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Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

manykindsofthings — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:58:44 EDT

I always sorta wished she was gay. Don't know why.

manykindsofthings

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feminatheism — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:38:16 EDT

haha - whatevs this picture is totally cute

Whatchu want Natalie?
"To drink and fight!"

feminatheism

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BiBiVirtue — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:35:59 EDT

I'm sorry, I don't make snotty posts about celebrities dating men that I want, but damn it, it's not fair!

BiBiVirtue

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wanmeili — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:47:25 EDT

Please, Natalie, no. Just no. This ([img.photobucket.com])is the best option I can think of for presenting Devendra Banhart to the world, and even that's not anywhere near the realm of visually appealing. If you're not convinced, just listen to his music -- that's some straight up auditory ugly right there.

wanmeili

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goodonpaper — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:03:41 EDT

he must be wearing his "Bad Idea Jeans" that morning

goodonpaper

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s.eth — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:25:18 EDT

i look like her man when i brush my long hair over my face and pretend i'm cousin it.

s.eth

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SchroedingersCat — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:16:48 EDT

It's Chewbacca! You can just see him throwing back his head and uttering that mournful foghorn sound...

SchroedingersCat

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texathena — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:52:08 EDT

dude, i'm upset that HE'S dating HER!!! i love him!!!

texathena

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evangeline — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:49:37 EDT

i love his jeans! are they levi's?

evangeline

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bansaiiiiii — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:40:31 EDT

I kind of agree with the people who think we're being punked. Isn't she dating some flabillionaire?

bansaiiiiii

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missbananafish — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:22:29 EDT

@sybaritic: Dr. Teeth? The bandleader?

missbananafish

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redheadedstepchild — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:53:15 EDT

I totally want to mug him with clippers and stomp on his glasses.

redheadedstepchild

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trikitixa — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:55:38 EDT

He likes Karen Dalton as much as I like Karen Dalton, so he gets a pass. But, yeah, he nasty. Would not.

trikitixa

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rantersparadise — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:42:11 EDT

Who was saying she wasn't a little fake or contrived at all? Just saying...

And for the record, I quite like his music-so I'm not dissing her choice; though he is really PRETENTIOUS. He went to a really posh school and is like really into pop music but in an ironic way...

Hipsters. Blah.

rantersparadise

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amowls — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:39:25 EDT

Fucking ew.

amowls

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Vitamin_A — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:32:28 EDT

Peacoats: "We're tweedorable!"
Devandra: "Who's the sexy pig, now?"
Natalie: "It's me. I'm the sexy pig!"
Black Polyester Grandma Slacks: "You and Beardy McSmirkersons over there should take me to the spa for some kino. I'm out of Lady Menthols."

Vitamin_A

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alecksander — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:22:37 EDT

Shit, IS that Devendra Banhart?
Don't care what he looks like. He's awesome.

alecksander

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:21:52 EDT

@stacyinbean is cold outside of her bag: Who cares? It was funny!

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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alittletooclosetothesun — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:19:14 EDT

He's rockin' those swoopie bangs. Natalie "5 Head" Portman should take a lesson.

alittletooclosetothesun

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SuzieCreamcheese — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:14:55 EDT

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Hot Meets Hot. There's someone out there for everyone, friends.

SuzieCreamcheese

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erggggg — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:06:23 EDT

@leggomyeggo

OH EM GEE if by "be hipster" you mean "san francisco treat"

erggggg

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erggggg — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:02:55 EDT

WAIT A SECOND....

natalie portman is DATING devendra banhart?!??!?!??!

its like when stars collide--explosions somewhere in the universe.

erggggg

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tigermoth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:16:16 EDT

Men aren't allowed to carry bags?!? Women aren't allowed to have frizz?! No navy with black?!

Y'all have some rigid fashion rules. I would get slain if one of my daily outfits were featured on a Snap Judgment.

tigermoth

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Maulleigh — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:12:13 EDT

I'm thinking he's a gay friend, not a boyfriend.

Maulleigh

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ilovejohnnythunders — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:27:28 EDT

Devendra's a damn hipster but he is kinda hot

ilovejohnnythunders

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anniebo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:24:26 EDT

Its all been said already so I'll say it in Dutch: "nee nee nee nee nee nee, nee hoor!"

anniebo

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PopCultureSavant — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:20:50 EDT

i think he seems cool, and their matching jackets are cute

PopCultureSavant

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RocketRockit — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:50:41 EDT

@Alipaps: Ahhh, I forgot about that! That was a cute couple. Now I am even more sad for Natalie. I will go watch her SNL Digital Short to cheer up.

