<![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> That's supposed to be the woman who was in Iron Man? I had to read the comments and check IMDB to make the connection. And I still cant find any resemblance.

@optical_allusion: "..photoshopped right into the Uncanny Valley."
That description should become part of universal Internet terminology.

Bloodboiler

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> These photoshop "artists" could probably try a little harder to make the head size proportionate to the body. The models end up looking like marionette puppets instead of people... but I guess it's a moot point when the work is so obvious in other aspects of the image.

commie_pinko

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> When I first saw that cover I thought,
"cool someone at Vogue decided to finally go a head and make Gywenth a cyberwoman"

tallcat601

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Let's hope that in the future, we can all claim to have cheekbones as razor sharp as those of the decapitated robot head. Daft Punk is sadly, now just Daft.

Lipstickiller

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> It's the government I tell you, they're putting crap in our water. Why in hell else would Gwyneth look like that!!?

tessworld

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> She doesn't look glamorous or beautiful or even cute in this photo. She looks skeery!

schmaudrey

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> She reminds me a little of Keri Russel. See:

[www.imdb.com]

Although Keri definitely has clavicles.

BeauZeau

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Thanks to Photoshop she looks slightly like Taun We from Star Wars....

[www.starwars.com]

bonniegrrl

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @lurkystars: That is it exactly. Her face just does not fit the rest of the image. Good one.

nwporn

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: She sort of looks like Juliette (sp?) from LOST in that picture.

goldenmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @daftpunkisplayingatMYhouse: Oops, so did I. I thought the ponytail was her way of simplifying all of those ruffles.

@optical_allusion: Tip of the keyboard.

nwporn

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Her eye color is freaking me out...it matches the backgorund so well it's like there are two empty holes in her head...

waytogeaux

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @optical_allusion: Okay. We have a winner.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @DorothyZbornak: Don't forget named after a fruit, obviously inspiring Gwyn and Chris to do the same with their beautiful child.

I didn't hate the Gwyn interview. It almost made her human. Whereas the cover makes her look like a robot mermaid. What's with the robot head? Tell me, when will SJP pose for Vogue with a dildo to promote Sex and the City?

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: @Khrushchev:
Therefore, since bulimia is the soul of Vogue,
And fat-assed are the limbs and nasolabial folds,
I will be Photoshopped.




optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Khrushchev: It's okay. You can play, too. It's always fun to run things into the ground, isn't it? I'm glad you started it!

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @DorothyZbornak: maybe used to be, but now just, sorry to say, plumb psycho.

krismry

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @langtry: @NOLAgirl: Thanks. I found it. I like that they kept the Clark Kent vibe. Here for everyone: [televisionista.blogspot.com]

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: I think she does look like Gwynnie, but her face is just about a hair too far to her right that it would normally appear in real life. Like she stuck her head through a hole like at amusement parks.

lurkystars

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: Oh damn it, how did i forget that you already used this one? I am tired.

This is your game. I am so proud to have started it.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Mama Penguino: Yeah. She was totally separate but somewhat equal.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @optical_allusion: Frailty, thy can be photoshopped!

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: Ashley Olson, perhaps?

murielmercurial

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @optical_allusion:
There is nothing either good or bad,
but airbrushing makes it so.



Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico:
I just figured out who she was reminding me of: Juliette from Lost. Aha!

Kazzah

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: I was planning to stop, but they just keep coming!

Something is photoshopped in the house of Wintour.

My hour is almost come
When I with clone stamps and gaussian blurs
Must render myself.



optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> This is beyond creepy and inhuman looking, the normal picture probably looked 100x better then this nightmare. It looks like they cut out her face and slapped it on a model's body and tried to hide it by adding some more hair.

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> it's like, in her dress says "yes" that she has breasts, but the exposed flesh is so washed out/clone stamped out that it says "no"

gluecake

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @laurenl842: Agreed, I definitely see a little Mischa Barton in this pic, spliced with a blow-up doll.

TruPhan

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @optical_allusion: Ok, I'm not sure I can top that.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Begorrah: Ach, can't spoil my friend's memoirs (nor earning potential).

Can always recommend reading that Bergdorf Bitch interview that the Telegraph ran when the book came out, but that's nothing to do with the mate I'm referring too. It's just a satisfying read.

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Khrushchev: Ok, fine. The Wintour dost like the photoshop too much, me thinks.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @PICKLES IN MY TUNA: It's actually a photograph of Mr Mackey that's been Photoshopped to look like a famous actress?

bunni hop

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: Barbie?

hotlobster

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: I was thinking Mischa Barton.

laurenl842

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: Nope!

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a photoshopped mess!


optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Varina: im begining to think Anna Wintour is just a front for the evil people behind Vogue that are conducting a strange experiment on consumers to see how far they can actually go with this nonsense and have people still purchase...

for gods sake, she doesnt look human. bad Photoshop, BAD!

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @honeybunchesofoats: meh...Elizabeth Montgomery went there. I guess that makes it cool.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> They should've gotten her Estee Lauder retoucher. She is so pretty in those ads with the puppies.

aimy

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Macloserboy: Really hot if I remember correctly.

