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Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

filthygorgeous — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:06:39 EDT

@WeAreYourFek: aw that makes me happy. I love kristen bell.

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

WeAreYourFek — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:47:38 EDT

I work in producing and got to meet her recently when she came into the office to take a meeting. We've got two dogs in the office - the first thing she did was get on the floor and start playing with them and talking to us (assistants and the like) about her own dogs (both of whom are Katrina rescues - seriously). Besides being really, legitimately nice, she's also stunningly, face-numbingly hot in person.

WeAreYourFek

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whitekidinflatbush — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:46:21 EDT

I love this woman. Tragically, my DVD player is broken and won't open, and Disc Four of Veronica Mars is in it. I think I will just make up my own ending.

whitekidinflatbush

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mrtrailsafety — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:13:20 EDT

@blackbirdfly: ...and I paste them to my deposit slips, for that extra 'street-cred'...

mrtrailsafety

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Ratinski (formerly MariantheLibrarian) — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:46:10 EDT

I love her so much that I actually bought that Cosmo, the first in like five years.

Granted, I haven't opened it yet, but Kristen Bell is on my kitchen counter grinning sassily at me regardless.

Ratinski (formerly MariantheLibrarian)

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LittleDebbie — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:44:42 EDT

@LittleDebbie: Whoopsie. I "heart" VMars. And it's Friday.

LittleDebbie

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LittleDebbie — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:44:06 EDT

1) I hear VMars, and therefore Krisen Bell. I actually wish I could *be* her, but that's weird, right?

2) I copied Stacy's writing from the Babysitter's Club Books when I was like, 12, and it still serves me well.

I can't belive I just admitted that.

LittleDebbie

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:43:21 EDT

@titania1285: I think you may be right about the howling wolf tee. I would prefer it to have one or two tears in it, though, just to make sure people know it's been worn every day for the last three years. I like to go for authenticity, you see.

And so much fighting over lil 'ol me? I'll bring my fainting couch and smelling salts, as it's quite unladylike to swoon without somewhere graceful to land :)

FourInchHeels

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:26:12 EDT

@FourInchHeels: Wow, now I think I love you, too. Newt and I will duel at dawn with pistols for your affection.

AbbyNormal

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titania1285 — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:24:02 EDT

@FourInchHeels: unicorn tees: female equivalent of the howling wolf tee on a dude?
(only exception: bret on flight of the concords.)

titania1285

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pillowface — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:20:37 EDT

veronica, veronica, where for art thou veronica?

pillowface

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:20:25 EDT

@mepo: Aww c'mon, who DIDN'T have a childhood dream of spending long days shoulder-deep in a horse's vagina? I know I did.

FourInchHeels

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LucyRed — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:19:10 EDT

But is that actually her handwriting? Or just one of the thousands of clever fonts designed to look like handwriting?

Because you see these things all the time, where the actor/actress supposedly wrote the answers out himself. But there's no way they can all have legible handwriting, right?

LucyRed

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mepo — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:17:53 EDT

Lame, every single actress when asked what they would have been had they not been an actress say a vet. I can't imagine any of them with their hands up cows' arses. They do know that a vet doesn't just pet kitties right?

mepo

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Jess A. — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:11:53 EDT

So this Cosmo quiz reveals that Kristen Bell IS Veronica Mars!

Jess A.

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:10:13 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I think the men who wouldn't pass that up are the ones who are scared of women. Maybe if I stop washing my hair and put on a tshirt with a unicorn jumping over a rainbow on it .......

FourInchHeels

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:59:57 EDT

@FourInchHeels: What man in his right mind is going to pass up a woman who knows binary! It boggles the mind!

NefariousNewt

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:59:20 EDT

@tscheese: I have several T-shirts that my wife doesn't like because they are white letters on black.

@AbbyNormal: Oh yes... Satan is mysterious, all right. And a little bit frightening.

