<![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> How the HELL is that last one the Silver Surfer?

Also, the angel model totes has an odd lump at her waist the photoshopper missed...Oops! It has a shenis!

superlayne

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @EdnasEdibles: AMEN! Tom Welling, ftw!

Blujai

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Macloserboy: you're not writing a dissertation chapter on it. (at least I assume). I have waaaaaaay more shame.

Yes_Tim_Gunn

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Catwoman's pelvic area freaks me out. Do not want.

smopenna

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> That first photo is fabulous.

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @That_little_attention_whore: "Someone need an education from Edna Mode about the dangers of capes!"

I'm a new commenter here on Jezebel and I'm a costumer. I was SO going to make my commenter name Edna Mode but I didn't think anyone would get it!

"Identify yourself"

"Edna Mode. And guest!"

Ruby_Slippers

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> It's all relative. If this were an ANTM shoot, it would be considered really successful. But I do think Gwyneth would be going home--based on this, her best shot.

LisaMc

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Poison Ivy wouldn't save anyone anyway. SHE'S A VILLAIN.

That said, her dress is totally ridic.

saythisword

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @JustZoot: Thank goodness for your comment...I was beginning to think I was crazy for seeing that that angel was packing a little heat.

His_Dark_Continent

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Kilotwat: Whoops, you beat me to it.

HotNuttyBrownie

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Words can not express how excited I am for the Costume Institute exhibit. Fashion and superheroes are my two great loves.

HowEVAH, it needs to be pointed out that Aquaman is DC, *not* Marvel.

HotNuttyBrownie

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: We don't?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Nothing says 'I simplify everything' like sequins and a superhero helmet.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @MissKittyFantastico: ...and capes are hell for getting in and out of the crowded Conde elevators. Maybe a bit easier in summertime when people are not wearing much at all?

foolinthepool

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> You know, when the cover image is all small like it is in Jezebel mainpage, Gwyneth's face actually looks like it's been removed and photoshopped back on, but an almost imperceptibly little bit too far left from her body.

Kazzah

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Kilotwat: Something tells me rich computer comic book nerds probably don't read Vogue.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: I see you're typing to us from an alternate universe where fashion is all-important and nerds never managed to parlay the computer thing into any bank. How very much like a comic book plot!

Kilotwat

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @tscheese: Ooo, I CAN haz. Thanks, cheez!

The Poison Ivy dress is SPECTACULAR, but my fav is the angel: "goin to haydeez". Heeeeeee.

LBB

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: She has the power to hyp-no-tize the entire Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

Lizawithazee

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Kilotwat: Well, Anna Wintour has power, of some kind.

Unlike people that know about comic books.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Every time I click on this, the pictures start loading and then disappear! I can haz LOLVogue?

LBB

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Mostly that she can survive on eight calories a day.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I am grievously offended that they attributed Aquaman and the Little Mermaid (no relation to the Disney character) to Marvel comics. Everybody knows Aquaman is DC. How would Anna Wintour like it if people said she works for Vanity Fair? I hope someone puts itching powder in her wig.

Kilotwat

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> The Catwoman costume seems to indicate a sick circle of logic about the female body. Start with the natural woman, tell her to be adolescent-thin, then wrap her in a shell mimicking boobs and hips. That thing just *hangs* on her.

Though! I'll be honest, I look forward to seeing the vague knockoffs on curvy women.

unlegion

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> So what is Gwyneth's superpower?

Her diet will kill you?

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Why would they make Gwen look like an Olsen twin?

hammerimissu

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @jenndavo: For Madonna as Catwoman, GIS "Madonna Human Nature".

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @awinoforever: Yeah. That doesn't even come close, in anyway.

I feel like they started out with the superhero idea, and told it to the designers or photographers, or whatever. "Poison Ivy, oh yes, she's fabulous! Catwoman! Fierce! Mrraow!" Also, a mermaid!"

"A mermaid isn't really a superhero."

"And one that's an angel!"

"That's not really a superhero, eith--"

"And look, we'll give this one such shoulders! See? She is just like a superhero!"

"Fine, do it. I'll just...start googling things for the captions."

