<![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Hooters opened up in Sydney, Australia, in the late '90s I think, and folded shortly after. It's nice to get to feel proud of my country for something occasionally.

Of course, part of that might have been that, like Britain, we already have plentiful boobs (nipples and all!) in our strip clubs, and a well-established deep-fried food culture. Bless.

sheela-na-gig

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> hooters sucks.

also, the bit about their offering VIP entrance to strip clubs for bachelor parties...fuck that, if my fiance went to get a lap dance so he could touch other boobies the night before he marries me, he can forget it.

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Gumbina80:
"I've always advocated for a restaurant called "Cocks." The men would wear speedos with a picture of a rooster on them.

I would claim to go there for the food, and act surprised that my boyfriend would refuse to go with me."

Oh yeah! I would love to go to a 'Cocks'!

Imagine the range of sausages that could be on the menu.........

marytheicecube

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @telecomic: Ha-di-fucking-ha, we're not all fans of that type of stuff, and the food here isn't bad at all. Damn you stereotypes, DAMN YOU!

ihavenoimaginationwhenitcomestopickingausername

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> OhhYeah: Interlaken. Has. A. Hooters. You know, the Swiss have a system of democracy where they vote on fucking everything. That being said, I guess I'm not surprised anymore about a Hooters in Interlaken, just that the wives and girlfriends haven't gotten a vote together to ban the place.

engelfluglen

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> This post appears on the very morning that I'm debating whether my new man's excellent qualities outweigh his apparent approval of Hooters. They're threatening to come to my town and if that happens I will cry. Mostly because all the sweet but unimaginative pseudo-lefty young men I know will proclaim it as a socially progressive move. If we're going to drag ourselves into grubby modernity I want the right to abortion before the right to work in Hooters.

When I was 18 my mum took me to a talk by BUNAC, the people who encourage young Europeans to piss about in America for a year before university. The English guy giving the lecture was so thrilled with his discovery of Hooters that he made it the main selling point of a trip to the US; he even showed us pictures of himself surrounded by orange, upholstered-looking women. The fact that his audience were 2/3 women, who don't need to travel halfway round the world to see tits, and that every young person was accompanied by at least one cringing parent, had passed him by; in his utter joy he was blinded by the boobs.

Dulcinea

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @cautionarywhale: I live in a seaside town, one of the ones that has had an application from Hooters to come. It's more than tourists, you know -people actually live here, raise families, we're supposedly the best place in the country for OAPs to retire to. What is Hooters thinking, coming here ?

Ponytail

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @LaComtesse: they sell kids's shirts at Hooters because (at least when I lived in the South) Hooters is promoted as a "family restaurant".

Oh, yeah, baby, that's where I plan on taking MY teenage boys. Let's go look at the girls boobies, kids, it's all good fun!

(retch)

bitchyolympian

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Yet another reason to be grateful that I chose to do my MA at the University of Nottingham...between Hooters and the gun crime, it's like I never left home!

R-Star

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> And it looks like my hometown is on the hitlist...sob. Knowing the 'lively' local character of our stag night participants, the outcome should be interesting.
What's worse - our drinking age here is 18, thus providing three extra years worth of drunken leering from frustrated adolescents. They better be paying more than minimum wage is all I can say!

farolita

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I don't really think addition of a Hooters would promote more 'sex-industry businesses' to move into the neighborhood, but they certainly tacky!

golden-gama

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> spikenbuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Anyone who says Hooters doesn't encourage crimes against women is dead wrong. I have been to a Hooters restaurant on exactly one occasion- with one other girl and a guy. We left immediately after ordering our drinks due to the learing comments directed towards my female friend and I, and as we were getting into our car in the parking lot we were sexually harassed by a group of men who pulled in next to us.
It is so much more than "just being a waitress".

lovecake

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @westvillagegirl: Yeah, I've never been to Hooters. I get my fried pickles at an old neighborhood restaurant.

