<![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Very cute. =)

Naia

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> bitches are getting into shape. so focused. swimsuit season is approaching tiny ladies!

BigBagel

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I don't think my two feline kids would fuck around with any equipment that promotes exercise. They are to busy doing shit like sleeping in the sink, taunting stray cats from the window, and snorting lines of catnip and passing out...

Childfree Sexpot

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I'm not a cat person (or mammal person, aside from being a mammal myself). So this, for me, is perfect:

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Every time I watch it, I honestly tear up, I'm laughing so hard.

gecko

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Oh I love that. I'm not sure why, but it was really enjoyable.

Owlygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @KittensMcgee: Aw, I'm so sorry. If you're still hanging around this thread (I know I'm like 4 hours too late), this cheered me up the other week when someone posted it on Jezebel and I had just been stood up by I guy I was into:

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It's long, but totally worth watching through to the end. Best. video. ever.

formergr

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Bah.

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alicetheowl

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It's showing up in the preview, I swear.

alicetheowl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Hmmm. I, too, fail at YouTube. Sorry.

alicetheowl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I recommend turning the sound down on this one.

alicetheowl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @PinkSoxHat: D*mn. That's the reason for Tower class with a *no animulz plz* sign right in the window. 'Cause in my universe, someone would surely be injured.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @DorothyZbornak: @Begorrah: Crying with suppressed laughter now.

I soooo needed that the way this week has gone.

You Jezzies are the bestestest.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @CorporateTool: me, too. did you see its sad little face at the end?

that cat is going to kill them in their sleep.

laddibugg

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Brigit: Mine waits until I'm doing pilates, with my butt all up in the air, and plops down right underneath me and looks like "ah ha ha, you better stay up there and feel the burn!"

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Jinxfere: OMG that made me laugh more about the dude's voice! And the kitteh's back feet were walking like he was in the desert searching for food. HILARIOUS.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Jinxfere: That is hilarious. Although I sort of feel bad for the cat too.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Gretchen: I'd pay to see teh 9 wait in line for brushing!
Actually, we should have a cute pet picture pool here for when times get rough:
"You know what? Screw this, I'm off to Furry's."

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Jinxfere: Okay, I fail at youtube. The link's here:

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Jinxfere

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> So, I just got home from work and tried this with my cat. Yeh, it didn't work out.

As for the brushing...my 1 cat would gladly rip out my eyes when I brush him. He used to not be so bad but now that he's older (10 yrs.) it's horrible. Oh well, it's not THAT embarassing to have cat hair fly off your clothes at meetings is it?

unionmaid

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Ah, this is just the thing I needed to see in the middle of finals. :)

Of course some cats aren't as enthusiastic:

I think this video currently reflects my mindset right now (I don't want to write another paper!)

Jinxfere

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> As a kid I would try to make my dog ride a sled with me. I'd push it down a little slope in our backyard and he'd leap off.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @cate3710: When our (now unfortunately deceased) kitty was still a kitten we kept him on a leash in the garden. I'd attach the leash to my chair, and he'd often jump on it and off it on the other side, effectively hanging himself. Took a lot of minding the kitty and his suicidal ways from my part.
And no, his attempt didn't succeed. He was hit by a car... *sadface*

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @DorothyZbornak: haha, I see happy and I instantly think "happy" which makes me giggle because his tail is SO a boner.

CollegeCamel

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Those kittehs are my new gymspo.

vivalabridgetta does not know her craft

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> These are the least apathetic kitties I have ever seen. My cats would only wake up long enough to glance at the treadmill and be like "fuck that noise."

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Gretchen: Oh god, the Furminator! My parents have two cats, and one is rather large and can't reach certain spots on her back. So when I was home over break a couple of years ago, I was given the task of taking the cat outside and brushing her with the Furminator. Huge piles of fur were amassed and blew away in the wind. It was impressive to see.

My current kitty hatehatehates being brushed. I'm trying to figure out a better solution than pinning her down.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> My Eleanor would slice my throat before allowing herself to be subjected to this.

She has the soul of a mafioso.

NewsBunny

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @CorporateTool: Yes we are very happy here in fuzzybuttland. We also have 2 greyhounds because we can't decide if we're dog or cat people. At our house you always have a cat for your lap. You'll also have them take over your pillow, jump on the dining room table when you have friends over for dinner and puke in your shoes. Little comedians, all.

Gretchen

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Awwww. I have two meezers. One looks just like these guys and the other looks just like these guys... combined. I think he is just trying to stay bigger than the baby.

