<![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Maybe KB feels bad about high school because she looks like a 16 Year Boy.

Way harsh but I just don't get her appeal

dcetstyle

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I went to middle school with Kate Bosworth and she was no geeky wallflower. She was the head of the popular girls. She was basically Regina George, complete with stealing her best friend's boyfriend. Maybe she's a perfectly nice person now, after all she was 13 when this happened, but why do celebrities insist that they were dorky and unpopular in high school when they clearly weren't?

whatithinkmatters

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I can relate to Stephanie - I'm also a 32D, and it's a pain in the ass to find bras in that size. I've always been told a 34C is the same thing. Um, no.

kc2002

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Macloserboy: It's like when Jessica Simpson used to bitch all the time about being soooo unpopular. Sweetpea, if you were so unloved, how were you voted to Homecoming Court two years in a row? Not an easy feat at our prissy, snotty Texas high school, dear.

hellodarling!

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @hortense: I'm going to go with "Republican," just to stir things up.

Lizawithazee

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Antiheroine: word!

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I care more about the gentrification of CBGB's a hell of a lot more than I care about what happened on the last Rock of Love episode or what the latest picture of Kevin Bacon looks like.

Antiheroine

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @RosaLimonade: Mentally challenged, I believe.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> some news, stephanie--implants will do that to you. most women's breasts change size several times a year. hubby peter grant owns interview, hence "fashion director". connect the dots.

thatgirlinnewyork

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> "I go to the same Starbucks every day in Beverly Hills and they're like, 'Can you please tell them that we want to have new outfits?'...I sit in American Airlines, same thing. I get it all the time. Those chains or big companies, they always come to me."

Wow, that Heidi Klum's got an inordinate amount of pull. She's like Angelina Jolie and Kofi Anan.

Maulleigh

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> "I was such a dorky geek in high school."
Translation: I can hardly believe I'm this famous because I have no real acting talent, just a pretty face, this is just the guilt talking."

that megawatt smile

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Maybe Heidi will give the stewardesses/stewards uniforms that show off their butt cleavage.

dummyfakeroller

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @hortense: The worst part about Croc is that the factory in Québec is actually making a profit. But not enough for the company.

Where are the poor retarded kids who do the packing going to go?

(What's the politically correct term for retarded in English? I can't seem to be able to come up with it.)

RosaLimonade

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: I just think it was a rude comment, and combined with the pretentious "it'll save time in the long run", I felt like I had to say something. Chances are the girl probably has a pretty good hold on possessive nouns without your assistance.

rightfootleft

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> You know what would be awesome? It would be awesome if comments would work properly and stop disapearing.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Philthyist LOVES Idris Elba.: I know, I refused to believe it was SKOOLER until the target commercial when I heard them say the name. haha.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @CrankyOldBroad: It's all true. They're called the 'Cyprus'.

They kinda look like someone told Aldo to make an orthopedic shoe for old ladies to wear dancing.

Triphena

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: it is upsetting. I was watchign one of those crack for your brains fashion shows on E- and they kept saying Skooler. And yet I still believe it should be shooler.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @LoveNoelG: I sat near her at my brother's college graduation. I had completely buried that celebrity sighting in the dark recesses of my mind until this post.

treecut...will cut a beech

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @scrumtrulescent: No shit!
Meh. I just pointed it out because it was two words in one comment (i.e. probably not a typo), because it is worth knowing, and because I was commenting anyway - not because it was making my eyes burn or anything.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Philthyist LOVES Idris Elba.: Huh. That's odd. Proenza, SCHOOL HER! SHOW HER YOUR MOVES ON THE COURT!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> KB may still look like a 16-yr-old, but hey, she's 25 now, surely too old to be playing that high school record over and over. We're especially tired of hearing about your SAT scores and Princeton acceptance, Miss B . . . from, say, 21 on, it kinda doesn't matter anymore? (oh yeah, unless you haven't really accomplished anything since 12th grade)

kannesee

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @JSouth: so true. Most kids I knew all felt strange & out of place, even with a good group of friends. It's just the age.

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: [www.bestweekever.tv]
This isn't a college entrance essay.

rightfootleft

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Triphena: Say it ain't so! High heel crocs? *shudders at the thought of the next Jack Nicholson bumming-around-in-St-Tropez photo op*

CrankyOldBroad

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: @Philthyist LOVES Idris Elba.: Now I'm confused! And tempted to call it Prune-ee-ziiia Skyloo-air and tell people "that's how it's supposed to be pronounced, I know because it's my mother's name".

