<![CDATA[Fur Munchers - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @whateverhappened:

Evolutionary psychology explains this behavior. See, her Chick Self just wants to take all the things she sees that she likes. It is biology, yo!

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @mepo:

Ok you have a good runner for Bestie there too! I'm still laughing. Couldn't eat her corn!

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Y'all, while I feel bad for the mix-up, it could've been worse. This woman could've had a run-in with this pretty, pretty girl:

+ Watch video

One to grow on.

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I love me some Lindsay! But this whole jacket thing is wtf? Since this was a rich people party, it's likely that the other jackets in the bin where simularly valuable. So it's not like the girl put her pricey jacket in with some windmakers. I don't blame the girl for being "careless".
If this is true (who knows?) Lindz was in the wrong. Even if Lindz was too messed up and took another's coat by mistake, the whole incident could have been smoothed over if she had owned up to the mistake and had her people tell the venue and search for the coat's rightful owner. Instead, it seems that Lindz used the party as another shopping exhibition. Sad.


sienna2125

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I likey. I takey. Nice logic there. Not like she'd get caught, w/ the paps all up on her 24/7.

whateverhappened

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: just curious, why do you defend her so much? A spade is a spade whether charges were dropped or someone irresponsibly left their coat somewhere. The girl has acted like a total a-hole for the past, like, 3 years straight and every once in awhile she's gonna get called out on it.

Wortavious

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> "I am not the coat keeper. I'm not sure where the coat was," said club spokeswoman Lisette Sand-Freedman.

Ah, but is she the Key Master...of Zool.

izzardgrl

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I am calling complete BS on this story as the source is the NY Post. Also, Masha, nice try......an $11,000 mink coat..BS

Also, having been a Manager of a few high scale restaurants, Can I please have a dollar for every Masha and "Oh my coat was stolen". Complete and utter BS.

BeachLover420

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @AFever: Nope, under my tutelage she would grow up to be a healthy, productive member of society...even if I have to give her some country justice along the way. Such as.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Why were the coats in a bin? Most of these events have coatchecks.

PetiteGal

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Lindsey Lohan stole my grandmother's teeth. Bitch I want $20,000 my granny couldn't eat her corn for a whole week.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Oh BangieB, I feel like this is an unhealthy relationship. She's the Georgina to your Serena. You and your country justice would only be besmirched by her coat-stealing, car-crashing ways.

AFever

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Yeah I don't get all the blame the victim mentality here. Are you guys all thieves?

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I hate coat thieves. They are very bad people.

kristincredible

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BowlingForDollars: Like I wear undershirts...but you may have picked up beer titty by mistake.
@WorkingWino: Indeed.


BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB:

oh BAngieB
lindsay needs someone like you
and a self-help book

OK! My apologies to everyone. No more haikus.



WorkingWino

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I say shenanigans on this incident too. I mean, come on - Linds has no idea what all clothes she has - she's got stylists who dress her all the time.

Hell, I don't know what clothes I have most of the time. In fact, BAngieB, I may have taken your undershirt this morning...want it back?

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: Are you saying she's a pepsi person?

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Find an "heirloom" fur worth $11,000 -- old coats shed like nobody's business; you're lucky if you can find someone willing to turn them into throw pillows and earmuffs. Perhaps this is a new coat (a gift from Grandma?). Either way, this chick is being rather tacky, trying to make a little money off the drunken misadventures of Miss Lohan. After all, the coat was returned, and could probably now be unloaded for twice what Grandma paid on eBay, thanks to its little brush with fame.

City_Dater

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @WorkingWino: Coke Dealer? Why you gotta write ugly haiku?

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Political Party Girl: Also, if you're seriously freaked out about it, get a diamond tester. Although they are, like, $90.

You can also get a loupe and get a general idea of what your stone looks like. I know that if someone switched out my stone, I would notice it immediately because I'm so familiar with it.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ineffable.me: I know, I know. It's unlikely. Sigh...
Just trying to make BAngieB smile in the midst of dispatching all the haters.