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @tscheese: You are my heeeero. *swoons* Gracias!

This whole shoot looks like an ode to Madonna. Anjelic moddle = Madge from "Dick Tracy" plus wings. Bewblicious little mermaid = Blonde Ambition era. Catwoman = uh, I'm sure M has boned someone involved with the Batman movies at some point.

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @jenndavo: I had trouble seeing the images until I went into the page source and lifted out the direct links to the JPGs.

Hope this works for you:

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @EdnasEdibles: Um, yeah. I wanted to see Tom Welling too, because I haven't missed an episode of that crap show...ever. Sigh. I'm such a sad geek.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> No, I cannot haz lulz. Not mine.

(Anyone else having trouble seeing this post?)

jenndavo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Political Party Girl: Don't let the outfit fool you, for concealed in those shoulder pads are 700 megawatts of electric death in the form of particle beams and jacketed plasma cannons.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> poison ivy looks hot though. i'd buy that if it was at TJ Maxx.

wilmawonker

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @wilmawonker: I guess the theme is "superhero style" which means if they can connect it to ANY sort of super hero, male or female, however flimsily, they will make it work.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I still don't get what/who the last one's supposed to be. I can read some text in the caption about the Silver Surfer, but I'm confused.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> i was just at the dermatologist's office and i thought - i hope jezebel lolz this.
pointy shells - bra AND weapon.


confusedforahotsecond runs like a girl

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Notes from the underwhelmed: AGREED. That last one is supposed to remind you of the silver surfer, that's not even a heroINE. Who does their research? How is this the best they could come up with? Jezebel, hold a contest, we can do better!

wilmawonker

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Do Catwoman's shoes have teeth? Yikes.

sympathyforthedevil

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @lisas: When I was a little kid, I thought Spiderman and Batman were both BADGUYS. And that all the comicbooks and cartoons about them were all about their evil hijinx. And I thought that was just the coolest fucking thing - that there could be shows and books about badguys.

Then I realized that they were just really quirky goodguys and I was a little bit bummed out.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: Shoulderpad Woman, duh. Superhero to all women in the 80's.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @ToUnfoldThem:heh. Me too! This whole spread made me giggle. I kind of lerv it.

honkytonk

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Can has photoshoot?

Can has clooze up plz?

DocGratis

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: When I was a kid, I assumed that Superman's flight powers were contained within his cape, like floppy red wings.

I love the Incredibles too guys, but whoa.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> The product of genetic engineering, Dawnstar has a pair of feathered wings. When the out-of-this world heroine is in deep-space, she can travel faster than the speed of light.

And when she's in a custom sequined Dior Haute Couture dress, one look is enough to devastate any archnemesis.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Also, in the text for "Little Mermaid" I read breathe underwater as breathe underwear.

I was perplexed as to how this would work but it sounded cool.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @tscheese: DAMNIT you beat me to the Batman cape!

I was like, Cape can be good. is fireproof.

Also,

Vogue hates not only the normal womenz bodies, but the superheeroo bodiez too.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I can crimefightz wit mai titz?

VegasDarling

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> "'Super'-models, hah! Nothing super about them, spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poufy lips who think only about themselves..."*

* Except Tatiana, of course.

laughingacademy

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Did Mr. Jay design this shoot?

I hear his voice directing in the background.

jemandtheholograms

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> This is too much fail to comprehend

deathletter

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> with apologies to the Fug girls, the angel dress is giving off a serious polterwang. Maybe her weapon is the weapon of suprise?

JustZoot

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Yeah, they completely missed on the "super-hero" costumes. At least they gave the Little Mermaid some weapons - two pointy-as-a-stick boobs. That'll cut ya.

Smirk

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> as ill-suited for crime fighting as it may be, that nina ricci dress in the first pic is pretty gorgeous...actually, isn't poison ivy a villain anyway?

mckeb753

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> They should have put the moddles in underoos.

