<![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Uh, taking care of pets does not = taking care of kids.

whateverhappened

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> She was sobbing, saying "My babies, my babies!" The doc made her a protein shake and an hour later, the fetuses (feti?) started kicking.

Uh, wasn't this a movie with Mia Farrow?

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I read an interview Jolie did a few years ago (pre-Brad) where she said her mother was from Chicago and that the tabloids made up all of the French-roots stuff based on her mother's last name. I am also calling complete bullshit on that pregnancy emergency story - it's way too detailed and melodramatic to be true.

dictatorforpeace

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I'm a bit creeped out by that picture of Shiloh... Aye.

Also, Paris; NO.

TheGarlicSong

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I anxiously await the day that any headline containing the word 'Spears' is either about tribal weaponry or ends with 'someone sells the pix--rightfully nobody cares.'

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> *Sigh. Sniffle* I just don't care anymore.

WANTED: New guilty pleasure.

Crazy Broad

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I can totally see NH drinking that much coke.

It was prob Diet Coke and she was going crack on it.

My dad drinks at least a six pack a day (maybe a twelver) and he is skinny as all hell. The caffeine and other stuff in it is like gasoline for his busy busy day.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> souvenirs from the Pitt-clan trip will include some male babies to even out the Pitt-Jolie brood.

jemandtheholograms

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> A heavily tattoed face is going to look peachy once time & gravity start to take their toll. Glamour!

TurdBlossom

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @MissKittyFantastico: Yes, I was going to write EXACTLY the same thing! I'm sure there was a blind item that was widely believed to be her in which it was said someone repeatedly left dogs locked in their closet when they were away and they were found dead a few days later!

I'm pretty sure I also heard she had the animal control people sent to her house after she said she had like 20 dogs or some crazy crap on Ellen or the like. I think she was in violation of some city ordinances about how many animals you can have in your house or something...

applejuice

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I feel like these magazines have gotten worse since I stopped reading them on a weekly basis. Either that, or it makes a bigger impact when you see them all spread out like that in front of you.

I'm sick of US Weekly and their pathetic, over-dramatic "Hills" cover stories and I'm sick of the incessant coverage of Jennifer Aniston's love life or lack of. Give it a rest already!

You know, this is the first time I've seen a head-on picture of Todd "Tattoo Face" Smithson. Thanks, Jezebel!

Varina

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Four wheeler rides typical Louisiana weekend? Pretty much.

But Kentwood is practically Mississippi, y'all, we don't claim the Spears clan. Or Gov Bobby Jindal.

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @NefariousNewt: Actually, I'm using them to build an underground lair.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @tscheese: I'm totally with you. I'd be pissed if everytime my ex boyfriend from high school got a new girlfriend or whatever, someone called me all "How do you feel about this? Are you single? Are you seeing anyone? Do you feel that your single-ness is going to cause you to die alone and bitter?" I'd kill that person.

Of course, I don't need anyone to call me with that information because now we have facebook; the US Weekly for boring people.

RustyHeadedGirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Kittenish: and here i was being surprised that my boss gets through 2 cans and a 20oz bottle of diet coke a day PLUS 3 cups of coffee.

confusedforahotsecond wonders, what is a sun?

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I have a hard time believing a Hilton ever drank any soda with calories. Now, my Diet Coke habit is fierce, so I CAN imagine drinking ten a day. Or 12. Or 24- but I was in law school and hadn't slept for 3 days.

eleanorstrousers

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @emandem: I drink at least that much coke a day. I'm an addict.

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @pot_kettle: Oh they totally do. I took an entertainment writing class, led by a gossip rag editor, and yeah, I was amazed to learn how many stars actually call the magazines with their stories. In turn, the magazines write up their articles and instead of sourcing quotes to the celeb, say "a pal of such-and-such actress says." Sneaky! The girls of "The Hills" must have some kind of deal with US, too; they're seriously in there every week.

@Xavoc: @blackbirdfly: I stand corrected!

emandem

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Notes from the underwhelmed: Thanks to you as well, that makes much sense
@Lazy Line Painter Jane: I don't know, is Grenier a hippie? I just thought he was dirty.@funnyface: I tried the natural stuff too, big stinky mistake.


katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I'm going with Adam Brody for the blind item, too. He's still pretty though, and in my opinion, can be as stinky as he wants.

WhitRD

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @lalaland13: With suggestions of designer cranberry juice and $100 orange pills that you can actually get for $5 at Walgreens.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @jenalicious: Naked Pitt pics: Playgirl, circa the Gwyneth years.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @MissKittyFantastico: That's what nannies and boarding schools are for. :(

Mrs. Lovett

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @tscheese: I don't understand why Brad and not Vince Vaughn. I mean, she's with him after her divorced, right?

crazybitch

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Heidi Montag's existence is just sad to me. She will always be miserable, her whole life, and we have to hear about it. Boo. Plus, all that plastic surgery and Lauren is still prettier. OH SNAP!