RocketRockit

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BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:38:06 EDT

@TeenageGangDeb: I feel like I don't know you anymore.

BiscuitDoughJones

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TeenageGangDeb — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:25:45 EDT

@Alipaps: I think Joanna Newsom is dating Andy Samberg now. HIPPIE SWITCHAROO!

TeenageGangDeb

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TeenageGangDeb — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:24:56 EDT

Sorry haters, but I am LOVING this couple. STYLE!!! They look like they're about to go to a rally against the Vietnam war.

TeenageGangDeb

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Alipaps — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:16:38 EDT

Ok, totes coming in on the end of this and I'm SURE this comment is going highlight my obscene lack of knowledge about Hollywood relationships.. but I really thought she was dating Andy Sandberg from SNL.

Alipaps

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formerstockbroker — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:12:04 EDT

@Lady: WORD.

That man is very fancy, as is his man-purse/magic bag/murse.

formerstockbroker

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polkaparty — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:03:41 EDT

Just be happy it's not Gallo.

polkaparty

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briardahl — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:51:53 EDT

Devendra once sat on my foot and then said "in Mexico, this means we're married now." APPARENTLY HE DOES NOT TAKE THAT VOW VERY SERIOUSLY.

briardahl

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narymary — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:47:23 EDT

All hipsters have dirty butt.

narymary

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pettyhooker — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:46:08 EDT

Natalie is wearing Chucks. Not Keds. Just saying.

pettyhooker

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AGreenEyeDevil — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:41:01 EDT

@Embot: I am aghast!!! Leave Viggo out of this trainwreck!!

AGreenEyeDevil

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LeggoMyEggo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:39:56 EDT

NO NO AND NO! Natalie! It's a little late to be falling for those BK Hipsters no?

LeggoMyEggo

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La Madrugada — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:39:21 EDT

He looks like he smells a little like pee.

La Madrugada

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Jay-C — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:37:03 EDT

He looks like one of the disguises Michael Jackson wears when he goes shopping in Vegas...

Jay-C

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RocketRockit — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:26:54 EDT

@sybaritic: Are you thinking of Animal? This guy looks like the love child of Animal and Chris Robinson.

RocketRockit

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manuela_x — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:23:10 EDT

Shit! It looks like Devendra alright. Am now contemplating hara-kiri on grounds of jealousy. But have met him briefly (swoon) and he was real little, whereas this dude looks tall as a house. Hmmm...

manuela_x

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rosasparks — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:22:17 EDT

@saycheeseanddie: Yep. That is the one & only. He wants to be her lover, I'm guessing.

rosasparks

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jewess — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:11:52 EDT

That is so clearly a women's jacket he is wearing, no?

jewess

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sybaritic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:08:51 EDT

this guy reminds me of the crazy muppet with the orange dreads and weird beard...?! i believe he was a musical muppet.

sybaritic

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RocketRockit — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:03:42 EDT

Thank you for giving me my first jaw-drop-what-the-f*ck look of the morning. And I did already spend this morning cramming a dozen balloons into a Mini without the aid of coffee.

RocketRockit

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beerme — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:59:37 EDT

damn you natalie, blowing through my fantasy to-do list...for real

beerme

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librarysmut — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:50:05 EDT

Finally, the face of the luckiest guy in the world.

librarysmut

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CMG — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:47:23 EDT

@stacyinbean has crawled out: neither.

CMG

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filthflarnfilth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:46:20 EDT

that's a gay, my friends...

otherwise, why would i be asking myself if it's nyc "door bitch" thomas onorato?

( [images.google.com] )

filthflarnfilth

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hippiechick — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:44:46 EDT

I'm going to have to go out on a limb and say that's her gay. That's just too...obvious.

hippiechick

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mrtrailsafety — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:44:35 EDT

Matchy Coats = Natty's the topper in that 'equation'. Weird scenes inside the Velvet Goldmine involving free trade zucchinis come to mind.

mrtrailsafety

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TheEvilTwin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:38:10 EDT

damn it >_<
here
[www.brooklynvegan.com]

TheEvilTwin

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TheEvilTwin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:35:07 EDT

[IMG][i7.photobucket.com]]
not gay you say?
he has another man you can choose to have kiss him on his dress-up site. gay.

TheEvilTwin

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Mego — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:34:31 EDT

Between this and the kombucha-swilling talk, this is turning into a nauseating morning...

Mego

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lynxwings — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:33:00 EDT

He does look more like her gay than her boyfriend. Very few straight men would wear those sunglasses in public. Either way, I do not approve of the matching coats.