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @redheadedstepchild: True. But it would be hard to do certain types of evil in that outfit, too. Evil seduction, do-able. Rappelling into the Gotham Museum to steal priceless pieces of art? Not so much.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @cate3710: Batman's cape has all kinds of badass properties. It's like fireproof, and it can stiffen as a temporary hang-glider, and it's like, comfort-rated by Eddie Bauer to -30F.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @brookidy: Do you have any idea how hard I would have rocked She-Ra's headpiece-face framey-gold muttonchops-thingy? No. No, you do not.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @cate3710: Well, yes, but that didn't happen until the invented mimetic memory fabric.

In the old days, it was just extremely dramatic.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> And the RoboGwyneth looks eerily similar to the RoboDrewBarrymore from one of the previous LOL-Voagg posts. It's like they have one template for facial shape and expression, and they slap it on anyone who appears on the cover.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: Isn't the cape in Batman Beginspractical and useful somehow? Not just flowy?

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I am entranced by the fusion of LOL and cat in the quasi-Catwoman pic, which is so meta-lolcat that the universe should implode.

But holy god, what's the deal with the bell-like thing around her hips?

Heelz arnt partikularli ajul apparul choyse, but Bell Hip Kuntrapshun iz eevn wurse foar ajilitee. HALP.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I just love when the celeb women, like Gwynnie, give the mothers of America life advice. Like the advice to make everything more simplified. I bet simplicity is easier to achieve, however, when you're the nepotism and gene favored daughter of rich people, and a millionairess yourself. She makes it look so easy!

BrutallyHonestBabes

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: it's supposed to resemble the silver surfer according to the caption but ye-ah, they were stretching it with that one.

awinoforever

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Don't be hatin' on Iron Man! A long time ago, when he was Iron Boy, his grade-school pals used to bag on him for the rust-stains on the his external underwear! Just sayin'…

mrtrailsafety

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> i actually really liked this photo spread and the one with tom welling with all the sexy secretary clothes. i think its my boyfriend's comic book obsession rubbing off on me.

awinoforever

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Notes from the underwhelmed: I would totally be down with a Samus Aran photoshoot.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Loki_Monster: Gwyneth Paltrow IS a cyberman!

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @MadameOvary: I can't help but giggle everytime I think of Edna saying "No capes!" Too funny.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @and Begorrah: I just walked around in my Wonder Woman Underoos and matching tennis shoes. There was nobody faster, anywhere.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> So Gwyneth Paltrow is a Cyberman?

Loki_Monster

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @VikingQuest: I'd be willing to throw down with you and say that Catwoman is less a supervillain and more an antihero. But we might get scolded if we do that.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> The first one is Poison Ivy, a villain - she wouldn't be saving anyone, anyway. "Mah power, you is under it."

toastandlove

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> All I can think is, "NO CAPES!"

ToUnfoldThem

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @jesmcb: I can't decide if she looks more like Percy or Gordon.

sassyredhead

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> What's with the Little Mermaid? "Oooh! I'm going to go solve crimes with my fins and magical singing voice! Outlaws beware!"

What about Tank Girl? Or any of these?

[en.wikipedia.org]

Notes from the underwhelmed

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> There is a Tom Welling photo in one of the beginning sections of this issue that is super creepy. He and some stylist are posing together and I'm not entirely sure what to make of it. Anyone else notice what I am talking about?

MedalofPetals

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @cate3710: She's a badgirl. Poison ivy. Causing evil, not fighting.

@tashatakeadive: yeah, it is awesome.

redheadedstepchild

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Miss-Pringle: she can save our souls from satan, of course!
that's eternal- top that, batman.


Polka.Your.Eyes.Out

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> The angelic dress would be hot if it was strapless. But keep the wings.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @OhhYeah: When I was that many, I dressed like a superhero all. the. time. This involved pulling the back of my dress up over my shoulders as a cape.
And this is why I have no childhood pictures to share with Jezebel--because I Was a First-Grade Flasher.


andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Oh noes! Angellic moddle betray ceiling cat....no worriez. Basement cat waiting fur u.

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @braak: Word. And his grapling hook. Don't try to rob him of his accessories.

SouthernSatine

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @scrumtrulescent: Yes.