NefariousNewt

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andBegorrah — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:58:41 EDT

@tscheese: Oh lord yes. Puts them on everything. And she told Martha to do the same.

andBegorrah

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:58:30 EDT

@NefariousNewt: It's a wonder I'm still single, isn't it ;)

FourInchHeels

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:56:36 EDT

@FourInchHeels: I... I... I think I'm in love...

NefariousNewt

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:55:34 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Shit, dude, you just described me. I have that T-shirt, and the flash drive, and...well, not so much for Keanu, he's pretty until he talks.

@FourInchHeels: I have a T-shirt from college - back when I was an IT major - that has "Will Code For Beer" in binary on the back. It's like one of my most prized possessions.

I now work in the financial industry, using only about 30% of the skills I went to school for. Weird how that works.

tscheese

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LBB — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:52:34 EDT

@tscheese: I write in block caps because my handwriting is incomprehensible to about 50% of the general population. My block caps are messy too, but at least they're readable!

LBB

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:51:36 EDT

@and Begorrah: What? Is that one of Amy Sedaris' home improvement tips - googly eyes?

I think I love her even more.

tscheese

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:51:36 EDT

@NefariousNewt: The USB is on my keys, but only because I have those on me 24/7. I HAVE taught about 20 unwilling souls to count binary on their hands. All the kids I hang out with are programmers for Microsoft, and I laughed so hard whiskey came out my nose (fun times, y'all. I'd recommend it to anyone who loves a good burning sensation) the night someone showed up wearing a shirt saying "I beta-tested your girlfriend." Also, I saw a guy with a huge tattoo once that was in binary, and I actually took the time to translate it because I was bored and morbidly curious what it said. And I did that in 5 minutes or less.

Not bad for a business major, eh?

FourInchHeels

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:47:45 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I not doing it on purpose! I would love to be mysterious. A femme fatale. Although, my mom told me just last year that when I was a child, (I lived with my grandmother, a holiness pentecost from Tennessee--yes, that kind of fundy-- snakes and poison) I was left-handed, and my grandma thought that was wrong, and forced me to learn to use my right hand. My mom thinks my freaky handwriting is due to my using the "wrong" hand. Either way, Satan is involved. Is Satan mysterious?

AbbyNormal

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:45:32 EDT

@FourInchHeels: Together, we will be invincible!!!! Tremble before us!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

NefariousNewt

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Skinny Bone Jones — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:45:26 EDT

I have beautiful handwriting.

Skinny Bone Jones

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andBegorrah — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:45:16 EDT

@tscheese: Somebody's been reading the Amy Sedaris homemaking book...

andBegorrah

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:44:50 EDT

@tscheese: OMG. That's too funny.

NefariousNewt

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:44:13 EDT

@braak: Guilty of that as well.

NefariousNewt

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:43:55 EDT

@NefariousNewt: THIS. This is why I slash my zeroes.

I have a friend who puts dots in the middle of his zeroes, all Hercules style. Like all 80x25 text display from 1986.

It's really adorable, actually.

tscheese

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:43:51 EDT

@FourInchHeels: Not necessarily. Do you carry a USB drive on a lanyard around your neck? Watch The Matrix and think Keanu Reeves deserved an Academy Award? Do you have a T-shirt with some witty saying like "No, I will not fix your computer." on it? These are the signs...

NefariousNewt

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braak — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:42:33 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Hahah, I do that, too.

Also, whenever I'm reading numbers off or anything, I always say, "zero," instead of "oh."

braak

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:42:27 EDT

@tscheese: Ha ha ha awesome. I like putting them on anything that moves. I kind of want to get some of those doll-sized ones to glue to my cellphone. So it looks at you while I talk!

AbbyNormal

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KittenFluff — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:41:45 EDT

@TheGuvnah: Really? I LOVED Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

KittenFluff

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:41:38 EDT

@AbbyNormal: Or you are simply being mysterious.

NefariousNewt

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:41:26 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Awwh damn it, does that mean I'm a geek?

FourInchHeels

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:37 EDT

@tscheese: New idea: Tonight when you go to bed .. glue a pair onto your eyelids. That way, when you're asleep, if someone happens to look at you, they'll think your eyes are open. Also, they'll think your eyes are crazy, so they might leave you alone. It's better than a guard dog!