If you've ever had fried okra, I would compare them more to that. (Except, of course, saltier.)

TeenageGangDeb

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> "They have great chicken wings[at Hooters]" is becoming the new "I read Playboy for the articles" in the Dead Horse Flogger's Handbook.

half_ocelot

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> It's the home of the Queen, of Shakespeare and Clive Owen!

I imagine it's not opening in their neighborhood.

More likely it's opening somewhere closer to Benny Hill's fan base.

Jamie Sommers

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Deep Fried Pickles are a gift from the Culinary Gods.

It is like...the world's most perfect period food.

FatBottomedGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I have a completely overwhelming hate for the entire enterprise that is "Hooters". I don't even apologize for it.
Not sure if anyone has said this yet, my British cousins, but I apologize deeply on behalf of my countrymen and women. You give us the Stones and the Beatles, we give you fucking Hooters. God, am I sorry.

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Aside from being obnoxiously sexist in a trailer park kind of way, Hooters is bad for the environment.

In summer, when they have all their windows and doors open, their A/C lowers the temperature of the surrounding block by like a hundred degrees. Five, if we're not hyperbolizing.

Doriane

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> MTV's True Life had three Hooters mentions on their shows: the girl who moves to Vegas to be a model/actress, and gets work at Hooters; the competitive eater who eats tons of hot wings there only to throw it up later, and the girl who wanted breast implants to get better tips.

Seventeen magazine once did a story about a group of teen girls who were offended by their male classmates wearing Hooters shirts with the tagline "More than a Mouthful." So they created shirts with roosters on them to read "Cocks: Less than a Mouthful." They ended up getting in trouble because their shirts were mock-ups while Hooters was real. The end both shirts were banned.

beatrice3000

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @dirtyfashion: They'll be the perfect venue for the Big Brother auditions...

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @westvillagegirl: Hee hee freudian slip ... "Maybe they're LIKE"...

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @TeenageGangDeb: Well, it seems like everyone agrees about the fried pickles but me. Maybe they're lick a more salty fried zucchini? I don't know, I'm still not sold.

But I can't bring myself to go to Hooters and see.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @westvillagegirl: I swear fried pickles are delicious. It's the best way to induce a salt coma.

TeenageGangDeb

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @TeeEmEff: Fried Pickles? Surely you jest, because even without tasting them ...

FAIL.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @kityglitr: Oomg You watched that underworld special on the history channel last night too? Snapped started to give me an anxiety attack haha.

wickedflea

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I don't get what still remains to be so sacred about the UK, aside from giving us the best poet ever (Donne not Shakespeare!) their life stadars and morals seem pretty parallel to ours, maybe I just read The Sun and Daily Mail too much.

wickedflea

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> The only Hooters I've ever been to was in Shanghai. The servers had English names that they wrote on napkins for you. I guess it was an experience?

Also, my 19-year-old niece works at Hooters. Creepy.

girlleastlikelyto

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> mllej: 'How much are those puppies?' *THWACK* Oh, you mean those 'slappers'. Damn, that would be a brilliant place for bonerkillers in training.

vivalabridgetta

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @crescentia07: I want to see a resurant called Johnsons with hot male servers dressed in.....well you get the picture.

your last name is obviously not Johnson

veej

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> "the company plans to have a whopping 36 locations in the UK by 2012."
Isn't 2012 the date on the Mayan calender for the end of the world?

kityglitr

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> There's a large Hooters hotel in Vegas, and I always wonder why anyone, when in VEGAS, would go there. It's like going to an Olive Garden in Italy.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> i live in the UK. trust me, i don't want to see the girls they'll hire as waitresses.

part of the charm of hooters is the bubble gum pseudo-innocence American girls have. we don't have that here.

dirtyfashion

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Please tell me thay're going to call it "Slappers" over there.

mllej

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> i have a tshirt from a hooters in switzerland. i bought it for the novelty.

arkansassy

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @TeeEmEff:
@DorothyZbornak:
and I thought deep fried pizza and Mars bars were the pinnacle of fried fabulousness...