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> oh man - the smell don't ever come off a mink coat.

btw, i googled the girl, and she paints some interesting stuff.

dashenbka

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Political Party Girl: You can get a home ultrasonic cleaner. But you probably do want to get the stones checked to make sure they're not loose eventually, and if it's white gold, you'll need to get it rhodium plated once in a while.

I would go to a reputable local jeweler to get it done. And really, dishonest jewelers are very uncommon.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> She got her coat back in February. It's now May. I'm not blaming the victim, it sucks to lose what looks to be an awesome coat, but why is she just making a shitstorm about this now?

Devonna

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Ever notice that once you write a haiku, you start thinking in haiku?
Take two:

lonely coat in bin
come with me into the night
my coke dealer waits




WorkingWino

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @dummyfakeroller: *Leaving such a coat

@Xavoc: Wynona has moved on to Rite Aid makeup.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Political Party Girl: that's what the 20/20 people said to do. i dunno. maybe they're in on it. perhaps they'd let you watch them to make sure they don't pull the ol' switcheroo.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @lermanzo: But what if the diamond mappers steal your stone!?!? I'm talking an antique heirloom diamond. Can't be too careful!! :)

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> PS- I agree with whoever said she's lame for suing since she got the damn coat back. We only get one life. Litigation is time-consuming. Let's use it wisely.

robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Queerbot: Mmmmm....tomboy smell. In this case Marlboro Reds, Jack Daniels, and Red Bull. Yep. Works for me.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Lindsay's defense, in a haiku:

blonde fur peeks from bin
clearly it was meant to be
Grey Goose fits inside



WorkingWino

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ToniRockyhorror: if u try coke that makes you drug addled?

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> She was at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District at a party for Stavros Niarchos. That ain't no classy affair--that's one of those corny joints where they charge you $200 for a bottle of smirnoff and the chance to sit at a banquet so other douches can see you throwing around dough.

They definitely had coat check, she's a ninny for not using it and instead opting for a bin.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> A fur coat is just wrong...and that goes for chicky or Lindsay.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Trixie from Toronto: When is she not photographed? Lose-lose all around.

More importantly, who will be playing Masha in the made-for-tv movie? I'll start:
Megan Fox? Rumor Willis? Jenny Humphry-actor-whose-real-name-I-don't-know?

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @M.Wyeth: And so geographically accurate, too!

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @dummyfakeroller: I think you're safe if Wynona Rider is there, unless she brings a really big purse.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Queerbot: why would she ebay an heirloom from her grandmother?

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @OneMartiniAway: It's not a flaw. It's lovely. Just don't come cryin' to us when your shit gets took!

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @NefariousNewt: actually, a lot of clothing stands up better if you wear it, because tears and stuff that happen while wearing it are easier to fix than dry rot from storage, in my experience. besides, half of the value of an heirloom piece of clothing is being able to wear it.

i have 2 of my grandmother's dresses and a pair of her shoes and i would live in them if i could.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Wearing heirloom jewelry and an heirloom coat is not the same. You can go the whole night without taking the jewelry off. And I don't even like taking my cheap crap jackets anyplace without coat check after having my fake velvet pinstripe jacket taken. So poo.

(Sorry if someone posted something similar. Gotta get my typing speed up. :)

robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Why do I get the feeling that fur snatchers would be more accurate as a title for this entry?

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> The partygoers were all rich, why wouldn't she feel safe taking such a coat? Unless Brandon Davis or Lindsay Lohan are in attendance, the chances of it being stolen should be slim.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Queerbot: Parliament Lights, Seagrams Gin, Slippery Stuff Lube and Dr Pepper Lip Smackers soaked in vodka?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I once had a $1,000 Irish tweed coat stolen from a coatroom at a party at a large venue. And I was pissed. I hesitated to leave it there, but I assumed it was safe.

Why I don't get is how stupid is LiLo to wear it out and be photographed in it?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> On behalf of all the lovely umbrellas I've had stolen by bitches (sometimes with an unclaimed $5 umbrella left in its place, sometimes with nothing), I hope this girl gets her $100k.

I will cut a bitch I see walking around with the latest stolen umbrella, a wooden-handled, paisley-and-cream Italian umbrella.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Masha Markova is totally going to be my name in my imaginary Gossip Girl universe. And you'd better believe I'd keep my fur coat on.