FourInchHeels

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:31 EDT

@tscheese: And now The Spongebob Squarepants Movie has invaded my mind. "Alexander Clam Bell?!?!"

NefariousNewt

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KittensMcgee — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:25 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I thought that was normal for that movie to pop up at random, I guess I too need sleep.

KittensMcgee

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trisarahtops — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:40:14 EDT

Gimme dirty o's any day.

trisarahtops

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:39:58 EDT

@braak: @NefariousNewt: I alternate between printing and cursive, and block letters and normal. And the slant switches, too. My journals look like 40 people were writing in them. I think that means I'm a serial killer.

AbbyNormal

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:39:43 EDT

@Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine: I'm a geek, so I put a slash through zeroes so they are not confused with ohs.

NefariousNewt

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:39:34 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Forget ransom notes .. let's just take over the world. You and me, Newt. Let's do it. Capeesh?

FourInchHeels

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Lymed — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:39:18 EDT

@stoprobbers: @MysweetuntouchedMiranda: look at the image and tell me if it looks like they posted the entire page or just the top part of it, then think about where "quizzed" may be located.

Lymed

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:39:09 EDT

@AbbyNormal: EVERYTHING is better with extra googly eyes. I bought a huge bag of assorted ones at like a Michael's or an AC Moore or something, and I just randomly glued them to any surface that they'd stick on. Like along the edges of my cheap bookshelf and ALL OVER the base of my ceramic lamp.

I cackled like a fucking maniac the whole time I did it and my boyfriend tells me on a daily basis how much he hates my lamp.

Kristen Bell would be horrified. Hee.

tscheese

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:38:33 EDT

@KittensMcgee: And for some strange reason, History of the World, Part 1 has popped into my head: "Piss boy, bring me my bucket!"

I need more sleep.

NefariousNewt

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:37:37 EDT

@FourInchHeels: We shall, we shall, for all will tremble before our might. Sorry... got carried away.

NefariousNewt

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KittensMcgee — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:37:03 EDT

@FourInchHeels: I love the royal we...

KittensMcgee

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KittensMcgee — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:36:37 EDT

I am still holding out that maybe the asshats that cancelled VM will get some brains and put it back on. Or at least some other station will pick it up. I can hope, can't I?

KittensMcgee

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gluecake — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:36:27 EDT

@Patsy_Stone: I think you're supposed to seek medical attention after 6 hours.

gluecake

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:36:25 EDT

@SouthernSatine: I use caps when filling out forms usually. Much easier to read. Unless of course it's my taxes -- then I smear everything except the amount of my refund.

NefariousNewt

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:35:57 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I would certainly argue no. Who doesn't love a spoiled diva and a reticent watcher-over coming together at the point of a knife?
I'm glad to hear that it was the royal 'we.' I'm quite sad that the use of it has really fallen out of favor. Let's bring it back, shall we?

FourInchHeels

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:41 EDT

@tscheese: I write in printing as opposed to cursice, because in 4th grade my teacher told me my cursive was lousy and I'd better learn to print or no one will be able to read what I wrote. So to spite her (she was a witch, I'm sure), I learned to do both very well.

NefariousNewt

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AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:36 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Oh! I'm gonna hide behind this mask with 1,000 googly eyes. She'll never find me.
@Patsy_Stone: I got swollen d's. Heh heh. Oh, wait.

AbbyNormal

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:09 EDT

@tscheese: I tried that for a summer when I worked around a bunch of architects. I got jealous of their kickass stylized block letters and stole and photocopied notes they wrote to themselves so I could practice my sweet handwriting. I only managed to pick up the numbers, I can't make my letters look like that ... but at least I write my numbers awesomely?

FourInchHeels

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distractedbyshinyobjects — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:38 EDT

@gringuitico: Were you at CAP21? I went to Atlantic, but my roommate was a CAP girl!

distractedbyshinyobjects

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andBegorrah — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:35 EDT

Love her for finally allowing me to use the word "spunky" without dirty connotations.

andBegorrah

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braak — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:29 EDT

@tscheese: I write almost always in block caps, except for certain letters, like h's a's.

