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sublimelazy

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> (Hai.)

I'm a LOLCats fan, (I've framed "you eated my cookie?") but I'm confessing Bish plz went way over me head.

Can someone help me with the obvious I've so clearly missed?

yrs sincerely

e.varden

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @treecut: No hatred at Grams! She is just a very natural girl. My great-grams was that way. Simply didn't ingest milk and ate her granola with juice.

"Maybe I can change him" --- CLASSIC!

Blujai

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Why are people screwing over the OJ on cereal? Muesli was designed to have OJ on it (by some swiss guy I believe) so I took it to mean she was a mild-mannered and modest health-conscious lady, not someone suffering alzheimers.

As a lactose intolerant I find it important to experiment with alternative cereal lubricants :)

My favourite is the "Hai eyebrows" one.

LittleLottie

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> "Maybe I can change him"

But it's more fun for everyone that I don't.

Hell Kitty

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Meanmllemustard: hey if you wake up one day, go to the bathroom, brush your teeth, shower for 7.5 minutes, brush your hair, throw on a pantsuit, pack the kids lunches, make sure the kids each some breakfast, drop the kids off at school, perform customary grocery shopping... and then decide to attend a dr. phil taping, you deserve a lot more than being mocked. you deserve to be shot.

sqwodaydc

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @wednesdaywolf: you know what else is harsh? her angles.

sqwodaydc

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Dude, really? We're mocking the *audience*? Wtf.

Meanmllemustard

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> The first one is my favorite; the last one is quite sad but believable. Hahaa.

Lainface

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @jenalicious: Hee haz nt the eyez 2 see clrly.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @mbprice:

I learns me some new shit here everyday!

BreeDMN

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Invisible projectile vomit and the eyebrows one - holy shit, I just choked on a pretzel (a la Bush).

porkchop2000

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @ElizaGray: If you have to ask, you'll never know

The Dewd

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> "Oh Hai, Eyebrowz" made me lose my shit.

stoprobbers

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @rocknrollunicorn: I use janky to describe a number of things. Bad haircut, bad makeup, bad hair day, etc.

Oface

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> the eyebrows one had me LOLing fer sure.

Oface

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Loved it all except the old gym teacher bit which I found kind of offensive. Alzheimers funny, really?

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Is "janky" or "jenky" a real word? A few friends of mine use it to mean seriously f-ed (ex. "He's limping becuase his leg is all jenked up") but I'm not sure where the hell it came from.

In any case, Janky is a GREAT nickname for that waste of space!

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> I so needed this laugh right now. I have poured orange juice on my cereal before. I don't believe I'm that old, either.

I also did it to mini-Sparks. The best part is mini-Sparks is so used to my constant mantra of 'we can't waste food' that she actually tried to eat it without complaint.

I was like, 'baby, please don't eat that, Mama's so sorry'. She said, 'good, b/c that was so yucky!'. I felt like the world's worst mom that day....

rosasparks

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Sans serif, not sans font - not to be an annoying nerd, but well, yeah to be an annoying nerd. serif are the "feet" of a font.

PortlandTables

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @wednesdaywolf: I don't get it. Her eyebrows are pretty.

bansaiiiiii

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: Personally, I used to enjoy the hell out of PhotoShop Phriday, but the firewall here at work blocks it. IT grassfuckers.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: I'm a sucker for macros every single day of the week (The BF was an SA Forum Goon briefly, but I never felt like paying for the actual money-cost variety.)

And I spend way too much time lurking on 4chan now. If I see the Impact font on anything, I crack up like instantly. The "LOL WUT" pear? I lose my shit every time.

It's a poison, but it's a pretty poison.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Hamsterpants: Do they? Maybe GBS, but that subforum is only good for weird news and photoshops. SA acknowledges that GBS is the funny uncle of the family.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @robot ninja spy: I LOVE the Lolcat bible. I might contribute if I can. Now that I'm a high-falutin, drinkin', cursin', sexin' East Coast fucking dyke, I might as well put my 13 years of private Christian school to use. Hee!

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @robot ninja spy: I just died from laughing. I am trying so hard not to roar with laughter at work right now with that one.

pinkyBella

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @jenalicious: Ok, those and Caturdays are the exception.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: Dude, what are you doing here? They think we're a bunch of psychotic castrating hairy dykes over at SA. And maybe they're right ;>

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Bish plz is the greatest!! I so needed a laugh right now. pinkybella's grandfather is very very sick.

pinkyBella

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Slightly OT, but I checked out the wiki page, and saw that someone is working on a LOLCat Bible Translation--

Sample of style (sourced from chapters deemed by the site to be of "Final Draft" quality):

15 Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling Cat, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit Him. 16 Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling Cat real happys.

- Hebrews 13:15-16 [3]

16So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?

- John 3:16 [4]

Sorry. CANNOT WAIT!
Also, I am a lame-o.

robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Killing me hardly with this post...

