Ashley Olsen, Isabella Rossellini Dress Old For Film Premiere - Jezebel Comments

Ashley Olsen, Isabella Rossellini Dress Old For Film Premiere

Topsyjane — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:19:19 EDT

I love Isabella, so I'm going to give her a pass. Maybe she got busy puttering around the house and lost track of time. Or like bonsiiiii above said, gardening. Exactly. At least her seatmates in the theater won't be hearing her bitching all night about how her feet hurt, the dress is too tight, she's cold, etc.

And I feel like Ashley's mom - Oh, honey! You look so pretty with your hair out of your eyes, standing up straight, not drowning your cute body in overlong nightgowns. I totally forgot you had ankles and wrists! Sit, let me fix a plate for you...

Topsyjane

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LookyLoo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:10:44 EDT

I hate Ashley Olsen's outfit in theory, but she always seems to pull that stuff off. I wish I had that ability to make crazy shit look chic.

LookyLoo

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bansaiiiiii — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:41:04 EDT

Isabella Rossellini looks like she got her makeup done early in the day, the started gardening and lost track of time and didn't have time to change.

I actually love Ashley Olsen's outfit.

bansaiiiiii

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TwiceShy — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:04:12 EDT

TwiceShy

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TwiceShy — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:28:12 EDT

Now I think that maybe Glenda Bailey is the subject of the BI of not nowing how to use a computer/email.

TwiceShy

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Zlevee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:41:29 EDT

This is the best Ashley Olsen has ever looked - even if it isn't fashionable.

Zlevee

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MissHathaway — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:38:58 EDT

@Incognegro -: I was thinking Selita got special helium implants.

MissHathaway

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Sarasvati49 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:00:12 EDT

Glad one of the twins realized that wearing clothes that are proportional looks so much better than drowning in seas of fabric. She looks good for starters...

Sarasvati49

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PopCultureSavant — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:52:21 EDT

really ashley olsen? really? no effort went into that outfit. valentina looks great though; she makes me want to frolic in the grass

PopCultureSavant

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LeggoMyEggo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:00:51 EDT

Did the Olsen's wake up from their nightmare recently? Both have been looking fabuloussss of late!

LeggoMyEggo

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kellybean — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:45:59 EDT

@freedc: Shit, she's barely recognizable with a smile. She really should do it more often, she has good teeth.

kellybean

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little stripes — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:45:51 EDT

I like the shoes, just not with the outfit. And the sunglasses have got to go. But otherwise she looks cute for once!

little stripes

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stuck_in_the_middle — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:41:55 EDT

@nowherefast502: I actually thought that WAS Claire Danes for a second. She looks lovely.

stuck_in_the_middle

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Catmoe — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:37:31 EDT

@amandahugnkiss: No floating heads, but an amazing montage nonetheless. Synthesized trumpets!

Catmoe

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PhillyLass — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:30:18 EDT

@Philthyist is annoyed: Not just you-- I think there's something different about her face too. Perhaps she got some work done? Got herself botoxified?

PhillyLass

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amandahugnkiss — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:28:16 EDT

@Catmoe: Oh.My.God. I remember when he played that for her! Didn't they keep having her superimposed smiling head floating around John Stamos while he was singing? If they didn't, they totally should have.

amandahugnkiss

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whyknot — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:48 EDT

@tscheese: enjoy your fierce sandal shopping tscheese!

whyknot

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Catmoe — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:25:25 EDT

Couldn't help but remember this little Stamos-penned gem:

Michelle's at home,
The cats are purring,
She doesn't know what worry is.
She's safe and warm and she's not sorry,
She doesn't know what sorry is.

Michelle's smiling,
Michelle's smiling,
Michelle's smiling.

The news is on and Michelle's laughing,
Can't make sense of what the pictures show.
She knows no fear she keeps on laughing,
If we could only know what Michelle knows

Michelle's smiling,
Michelle's smiling,
Michelle's smiling.

Catmoe

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whyknot — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:24:03 EDT

@lermanzo: and go out dressed like my mother! gak! horrified! go home and change right now, missy! you're italian for god's sake, you can't be seen in public like that.

whyknot

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I Shot the Sheriff — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:23:08 EDT

Isabella looks like my Latin teacher... and that ain't good.

I Shot the Sheriff

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:11:00 EDT

I don't know what to do about normal Olsens! I liked them as slightly eccentric bag women because they could be...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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wednesdaywolf — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:10:27 EDT

I am so undecided about Ashley: she looks kind of cool, and definitely more normal, but I sort of miss the duck face, and I actually didn't recognize her... which is both a pro and a con...
The only thing that I can get myself to agree on is: LOSE THE SUNGLASSES. They are totes inappropriate.

wednesdaywolf

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Alia — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:09:23 EDT

@Bianca_Cheri: Speaking of which, is MAC makeup really all I hear it is?

Ashley looks like a completely different person.

