<![CDATA[MagHag - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[MagHag - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> When I saw Lionel in the shirt, I thought "OMG, He went there." and I'm oh so glad he did. LOL!

zafera

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> These were all sweet and made me smile in that "Awww! They love each other and their new life!" sort of way.

I just hope it is true

Blujai

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @dirtdevilabortion: That's a SILVER CROSS!!!

It's classic. I totally had a $150 version off ebay for my daughter and it was the bomb.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Yeah, she's gorgeous - she is owning it all and I really like her in spite of myself!! I like Joel because he seems to be having fun with it all and know how lucky he is.

ObtuseIntolerant

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @HarlemRose: Looks like tha $3,000 pram is now the status symbol among Hollywood moms.

Nicole looks gorgeous in those 50s-inspired outfits. And Harlow is the spitting image of her mama.

citymuse

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @solaana: I second that. I wouldn't put a baby in that creepy Rosemary's baby carriage.

dirtdevilabortion

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> That is an adorable baby, but she looks so pissed off in every picture!

skoochie

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I wish I had a dad who only paid attention to me once I got famous.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Gorgeous pictures. Nicole finally looks healthy and grounded.

zakkagirl

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> The fancy retro clothes/fancy retro stroller in the garden pics are almost IDENTICAL to those that came out in People w/ J.Lo and Skeletor. Not that I pay that close attention to these things, because I TOTALLY have my own life....apparently.

HarlemRose

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> He's not actually kissing her hands/fingers! Smooth move.

CommaOverdose

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Fucking ridiculous. Sorry, but what kind of shit is this (the proud parents gardening with their baby in the pram from hell?). Lionel alone redeems this photo shoot.

goodcheapfun

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> HARLOW?!

DaDuckster

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @lolacat(ΩΜ): Wait, I forgot it was that creepy. The Lion(el) stalks his blind prey.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I have always thought that Ms. Richie was the loveliest of the social circle surrounding her. Her features are just so interesting. It's wonderful to see how maturity has made her truly exceptional.

And yeah, I could nom nom that bebe for days.

JaneBadall

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> barfitty barf barf. except for the guitar/barefoot picture, which is adorable, but only 'cause i have one of me and my parents in that exact same position.

bigtittycommittee

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> That first picture is GORGEOUS.

It's amazing how much holding a baby can make the picture. It just makes women look so beautiful. (Even if they already are)

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @sayanything: I kind of hate myself for looking at these and thinking "he's not as scummy looking as I had though." I'm just happy to see the baby looks fat and healthy, as a baby should.

kerry

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @pink_orchid_martini: you mean those pictures weren't actually taken in front of Mount Ranier? Dammit.

yamish

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @missbananafish: but sears photos are stagged too. although not nearly as well done :)

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Most of these pictures are just stupid. Harper's Bazaar has never been the same since Liz Tilbaris died. I like Nicole, but her choice in Baby Daddy is retarded.

onwarddouchebagsoldiers

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Very 50's glam...except for Lionel. Joel really does appear totally smitten by Harlow, so sweet!

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> do you think joel plays some good charlotte classics for harlow? you know, a little 'lifestyles of the rich and famous' before bed?

handbanana

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Okay. That is one ADORABLE baby. So cute! Seriously, no bad there. They're all adorable.

of_a_tuesday

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> All those pics are legitimately cute, but I'm still wondering . . . why is Nicole famous again? What has she ever done to deserve a spread in Bazaar or any other mag for that matter?

ElizaGray

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @BlondeGrlz:

They are twins, but the other one seems even more entirely made out of marshmallows than this one. Just cause they are twins doesn't mean there aren't differences.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @PinkSoxHat: Sing it, sister. <-- tired mom of 2

sandu2342

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> The third picture made me go "awwww" for a second before I went "ew! ew! joel madden!"

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> is it just me, or does little Harlow seem like a second thought here? Nicole is looking good, though.

carnivorous_deer

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @GuyismyGuy: you could use it for grocery shopping.

fulana.de.tal

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Is it me you're looking for?

perennial

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> awww.....c'MON! don't make me like them! please.....please don't make me like them...

bandwagonesque

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: I do. I would give anything for a copy of that bust. My friends mom once made a completely non-ironic bust of Tom Selleck, which was amazing. She wasn't blind, though.

Notes from the underwhelmed

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @GuyismyGuy: We have an antique bird-less birdcage in our apartment and I adore it!

And I think Nic looks great, as do the babe and even Joel. Beautiful pics!

tinlizzy

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> cutecute baby. totally adorable family. love the name harlow.

i love being a mom more than anything i have ever done, but sometimes i wish i had some of my pre-kid freedom. it's just normal. is she still getting a hard time for that?

yamish

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> This is about as ridiculous as J-Lo's "$6 million Babies" shoot. Enough with the fetishization of the habits and accoutrements of extremely wealthy Baby Mamas.

Seriously, Nicole Ritchie as Jackie Kennedy?

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i've become completely desensitized to staged baby photo shoots.