Hirondelle

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: If this girl IS wise enough to eBay it, I propose we take up a collection and buy it for BAngieB. Instead of booze and cigs it probably smells like her pretty, pretty girl... and Samantha Ronson. Just sayin'.

Queerbot

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Remind me never to leave anything of value out around you bitches. Like my grandmother's ratty, shedding fur coat.

Lizawithazee

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hamburgerhotdog: that seriously was a fave of mine growing up.

SpicyTamale πβɸ

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ToniRockyhorror: Charges dropped.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Xavoc: Crap. I need to go donate $$$, stat. I didn't know my ancestors' karma was a-comin' for me!

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Political Party Girl: well, it's true. i saw that episode, too. that's why you have to have your diamond mapped or whatever.

rich people don't care nearly as much as the plebes do. i would venture a guess that if it weren't her grandmother's coat, she may not have even tried to get it back.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: You're right. I DO have too much faith in other people. I don't like to think of that as a flaw, though.

OneMartiniAway

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @OneMartiniAway: Yeah she got charged with cocaine possession in May and July, 2007.

ToniRockyhorror

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @OneMartiniAway: No no, you have it all wrong. She was addicted to snorting pixie sticks.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I find this whole story Hi-Larious!
First- that this girl lost her coat, and was able to retrieve it because the person whole stole it was someone famous enough to be photographed WEARING IT and then have those said photos published!
AHAHAHAHAHA

Then, the girl gets the coat back! Awesome, and DEMANDS equal retribution in cash as well! HAHHAAHAAAA

Two entitled, spoiled brats. Where is Judge Judy to straighten this out???

Dear Blond Diary...

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I am actually laughing, though, at asking 10k for the "three week rental" of the coat. That is expensive mother-fucking coat!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @NefariousNewt: What's the point of having it, then, if you aren't going to wear it?

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BlondeGrlz: SO worth the $10 ticket price.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ToniRockyhorror: I have never tried to say that she didn't do cocaine. Whether she tried coke in the past, or did a metric ton of it last year before she was arrested, calling her a "drunk, drug-addled startlet" is unnecessary.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: But she has done drugs in the past, no? And had a stint in rehab, quite publicly, as I remember it.

OneMartiniAway

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: Lindsay Lohan: Animal Avenger. Wasn't there a preview for that at the end of Iron Man?

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hatepaperdoll: shoes =/= vintage fur coat.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> if you love something, let it go. if it comes back, it's yours.

the coat will return to lilo. it clearly loves her more.

hharlowe

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I think LiLo has become too accustomed to the freebies @ various events and didn't even think the coat might not be hers for the taking just because.

I'm glad the owner got it back.

bitchyolympian

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @M.Wyeth:
Mmm...F. Scott! Like a cool drink of water on a hot day. Thanks for that.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ: She also ran off with a copy of The Poky Little Puppy but found it too longwinded and preachy for her tastes.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: Actually, her grandmother stole that shit from an animal's back. It's not like the girl can actually give it back to the animals it was taken from.

That would be a bad pretense for Karma. A bunch of us descended from aristocratic slave owners will get knocked the fuck out any second now. And you know, any of us currently residing on land once inhabited by native americans and animals who used to feed/live on these lands whose environments we've destroyed, and anything we've ever harmed with our trash we throw out and...

At some point the thumb of God is going to descent from the heavens, attached to a noodly appendage, and squish us all dead, except for that one girl over there who will be shown mercy and only be severely maimed.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: I feel like we need to have an intervention with your pretty, pretty girl.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hamburgerhotdog: And she is twenty-how old?

I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: Oh, I understand. I have my grandmother's diamond ring, and I am yet to find a jeweler I'd trust to clean it. I'm a possessive, protective bitch. But I can't blame people who do send their diamonds to the jeweler's only to have the jewelry damaged or diamonds replaced with cheaper ones like I saw on 20/20 once.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @OneMartiniAway: Yes, but if you're over 21 and don't yet realize that humanity has always been doomed and we're, at best, a teeming sphere of self-destruction, then you need to learn it the hard way, I suppose.

Come on now.