And my e's are always little epsilons. My handwriting is schizophrenic.

braak

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:28 EDT

@FourInchHeels: You have found me out...

NefariousNewt

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flackette is frustrated — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:22 EDT

Why is her head so large and her body so small in this pic? She has been photoshopped out of all normal human proportions.

flackette is frustrated

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blackbirdfly — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:33:04 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I wouldn't say "a lot."

blackbirdfly

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:42 EDT

@FourInchHeels: Was their ever a more interesting pairing in a movie than Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner?

NefariousNewt

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:36 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Please tell me you're using the royal 'we' ... it will make my entire day

FourInchHeels

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KittensMcgee — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:21 EDT

@Roomba: I used to write in all caps one summer. I did alot of fill-it-in and for some reason I hated that some of the words have upper and lower cases in them.

I too cross my z's but I don't know why.

KittensMcgee

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:14 EDT

@Roomba: @MissusTufnel: @SouthernSatine: @Scoregasm and anyone else I missed:

I TOTALLY WRITE IN BLOCK CAPS TOO.

I decided to start doing it when I was about 10 and I was convinced that I wanted to be a comicbook artist, so I also had to be a really good letterer.

This was back in dinosaur times, though, before I'd heard of a thing called "fonts".

tscheese

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Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:32:05 EDT

I cross the z's and the 7's because my handwriting is terrible, so they look like 2's and 1's. People still ask me what they are, but at least I know.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:31:16 EDT

@FourInchHeels: GIVE US $50,000 OR THE MANOLOS GET IT!

NefariousNewt

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MissKittyFantastico — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:31:04 EDT

Kristin Bell was the main reason I went and saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as I deeply love my Veronica Mars DVDs. I loved that she went along with the part where the guys rips on the movie Sarah Marshall was in where the cell phones kill people, seeing as how K.Bell actually did make that movie.

MissKittyFantastico

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:30:13 EDT

@AbbyNormal: Shhhhhhhh!! One of them may be reading Jezebel!!

NefariousNewt

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:30:05 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Ransom notes are the new black

FourInchHeels

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FourInchHeels — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:29:46 EDT

@blackbirdfly: Always with tweezers and surgical gloves. I like to recreate The Bodyguard whenever possible. Next date I go on I'll be slicing my scarf in half on a saber.

FourInchHeels

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:29:12 EDT

@blackbirdfly: Make a lot of them do you?

NefariousNewt

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Mmmmkay — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:28:42 EDT

She came in to meet with my boss and was the sweetest actress I've ever met. I was expecting snobbiness but she was gracious and friendly and totally surprised me. Also she talked about how she used to have Sea Monkeys and all they did was have sex all the time. Then she sent my boss a sea monkey kit to grow our own. I have to feed them every day and when I do I think of the lovely KBell.

Mmmmkay

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MissusTufnel — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:27:20 EDT

Seriously? I've never clicked on this feature before, but my ardent KBell love made me. Do we buy this handwriting analysis stuff? Maybe she wrote in block caps so people would be sure to be able to read her handwriting. That's why drafters write in block caps. I write in block caps for that reason.

I'm not saying that swollen D's can't reveal profound things about people's characters, but I'm pretty skeptical.

MissusTufnel

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nadarine — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:26:13 EDT

My handwriting has been described by close friends as "serial killer writing", and yet I cross my z's and 7's and 0's. Does this mean I am a pan-European homicidal maniac?

And I know picking on Cosmo for photoshopping is easy prey, but jesus, I think they just got lazy with this. It's either angle at which her face is shot, or the post-shoot addition of some chesty enhancements to the photo, but either way, it would've taken me several minutes of study to figure out who the generic blonde on the cover is without aid.

nadarine

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SouthernSatine — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:25:31 EDT

@Roomba: Actually, I casually write in all caps. When I print, it is in all caps. It's just easier to read. But I am an open book, none of this not wanting folks to know things about me. So, I call shenanigans.

