<![CDATA[ - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> They didn't mention Bubbles in this post. I don't get it. So much better than any of the stuff they showed on Regis and Kelly. I've been wearing these things for years but I guess the weird looking ones show better on TV. [www.lovemybubbles.com]

devojones

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I hate a man with a juicy ass. That picture makes me lose my boner.

FromTheTulleShed

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @nellicat: @glamzonhobbitfeet: Thanks!

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @jasonelias: Haha! You're bad!

Idk, I never think about a guy's ass. Doesn't it seem like football players have really big butts?

glamzonhobbitfeet

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @zivah: Squats can help but it still might not do much if you don't have a lot to work with the begin with.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @jasonelias: Bestie!!!!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @AbbyNormal: Is this similar to a back with a crack?

Incognegro Interrupted

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That's the screen saver that broke up Star Jones and Al's marriage.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: So the ultimate goal is a sculpted Batsuit?

xay

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @olivia2.0: Kelly is a victim of teh TV-thinness disease. Much like the women who starred on Ally McBeal.
Leave off the needing to eat bit.

Thanks.


Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @FourInchHeels: Pudding balloons!!!! Ahahahahahahahaha! I'm going to start using "pudding balloons" as another word for "ass cheeks" from now on.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Cripes. Whatever happened to just stuffing with tissues like we used to in middle school? Maybe pudding balloons if you were really serious, but I think you'd end up smashing them if they were on your bum. Especially since I like to smack nice bums.

FourInchHeels

]]> <![CDATA[]]> In some ways, it seems only fair that men are beginning to experience the same marketing-fueled self-hatred we women have suffered through for nigh on decades. Ultimately though, it doesn't help anyone.

These are just gross.

cassie-la-barraque

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @AbbyNormal: Something the Ambiguously Gay Duo might sport!

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[]]> This would not inspire my hopes for hot sex.

AGreenEyeDevil

]]> <![CDATA[]]> OK and this just reminded me of that True Life on MTV with the dude who got calf implants, but apparently his life was already so hollow that he ate pizza alone in a hotel room post-surgery.

Yeah, I'm sure huge calves are all you need to make your life complete. Do they make soul implants?

TurangaLeela

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Yeah, this really just goes along with all other kinds of deception. People have been padding things for years. And don't forget about the pad's archnemesis, Spanx.

That's right ladies (and men), let's girdle ourselves in some places and pad everything else!

TurangaLeela

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: Lol apparently not? Maybe all this is just like, when a sweet (but not fit) gay moves from Kansas to NYC, he wears all this shit (and avoids getting nekkid) until he can beat his pecs and butt into submission at David Barton Gym?

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @jewess: well, the website does have the rainbow flag. And did you see they are working on a "pec shirt". How about hitting the gym? Is that not an option?!

kellybean

]]> <![CDATA[]]> but, does it feel real? i'm all about grabbing ass and if it felt like padded bra, i wouldn't be pleased, not one bit.

confusedforahotsecond runs like a girl

]]> <![CDATA[]]> No. No, I did not need to see a larger image.

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Also imagine the sound would either squeek or echo loudly with all that plastic around the escape valve(so to say).

sassyredhead

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: you probably don't have anything to worry about. I think a guy wearing padded underwear would be doing it for someone of the same gender... right?

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[]]> That is disgusting. I like a good butt on a guy as much as the next person, but that is awful.

HeliosHyperion

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @stacyinbean: Girl, ain't nothing sad about that. Half the reason I'm a football fan, I reckon.

I loves a nice booty. Like a bike with grippy handlebars. Easier to control. Y'all know what I'm saying.

(As long as his ain't popping more than mine.)

Dagnabbit.