Of course, I kind of love straight boys who act gay (Don't ask me why. I have no idea.) so I think they're a little cute. But just a little.

lynxwings

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BAngieB — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:30:43 EDT

@wlynn: Don't insult us. [jezebel.com]

BAngieB

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QuoiB — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:26:39 EDT

They look like a happy morning mess... i can almost get a whif of that distinct aromatic blend of prada and pot.

QuoiB

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TheGintheCity — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:21:43 EDT

He's wearing her jeans!

TheGintheCity

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gold_gato — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:21:07 EDT

@wlynn: There are loads of interesting people in the world, and I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not attracted to all of them.

gold_gato

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aussierules — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:20:21 EDT

:::sharp intake of breath:::

aussierules

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hortense — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:18:21 EDT

@wlynn: It's a Snap Judgment post. If you don't want to see someone's clothing judged, it is probably best to avoid these posts in the future.

hortense

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adina — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:16:08 EDT

omg devendra??

adina

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Lady Skittlehattington — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:16:06 EDT

Somewhere in the world right now, Dame Edna is squinting.

Lady Skittlehattington

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BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:08:03 EDT

@wlynn: Since when is it shallow to have standards that include bathing and other forms of personal hygene? Also, someone's not wanting to fuck DB does not diminish his cred as an "artist", nor does it have any bearing on his music (which I've admitted to hating, but still). So yeah, epic FAIL on the shamey-shame tip. Go fish.

BiscuitDoughJones

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Embot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:07:48 EDT

Viggo Mortensen dressed as Enid?

Embot

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martina — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:04:38 EDT

Is he wearing her purse? is he wearing her coat???!

martina

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Screwvenir — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:04:24 EDT

@cheekiki: Word! I couldn't quite place who he reminded me of...an old philosophy professor of mine and his ilk, nails on a chalkboard.

Screwvenir

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Maxine13 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:02:55 EDT

She is starring in Devendra's new video... Maybe he is not as conventionally 'pretty' as Ms. Portman, but the hirsute need love too! He might want to look into a more modest satchel however -- maybe something in a nice melon for spring...

Maxine13

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mepo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:02:29 EDT

Meets the Beckhams, seeing as they twinned their coats together. Does not top the original leather biker jackets fiasco.

mepo

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Bianca_Cheri — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:02:15 EDT

from the neck down he is dressed like a damn woman! when will it end I swear...

Bianca_Cheri

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TriedandTrue — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:02:07 EDT

Are those Tibetan monks in the background? Run Hipsters, Run!

TriedandTrue

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ineffable.me — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:58:50 EDT

Devendra has sort of fame for being sort of psycho with girlfriends? I hope she uh, gets out before it gets too crazy.

@wlynn: we dont like the condescending here. thanks.

ineffable.me

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fishcage — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:57:20 EDT

He makes great music and is an interesting artist. I'm disappointed that the readers of this site are so shallow.....

fishcage

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type_slowly — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:56:55 EDT

Best snap judgment ever. That totally made my shitty Wednesday morning.

Devendra really looks like a bearded woman there.

type_slowly

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rose0red — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:56:05 EDT

It's so nice when your boyfriend can borrow your clothes.

rose0red

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Emmie of Doom — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:53:17 EDT

It wasn't until I read through the comments that I realized it was the purse that was making him look especially womanly. It just sort of blended in with my standard outfit from 1997 so I didn't question it.

Emmie of Doom

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cheekiki — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:53:00 EDT

thats more like perez hilton meets charlie manson. he looks like a philosophy major.

cheekiki

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judgingnora — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:52:38 EDT

he is what I look like, but without a beard.

judgingnora

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letsnegotiate — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:51:52 EDT

Fire on the Mountain (Goats)!

letsnegotiate

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Dear Blond Diary... — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:51:24 EDT

@Macloserboy: Ewww. Hey, wait my ex looks exactly like Moby! What are you tryin' to say???

Dear Blond Diary...

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Leiakat — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:50:08 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Why not? Evil gets heavy.

Leiakat

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OMG a Girl Gamer — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:49:31 EDT

Dressing alike and walking in tandem? MADNESS!

OMG a Girl Gamer

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PRMA — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:48:24 EDT

I thought she was dating some goregous model boy...like, for a while? Is there no trustworthy source for celebrity gossip??

PRMA

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shewar — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:47:44 EDT

@Philthyist: Yeah, it's Jesus Lumberjack chic. Some nice boys have fallen victim to it.

shewar

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Cam/ron — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:46:22 EDT

If only Nat dated Antony from Antony and the Johnsons.

