Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0 - Jezebel Comments

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Jezebabe — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:35:01 EDT

@It'stheRooo: Who, Kate Moss? I read she stopped giving interviews when she used to go out with Johnny Depp, either him or his publicist suggested it. She's been mostly mum ever since. But Gisele's hoarse portuguese-accented voice is everywhere!!!! And it's Heidi's voice in all those VS commercials.

Jezebabe

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Jezebabe — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:33:04 EDT

Oh and poor, poor Rachel Zoe, she's become a charicature of herself, all wrinkled orange skin, bones, and flowy "boho" caftans. She and Amy Winehouse should be the poster girls for some combined anti-drug/anti-anorexia campaign, don't forget Rachel's like 35, and she acutally used to be much more wrinkled up a few years ago. Yuk. And Amy's 24!!!!!

Jezebabe

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Jezebabe — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:29:54 EDT

I love Vanessa Paradis, she should be everywhere as far as I'm concerned. And since when are eyelash combs "new"? The thing is that they are usually sold with an eyebrow brush on the other side. You can get one for less than 5 bucks, even at Sephora. Theyr'e good for separating your lashes if you wear too much mascara. Don't laugh, it's useful!!!!
And I thought Kate Moss was the highest paid model? Since when is Gisele #1? Only if you count her Victoria's Secret money from last year, but that's over now. And most of Heidi Klum's income is not from actual "modelling" so why does it count? It's mostly from her TV shows and her line of shoes/jewelry.

Jezebabe

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

vivresavie17 — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:43:59 EDT

@Bella_vina: But....but...have you seen Giselle? She's not really what I would call curvy. That she's got this reputation as a voluptuous siren is a huge testament to marketing.

vivresavie17

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:19:08 EDT

@Skinny Bone Jones: No kidding! I wear makeup probably once a month and even I have an eyelash comb.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:34:27 EDT

Geezell haz muvee. Hydee haz teevee show (even if on Lyfetyme). Kayte no haz.

Does anyone else notice she doesn't ever seem to talk in public?

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

PrairieGirl — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:30:56 EDT

Some of those Google themes are pretty hideous. Most of the fashion ones are just busy busy patterns that make no concession to the fact that there is text on the page that you might actually want to read. Some of the more 'arty' ones are pretty cool. This one's my favourite.[www.google.ca]

PrairieGirl

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

lisas — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:24:30 EDT

@Skinny Bone Jones: The only makeup I wear regularly is mascara, and I use my eyelash comb pretty much every day. It's as indispensable as my hairbrush! Clumpy mascara looks cheap and trashy, especially if it's the only makeup you've got on. TEAM EYELASH COMB.

I never got into those eyelash curlers though.

Why are we so big on Carine of French Vogue? Isn't she unapologetically in favour of ridiculous standards of thin-ness ie the enemy?

lisas

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

buggeroff — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:56:52 EDT

I love my eyelash comb(s). How is this new? How is it dispensable? I find it extremely handy, thank you v. much.

buggeroff

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Miss-Pringle — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:38:52 EDT

Ziz street, yes, I had a certain vision about ziz street. It was nozing before me, rien. A lane, yes? Sank you, zat is enuf time for you, n'est ce pas?

Miss-Pringle

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

mepo — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:37:02 EDT

Umm eyelash combs have been around for decades right?

mepo

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

WorkingWino — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:28:10 EDT

@Varina: Nor does she look like a 60-year-old shrew shrink-wrapped into a 34-year-old coke addict's body.

WorkingWino

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Varina — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:04:47 EDT

A big, haughty "ha ha" to Rachel Zoe and as always- Carine for the win. At leasts she does interesting spreads and keeps the magazine fresh and fashion forward. And she doesn't look like a little judgemental bird.

Varina

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:03:33 EDT

comments?

ineffable.me

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

CMG — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:03:32 EDT

this explains the new 'artist's themes' on my iGoogle homepage. jezebel keeps me in the know. 'cause i totally haven't bothered to click on the link, or anything. i am that kind of lazy.

CMG

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

jenndavo — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:54:56 EDT

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Schlub Chic beats Zoe's Heroin Chic any day.

jenndavo

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Bella_vina — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:54:43 EDT

*fashion , god I can´t spell today. I should have a glass of wine later. You here me, Rachel? Wine and cheese, it makes me happy!

Bella_vina

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

krismry — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:54:27 EDT

This is a class argument! Rachel is a person from a trailer park in the view of the Devil who decides on the Met guest list.

krismry

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

BlueJeanBaby19 — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:53:59 EDT

rachel zoe freaks me out, like really freaks me out... i know she weighs about 1/80th of what i weigh... but she still scares the bejeezus out of me.

BlueJeanBaby19

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:53:49 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: well you wouldn't be wearing work clothes, you would be wearing gowns. so that's probably ok.

@Bella_vina: amazing.

ineffable.me

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

manic pixie flackette — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:52:08 EDT

My first thought when I saw this headline was "How did you find out their dress sizes?"

manic pixie flackette

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

brendastarlet — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:50:51 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: it's only early May, after all, and much too soon for pastels. Her staff will be hideously unfashionable. I'm betting Anna wears something like fuschia so that she's the only color among them.