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: I kind of take offense to the 'pouch padding' it's not like I can add bumper bowling pads to my vadge!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[]]> oops - a bit repetitive. the others posted as i was typing. sorry!

hearmeroar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @crushdmb: I feel that pain. I definitely have plenty of butt, but not really in the right places. It's just kind of wide and flat.

layladylan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Archetype: Mine too! My husband gets so embarrassed when I comment on his butt, but it is nice. He doesn't work out or anything, I think he just got lucky. Mine, on the other hand...not so aesthetically pleasing.

layladylan

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @crushdmb: squats, man.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[]]> just trying to imagine reaching down and discovering the fake ass whilst getting nasty with a dude. gotta say that would freak me the hell out. i guess padded bras have led many to a similarly surprising discovery for years...what a strange thing to have to recover from and get back to business.

hearmeroar

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @MsMerlin: Mine's a bike commuter. I just love to squeeze it!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Archetype: Yep. My man is also bootylicious and I love it.

La Madrugada

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Sadly I have a thing for men with bubble butts.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @olivia2.0: Er. "Eating something" doesn't necessarily change your butt. Some people are ... "curvy" elsewhere, but still have a flat ass.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Okay, society, which is it - are our butts too big or too small?

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @nenasadije: really, those are the exact inverse of bike shorts, they ain't got the padding where you need it

nehru

]]> <![CDATA[]]> LOL, my boyfriend has a nice, round bum but it's TINY. He's skinny, skinny. But this would just be EW. Like, padding a bra -- suddenly the underthings come off and you're left disapointed.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Uh, I think there was a Queer As Folk episode about this.

Imagine the awkwardness that ensues during a one night stand ... peeling back man jeans to find ... a fake ass.

apaperplane

]]> <![CDATA[]]> i like a big round bum, but not the fake kind. i'd be disappointed once the underpants came off.

a bit like my dislike of wonderbras-- you whip them off and wonder where the tits went.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @AbbyNormal: I'm disappointed it isn't a photo of Regis. What is wrong with me?

TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> You know, if Kelly Ripa is so concerned about making her butt (or "booty" as it were) "pop", she should maybe, I dunno, EAT SOMETHING! jeeze

olivia2.0

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Great! They are located in my city, Toronto. I may have to go tonight after work!

kellybean

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @TwiceShy: And there it is. That is the "Fullback." Is it not the ass of a titan?

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Fuck, they're like cartoon superhero buttocks.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Archetype: I agree. Mine has what I call a "nice, round bum" after a article I read once and a British lady said that. He's a mailman, so all that walking has paid off.

MsMerlin

]]> <![CDATA[]]> um, what happens when you fart? i'm imagining the smell clinging to you WAY longer than is appropriate.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: The pictures! OMG the pictures! The Fullback! Who has an ass like that?

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Good, now I can tell my man that his bubble ass is the envy of many.

xay

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Ah!

Well, I have to admit, my man has a bubble butt and I LOVE grabbing hold of it.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @kellybean: clearly you learned nothing from the "grower v. shower" post of a few weeks ago.

sassymoniker

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The picture is not loading!
Why do I wanna see it so badly?


TwiceShy

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Bwa ha ha ha. Now, my boy has a condition he calls "grandpa ass," but if he ever put on padded underwear I would laugh my ass off and then make him take them off immediately. Although it might help when in the pit at a show, like those commercials where kids stuff some brand of toilet paper in their pants before getting spanked.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Knowing a guy snuggled his peep into that horrible pouch would conjure images of a slimy baby joey. Wah.

garrison-tequillor

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Bottoms up? I'll drink to those!

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[]]> um, those are called "bike shorts" and my man already has a pair, thanks much.

nenasadije

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Somehow, I think the "Good Butt Fairy" would want a little something in return for his efforts.

JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH?

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Oh great. They have "pouch enhancement pads" for men too. Talk about a disappointment when the underpants come off. I would be a very sad girl, indeed.

kellybean

]]> <![CDATA[]]> These aren't anything new. They used to see these in every novelty/sex store along Christopher Street.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Thank god. I couldn't go another day staring at Regis's flat ass.

americas beard is like clorox sunshine

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