NOLA girl

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Khrushchev: Ha! That would be awesome.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @ineffable.me: Wasn't that heart-breaking? And call me cynical, but it didn't ever seem that they actually DID accept her. She claimed to have felt like one of the "us," but even at the end, the old Roger dad made a point that she was not one of his kids. I thought she was in denial.

Mama Penguino

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @MissKittyFantastico: I think she looks like an Olson twin.

violettefay

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @AthertonMerriweather: I met this girl in college who went to Spence and was really personally offended that I wasn't impressed. I just never heard of it and this was before I learned to google everything I didn't recognize.

honeybunchesofoats

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Khrushchev: Quote. Of. The. Day!

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Macloserboy: I saw it, and thought he looked P-shopped. But he looked delicious. "Smallville" has gotten ridiculous, but Tom Welling is my fantasy "All-American" boy.

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Wow. She looks ... just ... wow.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> It's "barbiturates" with an R...

ejcsanfran

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: Never stop!

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: Breasts are vulgar and unVogue. Breasts are 'not Armani'.

[www.telegraph.co.uk]

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @bowleserised: TELL, TELL, TELL. If I can't cash in on catty clique-y girl culture with some good old-fashioned peer pressure, what is it good for?

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> "De-Botoxing Services" ... the phrase for the zeitgeist!

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> "Credit my humble upbringing"

Uh...by her movie star mother and writer, director, producer father? No, it must've been the Spence School education! Silly me!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: @optical_allusion:Get thee to a photoshopper!

magiciannamedgob

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> "I simplify everything"; "When GOOD work goes BAD"; bobblehead troll doll... this cover can't actually be real. It's a joke, right?

SarahMcL

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Oh snap, I thought her hair was in a ponytail...but I guess in the future, in addition to uniclaviclism, we shall also slick our hair back with vaseline and tease the rest. Thanks for letting me into this new trend, A-Wint.

magiciannamedgob

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> At least her breasts are about where they belong. They could be hiked up to her chin.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @optical_allusion: There is nothing either good or bad, but photoshopping makes it so.

I should stop, huh?

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> She looks kinda like a olsen twin, no?

SaraBeara21

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: To be digitally manipulated, or not to be digitally manipulated - That's not even a question.

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> I'm going to have a geek moment here, though it may seem like a gay one. Anyone see the Tom Welling layout in this issue? I curious to how Clark Kent looks in Vogue. And who know? Maybe the photoshopped the hell out of him too.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Admit it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught her wearing.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @tscheese: They don't look weird, they look BEAUTIFUL. You just don't understand the true ideals of beauty like Pascal Dangin does.

Personally, I think she's been photoshopped right into the Uncanny Valley.

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> During the shoot, her right hand was eaten by decorative ruffles, and the bleeding was stanched with a handy aluminum can.

nadarine

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @blackbirdfly: The elephant look is in for spring! Remember Stella yesterday?
Skinamarink kidink kidink dahlin.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Ah, the future -- when we will all have hair made of taupe cotton candy.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Well. She certainly is simple.

SkipToMyLou

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> I've said it before and I'll say it again- I just don't get it. We all know what Gwyneth Paltrow looks like. We've seen her out promoting "Iron Man" (just noticed the helmet next to her!). This thing on the cover of Vogue looks like a Sims version of GP and frankly scares me. The W shoot from a few months ago was weird but at least she looked like herself.

Varina

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @ktjez: It's a magic eye picture! Her head is supposed to float out at you. Then, Iron Man's helmet becomes a yacht.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @DorothyZbornak: And bitch on wheels, don't forget. I would tell a story about her here but alas it's not mine to spill. But trust: bitch on wheels.

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Is her hairline drawn on, or is that an ill-fitting wig . . . or is it both?

PS - LOVE this feature.

angelheadedhipster

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> "represents women less realistically than Vogue" ... my inner comic geek laughed so hard at that. Because it's true, you know. I got my high school body image issues from X-Men, not Allure or Glamour.

the Iron Man movie sure is awesome, though. Fact.

Riff_Randell

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> @Khrushchev: To thine photoshopped self, be true.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> "a sub culture that represents women less realistically than Vogue"

awesome

honeybunchesofoats

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Is she supposed to be gray?

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> I guess that's supposed to be Iron Man's helmet, but it looks to me like Gwyneth Paltrow is about to perform Hamlet in the far-off, gender-fluid days of 2118.

Khrushchev

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> The position of her head in relation to her body is freaking me out.

PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> This moddle-zoid looks EXACTLY like the moddle-zoid that was on the Drew Barrymore cover. Right? Same weird disembodied head, same dead eyes?

It's like the exact same face.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Nice photoshopping...she looks like a bobblehead. I wish I had a 3D version of that cover on my desk. I'd make it bobble all day long.

soulless economist

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Where is Plum Sykes' Pulitzer? Hard-nosed, investigative journalist AND pithy novelist? Oh, the injustice!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> I'm trying to figure out who that looks like, because she seriously reminds me of someone. Only problem is that it's not Gwenyth Paltrow.

MissKittyFantastico

]]> <![CDATA[May <i>Vogue</i> Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle]]> Aww, that poor lady with the adoptive parents was alright!

ineffable.me

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