<![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Paris? Really?

What a visual hiccup: a gallery of pretty pretty celebs and then whammo! Wonky-Eye!

No more, please.

Tits.McGee

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> HOW does Jen A stay so slender with all that pot smoking? Anyone!?

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> My theory about Paris's stance is that she suffers from a slight incontinence problem. It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of.

CarolAnne

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Dude, Paris is seriously veering down the Bai Ling path of doom.

Jessica Alba's dress is wack, but she looks slightly less miserable! Hurrah! Angelina's choice of fabric worries me. A lot.

Ronson's suit is absurd, but the least he could have done was take the jacket off and sexy it up a little. Nothing worse than a flashy square.

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @warbean: See, I look at that picture and I start hearing the Chariots of Fire theme in my head.

megnificent

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @DorothyZbornak: I laughed so hard I think I snorted.

Can I please have Mark Ronson? He makes me swoon.

BoredButNoLongerInNH

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> what is happening in the blake lively shot? gal pals running on the beach in matching white button-downs? or some sort of perfume ad?

warbean

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> I had this crazy dream where I met Angelina Jolie and she had her babies and she was carrying them in a basket. Super weird? That is all I think about when I see her now...

Suri's Stunt Double

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Yay, Weekend SJ is back! How I love this little non-animated news reel.

susna

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Clearly Heidi's child need a Tim Gunn intervention.

DinaRonson

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Paris Hilton: vapid no-talent celebrity by day, pigeon-toed superhero by night.

hellodmitri

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> the 6 year old in me wants to be best friends w/ heidi klum's daughter.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Oh, see I thought Paris decided to upgrade her pet du jour to a baby giraffe. And this was her way of preparing. I know when we got our dog, I spent a good bit of time on all fours, sniffing asses.

Meg

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @honeybunchesofoats: I've been having a weekend comparable to Jen Aniston's, I think. The only difference is that I live in a 30 sq m apartment, sunbathed on my crummy but quite roomy balcony, have absolutely no money in the bank and don't weigh 80 pounds...

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @brookidy: say it three times fast!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @DorothyZbornak: so it's the opposite of "if you dont use it, you lose it"

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Pink picks poo, Pitts preciously preggers, princess pops pose, brookidy has bloody mary.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Paris looks like she's about to break into song & dance with the von Trapps.

bifteck-frites

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @sassymoniker: Watch out, though, she is likely to throw that dog poop at you! Thank you Pink, for picking up after your pooch.

MadameOvary

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @cate3710: it seems right for a music industry hipster.

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Maybe this is because I have sisters with whom I still act like I'm eight years old, but the photo of Pink makes me want to smack her on the bottom and then run away giggling gleefully while clutching my own butt cheeks as protection against retaliation.

sassymoniker

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @myrtlebeachbum: niiiiice.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @brendastarlet: Okay, that makes sense. Thank you. I saw the vaguely shiny and was fearful.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @cate3710: looks like a shantung or else some kind of coated cotton. Very 60s, ne c'est pas?

brendastarlet

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> those pregnancy hormones must be kicking in hardcore, 'cause ms. alba doesn't look like a complete bitchface.

paris...really? words fail me.

CMG

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Paris looks like she's trying so hard to get her legs to go together. But. they. just. won't. do. it.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Her dress and her "oooooh I gotta peeeee" stance. I still make that one when the person I'm talking to won't shut up and I have to pee - I dance around like a 4 yr old and squeeze my legs together. It's quite attractive, really. I get all the men.

FourInchHeels

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: There's no mistaking the two - Jessica's dress isn't a shade of black, and she's also not toting a husband wearing a 30's mobster hat. Also, she smiles. She's like AJ, if Angelina acted like a human and wore colors.

FourInchHeels

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> So I'm looking at some SJ photos.

And there's a knock-kneed bimbo posin like a ho.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @LucyRed: It's the Cyndy Lauper "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" pose.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: My first thought on seeing Paris's dress: This'll probably be up on GoFugYourself later today.

Also, is Mark Ronson wearing a leather suit? Because it sort of looks like it, but I'm hoping I'm just confused.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> "No, please Ms. Aniston, allow me to rub the sunscreen all over you... I am after all, a pool boy!"

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Paris looks like she's going to fall over or something. What's going on with her wonky legs? She usually just does the feet-crossed-in-front-of-each-other pose.

Svenskasweetie

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Why is Paris standing like that? Isn't pointing your toes inward a sign of submission?

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> I'd never heard of Mark Ronson until I started reading this site, but now I'm in love. And I think Jennifer Aniston has the best life ever. How I long to spend my days in bikinis, tanning and looking hot on the beach.

honeybunchesofoats

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Goddamn, Jennifer Aniston looks good.

Is anyone else incredibly confused by Paris's dress?

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Jen Aniston Sunbathes • Brad & Angie Fly High • Heidi Klum Gives The Finger]]> Hilary, cowboy boots? Still? It's NOT 2003. get on with it.

Jessica Alba you might wear those long dresses, but that don't mean you're Angelina Jolie okeh?

ineffable.me

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