Alia

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PinkBox — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:09:07 EDT

It is nice seeing her dress in clothing that actually fits her!

PinkBox

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mepo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:07:17 EDT

Pink lipstick will always be my mom's domain, she's been wearing it since the 80s - mostly on her teeth. She rocks it nontheless.

mepo

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tscheese — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:04:05 EDT

@virtualcatlady (formerlycuteasabutton): Haha! I'm trying out the line from the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt vs. Tyra video from last night.

Heidi denied seeing? Having details about? Lauren's sex tape and she insisted "OMG I WAS IN SURGERY AT THE TIME." (For her, y'know, boobs.)

I'm using "OMG I WAS IN SURGERY AT THE TIME" to deny knowledge of things now.

But I did have foot surgery once! And I rarely rarely wear heels as a result. Hence: gladiator lurve. I kinda want to buy some, like, stat. It's payday!

tscheese

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LoSpaz — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:02:32 EDT

Ashley looks like she got caught off guard. She's probably off flogging herself today for smiling for the camera.

That said, she looks damn good.

LoSpaz

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Cuteasabutton — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:02:16 EDT

@tscheese: Haha! Me too, I love gladiator sandals,I can't wear flimsy flip flops...
Was it foot surgery?

Cuteasabutton

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WorkerBee2000 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:00:31 EDT

Why does Isabella Rosselini always insist on dressing like a monk?

And I also can't hate Jamee Gregory's outfit. She is dressed exactly as I imagine all WASPY socialites should be dressed. As long as she's not wearing a headband carrying one of those hideous April Cornell bags she is ah-okay with me!

WorkerBee2000

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amandahugnkiss — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:00:24 EDT

I second (and fifteenth) everyone who said Ashley looks super cute smiling. I also like the gladiator sandals, but not with her outfit. Maybe a peep toe bootie instead?

WANT Helena Christensen's shoes. She (and all the other hot 90s supermodels) is aging so well!! I hope I look that good at 30, let alone 40!

amandahugnkiss

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Sophie is addicted to Now 'n Laters — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:59:36 EDT

@freedc: Ashley smiling looks a bit pained. Like the kind of smile I give when my aunt says, "Ya better get married before the grays start to grow" and I hard smile instead of swearing.

Sophie is addicted to Now 'n Laters

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M.Wyeth — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:59:30 EDT

Now I almost always think Ashley looks great, and I agree that the sandals are hot. But she looks ancient, like Mom-ish, like some poignant, pilled-out trophy wife who is just trying too hard in this picture.

M.Wyeth

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Lizawithazee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:59:15 EDT

I love the gladiator sandals too. Probably because they're not dark so they look more interesting and pretty and don't chop the leg and foot up so much. Also, I prefer to think of them as Jesus sandals.

Lizawithazee

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tscheese — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:57:06 EDT

@shewar: I secretly luuuuurve gladiator sandals, because they're usually flat and they usually have enough structural integrity to stay on my feet.

But you didn't hear that from me! Oh, no no. I was in surgery at the time. Hee.

tscheese

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SuzieCreamcheese — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:56:35 EDT

An Olsen twin who looks not-homeless and happy to be alive?! Go on girl!

SuzieCreamcheese

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Riff_Randell — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:55:56 EDT

Looks like Rossellini switched wardrobes with Ellen Page. Two girl-crushes in one!!!!!!!

Riff_Randell

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nowherefast502 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:55:01 EDT

does anyone else think ashley slightly looks like claire danes here?

nowherefast502

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zivah — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:53:40 EDT

"Also go ahead and crucify me: Love the gladiator sandals."

Consider yourself crucified, my dear.

zivah

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Cuteasabutton — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:53:22 EDT

@Bianca_Cheri: It looks rather painful to be honest.

Cuteasabutton

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freedc — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:53:20 EDT

I know I keep linking to Mollygood lately, but I'll defend it by the fact that it was actually Cord who led me to Jezebel about a year ago now.

ANYWAY, here are some other pics of Ashley from this party, one of her actually smiling! She looks great, she should do it more often:

[www.mollygood.com]

freedc

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abbycadabby — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:52:45 EDT

Eh - all the printed dresses are variations of ugly wallpaper. Do. Not. Want.

abbycadabby

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:52:33 EDT

I hope this signals the end of Ashley's "Little Match Girl" phase.

TheUptightMidwesterner

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Merkin — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:51:55 EDT

I suppose it's an improvement over What Has Gone Before, but Ashley, in that outfit, looks to me exactly like a slightly hungover admin assistant running out for coffee.

Merkin

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Bianca_Cheri — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:51:19 EDT

oooh two AWESOME hot pink lipsticks to try from MAC are "All About Town" and "Rebel" I looove them. They look great on almost every skin tone.

Also Selita Ebanks has one of the WORST boob jobs ever. They resemble Posh's former boobs, too round and hard looking to even pretend they are real.