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: It shouldn't devolve into that. Jesus Christ, it's not the same fucking thing at all!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @lermanzo: I realize this.

I am frustrated with this conversation. It's no longer fun.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I went through a phase in college where I would steal something from every house party I went to. But, like, a bottle of nail polish, not a fucking fur coat that I then wore out in front of the paps.

(To be clear, there were never any paps, I am not famous. Yet.)

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @eleanorstrousers: except in that movie, the coat belonged to the wife of a lover. and she tried to give it back. in good condition.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: Didn't she admit to trying coke in Glamour or Cosmo?

ToniRockyhorror

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @tscheese:
Well, now you know you have to be careful! If Lindsay is around(that pretty, pretty girl!), you just may end up walking home nekkid.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I once wore someone elses shoes home from a party, so I'm going to give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt here.

I aslo once scooped up some strangers purse and carried it off to the bedroom to do coke (thinking it was mine). I apologized, but she still wanted to kick my ass. She didn't ask me for no $10,000 though.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: i'm telling you, people check furs all the time. it's not a big deal, usually. people tend to have more respect for nice things than LiLo obviously did.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ: Ah, happy day.
@Macloserboy: There is no reason to believe that Lindsay is doing drugs. Please don't call her a "drunk drug-addled startlet"...don't call anyone that, it's ugly.


BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hamburgerhotdog: OW! that REALLY hurt!

SpicyTamale πβɸ

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @gold_gato: Valium from the hosts' medicine chest.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I couldn't help but steal a rhinestone rodeo tiara I "found" at a party. But that coat is ugly and isn't worth stealing. For shame, Linds.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: But even if you accidentally grab someone else's coat/bag, don't you make an effort to get it back to them, especially if it strikes you as being valuable? In my mind, if you decide to keep it and don't even make an effort to return it, you're being deceitful. And it's kinda stupid to wear it around if you know the paparazzi like to take your pic.

Sorry, bangieb - just sayin.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Actually, I take it back. I already said she deserved to have it stolen and I stand by it!! I don't care if some of you make me feel guilty!

I didn't know this was going to evolve into a discussion about the parallels of rape and stolen fucking fur coats.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> It's all very Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8. And LiLo could suffer worse comparisons than Liz Taylor in her heyday.

eleanorstrousers

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Ah, you went to the principal? You settle schoolyard thievery the same way you settle prisonyard thievery: witayafists!

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: Sounds good to me....

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): Hot. Have I told you lately that I love you?

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @JessaFields:
I completely forgot that! Maybe the next time she's in rehab (I'm sorry, BAng, you know it's coming...) they can address this then?

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: at least it was vintage? so she didn't have the animals freshly killed?

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Also, a few summer ago when I visited home, my South Dakota dwellin' grandma gave me a green vintage mod lookin' dress she got across the street at Sachs, when she took a trip to Manhattan in the 1970s.

It's a weird circle-of-life thing, because my Midwestern days are behind me and I now work in Rockefeller Center. Is the dress an heirloom now? I don't know! I just know that I rock the hell out of it.

I'm not usually in the habit of removing my dress at private parties, though.

...Usually.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> When it's dumb vs. dumber, nobody wins except the lawyers.

Miss-Pringle

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> In the words of F. Scott: "They were careless people .... they smashed up things and creatures... then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess." I say fuck 'em both.

M.Wyeth

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Political Party Girl: I don't think she deserved to have it stolen. It was just not the smartest thing to leave an heirloom at a coat check. Not even because it might get stolen...it might just get damaged. I don't even check my bag most of the time I go out.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @JessaFields: That was a crap accusation and wasn't true.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @serreca: Or fat people. Let's make fun of them! They deserve it! They can control it! Snarkitysnarksnarksnark.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Slow day at the NY Post, huh?

BeckySharper

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: she just wants someone to make right their wrong. i'm sorry, but LiLo was in the wrong.

judge judy would understand.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: I'm sorry, drunk, drug addled starlet. Sorry, but your girl has fallen and can't seem to get up.