Chances are if Hooters offers a multitude of new fried fun to clog one's arteries, most Brits will chow down without even noticing the waitresses!

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @freudian_slip: That's what I want for my daughter! A short lived career serving drunk, horny men heavy loads of fried food and beer all while dressed like a stripper! Yay! Where do we sign up?

rose0red

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I don't see this working in the UK. Not only is the ratio of women:breast implants quite insufficient, but we only tip 10% - service here doesn't exactly come with a smile...

Queen-of-Puddings

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @BeckySharper: @gherkinfiend: I met the guy that developed the recipe for Hooter's fried pickles--and he got us some for FREE! Nothing is quite so yummy as free fried picklely goodness!

TeeEmGeeEff

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I've been there once, and threw up in my mouth a little bit after I saw a little pink shirt for a three-year-old that said, "Future Hooters Girl." Never. Again.

freudian_slip

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @BOO_BOO_HOFF: Yes, but they're all busy modeling for Page 3 of the Sun, as another poster pointed out (it's called 'glamour modeling' here for some reason, which is quite a euphemism if ever I heard one). Anyway, why bother with Hooters when you can see girls out and about on any high street on any Friday or Saturday night wearing hot pants and hooker heels and tiny, tiny tops? In the freezing cold no less...

rah29

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I think Hooters is fairly insulting, that's why I don't go there. And I waste no more energy worrying about it. There are SO many bigger battles to pick than this one. If a bunch of asshats want to see boobies with their wings, and the owners of said boobies are ok with it and getting paid, so what? Sure, the kids shirts are tacky, but "Life begins at Hooters" still isn't as bad as, say, "Juicy".

I say fuck it. Let them have Hooters.

rose0red

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Wow, waitresses wearing tank tops and silk shorts. SO SCANDALOUS. I've seen joggers wear less than that.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I'll never hate on a restaurant that makes an awesome grilled cheese and fries for $4. I used to go with a girlfriend and when the waitress came to the table I could only glance at her for a second.. like I felt embarassed to be looking at her in that uniform? ha.. I dont know. I'm a prude.

Pichincha

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @gherkinfiend: Honey, you need to come to the South. Fried pickles are served everywhere. They are divine.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Mama Penguino: The slippery (sticky?) slope argument. I buy it.

theNChills

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @TeeEmEff: fried pickles? There are no words for the joy that concept brings to my life...

Hell, I'll wear the shiny tan hose and fake tan myself for fried pickles!

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Ha, also one in Lima, Peru.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: @DuncanDesign: They are required to wear that color of hose-- the smoking gun had their employee manual up, and the hose type and color are strictly enforced. Which creeps me out more than the skimpy shorts and shrunken tops, for some reason.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @GeorgeFayne: The pint glasses are empty (of beer); the bars are soul-less and have nothing to distinguish them from the outside. At least the red flashing neon sign warns you to stay away from Hooters (although the child-size t-shirts fog the issue somewhat). But hey, sometimes you need some beer and some wings, and you've got to take it where you can find it. Even if it's wrapped in shiny orange pantyhose.

Kazrene

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Oh. God. No.

Poison Jam

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @gherkinfiend: Also that.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Legalese: Yeah, I was wondering. I dunno, people are very angry, at least the people who know about it, I've yet to have any response from my friends in Nottingham as to their feelings.

They plan to open on in Manchester, and frankly I don't think it'll work. I mean, we have actual naked ladies here.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I ate there once.

It was okay. Definitely nothing to write home about.

I've got a boyfriend who refuses to eat there because he likes "real women." That's pretty sweet, I guess.

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Where are you from that you call it BW3s? That's what we called it in college but it's not the same everywhere.

KittenFluff

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @TeeEmEff: Mmmm...fried pickles.

BeckySharper

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]>

[americanobserver.net]

The REAL proof that the terrorists have won!