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> she looks great, but I still can't get the bad taste out of my mouth from how she acted when she first came into our consciousness in "simple life". she was such a bratty, horribly shallow person. and if you caught her a couple of seasons ago on "top model", trying to start trouble, it seems like that hasn't changed much.

fashionably-challenged

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I used to totally not care about Nicole Richie or her pregnancy but then Harlow was born and suddenly I'm just all "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So cute! She looks great!" even though she is still famous for nothing at all. But Harlow is SO CUTE!

TinyK

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> awww I love the pic with Lionel. He looks like such a proud grandpa!

My mom had a pram for my sister and I remember moms always stopping ehr in the street to admire it, at 5 I just thought it was weird with it's huge wheels

Bianca_Cheri

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Awwww...this makes me smile.

That is all.

(You're yawning, but I'm smiling. So there.)

Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: If I recall correctly, he was her art professor and she was his blind sculpture student. He stalks her all over campus and watches as she is all pretty and happy with other people. He spies while she works on her secret sculpture which turns out to be...Him! Also, she was like 18 to his 40. It was all a little clay Aiken stalk-y.

lolacat(ΩΜ)

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @sayanything: Dude, Benji and Joel are twins.

@angryblackgurl: She has a big ass and a sex tape...no,wait...

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Aaah lookit, throwing the devil horns already.

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @GuyismyGuy: I almost bought a stroller just like that at a thrift store several years ago. It was so awesome. And no, I still don't have any kids. But I wish I had that damn stroller.

Emmie of Doom

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @Lecarlso: Why so? I was in one of those, as were my sisters.

By the way, the 3 picture looks to me like Harlow is getting ready to spew all over her mummy's satin blouse. As she should.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Wow ... Nicole looks really pretty

BondGirl

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Harlow in frills = "Balleriiina Girl"

dreamweave

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Does anyone remember the video for "Hello"? I think it was the one where the blind lady was sculpting a bust of Lionel's big ol' head. She took great care to perfect the Jheri Curl...yea, I think that was the video.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Very sweet pictures. I love the picuture of Joel kissing her fingers.

LKG1

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @BlondeGrlz: Holy shit. In 10 years, or whenever the hell I've got a kid, that WILL BE MINE.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @PrairieGirl:
Perfect description of Nicole "Uselessness"..thanks!!


angryblackgurl

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i haven't seen nicole make the face she's making in the yellow dress since the simple life.
it's funnier now.

puritanicalish

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Those are really beautiful pics. I love all of Nicole's dresses - hopefully she sees how gorgeous she looks in them and begins a mass stampede of starlets away from the influence of Rachel Zoe.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @angryblackgurl: @itsbritneybitch: Yeah, I tend to ignore Nicole Ritchie for those very reasons. At least her friend Paris makes a pretense of having a recording career.

But having ignored her all this time, I'm just noticing now how astonishingly pretty she is. Not that that's enough to redeem her uselessness, but she is easy to look at.

PrairieGirl

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Gorgeous family, gorgeous pictures - the next to last one is definitely my favorite.

QueenOfOuch

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Will i get banned for saying this but Mr. Madden looks damn fine in these pics. Obviously Nicole got the better half, HA Paris!

sayanything

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I'm pretty "meh" about Nicole and Joel, but these pictures are great. Sure, they're staged, but they look wonderful and how nice it is for them to have such beautifully done family pictures.

missbananafish

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> In the second-to-last shot, Harlow is all "um, Dad? Did someone SERIOUSLY tell you that tattoo was a good idea? Because they were wrong, dude."

nadarine

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I for one am relieved to see these pictures. I mean, how old is that kid, and no photo shoot since People? I mean, srsly, how is her career going to get started if they don't keep her in the public eye??

Dear Blond Diary...

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Awwwww. I love Lionel. Seriously.

And I'm starting to like Nocle more and more every day.

Her husband? Not so much. But I can look past him 'cuz of the CUTE BABY.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Nicole and Joel, meh. Baby Harlow is pretty enough. But their Silver Cross Balmoral Pram? WANT!

that megawatt smile

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> That's adorable. Seriously adorable.

meg9

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i hate to be totally negative but she really has no redeeming qualities as a "celebrity". her hair is really shiny, i guess maybe that's her one plus. otherwise, she pooped out a baby, um great.

itsbritneybitch

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I fucking love photos 1, 3, and 6. They are so beautiful and Joel and Nicole look so happy with Harlow and each other. This made my day. Lol.

Leigh81387

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> A couple of the pix reminds me of the ones J.Lo took with her twins. Specifically, there was a photo of her with a baby in bare feet and a photo of her and Marc and their carriage outside their house.

Now that I'm done nitpicking...Nicole has the best bangs in the business.

WifeMotherCrip

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> also those dresses are awkward and the shoot is stewpid.
but carry on...

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I'm sorry but I think these pictures are awesome. And I don't like either of them as people... but they look good.

