<![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @BreeDMN:

I try to get stuff that smooths me over, but doesn't squeeze me like Spanx. I don't wanna jiggle but I also don't wanna look like Captain Kirk on Star Trek either.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Kahn just puts his name on every paper that comes out of his lab, which makes me question his actual contribution to any individual article with his name on it.

We should have a post of love for his assistant, Julie -- every correspondence sent to the guy results in a forward/reply with the cryptic "Julie can you handle this"

Poor thing doesn't even get punctuation!

youfatduck

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Holy crap, Kim's got an arse to die for! I'm a pear myself, so it's nice to see this shape being celebrated (ignoring Paris Hilton's nasty little rant from a while back.) I'd normally just cut down a normal pair of tights if I was gonna wear a tight dress. In fact, I have to do that under any dress, as a not-so-pleasant side-effect of the pear shape is inner thigh chafing....

Anointynointy

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Ugh, as if being apple-shaped weren't bad enough! I WISH I stored fat in my ass and not my tummy (much cuter than "gut").

ChokingOnWhys

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I recently tried Spanx, the kind that come up under your boobs and have the convenient crotch opening - torture! Couldn't wear them, and I'm not that big - 12 trying get back into a 10. I think Oprah lives in them. But I laugh at the euphemism used today, "bodyshapers" - they're just modern girdles.

BreeDMN

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @C_Spot: pears are smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. t and a makes an hourglass figure.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Since when is a "pear shaped" girl NOT attractive? Maybe it's because I grew up in the Black community (although I doubt it), but I thought that the focus was always T&A, not just the T. So if you're the so-called "pear shape" doesn't that mean you've got both?

Also, this is a death knoll for me. With my chubby belly and flatty, I'm on my way to diabetes.

C_Spot

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> soooo, i bought the victoria's secret equivalent spanx just a few weeks ago, and put it on before i was about to go on a date, realized that it made me look WAY slimmer, but that i was being a damned fool if i was thinking i was going to an italian restaurant in that thing. so, took it off, decided i looked just fine, thank you very much, and promptly got over my desire to wear it ever again.

warbean

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> fuck sugar, I'm gonna have me a 2nd helping of Kim's gorgeous double-wide caboose!

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> well, in that case, I'm off to eat more sugar.

bansaiiiiii

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Jan74: Bring me back one, along with some cheesecake and whipped cream.

murielmercurial

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @fulanita: I realize that, didn't word it well.

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Catty Is Cumbersome: I don't think this is about encouraging excess fat. People, even the skinnies, just end up having fat in certain places. The point was that ebing pear-shaped (as opposed to apple) helps with the diabets.

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> It's a no-win situation folks:

(from [www.cbsnews.com])
Pear-shaped women have heavier thighs/hips/butts putting weight on and compressing veins , leading to varicose veins - research has shown this to be true. Pear-shaped women also have less androgen (male hormone effect that strengthens bones in apples), and at menopause, their pear-fat makes much weaker estrogen, which is not strong enough to keep calcium in the bones. At menopause when women lose estrogen they lose bone. An apple fat continues to produce estrogen, keeping the bones stronger during menopause. A pear can turn into an apple over time because of weight gain, but there is hope: You can lose that weight and return to your pear shape. (Hourglass figures fall into this category).

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @broad: Assuming you are in a healthy BMI range, without excess fat accumulation on your stomach, you are just fine!

I am confused though b.c. studies show all excess fat (even below the belt) is a bad thing. I'd prefer not to have a surplus anywhere on my body (though I do!).

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My fat is located on my hips and ass but then where am I going to find fat to inject into my lips? I want bigger lips and no diabetes!

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> It aint just a name!
Although I went from being a pariah in the 90's to stopping cars in in the '00s with my junk.

I never gain weight in my stomach...just the butt.

FatBottomedGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> But what about big, FLAT butts? Does he say anything about those?

broad

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Elspeth: Ok fine but I said it was for fatties! As I told SarahMC in private because I am clearly ashamed, I used to work part-time at Lane Bryant and they have their own brand of undergarments that are durable and affordable. They're a lot better than Spanx, in my opinion. And until I'm smaller than a 16 and am able to shop at little lady stores, I'll maintain my loyalty.

