<![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!):

I get your point, but my understanding of the Humane Society's role on a movie set is that they have a representative who monitors the animal during it's scenes to make sure it is not abused or mistreated. So- in the case with the chimp in the Speed Racer movie, either someone is making up a story or the trainer was abusing that animal where the HS rep. couldn't see it.

zoobabe

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @zoobabe: Well, my point was that there already ISa watchdog group for film/tv: the Humane Society, and they do a bang-up job... they don't need PETA sticking it's nose where it's not needed.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!):

right on and well said!

I won't see any movie with a "performing" primate in it b/c I now all too well the fate that awaits them when they're too old/strong to be profit-makers for their trainers. That being said- PETA needs to make sure any abuse is reported to the authorities that can do something to stop it. Not just make a statement for their own fundraising efforts.

zoobabe

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @Geth: Boy penguin, girl penguin. Whatever, I think it could happen. Through sheer force of will.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Yeah, U of M has had coed room for years, it's just a massive pain in the ass to get one. Also, there aren't any restrictions about visitors (that I'm aware of, but I also had an RA who would wander down the halls swigging from a bottle of wine and who would screw his boyfriends in the showers... We're in anthropology together this summer. It's awkward-awesome). The only problem with this is that people who don't live in your dorm can't get into the bathrooms without asking someone of the same sex to let them in.

As for Bad Dads: I think anyone who is confronted with their crappy parenting skills will deny it vehemently. And don't shows like this already exist? I'm thinking Montel and Springer...

gabi

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> My llama tried to sex up my horse.

Both are male.

Needless to say, the horse was not pleased.

Snooties

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> My school always offered the option of coed rooms: you can't live there your first semester, and you can't be assigned to one, but after your first semester, you can request to live in a coed room (you have to request it with someone of the opposite sex, they won't assign you to one, so you can't just say "put me with a boy!!1!1!") We also only have coed bathrooms, and only one all girl dorm, no rules about overnight guests and RA's who aren't enforcers. All in all, awesome liberal arts living situations.

paperpusher

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @rhinestonedarling: a penguin brought his malfunctioning car to a mechanic. It was a hot day...uhh...you mean you've already heard this one?

Sorry.

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @BabyfaceStanwyck: Which is why my college, which allows coed rooms in some of the dorms, strongly discourages couples living together. Some people do it anyway, but it's usually just close friends. My college also recently increased the number of gender-neutral bathrooms in dorms, too. Woo liberal arts!

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Aw, I can't get over that little guy's face. That is cuteoverload material right there

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Ewww, co-ed dorm rooms? I can't think of nothing worse. (well, yes I can) There were crazy rules restricting men's visitation on my all-women's campus, but it made that gender all the more appealing; something about you want what you can't have. I prefer my hopes dashed and expectations crushed about men after college, thank you.

Sophie is addicted to Now 'n Laters

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I lived in a co-ed room for a semester, but this was in a student co-op (basically, student-run dorm), not university housing. My school did have plenty of co-ed dorms, but not co-ed rooms.

And, there were no shenanigans in my room. We weren't attracted to each other at all. We met the day of picking rooms, hit it off, and took the leftover room together (they are assigned by seniority). I just always had to go to the next door bathroom to change, that's all.

elisa

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @marie123:

My neighbor had this lhasa apso who refused to hump dogs. All it did was hump the female persian cat. Also, she had a male persian cat, cause she wanted to breed the cats and the prize dog, but the female cat refused to let the cat hump her, even when in heat.

She was pissed, but I thought it was cute. It was consensual, the cat wasn't raped or anything. Yeah, and he'd succeed in his "endeavor", too.

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I don't believe the seal was confused. What is the seal's name, Ronaldo?

Jan74

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]>

Keep trying little seal!!! Other Seals have done better:

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Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @Jezebabe:
as far as i know. i'd imagine the only places where you don't find coed dorms are really christian schools or something.

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> my college just passed gender-neutral housing. my best friend made the proposal, so we're all very proud. like many people have said, its mostly for gay students, and freshman who request it must write a paragraph telling why they want it.

CollegeCamel

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @LaComtesse: It was a boy penguin. Yes, it was gay penguin rape.

Did you see the first photo in the BBC article? The expression on the seals face is hilarious. It looks like he's fantasizing about a really hot seal.

Not that I approve of the sexual molestation of penguins.