SouthernSatine

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Scoregasm — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:23:38 EDT

@Roomba: I totally do. It may be because my regular writing was always impossible to read, or it may be because I LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK I AM ALWAYS YELLING.

Scoregasm

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videogoddess — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:22:29 EDT

Kristen Bell can kidnap me anytime.

videogoddess

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Political Party Girl — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:22:07 EDT

@Patsy_Stone: If it lasts longer than 4 hours, you should go to the nearest hospital and contact your doctor.

Political Party Girl

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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:21:50 EDT

Comments! Don't you run away from me!

Also, I am kinda afraid to ever get my handwriting analyzed lest I be called out on how emotionally batshit crazy I am.

nolongerinacubiclestillawhore

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tscheese — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:21:44 EDT

Does any1 really use txt-syntax 4 writing n longhand?

Othr than 3rd gr8ers?

tscheese

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Roomba — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:19:34 EDT

Also, I read: "Bobcat - for ransom reasons!"

spooky.

Roomba

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angelheadedhipster — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:17:48 EDT

Is it just me or did she just describe V. Mars? I KNEW THEY WERE REALLY THE SAME PERSON! And I love her even more for that.

angelheadedhipster

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onthecornerofparkerandwoolf — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:16:41 EDT

@gringuitico: OH MY GOD YOU KNOW HER. I WANT TO BE YOU.

sorry. i have a touch of the fangirl when it comes to v mars.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

MysweetuntouchedMiranda — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:16:25 EDT

@stoprobbers: Yeah, the only "Z" I see is in "Zap people with electricity," and it doesn't have a line through it.

MysweetuntouchedMiranda

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

Roomba — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:16:25 EDT

I started crossing my z's when I had to use "z" as a variable in math. I always thought they were 2's. So maybe she is a mathematician!

That being said, who casually writes in all-capital letters?

COZMO IS NOT TEH INTERWEBS, KRISTEN.

Roomba

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

CorreLola — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:16:04 EDT

Hmm... I cross my z's, so I'm a snob?

CorreLola

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Scoregasm — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:15:13 EDT

this sample is block printed, the variety of handwriting that tries to keep people from gathering much revealing information from it
Excellent. I don't people to read too much into my "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND HELP ME" notes that I often leave for people in my characteristic block handwriting. Better that they wonder.

Scoregasm

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

AbbyNormal — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:14:51 EDT

So, one of her nicknames is "bobcat," yet she loves bobcat for writing her a poem? Was the present from herself? Apparently she already possesses multiplicity, as she has at least two identities.

AbbyNormal

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

gringuitico — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:13:41 EDT

I went to college with her. She very cute and super sweet and VERY SMALL.

I know that she's from Detroit from a Polish Family maybe that's with the euro Z. I do that too, also on my sevens.

gringuitico

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

Patsy_Stone — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:13:18 EDT

A swollen "D"? I had a swollen D once and it took months to go away.

Patsy_Stone

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

stoprobbers — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:12 EDT

Where on that paper does it say "quizzed"? Am I blind?

stoprobbers

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

lolacat(ΩΜ) — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:11:57 EDT

Dude- she bug-f'in nuts. I have so much new respect for her.

1. "The Patch Adams of the Veterinary World".
2. Things with eyes staring at her.
3. She wants to taser people.

lolacat(ΩΜ)

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:11:50 EDT

kristen bell, you will forever be veronica mars in my heart. you will do no wrong, and i will always aspire to be as badass as you were. this, i promise you.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

TheGuvnah — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:11:37 EDT

I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Veronica but Kristen herself hasn't made any impressive choices lately.

TheGuvnah

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Sunbunny — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:10:12 EDT

Interesting. However I don't know Kristen Bell so I have no idea whether this is total bull or not.

Sunbunny

Heroes' Sexy Kristen Bell Has The Handwriting Of A Hermit; Kidnapper

blackbirdfly — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:49 EDT

I don't use block letters for ransom notes. I cut random letters out of magazines like everyone else.

blackbirdfly