Dear Blond Diary...

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @RustyHeadedGirl: Agreed! I know I'm gonna sound like a broken record on this count, because I've said it before, but ENOUGH of the Jen martyrdom!

She broke up with Brad Pitt practically back in dinosaur times! "BAWWW! will her heart ever go on without Brad?" Yeah, it probably already did, back when, like, dirt was invented. Enough already.

Sure, Brad's cute and all, but I reaaally doubt Jen secretly has a shrine to him in her closet. She's a successful, grown woman.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @katieb: naw, the stinky drummer is Adrian Grenier. He is totally more likely than Adam to be using hippie soap.

Lazy Line Painter Jane

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I'm convinced that "The Hills" was invented by the government to destroy the white race.

redhat_jane

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I love how Britney and Jamie Lynn, on the OK cover, decided to mess with the photographer by switching their clothes! You can't even tell which one is wearing maternity garb! Har.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Muffyn: I totally think "stars" "leak" their own items. Or their publicists do. The celebrity machine runs on the sweet fumes of desperation.

pot_kettle

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> The Plot To Destroy Lauren is obviously not working because I'm still seeing her in all these damn magazines.

Also, I pick June.....5 as the day Mariah and Nick announce their divorce but "we plan to remain friends." And then she gets all the covers that week: "MARIAH'S HEARTBREAK!" Heartbreaker he got the best of her but she just keeps on coming back incessant....er.

Also, if Nicky was drinking that much Coke a day, peeing must be a nightmare. That's next week in US Weekly: "PEE OF THE STARS: Who's yellow! Who's clear! Who uses a catheter!" And celebrity pee analysts will weigh in, of course.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> "Angie wants the baby to be connected to his or her French heritage (although Angie's mom was French-Canadian and born in Chicago, hmm.)"

Ugh, give me a break-- this just confirms what I had suspected all along, that Anjie is pretentious as all get out.

Having one parent who is 2nd generation French Canadian means you have no more French "heritage" than the rest of the United States-- the French settled in Canada back in the 1600s!

formergr

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @blackbirdfly: You better be recycling all those cans! ;)

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> "The Plot To Destroy Lauren" : a two-part crossover between Law & Order: Criminal Intent and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Muffyn: Yeah, but they also quoted her as saying "my baby, my baby." I luvs me some Ange, so I doubt she would leak it. My thing is that Star is probably making this crap up because there are too many specifics, things only Ange and very few people would know.

WifeMotherCrip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Muffyn: I have serious acid reflux problems, but I can put away a couple of 2 liters in a day if I'm not mindful of it. Especially on a crack-food driven day.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @AthertonMerriweather: I thought you were about to say TV star by day, masked crime-fighter by night.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @blackbirdfly:
Hat= off.

;)


Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Duh...of course Miley Cyrus leads a double life! She's Hannah Montana onstage, but Miley at school and with her friends, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone!!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @katieb: When you use a quote inside of a quote you use an apostrophe- or single quotation mark- instead of quotation marks.

Notes from the underwhelmed

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Thanks! I need to get a book or something. My grammar and punctuation skills is terrible.

katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Muffyn: I drink at least a 12 pack of Coke a day. Not saying it's a good thing, but it is definitely possible.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @TEAM HEIDI: britney does not look like a bobblehead.

-team britney

hharlowe

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @Xavoc: I doubt she drank it. Coke has calories. Plus I take my hat off to the person who can down 10 cans of Coke a day. I can't drink half a can with my stomach crying.

Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @emandem: I bet it'd just be one Sonic Rt. 44.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @TEAM HEIDI: You must be kiddin. Team Heidi?

TEAM LO. How 'bout that?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @emandem: Uhm, it's really not that hard. Considering it's mostly water and you can drink that much water in a day with no issue.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Wait, did I miss the story where Jen is distraught about Angie's super-fertility?

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @caffeinequeen: Oops you beat me!

Also, Jez, thanks for this -- just what I needed today!

emandem

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> 1,120 calories a day from Coke?! That's like, 10 cans a day. We all love our caffeine, but I kind of doubt Nicky Hilton is drinking that much soda every day...

emandem

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]>

Jessica Simpson's fashion accessory line has raked in $300 million since 2006. Can you believe it?

I believe it. I have these in yellow and white and they are awesome.