Bianca_Cheri

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shewar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:50:11 EDT

For some reason those gladiator sandals work. I just don't understand how.

shewar

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Philthyist — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:49:56 EDT

@EleanorRigby:not just you- I am asking the same question- its like her face matured over night.
Actually- she looks great.

Philthyist

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honeybunchesofoats — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:49:33 EDT

I love Helena Christiansen, but she always poses so oddly - face leaning down, or something, I don't know. Is she ashamed to be tall?

honeybunchesofoats

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prickles — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:49:10 EDT

Isabella just woke up, too.

Ashley reminds me of Jennifer Aniston circa 1997.

prickles

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not.a.clever.name — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:48:46 EDT

Wow...Ashley actually can smile. I wonder if Mary-Kate also has that ability.

I mean, she looks a little like she just stepped off a plane, but all possible sins are erased because the corners of her mouth go up! And I see teeth...TEETH!

@smallymcpocket: I have them!

not.a.clever.name

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lisas — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:48:34 EDT

@smallymcpocket: Let's do a tagteam shoe mugging, you get the left one I get the right one.

I'm coo coo for warm turquoisy blue right now. Cah-ray-zee.

lisas

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tscheese — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:47:42 EDT

Also I just can't hate Jaime Gregory-whose-it's dress. It looks like fun.

I didn't even recognize Ashley Olsen at first! She isn't slouching, wearing dinner-plate-sized sunglasses, she is not covered in thirteen multicolored beanbag chairs, and she looks really glowy and proportionate. Props, Olsen Twin!

tscheese

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Cuteasabutton — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:46:48 EDT

Ashley looks lovely and normal as opposed to her crazy baglady looks...
Also Isabella Rosselini - no! You are so off Ross's list now!

Cuteasabutton

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BAngieB — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:46:07 EDT

Oh, Isabella, honey, bless your heart...did you think it was time to take in the garden?

BAngieB

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:45:50 EDT

Isabella....

What would Ingrid Bergman say if she saw you leave the house in that?

Lady Skittlehattington

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tscheese — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:45:40 EDT

Peter Lindbergh looks alarmingly like my grandpa. Off-kilter glasses, denim shirt, and all.

tscheese

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Kittenish — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:45:38 EDT

I like Jamee Gregory's skirt. Sorry.

Isabella Rossellini is entirely too beautiful to be wearing THAT.

Ashley Olson looks great! Except for the shoes. And I don't really mind the shoes, just not with that outfit.

Kittenish

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gold_gato — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:45:02 EDT

@Philthyist is annoyed: Pout-free!

gold_gato

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JudgeFudge — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:44:49 EDT

Ashley does look great. Maybe her nutritionist, trainer, stylist, and hair and make up people sat her down and collectively gave her a "You're in Big Trouble, Mister".

JudgeFudge

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hfree — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:44:04 EDT

@EleanorRigby: She also looks tall. Hmm. . .

hfree

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mishacat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:43:46 EDT

Love Jamee's dress.

Ashley is almost unrecognizable in a very very good way.

mishacat

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HeatherNumber1 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:42:42 EDT

I love Isabella. She knows she cleans up good, we know she cleans up good. What a tease.

HeatherNumber1

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Incognegro loves Simon Pegg — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:41:48 EDT

Selita Ebanks looks like she may have a waredrobe malfunction. Her left tata looks like it may pop out any minute.

Incognegro loves Simon Pegg

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EleanorRigby — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:41:29 EDT

Does Ashley Olsen suddenly look like she's about 25 or is it just me?

EleanorRigby

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hfree — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:41:22 EDT

Ashley Olsen actually looks like a grown-up in that pic, not like someone who's playing dressup. Good for her.

hfree

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smallymcpocket — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:40:46 EDT

I want Helena Christiansen's shoes, please.

smallymcpocket

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LadyNo Fondles Sweaters — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:39:59 EDT

Is Glenda Bailey wearing a Chris March original?

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

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ScoutFinch — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:39:06 EDT

Ashley is looking downright human, or even, I daresay, kind of sunshiney and lovely in that photo

ScoutFinch

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honeybunchesofoats — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:38:59 EDT

Ashley looks so grown up! I'm in shock!

honeybunchesofoats

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angelheadedhipster — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:38:58 EDT

I didn't recognize Ashley without 200 pounds of clothes on . . . not my favorite outfit, but she looks healthy and happy and it's an improvement over past looks!

angelheadedhipster

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O-RLY — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:38:41 EDT

whoa 2 days in a row of semi-normal looking olsens.

i miss the crazy twins.

O-RLY

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lermanzo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:37:48 EDT

isabella! that is a crime against humanity! you are too beautiful and awesome to hide yourself in a burlap sack!

lermanzo

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allet — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:37:38 EDT

wait...is ashley smiling?

allet

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Philthyist — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:37:38 EDT

Hate the gladiator sandals. Love that she looks like an adult. Srsly. did her face change or is it my imagination?

Philthyist