Dizastress

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> I liken women who sleep with power tools like these guys to the women who marry prisoners on death row. Either way I just don't get it. There has to be something very, very wrong with them. No bullsh*t shield?

Plus I think we would all agree that there are woman out there like these guys. Usually pretty and they have some control over men that will make them to ANYTHING...wash their dog or car, pay bills, buy them crap...all while the woman is off usually sleeping with 10 other dudes. And pointing it out to the guy or girl who is falling for it doesn't do any good. I guess I chalk it all up to self esteem issues. Sad. Any yet it somehow makes me feel better about myself.

SgrMag

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: it will never die. NEVER!

have you not been witness to the glory that is LOLVogue?

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @tscheese: I know, but lolcat and pokemans exploded on 4chan. Even SomethingAwful disagrees with them now.

And as a member of SomethingAwful (thus a decider of all things funny on the internet), I must stand in opposition of them. I'm not saying DOWN WITH MACROS, just the lolcat/pokemans variations.

I don't mean to bring you girls down though. It's Thursday and I'm bored at work, and that combination usually brings the asshole out of me.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Wait a sec. Is there something wrong with eating cereal with OJ? But I love Special K with OJ!

HokeyPokey

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Everyday, you guys just win a bigger piece of my heart.

jerms

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @sublimelazy:and i'm going to buy it.

CMG

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Begorrah: I might have to change my avatar. Bish Plz just changed my life.

RocketRockit

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> These women's faces are just priceless. So made for LOL treatment. Hmm, I wonder if it will work on my family photos.

Leigh81387

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Where do I send the bill for my (now) painful ribs? Excellent work!

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: The Macro, properly speaking, originated on Somethingawful. (I was being a little facetious with my Tom Cruise remix there, and I kinda want to jump on some couches now, but that's neither here nor there.)

I don't love all the features on Jez, but I skip the ones I don't like. We do reserve the right to indulge in occasional levity.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @mbprice: Thank you so much! I feel so ill-informed when it comes to internet jargon. I'm not the most tech-savvy lady.

ElizaGray

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: Actually, LOL is a long time Jezebel favorite. I know you're new, but don't hate on our traditions.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: Yeah, because we don't believe in fun on Jezebel.

Or love.

rhinestonedarling

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> YES!!! thank you so so so so much for taking up my request!!

I love you guys!!

[jezebel.com]

dirtybee says bee yourself!

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> I love that we all love the same one. Bish Plz is an instant classic. Plus, her expression is priceless.

I wish it wasn't this easy to waste time at work.

SmittenKitten

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @summerwheatley: Bishop Loses. Make it all about chess.

Is your husband Cosmo Kramer?

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> dude, I'm making a T shirt that says BISH PLZ

sublimelazy

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @brookidy: solid. what would be your explanation to DMV. my husband tried 'assman' which was promptly rejected...he even told DMV he was a proctologist. geek.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @ElizaGray: Stuff like 'I CAN HAZ UR...' and 'MY POKEMANS LET ME SHO U' was born via 4chan, which I suspect wouldn't be too well-received here.

Any of the -chans really.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @ElizaGray: May I direct you to wikipedia, circa "LOLcat"?

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Tears. Stifling laughter. Must hide from coworkers!

Pink sweater is my favorite.

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @tscheese: But Jezebel isn't 4chan.

I can handle Caturdays, but not everyday. Hence the name Caturdays.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> BISHPLZ = my new car tag.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> bish plz!! sm yr the best.

calitexican

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> oh golly, "taste ov ma kitteh".

fucking beautiful.

geisha1010

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> classic. i love it.

mova

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> The "Bish Plz" woman reminds me a little bit of Emily Blunt. Anyone else?

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> My favorite: BISH PLZ.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Can someone please explain the non-words thing to me? I don't get it even though I see it on blogs all the time. When did this trend start? Why can't people just write using actual words? I'm not saying this to be disparaging, I just really want to understand where it came from.

ElizaGray

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: But the great Macro is an inherent part of internets! You don't know the history! You're being glib!

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Begorrah: Agreed. I am going to use it on all my business e-mails from now on.

BeckySharper

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Yikes, LOLZ and punctuation jokes in one day. My brain is overloaded.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> LOVE THE LAST ONE, way to read what the eyes are saying!!!

Kaehoku

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> "BISH PLZ" has me dying dying dying dying.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> I looove the leash one.

treschic

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: agreed but i will still love it

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @Gundam_Halo: or not. Stop whining.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> F---ING CLASSIC!

MsScarlet

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Why are you hating on Grandma, man?

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> @wednesdaywolf: But completely necessary. And probably accurate.

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> "Nao she pours orange juice on cereal" made me LOL, then immediately feel guilty for laughing at senile dementia.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Bish plz is the greatest thing in the history of non-words.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> I'm all for white sans font as much as the next person, but lolcat text has to die eventually.

Gundam_Halo

]]> <![CDATA[LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On <i>Dr. Phil</i>]]> Oh, man. That last one is HARSH!

wednesdaywolf

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