<![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Late. Pfft. Get Sliquid Splash to wash your bits with. No nasty ingredients, no scent, and pH-balanced. Amazon has it, among other places. Made by some condom company or other, but it's good stuff. Just don't put soap down there.

shanaynay

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @pixie-stix: yes, it's real sad what happened to women's magazines in the rush to make products marketing the main drag. you can really see this if you can find old glamour, vogue and bazaar issues from the 60s and even the 70s, different world of literate, witty and bright features...you can just read them and weep for all that's been lost.

krismry

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I wash my vulvar area daily, and use Dial soap. Anything else gives me a yeast infection. My daughter can only use those women's body washes, like Summers Eve wash.bEverybody's pH is different, apparently.

Sarasvati49

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I hate that most of the women's magazines have the SAME DAMN COVER MODELS all of the time!!! Seriously...how much has Jessica or Rihanna or Beyonce changed since the last time they were profiled in a magazine??? Especially if they aren't promoting anything big. And it's people you don't care about too - Ashley Judd again? Ali Larter? Get some more variety, yo!

(And if it's a person of color...it's Beyonce, Queen Latifah, or Eva Longoria. Always. Oh, and Mariah, but I'm not sure she counts anymore).

That said...I do like the spring colors on this cover. But I couldn't care less about Jessica Simpson.

elisa

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I was also told only to ever use water on my vulvar region (ha ha, sorry to sound so technical, but "vadge" isn't going to cut it if you want specifics- I mean, inside, outside, and all around.)

This is because the vagina has its own special balance and soap can throw it off. Notably, soap changes the pH of the vaginal area and that can lead to bacterial infections or yeast infections.

That's what the nice nurse practitioner told me, and it stopped the itch that I had had for over six months. That's it. No Soap.

rachele

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @brendastarlet:
i was told to only use water down there, ever, inside and out. since i have been doing this i have been absolutely healthy and dare i say never badly scented. apparently the 'ecosystem' down there takes care of itself.
i was indeed told this and had it confirmed by several gynos...

effingminnow

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @suprblondnunchuckpro:
The only reason I can't stand this girl is b/c I hate it -HATE IT- when girls play the "dumb is cute" role. I find just incredibly insulting and it annoys me to no end that men and women find nothing wrong w/ it. And what kills me even more is she tries to play it off like "oh I'm not dumb. I just play dumb cause I'm being paid millions of dollars to act that way." as if putting a $ amount on your integrity is somehow ok. So not cool. . .

librariesare4lovers

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @funnyface:
works for me, as stated already. you can't pamper your pieslice. It's the groundwork for much strenuous activity, childbirth being the endall...it needs to breath unmasked and unbearded.


lizzybennet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Maybe they could Photoshop some brains and maybe a little talent onto Jessica & Ashlee there might actually be some reason for anyone to notice them. Until then I'm afraid the cleavage is gonna have to suffice.

Whiteboyfunfark

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: i heard on the radio this morning that her people allegedly called maxin when they found out she ranked out way lower than ashlee on their hot list and tried to get them to change it.

as a skins fan though, i love me sone yoko romo.

virginiabelle

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Ahh, the issue of Glamour that finally motivated me to go online and cancel my subscription the day it came in the mail. I also wrote a letter telling them I wasn't sure what her career was other than appearing in the pages of US Weekly and based on all the damn magazines she's on, mag editors must know something we don't.

I was leaning toward at least not renewing later this year. But that did. I'm sick of her and her TMI about all her damn relationships. What is she promoting other than her love life?

@mbprice: Ugh I hate that my favorite team's marquee player dates....that. I hate the Simps having any association at all with my sports teams. That girl and her family are the biggest bunch of publicity whores.

And yes, I was late taking my meds today. Why do you ask?

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> her face looks so weird in that picture.

miss_roxxan

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @MissCricket: That's so sweet! My momma held my hand for my biopsy- I didn't have a bf at the time.
Good luck!!


Alipaps

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @MissCricket: Good luck! Hopefully it was just a colposcopy and not an ouchy leep!

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> someone tell my why they hate on Jessica. I just can't seem to hate her. Maybe its cause I'm from TX, or because I just think she is so darn adorable. I'm also Cowboys fan and I'm glad to see her and Romo together- regardless of the awful ending to their season last year.

suprblondnunchuckpro

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is anti-legwarmers and proud of it: It was super boring! The only upshot was when they put a caption of her saying something like, "When you're dating an intellectual, you feel like you have to act smart" next to a photo of Jessica and John Mayer. I'm not sure why they even put her on the cover, since it kinda seems like they have utter disdain for her.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Tyra would remind Jessica that she's posing for a female magazine, and for female magazines, the legs point inward, not outward...outward is for the mens only.

jemandtheholograms

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @ItchykooParker: @BrutallyHonestBabes:
Thanks, ladies... my gyn told me not to worry, but of course I'm a nervous wreck anyway. *fingers crossed*

hee... my 'beauty" :) my bf calls it my "flower"... he's so sweet - he held my hand through the whole thing.