Neon.Wonder

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> that bebe has a serious case of the side-eye happening.
I am impressed. She can nearly cut a bitch with her look and she is only a few months old.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> The baby stroller is just ridiculous...

Lecarlso

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Well, I for one can't wait for the holiday photo spread, with them all dancing on the ceiling.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @angryblackgurl: she got knocked up before Paris. And, that's about it.

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> In that pic w/ Joel kissing her hand Harlow's face is all "Is that my daddy? where's the hat and sunglasses?"

h_a_l

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @angryblackgurl: I'm with you on this. I can't stand Nicole Richie. In my personal opinion, every time she makes an appearance in public, a Commodores song should be playing. Just to remind everyone why she's famous. And because that would be hilarious.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @solaana: Are you impling little Harlow is the spawn of Satan? Cause that would be funny..

GuyismyGuy

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @DontFearTheReefer: I suppose I'm the only loser who sees that sucker and thinks "Rosemary's baby's stroller." Because really, that's what it looks like to me.

solaana

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I just cannot understand how she merits an entire story, what exactly does she do???

angryblackgurl

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Somehow, the idea of Nicole and Joel doing yardwork does not compute.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @BlondeGrlz: Ha.. if my bf came home and found me putting that together he would have a heart attack.. It is really neat though...
It's like one time I saw this $1000 antique bird cage I wanted so bad even though i'm poor and have no birds..
I can't explain.
Thanks for the link.




GuyismyGuy

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i really hope some/ all of the money they receive for this goes to their foundation...

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Is that a proud grandpa, or what?

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @GuyismyGuy: There is a stroller like that one at the local antique store. They're only asking $100 for it (since it's not a real Silver Cross [www.silvercross.co.uk]) and I am desperate to get it. Although I too am childless.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I do wish people would lay off Nicole for missing the old days. I'm pregnant now, and I definitely have days where I wish I could go out and get wasted and party till 7 am. It's so much fun. And my party life was not nearly as awesome as hers probably was.

rogerdoger

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @lolacat(ΩΜ): what about the peeps who wear Old Navy but act like their dressed in haute couture? ;) Let me show you how to work this tweed!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Grandpa looks good!

garrison-tequillor

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i'm totally in love with that vintage pram. i want to put my kitties in it and push it around the neighborhood.

DontFearTheReefer

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I never understand what is editorial about people doing manual labor in haute couture - its a little demeaning to all of us who actually labor in Old Navy. This one doesn't even seem all that well done (last picture, only. Some of the others are lovely).

lolacat(ΩΜ)

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> That's just ridiculously pretentious.

searched.and.seized

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @stacyinbean: Seriously. Show me one mother who claims not to miss, at all, her pre-kids life, when she could do whatever with no one to answer to, and I'll show you a liar.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Looking at the 3rd picture, I can totally understand how she got pregnant. Boys with guitars and tattoos, whose ovaries wouldn´t go nuts. le sigh.

Bella_vina

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> The photo of him kissing her fingers is straight out of Vogue, 1960. Almost as if somebody was channeling Mad Men.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Lionel is SUCH a proud granddaddy! The picture of Joel singing to Nicole and the baby achieved the impossible, it made me find him somewhat attractive.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Aww, I had a pram like that when I was a child to push my dolls around in.

Nicole looks great and I kind of feel bad about the negative press she's getting for not wanting to be a mom just yet, even if it might be true, I'm sure a lot of women deal with that...

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @BlondeGrlz: I think it's more like, "Look! Our team of landscapers left their tools behind. Let's see if it's as hard work as they pretend it is."

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Someone turn this into a slide show with "Three Times a Lady" as background music. Please? For me?

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I love this little family.

swizzlesticks

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> How weird is it that about a year ago, she starred in a photo shoot for Bazaar with Paris Hilton? The times, they have changed.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> In the sixth picture, Harlow is looking at Joel like, "Seriously? This fool is my dad? Awww shit."

"Hello? Is it Grandpa you're looking for?"

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Love the green dress.

Lionel, you're the man and consistently in the 'recently played' part of my ipod.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> It's actually cute... and I want that stroller.. even though I have no babies and arent planning on having them for another 10 years.. but still.

GuyismyGuy

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I do not understand the last picture. Am I supposed to believe that is what they wear when they landscape?
I like #'s 5 and 6 the best, they looks like real pictures not a fashion spread with a stunt baby.


BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Wow. Lionel Richie looks GOOD.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> 2nd to last picture: Harlow: "Really!?"

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> Babies having babies...and the rocker's that love them, on the next Sally.

JudgeFudge

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> @virtualcatlady: I mean "So I can trim my rose bushes etc etc..." Time to go home.

Cuteasabutton

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> i neeeeeed her hair in that first shot.

that is all.

icurbritney

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> This is pretty unrelentingly cute. I love teeny babies. Although it seems unlikely that Nicole does yardwork, in heels or otherwise.

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[MagHag]]> I have nothing bad to say here. They all look fantastic. And I WANT Nicoles dresses. So I can do my trim my rose bushes, as you do in formal wear.

Cuteasabutton

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