Perhaps I should invest in a treadmill for him.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Khrushchev: DUDE, I was wondering if I was the only one waiting for the cat to shit on the treadmill.

satori

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Brigit: They should have a cable program that features multiple cat households. Now that would be the ultimate.

I also do loads of vacuuming. My Dyson and I are very close. We spend an hour of quality time together every stinking day. We also have the ridiculously expensive cat brush/comb thingy called "The Furminator". Stupid name, but that thing works and they love it. Everyone has to get brushed once a week. When we start brushing cats the rest of the herd actually lines up to wait their turns. Too funny.

Gretchen

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Gretchen: 9 cats! Please, can I come play at your house? It sounds like the land of happiness.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I'm gonna have to buy a treadmill. With 9 cats here we could have a little herd on that thing and a few of them could use it. We've nicknamed Emerson 'Mo Cat because she is, well, 'mo cat. Prior to that it was Moby Cat. Porsche looks like a tortie bowling ball with legs, tail and an itty bitty head.
We do feed them diet food because we worry about their weight. The vet says it all depends on how much diet food they eat and I'm thinking they spend a whoooole lotta time at those bowls! We can't pick up the dry - some of the others need to free feed. The old ladies (16 and 18) are on supplemental feedings too.... To many fuzzies to keep track of!
But the treadmill is intriguing.

Gretchen

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Oh Jezebel!! Thanks, I was just dumped about an hour ago, I needed this!

KittensMcgee

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Rose_Selavy: Hehehehe. Awesome bunny.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @CorporateTool: Mr. Brigit is an asthmatic smoker... it just meant no kitties in the bedroom, loads of vacuuming,and a rubber broom for the carpet.
Seriously, multiple cats are better than cable.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Thanks for the laugh!

Ha, this so reminds me of when, back in the day, I used my treadmill for exercise and not as a coat rack. There I was chugging along. My 8-pound, fluffy diva house bunny hopped over and jumped on. I shrieked, held onto the handles so I wouldn't crush her and watched her roll right off the end. Of course Her Grand Bunness shook herself, looked around and hopped away like it never happened. I so wish I had that on film.

Rose_Selavy_pppfffth

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @alicetheowl: BWAHAhahahahahahahaha for a while mine would wait until I was in all fours doing leg-ups and lay underneath me just, you know, chillin out under a bridge or something.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> This thread has taught me that I need a cat. Boyfriend's allergies will just have to take one for the team.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I identify with the slow kitty.

bansaiiiiii

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Brigit: I'd thought they'd steer clear of me after that. The smarter one didn't need to get beaned to learn the lesson. Instead, he sits JUST out of reach and watches me. He's like a little Spock. The other one (the one who got smacked) will just eye me uneasily from the doorway.

@cate3710: I've been trying that with the one who's escaped twice this Spring. Clearly, there's something he's fascinated with out there. He's getting better about it, but the last time I tried it, it was raining. He gave me this look like, "You have GOT to be kidding me," laid down next to the door, and went completely limp.

I don't even try it with the bratty cat.

alicetheowl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @lalaland13: If you put that cat in a bucket of water it would be one-third the size!

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I love how the one cat is all trying to get a REAL workout. Kitty fell off and got right back on.

Crazy cats. Now how do I get my lazy cats to do this?

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Well, clearly I have no excuse. I guess I'm takin my ass to the gym tonight. *sigh*

shorty63136

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @hammerimissu: No, she fell off the end.

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @cate3710: Hahahahahahaha....nice.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @wednesdaywolf: Yeah, she tried to make a run for the bushes the first time. And then I had her in the carrier with her head sticking out, and she got into a staring match with a goose. That's when we went home.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Archetype: Yeah, she used to be a street cat, and looks out the window so longingly sometimes, that I feel horrible keeping her in a tiny apartment all the time. I don't think I'd ever take her on regular walks around the block or anything, though.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> OK, speaking of cats on treadmills, this one is adorable too. Two things make it so: the fatness of the cat and the WTF look on its face. Brilliance.

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lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I hope this shows up on Letterman, it seems like something he would enjoy.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @cate3710: I have hilarious images in my head now of a cat on a leash in the park, totally trying to get away. You should get a video of that and post it here, pleeeeeease!
And then take him to the gym.

wednesdaywolf

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I just hope OK GO doesn't get a hold of this cat video...

saysaudrabarkley

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Totes Adorable. :)

Just what I needed to get me to the weekend.