Geth

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> why do men need activists? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it still a man's world?!

sparklytoesfairydustbutt

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @rocketmonkey: Because you see the frat boys behaving the same way in the bar every weekend night.

Call it the "laughter of pattern recognition".

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Comment on Sexually Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks I'm in college and I'm a straight girl rooming with a bi dude next year. We wound up together because we're both really light sleepers and thought maybe we could make our room a high-quiet zone; that's definitely a much bigger factor in how well we live together than what gender each of us is.

LianaGauvinized

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Dear PETA,

Stick to hurling paint at old ladies. Leave the movie sets to us.

Thanks but no thanks,
The Humane Society

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @blackbirdfly: Oh, I am soooo sorry. Do you want a drink? It's Friday. You don't have to be in the UK to drink because men suck.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> When I was a senior in college I shared a house with 2 guys (one gay, one straight). We were like a slightly-off-kilter version of "Three's Company." But we each had our own rooms, and there was no thought of any shenanigans (between us, anyway).

Co-ed dorm ROOMS, though? I just can't imagine! I must be getting OLD.

Diane_Court

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I once got put in a co-ed room last time I transferred. Turned out my sex got switched in the computer database. Good thing I double checked before moving in.

lostsynapse

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I once got put in a co-ed room when I last transferred colleges. Turned out that my sex got switched in the computer database. Good thing I double checked before moving in.

lostsynapse

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @BORIS FUCKING JOHNSON: I'm glad you added that comment, because when I first looked at your new name, I read it as "Boris Fucking Yeltsin." You don't see a lot of that!

Meg

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @♥ dosido ☮: "Fat, drunk and crazy is no way to go thru life, son..."

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin? Why is it always Tom Cruise??

No disrespects on voodoo, of course.

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Poor little guy.

He's got Tundra Fever.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Also: Boris Fucking Johnson. Boris FUCKING Johnson.

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> How does one use voodoo to seduce teenage girls?

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Sometimes I feel like a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young seal.

Given than a seal/penguin hybrid would be the cutest creature ever to live and would probably have the ability to cure AIDS and poop marshmallows, this penguin should really take one for the team...

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Coed dorm rooms? In my Freshman year in college the men were only allowed in dorm rooms for two hours on Sunday, and the door had to remain open and three feet had to be on the floor at all times. ... and yet, a guy joined two women in the room down the hall, living there for several months. He used to pee out of the sixth story window because he could easily use our communal bathroom.

oldschoolfeminist

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @redheadedstepchild: Yeah, I should have realized. Note to self and others: Do not google "mens activists" unless you want to be outraged.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @blackbirdfly: Paternal rights post divorce.

redheadedstepchild

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @onestrawplz: team herbivore: Yeah, don't all colleges have coed dorms now? My college had a dorm with co-ed bathrooms and showers.

Jezebabe

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Funny how you never see the penguin getting violated by seals in the adorable three thousand or so adorable Disney penguin movies.

norajeans

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I'm buying that houseboat, because we are MFEO.

For The Rest Of Time

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> The best part of the seal article
"After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted"

I don't know why but that cracks my shit up

rocketmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @sarrible: Now that you mention it, I'm intrigued. What do men's activists fight for? More...rights...for...men? I'm not sure I understand. Now I'm going to have to google it.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @blackbirdfly: you know when you look up zip codes for sex offenders? imagine all the red dots around the arctic!!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> So there are men's activists now? And the first thing they're complaining about is a candid camera show and not, like, that Austrian guy? Or Paul Janka? Or Spencer Pratt? Nice priorities, fellas.

sarrible

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> British police have reported a 100% rise in drunk females in ilikenoise's flat since she finished exams this afternoon.

ilikenoise

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @AndSheWas: That seal's all like, "Dude! Look at me! I'm like an otter! A sexy little otter!"

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> That's it. Put this seal on a sex offender registry, stat.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @ItchykooParker: Whatever it is, it would almost certainly be slick.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @dummyfakeroller: Was the penguin drunk? because, you know, grey rape.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> How cute! The Japanese olds have gotten in on the game of online lurve! I bet eHarmony won't take them, though. They're likely Buddhists, and Buddhists are UN CHRISTIAN and therefore NOT eHarmony material, tyvm.

Good on ya, olds. Here's hoping for much lurve and little angst.