MissCricket

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @lizzybennet: Both of those sound like bad ideas. Chafing, not to mention the...um...moistness issues I'd have without undergarments, and with no pubes for at least some natural protection? No way man. My delicate ladyflower needs TLC and a shield from the scary outside world.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Out of all the pictures they snapped for the shoot, they took this one? Sometimes my face comes out like that in pics and I delete them because it looks fucking psychotic.

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Jessica Simpson is not glamorous. Ubiquitous, yes.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I always wash down there, and I have never gotten a yeast infection ...

jammiriffic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @ItchykooParker: Any girl who looks up sexy porny pictures online. Come on, don't tell me I was alone in doing this!

@WaltzingMatilda: Oh, we wouldn't want that now would we?

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @lizzybennet: Oh ow!

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @haguenite: Please tell me you are fucking kidding?

Who are these people and why are they allowed to procreate?!

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @lauralk3:
here's my vadge tip for the day. Don't wear underwear. Seriously! I haven't had anything smell funny, itch , grow or hatch down there since I started going commando. And Nairing the shit out of my pubes.


lizzybennet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @funnyface: I see. I am not down with the Country music scene. Actually, I'm not down with news of any music scene, unless it's bands of the 60s, 70s, and 80s going on reunion tours!

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @MissCricket: Oh goodness. I DO wish you good luck. I'm rooting for you, Cricket!

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @CMG: think again! Not so fast... no doubt this isn't just your gather it up and slap an elastic around it ponytail. No ho ho. this is no doubt, a teased, back combed, teased, gelled back, fake ponytail coated in products that cost no less than 50 bucks a tube.

lizzybennet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @murielmercurial: im gonna need more explanation with the soap on vadge thing.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Snowbunny: Oops, sorry, that thought also leapt into my mind and I hastily replied and copied you. Which leads me to the conclusion:

You're brilliant! ;-j

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @haguenite: What 14-year-old girl is looking at airbrushed pussies? WTF?

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Brigit: Well yeah, exactly. A guy who wants to be with a married woman is basically tattooing "I hate commitment and just want sneaky sex" and even Samantha Who got sick of that.

Sunbunny

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @MissCricket:

Luck is wished! I hope your beauty is OK!

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Those are definitely Ds. I hope. Because they look much like mine and I in no way want to have DDs until after I've popped a few kids out.

MissCricket

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @murielmercurial: @haguenite: @funnyface:
Uh oh - you are going to make Terrance Howard very, very unhappy. Pipe down, ladies!


WaltzingMatilda

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @effingminnow: Never heard this before. I am mystified. Do you mean internally, rather than the surrounding region?

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @GTCosita: I think she has a CD of country music coming out.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Jerseylicious:

Thereby creating the douchecock, or the roachbag.

Or worse....the cockbag....

PaintedTrollop

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Snowbunny: @ineffable.me: @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: My sis can rock when she wants to. It's also awesome that she did this and then thought "Hey, perhaps I should check the Dutch OBGYN Society's official stance on this". She got it right, thankfully. If she hadn't, I'd say the official stance was wrong.
It's also awesome that she convinced the mom not to shop around for a (private) doc until they've had at least 6 therapy sessions.

@murielmercurial: hearhear! Now, if they'd just tell women to stop douching as well. If you just use old-fashioned water you really don't need a douche.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @AthertonMerriweather: Never use a soap stronger than Dove. That's what Nurse Practitioner Mama to FF says.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Ugh. I was just in the stirrups this morning for a biopsy. Wish me luck, girls.

MissCricket

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @effingminnow: @murielmercurial:
what? huh? I know not to douche, but wash? evah?
or are we saying rinse with water?



Muffyn

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @brookidy: That's true, she has nothing to promote, does she? It seems that divorcing Nick didn't give her the carreer boost Papa Joe thought it would.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I'm suddenly having the strangest craving for a double-scoop vanilla-mint chip Baskin Robbin's cone with jimmies....

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> all the things magazines tell me about my vadge seem like pretty common knowledge.

do women who worship these things not know about letting it breathe?

lauralk3

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @murielmercurial: What about after sex with a condom? I have to soap up after or I just don't feel right.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Also, whoever chose this cover HATES her. I think she's a lovely looking girl, and that fake smile is not doing her any favors.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I actually really like this cover, she looks pretty.

But I also really like the color combination of yellow and green, so I'd hedge a bet that's why I overlook any flaws.

p.s. at least they're telling people to stop soaping their vadges, that one of the worst things you can do.

murielmercurial

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> it's true: don't wash down there. Ever!
unless you want chronic yeast infections.

effingminnow

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @ineffable.me: I heart the Porn Package! The gift basket comes with an excellent "Cum Dumpster" baby tee.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Is this the new it magazine pose to replace Cosmo's hand on hip skirt hiked up look? If so, I can run with it.