TeeEmGeeEff

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I have a hard time believing that having a Hooters move into town is going to encourage "sex industry businesses" to move in. I mean, it's in phenomenally poor taste, but it's a far cry from the sex industry.

There is one across the street from my office in midtown Manhattan. It has been there for 5 years and has yet to bring down the neighborhood.

BeckySharper

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Are there enough women with fake tits in the UK to "support" 36 locations?

BOO_BOO_HOFF

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Meh...Hooters is pretty decent chain food, and the women working make good money for wearing something that's relatively modest nowadays. The only thing I regret about going to Hooters is that I will inevitably eat way too many fried pickles...

TeeEmGeeEff

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> But Hooters have delicious wings!

wring

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I don't know how well this will do in Britain...it's not a nation that eats chicken wings and if you splash out 30p for the Sun you can have tits with any meal courtesy of Page 3...

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Kazrene: I don't understand. Why would anyone put money in perfectly good beer? And why would anyone go to a bar with naked waitresses in search of a quiet drink? I feel like I'm missing something important here.

My 2 Hooters stories:
1: I knew the girl whose father started the chain in college. She was gay and (unsurprisingly) loaded.
2: A friend got a small scholarship our senior year of high school. Included with the actual scholarship was a Hooters gift certificate. No lie.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I wish they would have a restaurant where shirtless men who look like Jonathan Rhys-meyers serve women wine and hand feed us grapes.

Just a thought...

FatBottomedGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @crescentia07: I've always advocated for a restaurant called "Cocks." The men would wear speedos with a picture of a rooster on them.

I would claim to go there for the food, and act surprised that my boyfriend would refuse to go with me.

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> solaana: "Image not available" -- you tease! Although one probably just imagines the beer wenches from the Germany scenes in European Vacation.

cautionarywhale

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Kazrene: Yeah... there is a whole different attitude to nudity in the UK. You can literally see bare tit in your daily newspaper every day (the "Page 3 girls"). I'm not sure if the sanitized titillation of Hooters will do it over there! They wear suntan pantyhose!!!

Legalese

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> clevernamehere: Honestly, neither could I. I just really, really, really wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt due to his insane hotosity. But there are some things that simply cannot be vodkaed away, and one of them is a Hooters tee. Sigh.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Kazrene: That sounds like a creeptravaganza.

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @crescentia07: Thank you for my first audible laugh of the afternoon! Johnsons! Love it. I must say, I really do think Hooters is more "dangerous" than a 25 cent sticky video booth in a porno shop. Families get sucked into Hooters thinking it's benign and chortle about the racy jokes (but at least they're pretty clean jokes! It's not smut! har har! says the guy in the poly pants defending the place), but it's insidious. I'd rather find Juggs magazine under the mattress than Playboy. At least it's honest and usually not airbrushed...okay, my brother had a copy when I was growing up and it was awful, but STILL.

Mama Penguino

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @solaana: I can't believe I messed that link up. Arg. Anyway. Boobs are old news to Germans. Ask Heidi Klum.

solaana

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @westvillagegirl: I have eaten there twice and it was not worth it. Fire drill.
If you have a strong stomach, its not too bad...in my case, it was an unfortunate decision to have the wings.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Kazrene: Wait, I don't understand. Why would anyone put money in beer? And why would anyone who wanted a quiet drink go to a bar with naked waitresses? I'm obviously missing something important here.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @hamburgerhotdog: well played, well played.

bigtittycommittee

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]>

They opened the first Hooters in Germany while I was there, and actually, it was filled with American servicemen. I guess other than a tourist attraction it didn't really seem that big of a deal to the German community, but then they've got their own version every .
Or, really, in Bavaria in general.

solaana

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @Kazrene: Oh hell no! Not near my beer!

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> The Hooters restaurant in the town where I used to go to school held "trivia night" every week, and my guy friends would always drag me to it.