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Wait. There is no way this shoot is super-hero inspired. Aside from the lack of capes, which has already been documented, I see nary a person in tights. Or knee high boots. Or even body armour! I call shenanigans, Vogue. I can haz Wunder Wommin plz?

Also, Tom Welling is beautiful, despite the fact that he is 32 and still pretending to be 18. That is all.

SouthernSatine

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: You, exactly what I was thinking, esp. after Syndrome gets sucked into the engine of his own plane by his cape and blows up - WICKED!

MadameOvary

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Points to Vogue for not dragging out tired BDSM wear for Wonder Woman.

Also Catwomen and Poison Ivy....super villans. Not heroines.

Little Mermaid, please just end up on some Japanese family's dinner table.

VikingQuest

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> All I know is that I got hysterical when I read 'bewbs'. Because I'm this-many today [holding up 5 fingers].

OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Haydeez! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @That_little_attention_whore: Also a good point. Damn, I'm torn. Cape or no cape? Luckily I will never had to decide, since I'm far too clumsy to be a superhero.

Also, I'm really looking forward to this exhibit. Superheros! Clothes! Yay!

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: @MissKittyFantastico: i had COMPLETELY forgotten about that.

you know what this shoot is missing? underwear over tights.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I'm thinking it wouldn't be too hard to outrun that fish girl.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> this is weird, but I am going to put it out there. does gwenyth's face remind you of one of the faces on a thomas the tank engine train???

jesmcb

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @That_little_attention_whore: you beat me to it, and with more style...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @tashatakeadive: oh now youre just being difficult.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @CorporateTool: exactly. have we learned nothing from international male?

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Looks like I beat everyone with the "incredibles" cape references!

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @MissKittyFantastico: Batman needs a cape.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> oh frick. *write

Bella_vina

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @CorporateTool: yeah, last time I checked the Bride of Frankenstein didn't have superpowers

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I love the "When Good Work Goes Bad" tag on the cover. Are they finally addressing their Photoshop abuse?

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna: No capes!

Please imagine Edna from The INcredibles styling this shoot...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> As a former comic book nerd I gotta say that these aren't very superhero-y, except for the obvious lifts (Catwoman and Poison Ivy of course). I'm not even talking what's practical garb for leaping around rooftops, just in the look. The Poison Ivy dress is a work of ART though. Wow.

I never buy Vogue, but I would buy LOLVogue in a heartbeat. Jezebel wins again.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I was wanting to respond, but Jezebel is eating the comments. I must agree that while capes are showy, we learned from The Incredibles that capes invariably result in our hero or villian being sucked into a jet engine or being caught on things that go *boom*. No to capes.

MissKittyFantastico

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @tashatakeadive: Yes, but Cat Woman is straight out of an ANTM shoot. "Look ferocious!"

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> For the uninitiated:

+ Watch video

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Haydeez nutz?

JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> anna ball. That just made my day. I´m gonna wright a song with that.

Bella_vina

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Those shoes are for some serious ass kicking, perhaps in Johnny Vegas's direction.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @That_little_attention_whore: Ha! True. Also, most of these seem more like mythical/storybook characters than superheroes.

I demand external underwear!

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Who invited Klaus Nomi's wife Kris?

garrison-tequillor

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> ...what.the.fuck.

s1ipstream

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Does this mean I have to have a huge, exaggerated body part to be Vogue now?

scrumtrulescent

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @CorporateTool: capes also help keep balance. duh. totes important.

i was so hoping this issues would be LOLed. cuz i lol'd at the pics myself.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Angel moddel looks like she could save jack shit.

Miss-Pringle

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> So, the last superhero is, "This dress is shiny"?

braak

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Aside from the ferocity of Cat Woman, they all look very damsel-in-distress-esque no? Good to know how Vogue defines superhero.

tashatakeadive

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @CorporateTool: Someone need an education from Edna Mode about the dangers of capes!

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @CorporateTool: Good point.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> @cate3710: Capes=necessary. How else are you to make an entrance?

CorporateTool

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> Man, I thought crime-fighting in a cape was impractical. The flowy gown has it beat.

cate3710

]]> <![CDATA[LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> I can has tom welling pics pleeze?

EdnasEdibles

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