♥ dosido ☮

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @marie123:
Do yourself a favor and don't ever think about dolphin or llama rape. For real. Whoops.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @marie123: beagle pic on cuteoverload.com of all places...

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @SarahMC: But could a seal actually dry hump? Wouldn't it be wet-humping by default?

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Sexual coercion among animals is extremely common" is the BBC photo byline....the Jez photo up there is cute but the story is actually pretty f*cking depressing and strange. Poor penguin!

This happens in the animal world plenty though...there's this (gruesome, unfortunately funny) pic of a beagle pup biting and humping (thus...full-on doggy-style courting/fucking) an adult cat who has the patience of a saint and seems to take it in stride...hope the owner helped the cat after, uh, snapping the photo.

And in the wild elephants sexually assault (I think that's actually appropriate wording, even though we're talking about animals) rhinoceroses all the time.

Carnal violence traveling right up the food chain, in-house and among strangers...

marie123

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> My school tried out a co-ed dorm.

Only catch - the co-ed dorm was also the Dry Dorm. No alcohol, smoking, drugs, etc.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @dummyfakeroller:

With couples, can you imagine the drama if they break up, though?

BabyfaceStanwyck

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @gherkinfiend: And somewhere Danny Devito is weeping ...

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @hfree: I thought the news of him have some sort of mutation (possibly from inter-marriage within the royals) was old news too. His appearance and actions led alot of credibility to this as well.

Whatevs. The more you learn, or something, right ??

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Akhenaten had Marfans. Old news. He was also crazy.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @nolongerinacubiclebutstillawhore!: And those pupils! Get that seal a glowstick, stat. And one of those ginormous pacifiers.

AndSheWas

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> We've had coed dorm-rooms at Hampshire for years.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> When i first read the seal headline on the BBC,i thought it was an accusation against Heidi Klum's fella...

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @dummyfakeroller: Oh nevermind. I thought it meant randomly pairing people in coed rooms. I'm totally for couples rooming and or living with gays of the opposite sex.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> In college my gaybf and I asked to live together in the dorm specifically for gay and gay-friendly students. Deniiiiied. We were the only roommates who definitely would NOT have been screwing!

Meanmllemustard

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> When I was frustrated and sexually inexperienced I tried to bone my neighbor's Eames Chair. Supple leather.

Deslander

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @AndSheWas: Which would totally explain his need to grope the penguin.

nolongerinacubiclestillawhore

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @blackbirdfly: Ransom notes. Sneaking men into dorms. Dangerous wall scaling. I'm thinking someone is more nefarious than I am!

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @SarahMC: @rhinestonedarling: @nodoubt9203: I'm exhausted from all of the action.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Is the seal in that pic on E?

AndSheWas

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I'mma gonna conjure up some LezebelJezebelVoodoo this weekend. Stay tuned for the results.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @BowlingForDollars: and you get sharks maddoggin' you cause they think you're takin' their dinner.

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @BowlingForDollars: WHAT? You wear a penguin suit? Don't worry, my lips are SEALED!

...I'm really sorry.

rhinestonedarling

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I suppose coed dorm rooms would cut down on the sneaking guys into the dorm using dangerous wall-climbing methods incidents.

Maybe teen girls should start practicing voodoo to get revenge upon 51 year old creeps who try to seduce them.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Sometimes you have to get freak-ay, species be damned.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @BowlingForDollars: That 5'2" seal who dry humped you last Tuesday? That was me.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> my (very liberal) school has had coed dorms forever, but you can only live with the opposite sex in your bedroom in one of the residence halls, which is kind of dumb. i mean, dudes are free to come and go into my room as they wish and vice versa, so i don't understand why they have a stipulation on which residence halls can have coed bedrooms and which can't.

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> That explains why when I wear my penguin suit I have to beat the seals off of me with a stick.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Voodoo as a seduction tool -- who'da thunk it!

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> What sort of world do we live in that even penguins are victims of date rape by over eager males of another species?

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> @ilovejohnnythunders: and global warming

nodoubt9203 [אִיזָבֶל]

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I hate to let the colleges in on this, but as a former RA: quite a few dorm rooms are already co-ed.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Perhaps I am more old-fashioned than I thought but coed dorm rooms seem to cross a line. I'm serial.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> I blame it on the recession.

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks]]> Brit Jezebels! Watch out!

Macloserboy

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