Sync days coming back? Move over Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, Justin is back to reclaim his pre-teen demographic!

Sophie

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:10:39 EDT

Justin says "UPS yours!"

BalknChain

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:09:11 EDT

Justin worried about What Brown Did For Him.

BalknChain

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:07:20 EDT

"I said I brought sexy back. I never said I'd make it stay."

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

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ScarlettOdahling — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:06:19 EDT

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Ugh. Tuck or untuck. Just pick one.

ScarlettOdahling

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BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:04:38 EDT

THIS hand touched Britney, but couldn't bring the sexy back.

BalknChain

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DirtyThirtiesDenizen — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:59:36 EDT

I don't think that is an intentional half-tuck. Looks to me like his shirt is just caught up in his jacket. I dunno - I somehow feel protective of little Justin.

DirtyThirtiesDenizen