LBB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> blind item, adrien grenier. sad that i know that he's in a band.

bernadeez

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I feel for the stinky BI guy. I tried to go eco-friendly with the deodorant. It worked for a couple of months and then hubs informed me that I smelled like a dirty hippie. So now I'm back to the aluminum-laden stuff that's probably going to kill me. But at least I won't stink!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Does anyone remember, early in Nicole R's pregnancy, a bit about how Joel was in a shop yelling at her that she didn't need a bigger bra? I had the feeling he likes the little boobies. Now I have the feeling she wants to starve hers off, and breastfeed at the same time. Why do I remember crap like that, but allow my electricity to be shut of because I forgot a bill I've paid for 30 years?

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Is Paris going to trade the baby in for a smaller, cuter model when it no longer fits in her purse as an accessory? Or will she only adopt very teeny midget babies specialy bred to fit said purse?

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I totally thought the blind item was Stamos, but he's not really an eco-soap kinda guy, now that I think about it.

Adrian Grenier/Adam Brody make more sense. I'd bet on AG, though. He's a little more left-y.

Also, I can't quite tell for face-tattoo reasons, but I think that Carly's husband kind of looks like Heath Ledger under there. Or I'm just, still, desperately missing Heath Ledger and seeing him everywhere accidentally-on-purpose.

Dashrashi

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @katieb: I second Adam Brody for BI.

TrixieBelden

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> And if Lauren hadn't made such a big stink about that stupid sex tape the whole thing would have been forgotten almost as soon as it happened.

Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @SinisterRouge: if I were having a problem pregnancy and/or twins and had all the money in the world, I would reserve the top floor at the Mayo Clinic and hunker down in Rochester Minn. until the bab(ies) came. I would not be hanging out in the south of France with a helicopter on call, 'cause that's just transportation time that could be crucial.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Don't Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take private planes all over the place? And doesn't that mean they are doing more to CREATE global warming than 99.999999999999999% of us?

Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @MissKittyFantastico:

Seriously.

"NOBODY puts Baby in the Corner."

Paris needs to listen to Patrick Swayze.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Nicky Hilton drank THAT much Coke? That's like 8 cans a day! Damn, no wonder you can now use her kneecaps to saw a steak...which she should then eat, preferably with bearnaise sauce.

I wonder if one of these rags will ever get an A during Midweek Madness. What would that take, I wonder? A picture of Tom Cruise deepthroating an underage hustler? A picture of Nicky Hilton eating aforementioned steak?

caffeinequeen

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @ilovejohnnythunders: "You work eighteen hours and what do you get/your parents sell you to Paris Hilton."

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I have a question!!!

Doesn't it seem like there are two type of women who lose weight:

(1) the first type lose the weight all over and look great;
(2) the second type lose NO weight in the face but lose all the weight in the body (like Britney in these pictures).

I think it depends on whether you exercise. if you exercise you lose weight in the face too. otherwise you end up looking like a bobblehead


Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> BI is obviously Adrian Grenier, I forget what band he drums in- Honey something?

Although, it's not like that BI is all that scandalous.

BeteNoir

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Oh, wow, tattoos on the face!

I actually dated a guy with massive amounts of tattoos (he's a piercer) -- including on his face. We're still friends. He has even MORE tattoos on his face. Sadly, we didn't date long enough for me to introduce him to my parents, 'cuz that'd have been FUNNY. My poor dad would be like, "WHAT IS UP WIT HIS FACE?!"

Weirdly, it fit him, though. Like, I can't imagine him WITHOUT tats on his face. I see old pictures of him and don't recognize him lol.

His parents are normal and adorable.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @bunni hop: They do. That may be part of it. Though I've always thought she was bi-polar, though and those meds really do make you gain weight.

@katieb: When you quote a quote, you use a single quote mark and then the normal quote marks. Soooo...

"'Which small screen star who moonlights as a drummer turned off a lady he was hooking up with? The unpleasant smell of the eco-friendly soap he uses makes him stink, she says.'"

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Based on her history with her pets, I'm sure Paris CAN give a lot to her future children... like pink rhinestone collars, pink rhinestone beds that she'll put right next to her bed (promise!), someone to feed them and walk them, and most importantly, a quarterly visit from a protection agency after they suddenly "disappear." I can't wait!

CloudsInMyCoffee

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> The item about Paris is slightly terrifying. I'm pretty sure she's one accused in a blind item of forgetting she has certain pets because she locked them in closet when she was traveling, etc. Does she realize you can't put baby in a corner, or a drawer, when you get bored?

MissKittyFantastico

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @SinisterRouge: im waiting (and silently hoping) for a new accent to pop up any day now..

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @WifeMotherCrip: what if it was written on her medical chart and someone sneaked a peak?
Just trying to figure something out. I'd hate to think celebs tell their own juicy bits. That smacks of desperation to stay relevant.


Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Is John Mayer sunburned or stoned (or hammered) on that In Touch cover?

I is thinkin they is tryin to say sometin . ..

jayca416

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> "my friends just say, she's just being miley!"