ElleL

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @alicetheowl: Hehe my orange tabby likes to get on the treadmill sometimes. Although I never turn it on, so he's safe. But I got a picture of him standing on it that I find too hilarious. It's like he's saying, "Well someone has to use it, right?"

Once I think I accidentally turned it on and he was out of there like that. Silly cat.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I usually excercised my cat by using a feather to make him do backflips. The Windows cursor drill where he would try to bat my arrow as if it's a fly also helped his eye-paw coordination.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @cate3710: You are? I've always wondered if that works. I tried doing that when I was a kid. Then again, I also forced my cat into baby onesies.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @haguenite: Me, too! (Me, neither?) I saw the Family Guy episode where Brian shows it to Stewie, and I was like, "Not. Me."

:)

This is teh cuteness, though.

wednesdaywolf

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @alicetheowl: Fascinating. I can't see any cat I've ever owned doing this. But I am trying to train my cat to go outside on a leash - there was a not-too-great trip to the park, so we're sticking to the fire escape for now.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Cat #1: "OK, Go!"
Cat #2: "I never liked that video anyway. Stupid treadmill. I prefer yoga."

ElizaGray

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Brigit: My cats would be scared shitless of a treadmill. They are scared (and intrigued) by our Scrabble board. We have the one that spins. Whenever we try to play they sneak up and bat it, tiles fly everywhere and they run away.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @alicetheowl: Ewok hits me in the head when I'm doing situps, but Mota stays the hell away from me, she got hit when I was making leg exercises.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @nodoubt9203: *looks at icon*
WINSTON SEZ NO

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> And people say cats are smarter than dogs.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER since i worked out.

noUpside

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @cate3710: I don't think they were trained in any way, but I've never tried anything like it with my cats. (For one, I don't have a treadmill. For another, they fear the exercise bike. One tried to cuddle up to me when I was pedaling, puffing and sweating, and got in the way of the pedal. Poor thing.)

There are several YouTube videos out there of cats on treadmills, and I think one of them is a compilation. So apparently they're not terribly resistant to the idea.

alicetheowl

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I am super glad the only relation this has to "Two Girls, One Cup" is the title of this post.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

I'm even lazier than motherfucking cats when it comes to exercise?!??

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @nodoubt9203: Winston would be all "helllll no" and saunter off to sleep in a shipping box.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I'm so buying a treadmill now. You convinced me. I have three awesome furbabies waiting for something like this. Ewok really need a leaner tummy.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @CollegeCamel: He's so happy. I love how the other cat tries and then is like, "fuck this," and walks away.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I had to share this with my group and I heard giggles coming out of every office.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @delicatedisarray: I just laughed at my desk at the image of someone trying to sneak two cats into my (upscale, hardbody) gym on Wall Street. Please, please do, and take photos.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> nooooooo the work firewalls won't let me see the kittehs!

BaconBandito

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @brendastarlet: YES. That would be brilliant.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I like how the cat's tail sticks straight up the whole time.

CollegeCamel

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Hehe. I like how the one cat tries for a little bit, then gives up - "Fuck this, I'm a CAT. I'm gonna go sleep." Were they trained to do this? And how?

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Now I want to try this with my two cats. Sadly I don't own a treadmill and I'm not sure how the local gym would feel if I showed up with two cats.

delicatedisarray

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Ahh, I just sighed happily. Between this marvelous video and happy hour at Sonic (87 cent strawberry limeade, yessirree), I might survive working late after all.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @PICKLES IN MY TUNA: or the kitties watching Ok, Go! on TV.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> LOL we should get winston on a treadmill!

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Kitties need to work off the catnip one way or another.

Awesome. Also, so glad I never watched Two Girls, One Cup.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> That one cat is determined!

I swear to f**king GOD, I will get to the end of this freaky carpet and reach the blue wall. I WILL!!!.......

.......DAMN IT!

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Go little guy go!

Twilly

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> @Atsumi: She had to compete for a treadmill?

hammerimissu

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> Hahaha, this is great!
I put my bulldog on a treadmill and he shot right off and into the wall like a fuzzy bowling ball. He shoots me dirty looks whenever I run on it, poor guy.


KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I would like to see images of goldfish swimming being projected on the wall in front of the treadmill. It would just take it to the next level for me.

PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> ADORABLE!

treschic

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> fuckin A'
bless those kitties.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> This is just what I needed.

Something like this happened with my mother a few weeks ago.

Atsumi

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