@Skinny Bone Jones: I get that, but that doesn't make LL less of a thief or this girl less her victim. It wasn't on a coat rack in a club. It was at an upscale event where you'd think other expensive coats were in attendance. Why should she have to leave the party every few minutes to check on it? There's a sad class issue here kids, because it was taken by the person who didn't come from money. I know because I saw it on Gossip Girl.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> it was totally an accident.
she told me so.
Bangieb- she said SamRon is yours.

SpicyTamale πβɸ

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @serreca: TOTALLY THE SAME THING!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> While it's a major tsk tsk for being so careless with a precious heirloom... WTF Lindsay??? Like you can't afford your own for coat if you must have one.

anniehall

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> um did she a photo shoot when she got it back?

i still think this is fake

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @TaraIncognita: She was also accused of stealing clothes from some model named Lauren (Hastings?) last year. Seems like a bit of a pattern.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Ok, well, I'll just blame the victim for owning a fur fucking coat in the first place.

Karma, bitches! You stole that shit from an animal's back and now Lindsay Lohan is gonna steal it from you!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Xavoc: She says it was damaged, dirty and disgusting when returned, maybe it was that way when she wore it to the party. She just wants publicity.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> rich people think that their friends won't steal their stuff because they're also rich. in my experience, rich people are the worst offenders. oh, wait. is lindsay rich anymore?

alexela

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> I agree with everyone saying she deserved to have it stolen. It's kind of like when women wear revealing clothing or get drunk around men and get raped. Deserved to be victimized!!!

serreca

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Xavoc: Yes but we haven't determined if she stole it or...I don't know, accidentally grabbed it. I won't say that she was high as a kite and accidentally took it because she was cold. Because that didn't happen.

Anyhow, sorry, I think calling her a "victim" and yapping about "blame the victim" is a stretch in this case. Just my opinion.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: Welcome to the School of Hard Knocks, huh?

And I also think that 'Lindsay Lohan Stole my Coat' would be a great name for a band.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: She must have really pissed off the photshop department--it looks like they erased her face and put someone else's on it. Someone really angry!

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Skinny Bone Jones:
Regarding value, you are completely correct. A vintage white mink coat isn't worth that. Try a few hundred bucks, if you can even get someone to take it off your hands.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @gold_gato: No, in that case it would have ended up on the couch, with the dogs licking it and defecating on it. Allegedly anyway.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: my guess is that it was a coat check situation. or lack there of. i've seen informal coat checks without tags and have lost a much less valuable (except in warmth value) coat.
@Macloserboy: i'd be willing to bet it's not her fault.
@Skinny Bone Jones: i worked at a theatre and people were handing me their coats without much of a second thought. some didn't even get their coat check tickets.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Exactly! Thank you! Perhaps she should have taken better care of her coat, but leaving it unattended at a private party is not like leaving it at the bus station. She didn't *deserve* to have it stolen.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Every day I love you more and more.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Archetype: She got it back, damaged, dirty, and disgusting. I'd say she was a victim.

Being an idiot and leaving your expensive coat out of your sight, let alone wearing it to a house party, isn't a crime.

Taking someone else's coat and fucking that shit up, that is.

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> At least she has an eye for the $$$ stuff. Lord knows what B Spears would've swiped.

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]>

This is Masha: [www.nypost.com]

It's like the Budweiser of Lohans--watered down.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Also, as an aside....I once left an expensive Max Mara jacket (well, expensive in theory - I got it at the shop I worked at for a steal) at a friend's apartment in college and I found it in her fucking bitchy roommate's closet.

I still hate her.

And I still love that jacket.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Clearly, dearest, you've never actually owned a precious fur coat. You guard that shit like a fucking lioness. The all-seeing eye in the back of your head can sense whether or not it is safe, someone is eyeballing it enviously, or is sneaking up on you with a can of red paint.

Yes. It's true.

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: My thoughts exactly. It's her coat and she can wear it wherever and whenever she damn wants. If the honor system doesn't work for a fucking COAT BIN at a party, then all humanity is in SERIOUS trouble.
And I'm sure LiLo can afford her own damn fur coat.