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SinisterRouge:

"Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? . . .only if she's 5'3".

Dear Cosmo -
Dr. Kahn is my new hero!

MsScarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> man, as a bootyful chick, I must say that Kim has some serious junk in the trunk!

burgervixen

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero: I have what my mother charitably refers to as A Garment. It was freakishly expensive, it's uncomfortable, it makes my boobs look weird, it snaps in the crotch so it's a pain in the ass to pee in it, but the damn thing makes me look 15 pounds thinner whenever I wear it.

[www.maidenform.com]

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Augusta: Well, then, we're going to have to think of some big belly benefits that we enjoy...
I, for one, like resting my cocktail on my gut. Also, its good for holding up reading materials in the bathtub.

bananastand

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @boring diatribes: Then share it, baby sis!

Elspeth

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @BrutallyHonestBabes: The SP piece was a spoof of Samwell.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Oh, you gals had to bring up the booty, didn't you!??? Sigh, I've had a round bubble butt my whole life, and sometimes it's in style, and sometimes it's out of style. Guess what? Ass still remains.

I've given up trying to figure out what's right or wrong. All I know is the guys go crazy for it, the jiggle drives them insane.

Good to know it's healthy, I've always figured I could live off the stores in my booty for quite sometime.

brassinpocket

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: I actually use the kind Hanes sells at drug stores. They're only like $6 and they're pretty comfortable. I use them in winter as an extra layer under my work pants since women's pants are made by people who seem to think all women work in the tropics and have no need of warmth.

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Cam/ron:

I thought that was Butters

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BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @ilikenoise: Are you sure?

But are you HIV positive?

msb2: blue balls machine

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1:

Look at your behind in the mirror before you leave the house and make your own judgement call. Whatever makes you happy!

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My chubby, eggplant-shaped ass thanks you so much for posting this. You just made my day!

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @badmutha: You are not alone, my sistah.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith, dude.: @bananastand: Waah, me too, all my fat is in my tummy, all sitting there on top of my stomach muscles, jiggling around. It revolts me. I'd love to have a nice big butt.

I remember reading stress causes you to gain weight in your stomach. So every time I get upset about it I silently blame my job and co-workers.

Augusta

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @ilikenoise: Yeah, that could've been taken as kind of undermining unless she and cuz are close.

I'd probably react like, "how'd you happen to notice that?"

Hahahaha!

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero:

I know, right? Our feminist sisters would have keeled over.

My mom says that to me all the time. "All this fighting and bra-burning, and here you are, jamming your foot into 4 inch heels so that you can stumble to work."

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: you and I have the same cousin. She loves to ask me "when I am due" everytime I wear a dress. I'm sure you look hotness!!!!

ldq32

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero:

We are discussing "our lycra", in the words of Dolly Parton. A girdle is way more vicious than this.

When I was a teen my mom made me wear these girdle-y panties that were as high as mom jeans and were made of what looked like 7,000 pieces of super reinforced lycra in the front to squish all my internal organs in. Imagine how comfortable, in the desert heat, to wear that shit at all times under your clothes. So I don't do constricting stuff cause I have post-traumatic stress disorder. I only wear stuff that is as "tight" as... tights are.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1:

I wear the same type of dresses with a thong. And my butt got more jig than jello. Screw em! Your cuz is not right.

TheOtherJen

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero:Safety pin them to your bra.
I have so much gut that my gut has cellulite, people! The backs of my legs are smooth, but I have dimples over my belly button!

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero: in the pre-Spanx days, I'd worn a couple of girdles. Mainly because of my mom's convincing/odd power of persuasion.

scarletvirtue

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @fulanita: I saw Spanx like that in the Bliss Spa catalogue - not only do they sell bath products, they also sell overpriced clothes, and the Spanx to get into them!

scarletvirtue

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My mom wore a girdle way into the 70's. I remember being horrified at them. Yet here we are, discussing girdles.

arodriguez.romero speaks java

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero:

They have some that clip to your bra. Some that have silicon at the top (like the modern thigh-high tights), and some that have straps but a hole at the boobies so you can wear your own favorite bra under there, but I never got the straps ones cause that is another strap to worry about, so no thanks.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @boring diatribes: Please share!