Cam/ron

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BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:46:01 EDT

@J.D.Regent: It's cool. I'd fall asleep during his set, too.

BiscuitDoughJones

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calitexican — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:45:37 EDT

i'm just glad gael isn't on her arm anymore. now he can finally realize his future as my baby's daddy.

calitexican

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Varina — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:44:58 EDT

Oh, gross- is she actually dating him now? After Gael? I find everything about DB to be insufferable. And Natalie has let me down.

Varina

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petunia942 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:44:00 EDT

Man purse? Why?

petunia942

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BeckySharper — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:43:11 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: Eek. He looks he escaped from the 70s cast of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Also, long pinky nail. Never a good sign.

BeckySharper

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stacyinbean — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:42:38 EDT

@JudgeFudge: See now that is kind of fun. How do I get me one of those?

stacyinbean

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missbananafish — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:42:26 EDT

Devandra Banhart scares the bejeezus out of me. And his music makes my skin crawl. I expected better from Natalie.

missbananafish

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J.D.Regent — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:40:56 EDT

@BDJ-Team feat. Panda T: he looks to have put on a little weight since the last time i saw him like 5 years ago when he played with joanna newsom. i believe i fell asleep during his set.

J.D.Regent

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JudgeFudge — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:39:37 EDT

If anyone wants an all-too-voyeuristic portal into the personal life of this couple, I recomend:

[[www.devendrabanhart.com]]

You can dress up Natalie's BF in all sorts of clothing (totally SFW)!

JudgeFudge

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BowlingForDollars — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:39:35 EDT

UGH. Not hot AT ALL.

Why do sloppy, nasty looking folk seem to be in vogue?

BowlingForDollars

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ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:39:28 EDT

@BDJ-Team feat. Panda T: Perhaps my taste in men degrades with each year I spend in NYC. *sigh*

ExtensionOfBob

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bonnilicious — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:38:25 EDT

this photo actually makes lots of sense considering their relationship. the glasses/purse combo however, do not. i love devendra. he's like a perverted elf-fairy that humps your leg while singing about dragonfly's and screwing chinese children in iceland. you just can't take it too seriously.

bonnilicious

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dirkcalloway — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:38:14 EDT

. . .with just a touch of the wonderful Bruce Vilanch beard and glasses combo thrown in to really spice things up.

dirkcalloway

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summerwheatley — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:38:14 EDT

@BDJ-Team feat. Panda T: yikes! total Charles Manson crazy eyes going on there.

summerwheatley

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BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:37:35 EDT

ooof

all i see is hair.. hes like cousin it.. none of his features are distinguishable lol!

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

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ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:37:24 EDT

@BeckySharper: Errr...click here for my definition of the hot version of him.

ExtensionOfBob

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Gabbo — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:36:56 EDT

Look at those smiles! I think Natalie is punking us.

Gabbo

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stacyinbean — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:36:47 EDT

@Macloserboy: Thank you for keeping us in check. Her taste is definitely a bit, shall we say, off?

stacyinbean

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gherkinfiend — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:36:45 EDT

White Wayfarers...when will the hipster kids realise they look like they are wearing 3D glasses that came free with a comic?

gherkinfiend

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eleanorstrousers — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:36:03 EDT

I totally hate when a date goes all Single White Female on me and tries to match my outfit and hair. Wait. I have never had this problem with guys. This must be one of those rich and famous people problems...

eleanorstrousers

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Macloserboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:35:43 EDT

Bear in mind this is a girl who once fucked Moby. That's puts all her choices in perspective.

Macloserboy

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BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:35:33 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: THIS: [wendylynchphotography.com] is "massively hot"?
Maybe if you hate soap. Like, really, really, really, really, REALLY hate it. Like really.

BiscuitDoughJones

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thatwoman — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:35:22 EDT

Oh, please... Ashton looked for moths for this guy - and you all fell for it!

thatwoman

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

FourInchHeels — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:34:44 EDT

@NefariousNewt: How democratic of them! I approve of their gender-neutral stance on carrying ladybags.

FourInchHeels

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

dontbogartthewine — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:34:30 EDT

@TheUptightMidwesterner:
You know he might be. I cannot imagine him paying a mortgage or rent. Maybe he just sleeps on a different couch every night of the week. He probably has a song about it.

dontbogartthewine

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

dcdulce — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:33:21 EDT

this picture is wrong on so many levels...really, are the flock of seagulls sunglasses necessary? (please someone get my reference)

dcdulce

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

EmilyPJ — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:33:02 EDT

Oh honey, no. Just...no.