OneMartiniAway

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Skinny Bone Jones: The worse I'm imagining is the coat somehow coming to life and eating a fellow party goer.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Sukie in the Graveyard: I dunno about the dress, but I know she connived her way into making the other girl think it would be in her best interest to pretend her mom gave it to her. Maybe Lindz should pull that? "Oh, honey, don't you remember? You gave it to me!"

magiciannamedgob

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> And my pretty, pretty girl is doing just fine. There is no reason for her to just steal a coat.
@BAngieB: True dat! I mean, she's going to be on Ugly Betty. Surely the swag there is worth much more than a ratty old fur coat.

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @sequined: She recognized it because her coat was missing. Everything is going to be just fine.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hypnotic: That's like, a haiku for people who can't count. Very existential, that is.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Thank you for that!

@NefariousNewt: Actually, a lot of people where heirlooms. A dress/ring/coat doesn't really do much sitting in a box, rotting away. My Grandma would roll over in her urn if she thought we were stashing her jewelry in a safe-deposit box, never to see the light of day again.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Not only is she wearing a seriously ugly fur coat (click the link), she's wearing it with SHINY LEGGINGS.

@Macloserboy: I think private party does not necessarily equal upscale event. The latter usually does not offer the guests bins as though they were in line at the airport. I'm guessing it was a house party.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Xavoc: Random task, show them what you do.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> At least while LiLo had it PETA didn't go throw red paint on it. Party stench and a small tear are nothing compared to what could have happened. I wonder if your tongue will go numb if you lick it now?

BlueEyedBitchface

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): i was a goody-two-shoes on excellent terms with the vice principal, so after i confronted her (and she claimed they were hers, but she didn't remember where she got them) i simply walked to his office, said "so-and-so stole my shoes, i'd like them back, please." he called her to his office, and she broke down. i had them back by the end of the day.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Blame the victim? I suppose I wasn't looking at her as much as a victim. She got her coat back, at least. And, I bet she never leaves it in a box at a party again.

It was a learning experience. We all need those.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Oh, and really. Who throws a shoe?

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> And by "bin" she meant "the third stall in the men's bathroom".

What kind of tacky joint has a coat bin vs. hangers? Was Lindsay attending a kindergarten graduation?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> 1. That is fucking retarded.
2. Also, the supposed value of the coat.
3. If you're dumb enough to leave your coat "in a bin" at a party full of twenty-somethings, don't be cryin' over no spilled bloody milk when it gets ruined, stolen or worse. Yes, worse.

Dumbass.

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Why isn't LiLo more sensitive to teh animals?

Xavoc

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Seriously, I was just gonna come in here to say the same thing. I mean, I probably wouldn't stash a multi-thousand-dollar heirloom along with everybody else's ratty North Face, but if it's a private party for rich young things, then why not wear the heirloom fur? I don't think the victim-blame is totally apropos either.

I love BangieB's pretty, pretty girl just as much as any other Jezebelle should, but she can buy her OWN fur, y'know?

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy:

Thank you! Stealing is not cool. Really. The fact that she can actually afford to purchase things that most of us cannot makes it that much less cool.

I don't care if it's an heirloom or a $20 jean jacket from Sears.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: They must think this is the Consumerist.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @daftpunkisplayingatMYhouse: i thought the SAME thing. Except, Jenny kept the dress - I think? Right? I may have missed an episode (hangs head in shame).

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @toast: Shit, my undies are expensive.

I wouldn't want them back, but I'd hide them.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: You took the words right out of my mouth. I was about to say "I love when we play blame-the-victim on Jezebel!"

AFever

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: I had a girl swipe my $250 Peugeot watch when she came to my pool party and then wear it to school. I almost got suspended I beat her ass so good!

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> i dreamt i was at a party and LiLo entered the bathroom looking for blow

i was like no you dont need it you're a gorgeous girl

she looked wrecked i lied to her

and then i was like i love doing coke but we cant tonight

(btw i dont do coke)

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: Not to incite anything, but if she does indeed have a coat just like it, how did the girl in question recognize her own coat in the paparazzi photo? Maybe we need more information.

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @bigtittycommittee: Nice reference. "Hello Chanel!"

OneMartiniAway

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BAngieB: But, it was in the Post. Therefore, it must be 103% true.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Macloserboy: Drunk startlet? Excuse me?
@Archetype: I know, vulgar.
@crushdmb: No, not theft, accident.



BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> One time I caught a roommate wearing my underwear. I never said anything b/c really, do you want that back?

toast

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> My grandmother left me a fur, and in order to keep it safe, I would never wear it to a party. Also, because it is made out of dead animals.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @NefariousNewt: I wear heirloom jewelry. What is the point of having it if it is just going to sit in a box?

That said, I don't leave said heirloom in a box by the door...

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @Busted Weave: But then your friends might forget how fabulously rich you are.

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Didn't this just happen on Gossi Girl? Lindz, you don't have to steal to be popular with the rich NYC kids!

magiciannamedgob

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @BlondeGrlz: And in this case it's fur. Not something you want someone from PETA getting their hands on if you value it so much.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Its just like that Sex and the City episode, where Carrie loses her SHOES!!

/snark

I love Lindsay, but that is a punk-ass move.

wednesdaywolf

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> First of all, I'm calling shananigans on this story.
However, if it is true:
It was an honest mistake, she has a coat just like it.
And, it did NOT reek of booze.
And my pretty, pretty girl is doing just fine. There is no reason for her to just steal a coat.





BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Or, you know, you could not wear an heirloom fur coat to that kind of party.

that megawatt smile

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Also, fur munchers?

Tee hee hee.....

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Isn't that theft? I would've had her arrested.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> GOTTA LOVE THAT LOHAN!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: It is rather stupid. I had my $10 earmuffs stolen when they were attached to my bag, and you don't think someone will take your mink?

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @perennial: Who wears an heirloom period. It's an heirloom, meaning it has special meaning, is probably very old and fragile, and has no business being out of climate-controlled storage.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> What's with all the blame the victim questions? She had a very nice coat that's been in her family for years and appropriately wore it to an upscale event. Why is is her fault some drunk starlet took it? Should she have just carried it all night? Only worn it at home in front of the mirror?

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> This reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City with the stolen shoes. If your article of clothing is worth more than my car, perhaps you shouldn't leave it lying around?

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @KittenFluff: @formergr: That said, I tend to agree with formergr. If I'm wearing my coat, I keep a close eye on it, because it's something that is irreplaceable and of great sentimental value to me.

KittenFluff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Um, as hortense said :-)

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Mai sticky fingerz
let me sho u dem

JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> ha! i had a girl on my track team steal a pair of shoes (rather distinctive shoes, i might add) and then wear them to school the next day. despite the fact that our paths crossed several times a day. needless to say, i got my shoes back.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @perennial: Someone who deserves to have it stolen...er....borrowed.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: Thank you! Who takes an heirloom to a party and leaves it in a bin?

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Leaves, not wears. Psh.. no excuse for that.

perennial

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: seriously. an eleven thousand dollar coat does not go into a common bin.

loho is rocking it like parker posey in party girl in the coat room...i'd endorse it, but really, she should just buy her own damn fur.

bigtittycommittee

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @hortense: Yeah, but if you're at a party and that's where all the coats are going, what else can you do with it? Fur is heavy, I'm sure the poor thing just didn't want to carry it slung over her arm for the whole party...[/sarcasm]

formergr

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Who wears an heirloom in a bin at a party?

perennial

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> @brookidy: just about to ask the same thing.

*waits eagerly to see how BAngieB handles this*

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Who the hell would leave an heirloom in a damn bin?! You're just asking for it to get stolen! Next time, leave it on the street with a sign that says, "Take me!"

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> As someone who has a mink coat inherited from her grandmother, I would be PISSED if this happened to me.

KittenFluff

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> This.is.awesome.

... bummer that it smelled like booze...

wait, isn't Lindsay suppose to be quitting smoking also?

Sukie in the Graveyard

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> This girl is an amateur. Sell it on eBay!!

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> BAngieB, what's up with your pretty, pretty kleptomaniac girl?

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Finders Keepers, sucker.

Also: If you leave an heirloom in a bin, you deserve to have it stolen by Lilo. Just sayin.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> And this from the girl who said she was wearing someone else's jeans last year? Can she not get her own wardrobe? Jesus.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[Fur Munchers]]> Uh-oh. I don't think BAngieB will be happy about this, LiLo!

haguenite

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