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero: the one I have actually comes with straps to attach your bra to it (and a convenient hole for peeing should you choose this option).

I am so glad to be using my knowledge of Spanx for good.

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: Yes, they make ones that go all the way up to under the boobs

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Jan74:

Okay that answers my question. Thanks!

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @thegreenman: the top of those things always roll down for me.
I suppose they make them with a built-in bra? What a drag.

arodriguez.romero speaks java

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Wait so these "other" spanx...do they go all the way up past your rib cage?
I am trying to avoid the whole line across my belly thing.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @fulanita:

What I love are those high waisted panties so you don't get a panty line around the hip area when wearing a dress. I just get them at the old lady section of the underwear store.

And I have the shorts type ones too, and the high waisted shorts. I don't like the real Spanx material ones cause I always make them run with my nails when I put them on.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Perhaps I'm saying too much, but you can find me on myspace as LA face, Oakland booty... on the real.

buzzgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> You know, I've never paid any attention to Kim Kardashian. I know she's known for the big ass, but all along I've been thinking, whatever, it can't be as big as mine. But then I saw this photo, and her ass is as big as mine!

Now I love her.

kansasgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @mepo: Isn't that always the case? Damn those catches - takes all the fun away!

@fulanita: Yes indeed!

scarletvirtue

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SarahMC: Glad to know I'm not the only one. But sometimes I consciously do it as if I have a little girl belly. The difference, of course, is that it's fashionable when you're three and not 23.

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: I think they also make Spanx that come all the way up to the boobs. I imagine that would be more comfortable. Either way, the tightness of Spanx always makes my stomach hurt.

thegreenman

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @redheadedstepchild:

Yeah I have the greatest dad in the world. It explains why I am never satisfied with any of the guys I date.

@bananastand:

He called me from the store and after getting thoroughly confused just handed the phone to the saleslady. He just kept saying "what kind of product is spanx? spanx? Is it a garter?"

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My butt is so big that it will fight all diabetes within a seven-foot radius.

TwoScoops

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Ah, love.

+ Watch video

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @arodriguez.romero: que vola'?

The best Spanx are the slightly more expensive ones (of course) that are made out of a really smooth spandexy material, not the control-top-pantyhose feeling type. I think they're called Slim Cognito? Anyway, not as tight, keeps it all smooth, practically seamless and because of the fabric difference, won't make your dress cling like regular Spanx.

Two things that changed my life: Spanx and that Sir Mix-A-Lot song.

@scarletvirtue (ΣΣΣ): could it be? another TriS in the hizzy?

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: WOW. And I thought asking my dad to buy me maxi pads in middle school was bad, you've asked him to get you undergarments! I salute you. Did he manage to get you the right thing? I think if I called my dad and asked him to get me a pair of Spanx, he would return with, like, a chicken sandwich. Or a beach ball.

bananastand

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> A Spinal Tap classic:

"Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean"

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: Psst I know of a better kind but they're for chubby girls (read: my people). Spanx, to me, are way overpriced. They really aren't meant to go the distance. It's a shame, what with the cute name and all.

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @lesspopmorefizz:

My ass looks great when I put the "torture device" on. It is a butt bra!

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I believe I shall be investing in some spanx. And while I'm at the store, I'll get some pointy-toed shoes to wear when I kick my cousin in her shins. Thanks, y'all.

formerlydictator4life1

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: Your father is a saint.

redheadedstepchild

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: Rock the thong and the jiggly butt!

redheadedstepchild

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @bananastand:

Actually, I will have to say it was hilarious. It was one of those things where we were all doing the morning hairdos and we started in on how much tighter the dresses were on us now that months had passed. It turned into me calling my father and asking him to go to the nearest lingerie store and buy 8 pairs of power panty Spanx in size A and B and to please rush them over to the salon.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @bananastand: Y'know, I detest my huge fatty gut, but sometimes I do zone out and stroke/rub it like I'm pregnant. Sometimes it's a comfort to me, hehe.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @bananastand:

That's hilarious! I like it-you know you could take that charade a long way if need be.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SedateMe: If someone ever "politely asked" me to wear Spanx, I would "politely bludgeon them with an umbrella." If I have to shell out big bucks for a hideous bridesmaid dress, you have to look at my fat. LOOK AT IT, I COMMAND YOU!

bananastand

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Turn around, stick it out
even white boys got to shout!
Baby got back

SpicyTamale

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @LaComtesse: LOL. "It's just like taking a vitamin."

I'm going to use that one.

thebeerbitch

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: My fat ass + too many brownies [tummy excess] is less than or equal to the benefits of this study? Is that...right?

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Word. I have actually had people give up their seat for me on the subway because they think I'm pregnant. I always accept, of course, and continue the charade by stroking my gut lovingly.

bananastand

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> *sucking down a milkshake. Reaches bottom, complete with slurpy sound, grabs another* No, seriously honey, I need it. It's protecting me from diabetes. It's just like taking a vitamin.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @scarletvirtue (ΣΣΣ): There's always a catch.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> That pic hits me right in my insecurties.

(slinks off to order a certain item from page 32 of the Undergear catalog...)

bunni hop

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Jan74: if those are spanx, sign me up, because that woman is sporting a really convincingly gorgeous ass.

lesspopmorefizz

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @fulanita: asere

arodriguez.romero speaks java

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on!

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> You know, so far as the little I know of her, Kim Kardashian is irrelevant and lame. But for once, I buy into the "can we PLEASE make this the crazy ideal of beauty, because at least she eats sandwiches?" line about curvy women.

Meanmllemustard

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SinisterRouge: BABY GOT BACK!

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Macloserboy: Hee! I LOVE THIS FUCKING SONG SO MUCH. It was exactly what I needed at 13. And I still hold. I love my big fat ass.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: spanx, or any other type of support undergarment is the best friend of anyone who wants to smooth out the derriere. plus, i think kim kardashian is always rocking the spanx.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My belly fats are sad right now.

They never get any love. Except from beer. Beer will never leave them fats.

thebeerbitch

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Wait, does everyone here like Spanx?

The last time I wore them (under a bridesmaid dress...I was politely asked), they kept riding up and actually gave me a weird line across my stomach...I think I got the power panties. Is there a better kind? I want them to work!!!

Anyhow, I got the last laugh, as I pulled them off at the wedding while holding a glass of wine and singing Sweet Home Alabama. I just couldn't take the pain anymore.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> *dials 1-900-Mix-A-Lot and kicks dem nasty thoughts*

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @mepo: I wish it were that easy! The ketogenic diet used to control epilepsy is very strict - no sugar; limited fluids, proteins and carbohydrates: Ketogenic Diet

@businesspearl: Same here - the Hi Helens (and enquiring minds) want to know!

scarletvirtue

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SinisterRouge: Damn. Now I owe you a coke...

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @MissKittyFantastico: You've outed your inner Wilford Brimley/Bret Michaels there and I LOVE it! Thanks!

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> In the immortal words of Samwell: "What, What (In the Butt)."

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @Kittenish:

And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that

So shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt!

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ: "Nobody knows what it means, but it's PROVOCATIVE!"

@Skinny Bone Jones: I'm'a makemakemake make diabetes scream, make it scream!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: Only at Muffy Van Patton's afternoon tea social by the lake is "jiggly butt" butt bad. Only those with BWC (back with a crack) need got to that. Everywhere else, you can do side-bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @bananastand: I've never understood how people like Renee Zellwegger, et al can gain weight for a film and have it be an all over situation. If I gain weight, it is in my gut. PERIOD.

JessicaLovejoy is voting for Kodos

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> at last. rise up, pear-shaped sisters. apparently, our time has finally come.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @boring diatribes: Math is HARD!

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ:
So ladies YEAH, Ladies YEAH
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes YEAH
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @BAngieB: "Oh.My.God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so beneficial to blood sugar and insulin levels."