Re Rachel Zoe, her banishment is CRUSHING considering that Anna allowed Jessica Simpson to come last year.

brendastarlet

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Bella_vina — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:50:29 EDT

highest paid models : curvy, lingerie- bombshell-ish, pretty happy

most hated fasion "influcencerS" : stupid, too thin, probably envy everyone who enyjoys life and eats.

Ha!

Bella_vina

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:50:13 EDT

The Rogan for Target collection is also going to be sold at Barneys. Which is not Target at all.

Fashion misfit that I am, my first thought was, "Seth Rogan is designing clothes now? This multi-hyphenate bullshit has officially gone too far."

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

tscheese — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:49:03 EDT

But how can you not love Rachel Zoe? She's the one responsible for every.single.celebrity's signature style! Enormous uninteresting sunglasses, strange maternity dresses, overprocessed bleached hair, and road-construction-orange skin--IT'S SO ON-TREND. What's not to love?

tscheese

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

DorothyZbornak — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:49:00 EDT

Dude, Karl Lagerfeld is totally street.

DorothyZbornak

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

BeckySharper — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:48:10 EDT

@ineffable.me: Well, yes. But I hate her more for doing damage to other people than just for being an asshole.

BeckySharper

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

BrutallyHonestBabes — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:48:05 EDT

@tashatakeadive:

It's like Godzilla vs. Mothra. You can't root for either, so you just enjoy the craptacular battle whilst sipping a mimosa.

BrutallyHonestBabes

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

TheUptightMidwesterner — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:48:02 EDT

So, if I go to Steve and Barry's, can I get that huge hair twister Barrie Bradshaw was tripping around in?

I would totally wear it, too.

Once.

As a joke.

That no one would really get outside of Jezebel.

Never mind.

TheUptightMidwesterner

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

solaana — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:47:47 EDT

@es-ki-mo: The line to knock her out, hide her in a closet, and steal her life is kind of long, I hate to tell you.

solaana

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:47:45 EDT

@tashatakeadive: I'm pretty sure it's Team Anna then, have you ever read Jeffrey Steingarten's column? fucking rad.

ineffable.me

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:47:19 EDT

Of course Wintour would require everyone wear pale colors... god forbid you wear something slimming if you can't drop those few extra ounces everyone's pressuring you to drop!

Seriously though, I'd be screwed. Almost all my work clothes are dark neutrals. And does this rule apply after labor day?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

keldo — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:35 EDT

Dang, I think I'm about 1/35 as pretty as Gisele - why didn't I make $1 million last year?

keldo

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

angelheadedhipster — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:45:42 EDT

I love Estelle and Christian - it's a match made in artistic heaven!

angelheadedhipster

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

tashatakeadive — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:44:34 EDT

@Meg: That was my deciding factor...Whoever lets me eat more

tashatakeadive

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Miss-Pringle — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:43:04 EDT

my gawd that's an unflattering dress. Like a gnarly old cocoon she's crawled halfway out of.

Miss-Pringle

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

niaray — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:42:42 EDT

Ha, ha, ha, Rachel Zoe is hideous, and on crack. More influential than Vogue because you dress C listers, I think not. Nice move, Anna.

niaray

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:41:56 EDT

@BeckySharper: As a stylist?
bitch is horrible every way you look at it, not just cause of her job.

ineffable.me

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

nadarine — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:41:52 EDT

Wintour: 1 lb.
Zoe: 0 lbs.

nadarine

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Meg — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:41:51 EDT

@tashatakeadive: Usually, I use food as the tie-breaker, but in this case, I think you're screwed either way.

Meg

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

campanita — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:40:48 EDT

I didn't want to go ANYWAY! I'll be very busy eating this lettuce and sticking pins in my Nicole Ritchie and Anna Wintour voodoo dolls.
love, Rachel Zoe

campanita

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

Triphena — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:40:40 EDT

@tashatakeadive: eh, either way, in the end, you'd end up on Team Souless Zombie. So it's kind of a moot point.

Triphena

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

es-ki-mo — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:40:14 EDT

Vanessa Paradis is also the new face for my fist, as I've just announced plans to beat her up and steal her man.

es-ki-mo

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

BeckySharper — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:40:03 EDT

I despise Rachel Zoe. As a stylist, she was a total mean girl, and I completely believe all those stories about her bullying her clients into losing way too much weight. So when the Mean Girl Queen lays the smack down on her ass, I rejoice.

(I will return to hating Anna Wintour tomorrow.)

BeckySharper

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

ineffable.me — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:39:15 EDT

Keren Craig probably got demoted because she is not super skinny like Georgina.

SUCK ON THAT RACHEL ZOE!!!!

ineffable.me

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

tashatakeadive — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:38:50 EDT

Hmmmm... Team Zoe or Team Wintour? How will I ever decide?

tashatakeadive

Anna Wintour: 1; Rachel Zoe: 0

JinxyMcDeath — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:36:51 EDT

Banishment from the Costume Gala? Gee, I thought Anna was gonna go more lenient and just have her kidnapped and tortured.

Also, Rachel Zoe has had some MAJOR work on her face. I saw her pre and post work, up close, at Fashion Week. No one goes from their entire face being wrinkly...to no wrinkles. Busted!

JinxyMcDeath