MedalofPetals

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @haguenite: Well, your sister was right in saying no and referring them on to a therapist...good lord.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Heh, that's right Jessica, continue to distract the Romo with poon and nightclubbin' and inopportune vacations - I hear Cabo is beautiful around minicamp time. I love it when a plan comes togther, mwhahahaha!

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @GTCosita: Poor JSimp really doesn't have anything else to talk about. Her Dad, on the other hand, would like to share the gospel of her DDs.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Snowbunny: Seriously. At the same time, how many fucking douchebags try getting into your pants despite and/or because of you being married?

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> 106 beauty products...a rather arbitrary number, but they're pulling all this out of their ass, so what the heck.

Glamour used to be an fun read a couple decades ago.

pixie-stix

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @haguenite: LABIAPLASTY ON A 14 YR OLD.
wow. awesome. really. too bad your sister doesnt do boob jobs. they couldve gone in for the porn package.
fucken ridiculous.
your sister sounds rad.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @haguenite: WTF, gross. And where was this 14 year old girl looking at airbrushed vaginas, Playboy?

When I look at Playboy the last thing I hate on my body is my labia.

Sunbunny

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @jezebelacious: im surprised they fit into the fendi. usually designer duds dont work well with plentiful boobs.

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @mbprice: I was so startled by it that I hit replay on my Tivo to make sure I heard it correctly. Of course, the analogy is flawed: Yoko Ono actually had a career before she met John Lennon.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> When will celebrities learn to stop talking about their "love" lives in interviews? We all know it's not going to last.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Speaking of what's normal "down there" (ugh, hate that euphemism)... My sister (OBGYN) had a 14-year old patient who was in tears last week because she thinks her labia are so abnormally large that she can't ever have sex. Of course there's absolutely nothing wrong with them, she's just been looking at too many airbrushed vaginas. My sister refused to a do a labiaplasty. Then the mother appealed to her, telling her she didn't care if her daughter's vagina was normal or not, it was depressing her little girl and therefore a flametorch should be taken to her pussy. My sister still said no and referred them to a therapist to help both girl and mommy work through these body issues. Ugh.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I HATE glamour! After the canceled JANE its such a slap in the face every month when they send me Glamour in its place. GRRRR!!!!

hammerimissu

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @Xavoc: Echoing what I've been told: Feed 'em and Fuck 'em.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @jenalicious: She is rather squeezing the DDs together a bit, no?
Otherwise, thanks for ze cliffs notes, barely a step up from Cosmo, this one.

jezebelacious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @PinkSoxHat: I was sorta loving the color combo in general. And the weird awkward sit J.Simp is doing. Because at least it isn't the Cosmo hike-up-the-skirt pose.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> What horrible relationship advice.

Commit adultery! It's a major turn-on for all involved! Except anybody involved.

Sunbunny

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Read this one yesterday. The cheap beauty deals would've been interesting if "Recession Possessions" hadn't run here on the same day- Jezzies, you give much better cheap beauty tips than Glamour eds!

An entirely dull rag from cover to cover though. I'm pretty sure I skimmed 75% of it.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @brendastarlet: Oh that's funny. Frankly, I'm impressed by that degree of cultural and historical awareness by Dallas fans*.

*I come from a family of them, I can say that.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Douchebags are like cockroaches. They will survive the apocalypse. The upside is, after the world ends and they're the only survivors, they'll be forced to mate with the cockroaches.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Unfortunately, said vadges unfortunately are an integral part of creating said douchebags. You just don't know that they're douchebags until many years later.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: And if it does have Ashlee, then my head will explode trying to reason why she'd qualify as "glamorous."

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @jenalicious: yeah, but there's still some arm weirdness... and apparently she has a transparent thigh.

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Does the "50 Most Glamorous" list have Ashlee on it? If it does, I'm pretty sure Jessica's head will finally explode.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @brendastarlet: yes! i can only hope that she will drag tony and all the cowboys down!! woohoo!

for once i'm ahead of the curve - my hair is in a ponytail all the effin' time. i am glamourous!

CMG

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> I like the color of the background. Thats the only positive thing I can say about that cover, so I'll just keep my mouth shut about everything else.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> 9 things? Show up naked, bring beer, have pizza on speed dial. Next!

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> it kindof makes me happy that they didnt photoshop it so her stomach was totally flat. there's shape in there.

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> @brendastarlet: You know, if our vadges are so fuckin' powerful, you think we would have used them to vanquish all the douchebags by now. AND YET THEY REMAIN.

JessicaLovejoy: Wanton Trollop

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Glamour's</i> '50 Most Glamorous' Does Not Include Cover Model Jessica Simpson]]> Did you know that in Dallas, they're calling her "Yoko Romo"? I learned that on Morning Joe this morning.

brendastarlet

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