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I can't even look at magazine racks anymore, it's like a condensed version of commercials that tell me what's wrong with me and everyone else on the planet. It's depressing.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> If I were Jennifer Aniston and the minute I started seeing some cute guy my friends were all were all "OMG!!! It's TRUE LUV AT LAST FOR JEN!!!" I would be pissed. Seriously, that kinda shit can ruin relationships before they even start. Maybe she's more used to it, but it always rubs me the wrong way when I see it in magazines.

Shiloh is adorable, but I wish they'd stop using Pap pictures of kids. It feels dirty to me.

RustyHeadedGirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @SkipToMyLou: I think Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds had a commitment ceremony in Fiji. The goal was to legalize it once they got back to the states. I think Anna Nicole and Howard did a similar thing to Eddie in the Bahamas, except that their ceremony was intended to milk the tabs for some "wedding" photo money.

WifeMotherCrip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> ... I hope Shiloh's babysitter isn't fired for that or anything.

Peppermint

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> "Which small screen star who moonlights as a drummer turned off a lady he was hooking up with? The unpleasant smell of the eco-friendly soap he uses makes him stink, she says.""

Adam Brody, he's a drummer in some band.

Also, should there be two quotation marks at the end of that? It's the end of a quote in a quote. Grammarians, help!

katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Shiloh takes after her daddy by going au natural??

where are the naked B.Pitt picks????

and isnt it slightly inapropes to be showing naked toddlers in a magazine...

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: "louloulou, I got some apples. louloulou, ya got some too. louloulou, let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and louloulou."

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Seriously, all the items mentioned here make me want to stab those people. Or maybe I'm just hostile today, but I don't think it is me.
Pureed strained soup?
Raw foods?
Eliminating soda (while it is a good idea, she does NOT need to loose weight).
'Scuse me while I go barf. This is just sickening.





Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Listen Angie Voight: You're American. Just like Madonna.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I was naked all the time as a baby, only difference is that my parent's aren't the most famous people in the world.

Sunbunny

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I don't know that holding a teacup-sized puppy exactly qualifies you as ready to be a good mother.

But I'm sure they will make a reality show out of that if it happened.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Is Britney really losing weight 'cause she's working out, or is it being taken off all the heavy-duty anti-psychotics her manager was feeding her? Some of those meds cause killer weight gain.

at least, that's what i've heard.

bunni hop

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Brad Pitt: Always doing his part to stop global warming. Ok, I'm really just jealous.
@ineffable.me: Me TOO.


BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @BlondeGrlz: She has the best of both worlds!

But for real, those are the only lyrics I know from that song.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> @ForeverBlueGirl: Exactly, I need efficiency when I want to fill my head with crap. Just cram it all in there so I can giggle and marinade for a bit.

kimsama

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Ah yes, I forgot Nick Cannon dated Christina Milian. Now I remember the time she went on a NY radio station and totally blew up his spot. She said she caught him cheating by breaking into his Sidekick account. She totally called him out on his crap. It was great.

I'm very suspicious about all the detailed info about Ange's pregnancy in Star. If the info is true, then Ange must have leaked it out herself. Otherwise, she should know who Star's source is and kick their ass for having a big mouth. I mean, it's not as if 50 people know her doc gave her a protein shake.

WifeMotherCrip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> i really like that shiloh is naked except for her shoes. babies are funny like that.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Britney- halter dresses that secure with string in the middle of the neckline are uncomfortable and unflattering. Stop wearing them!

If you're married in the Bahamas, does it count? Didn't Anna Nicole Smith and Eddie Murphy both recently have non-binding marriage ceremonies in the Bahamas? Same deal with M.Car-Can? They might specialise in worldwide quasi-weddings.

Someone get sunscreen on Shiloh stat- That little gal is going to fry! Sweet, sweet cherub that she it.

SkipToMyLou

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> When I read Shiloh goes buff, I thought you meant Shea Leboeuf (how the hell do you write that dudes' last name?) goes buff.

Needless to say, I am disappointed.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> "Paris: I WANT A BABY NOW"

Anyone having flashbacks to Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset? Baby strangling itself with its own umbilical cord, much?

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> I do not want to see picture of Shiloh naked. Star, WTF?

crazybitch

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Uhhhhhh.

I'm so glad I no longer have to go "borrow" these mags at Barnes and Noble over an iced chai.

This is like Cliff's Notes of Celeb Gossip! It's awesome! And amazingly time efficient.

Thx Jezeditors.

Now I can spend much, much less time getting dumber. This is a win-win.

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Miley Cyrus has a "double life" is not news! Haven't you ever seen Hannah Montana?
Uh, no, I haven't either. Shit.


BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: The Spears Sisters Reunite & Someone Sells The Pix]]> Pureed chicken vegetable soup? Nasty.

TruculentandUnreliable

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