Decent food, but I died a little bit inside every week. And now I have no soul at all.

cargirl86

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Wait, women eat at Hooters? I'm not judging but I really, really want to.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @bigtittycommittee: Dammit! I was just about to say something about Raisins.

So, what's worse for the UK? Hooters or the Hills?

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> my dad and i actually tried to go there for Thanksgiving once. (sidenote..my dad is sooo not creepy, he just really likes sports and wings.)

it was closed so we went to Outback Steakhouse instead. swear to god.

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> There is a Hooters in Bahrain where they pin the hooters outfits to the front of their burkas.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @BraidMyHair: We as a people elected George Bush twice. Hooter's is much less of an embarrassment.

SouthernComfort

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> The English have already perfected the art of the 'strip pub', where actual naked women come round with pint glasses (in which most people put 50p pieces) while you're trying to have a quiet drink. Hooters doesn't stand a chance against real live nipples.

Kazrene

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Considering our newest "Bachelor" is English, this seems fair.

And by fair I mean I want to die.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @bigtittycommittee: Hahahahaha "Welcome to Raisins!"
Oooohhh I felt so bad for Butters in that episode (well, as bad as you can feel for a cartoon character).

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> I want to see a resurant called Johnsons with hot male servers dressed in.....well you get the picture.

crescentia07

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @misssgolightly: Because it is mid-range between stripping and waitressing in terms of nudity and tips?

@JessicaLovejoy: Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, ACK!: I don't think I could handle even wearing a Hooters tee shirt WITH irony.

I don't particularly care about Hooters. Going regularly is a sign of douchebaggery and its good to have some clues to that. But why on earth to they have to seel kids tee-shirts? How could anyone think that is okay?

clevernamehere

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @BraidMyHair: yes, but the wings are just so darn good!!

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @telecomic: Yeah, I actually wasn't all that impressed with their wings at all. It was disappointing as I love nothing more than fried chicken drenched in buffalo sauce. Mmmmm.

thegreenman

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Jinx! You beat me to it!

DuncanDesign

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> My only beef with this place is that the waitresses wear shiny nude pantyhose.

DuncanDesign

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> she wants to see me again! the raisins girl said she wants to see me again!

bigtittycommittee

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Dodai, I love you madly, MADLY I tell you. But please never ever put the royals in the same vicinity as Shakespeare. There have been maybe 10 good ones in 1,000 years. Shakespeare is where life ACTUALLY begins

Sadly, I don't think this is America's worst export to the world... though those Hooters shirts for children are everything that I hate about EVERYTHING. Holy hell...

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Hooters is a national disgrace. Please, rest of the world, don't judge us!

BraidMyHair

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> misssgolightly: Because fat middle aged guys tip extremely well and it's easy money. I worked at a Hooters for a while - there are far worse jobs out there.

xay

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> England, my deepest apologies.

Enjoy the wings though.

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> cautionarywhale

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> they have decent wings. i use to do take out.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> How is it possible I have never heard/seen/thought of 'breastaurant' in my entire life?! Thank you Dodai!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> A Hooters in Nottingham? Save us from the injustice, Robin Hood!

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> As much as I despise Hooters, it seems kinda bogus to use the law against it.

TeenageGangDeb

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Hooters grosses me out. Why would you EVER want to work at a place where fat middle-aged guys solely go to stare at your boobs and ass? Ew ew ew ew ew.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> Hooters is just...so...tacky.
Thick nylons and scrunched down tube socks? Unattractive.

No thanks, I'll get my wings at BW3s.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> My U.S. Hooter's experiences: mediocre food, lots of sports on TVs and tons of bad plastic surgery.

Hooter's will be HUGE in England.

telecomic the thoughtful red panda

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> =/

The real travesty is that I actually like the food there but I can't ever actually patronize that place.

amowls

]]> <![CDATA[The Terrorists Have Won: Hooters Invades The UK]]> theres a hooters in PR? i never knew.

ineffable.me

]]>