@dictator4life1: Kim's gotta be wearing spanx, but you should do whatever you want. Tell your cousin she/he's just jealous cuz you're protected against diabetes and he/she isn't.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: Is your cousin male or female? I actually don't care; I'm just curious. The correct response, either way, is to kick your cousin in the shins and walk away, proudly jiggling your fabulous, not-made-of-plastic ass. That's some bullshit right there.

Memo to world: neither you nor diabetes can handle my badonkadonkdonk.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @businesspearl: Causes AIDS.

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> give me a sister, can't resist her. red beans and rice didn't miss her.

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: Tell your cousin to quit staring at your ass and worry about her own. Or the welfare of her country. Or the plight of the Burmese.

And KK admits to sportin the Spanx alot, so chances are she prob has it on above.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: Tell your cousin to stop staring at your arse.

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @biscuitdoughjones: Now, if only we knew what to do with all that breast, all that breast inside our shirt.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I have a gut. Like a dude. I'm going to die.

bananastand

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1:

She is rocking the Spanx, I believe. And yeah, I tend to wear thongs when I'm wearing something that would show a panty line, but it is made of a thick fabric, like jeans.

If you don't want the "ZOMG I can't breathe!" feeling of Spanx, the jiggle from the thong, or boy shorts, then I suggest you just cut up a pair of regular hose.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: herve leger dresses might as well be spanx

icurbritney

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @SinisterRouge: his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns huh.

SpicyTamale

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @dictator4life1: go with the Spanx.

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @biscuitdoughjones: get you drunk off my lady lumps!

SpicyTamale

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @businesspearl:

When you find out let me know. No matter what I do that little flap of fat is always there waving in my face. If a similar article comes out about arm flab, it will be the only way I can tolerate it.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> So you gots to be little in the middle and have much back?
I can get down with that.

Jessi Ramsey

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> If you have both, do they cancel eachother out...? Is this a fat math equation?

boring diatribes

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> You can do side-bends or sit ups!

But please don't lose that butt!

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My fat butt is good for my health? BRB out to buy a candy bar.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> @funnyface:

So I guess my boyfriend has been right all along about my fat ass being a good thing.

I just always equate that thing back there with me being unable to fit into any jeans with fancy pockets.

SedateMe

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Well, this really sucks for me, since I always build fat in my belly. If only there were a way to direct it to my ass instead. Then, I'd be golden.

MrsJ

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I'm assuming, of course, that medical-grade silicone doesn't provide quite the same protections.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I have an important butt-fat-related question. I wore a jersey dress this weekend with a thong, and my cousin told me my butt wasn't rock hard, and I therefore needed to wear panties with a butt. But boy shorts ride up, and other panties give me a VPL. Is a jiggly butt all that bad? And does anyone know whether Kim Kardashian is wearing a thong, spanx, or none of the above?

formerlydictator4life1

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> and what do they say about upper arm flab?

businesspearl

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> My arse is fighting heart disease as we speak.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> "Oh.My.God. Becky, look at that her butt. It is so big."

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I love the title of this post.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I dont think Kim wrote this letter at all! Visceral?, subcutaneous? HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL?
I call shenanigans!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Seems like the natural corollary to the idea that people who carry a lot of weight in their tummies are more prone to metabolic syndrome. So, tummy fat=bad, butt fat=good?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> god bless my cuban ass

fulanita

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Ahahah to Love,
Kim Kardashian.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Ohh and they recently discovered that a high fat diet can help epilepsy. Go fat! We apologise for all the insults and denying your disease busting properties, all is forgiven.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Well, at least now the Black Eyed Peas know what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> The junk in my trunk: fightin' the diabeetus since 1985.

MissKittyFantastico

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> I thought I needed my fat to keep me warm?

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> Oprah's going to be happy to hear this. Now she can finally stop with all the yo-yo dieting.

kookla

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> The protection my subcutaneous fat provides is neutralized by the danger posed by my visceral fat.
I'm shaped like an "S."

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Harvard Doc Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie]]> the title of this post is making me lol.

lermanzo

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