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @LoveNoelG: Yum, Axl in a kilt.
@gingerkhan: November Rain.

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @LoveNoelG: She's one of my unexpected girl-crushes. She's aging so well, and I had no idea she was a mother of four. I was never a fan of her or Axl during the G&R stuff, though. Wasn't the gossip back then that Axl beat the shit out of her? ... And what is the name of those G&R songs? Where she was in the videos? I'm having a brain freeze...

gingerkhan

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I still care about CBGB closing! But you're right, Moe. Overpriced used jackets? Not the number one problem here.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Skooler. I have heard it pronounced as such. Mind boggling.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @hfree: oh good call, what's the other? Green?

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Let me shed a tear for Kate Bosworth...nope can't do it. High school was an excruciating time for 99.9% of all people, even the cheerleaders, as I can attest. If this is supposed to make us feel sorry for her or somehow think she is soooo down to earth, etc...it's not working.

JSouth

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: Pro-en-za Shoo-ler. More or less.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Doesn't PS know that the bag is so over?

Jeez. SHOES PEOPLE! SHOES!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> "Apparently there is no "right" hemline this season, but if there were, it would involve pairing a long skirt with a long sweater."

So in other words, the way I dressed in high school in 1994 because I didn't know how to dress my body? Great. . .really want to relieve those days.

@Philthyist LOVES Idris Elba.: Just one blue contact. Remember, KB has those freaky two-diffrent- colors eyes.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Please, how does one pronounce Proenza Schouler?

@Fizzy77: I'm sorry, my inner grammar nazi is showing: plurals do not need apostrophes (bras, thanks). It'll save you time in the long run. :)

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @gingerkhan: She was always my fave Super. All these years after that era ended, I still love seeing her. She is just totally stunning. The fact she had Axl at his hot-ass peak makes me love her all the more. (unabashed Axl fanatic upinhere)

I didn't realize she was Fashion Director of her husband's magazine. Interesting.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Er, Moe, I think the issue here is this store as a symbol of gentrification that's pushing people out of their homes and mowing over cultural history in order to make way for more rich white people. It may not be a problem on level with the global food crisis, but it is still a serious problem.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Also, Moe? I luvs ya for that.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I don't understand what's wrong with Starbucks uniforms. They're black or white shirts (usually collared) and green aprons. Don't fuck up something easy, dudes.

And getting my bras resized changed my life. Or at least eliminated that bulge in your back and sides where your bra digs in.

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> At first I thought the Giorgio Armani thing was about midgets, which would have be awesome.

katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> @hamburgerhotdog: All positions were recently filled by Rock of Love 2 rejects.

pantycrickets

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I'm tired of hearing the Hollywood lady actors talking about how they were geek and loners. They need a new script. It's oh, so not interesting or believable.

After squeezing out a kiddie poo, I can attest to the breast-growing thing. Why SS needs to tell everyone, I dunno.

rosasparks

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> So apparently, Kate Bosworth is a true-American beauty.
Well, I had better lose 50lbs, bleach my hair, and get blue contacts-stat.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Wow, Stephanie Seymour has FOUR kids? She looks fantastic. Twenty bucks says she still fits into that awesome mullet-style wedding dress from the G&R video. And I actually still care about Stephanie Seymour? Wonders never cease.

gingerkhan

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Crocs claims even more fashion victims.

Sorry kids, maybe the Ed Hardy factory is hiring?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Ah, quelle dommage, Croc workers!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> The last time a celeb claimed to have had a hard time in high school it was Debra Messing in Allure. The very next issue a classmate wrote in pointing out that if she were unpopular, how the hell was she prom queen?

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> I used to think I was a 34C but I'm really a 34DD. Now Bra's fit a little better. Thank's for the proper measuring!

Fizzy77

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Did anyone see the new Croc high-heel in Vogue? Truly, the apocalypse is nigh.

Triphena

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Thank jeebus that my workplace is far to boring to ever film a reality TV show. That Elle show sounds like a nuisance.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Heidi Klum <i>Loves</i> A Struggling Underclass In Uniform!]]> Starbucks by Heidi Klum: rhinestone bras, stiletto heels and mini skirts.

brendastarlet

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