EmilyPJ

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:32:52 EDT

Ashton Kutcher? Is this you playing a lame prank again? Stop it. Now.

gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu)

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

JudgeFudge — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:32:43 EDT

"Hey Mom and Dad, I fell in love with an Italian man on my semester abroad, and we're going to get married no matter what you think about him. He sees into my soul."

JudgeFudge

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

Kittenish — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:32:03 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: True, he would deserve bonus points for that. But there really is no excuse for those glasses and not at least attempting to brush your hair!

Kittenish

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

thenwemadeout — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:31:16 EDT

@TurangaLeela: That would be him.

thenwemadeout

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

TheUptightMidwesterner — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:30:12 EDT

@dontbogartthewine: Is he homeless. because it kind of makes sense.

Personally- my Snap Judgment was "WTF? She is dating Rick Rubin??"

TheUptightMidwesterner

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

pferde_schwanz — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:28:50 EDT

@Philthyist: of course they do.

pferde_schwanz

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

Philthyist — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:28:14 EDT

Well, there is only this that I can say- my 25 yr old brother and all of his friends in Brooklyn look like this. Exactly like this. To them, it is hawt.

Philthyist

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

TurangaLeela — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:28:08 EDT

So you're saying it's this guy? [assets4.pitchforkmedia.com]

TurangaLeela

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

BeckySharper — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:28:02 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: Pls share. Too lazy to search myself. K thx.

BeckySharper

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

RemoteCommander — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:27:55 EDT

@blackbirdfly: do you think he would still be up for a non-sexual cuddle with me though?

RemoteCommander

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

AGreenEyeDevil — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:27:21 EDT

Guess I missed the memo about Natalie dating a drag queen with no sense of style.

AGreenEyeDevil

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

dontbogartthewine — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:27:21 EDT

Yea I think it is Devendra. He sort of exists in his own category of being. And to him that is probably not a purse, but instead regards it as a home for his belongings.

dontbogartthewine

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:27:14 EDT

@tokyomonamour: Ok, if he is who you say he is, then my further Google Image research does indeed show that he is massively hot.

ExtensionOfBob

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

LagunaBitch — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:26:56 EDT

I think they are a cute couple. This picture looks straight out of 1970 Paris. Loves it.

LagunaBitch

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

TurangaLeela — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:26:34 EDT

Has anyone else pointed out how they both totes have sex hair? I'm thinking he's not a homogay...

TurangaLeela

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

pferde_schwanz — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:26:16 EDT

oh wait, wait, it's that dude from every no-talent "freak folk" hipster garbage band-o-the-week.

pferde_schwanz

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

NotCoolEnough — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:26:12 EDT

that IS davendra Banehardt (or however he spells his stupid name). Oh Natalie, I know he might be talented, but... why?

NotCoolEnough

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:26:05 EDT

Devendra Banhart's music suuuuuuuuucks.
So, apparently, does Portman's taste in men.

BiscuitDoughJones

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

nex0s — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:38 EDT

I'm really hoping this is part II of that movie she was filming. Maybe this is her Orthodox Jewish character after she moves away from home and becomes Reform?

G-d, I hope so. That dude freaks me out.

nex0s

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

mightymouth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:34 EDT

@hortense: I got a whiff of Crispin Glover from him.

mightymouth

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

BeckySharper — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:21 EDT

@wring: Teh gays would never have facial hair like that.

I covet his shiny, shiny hair, tho.

BeckySharper

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

blackbirdfly — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:04 EDT

@saycheeseanddie: That does look like Devendra Banhart.

This guy is NOT straight.

blackbirdfly

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:03 EDT

@Kittenish: Although, if he's carrying her purse for her...then bonus points, in my book.

ExtensionOfBob

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

cautionarywhale — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:25:02 EDT

They're running away to join the circus, I'm sure of it.

cautionarywhale

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

tokyomonamour — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:24:18 EDT

OMG it's Devendra Banhart and he's not gay at all.

tokyomonamour

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

TurangaLeela — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:51 EDT

Are we sure that this isn't ScarJo and she's just gotten better at hiding from the paps?

TurangaLeela

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

Hamsterpants — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:42 EDT

It's that dude from the Flaming Lips, right? Right?

Hamsterpants

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

NefariousNewt — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:33 EDT

@FourInchHeels: They switch off every few blocks.

NefariousNewt

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

bmorefool — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:17 EDT

Raise your hand if your premiere desire is just to see the two of them wash? Showering 101 next up on Natalie Portman's curriculum.

bmorefool

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

thenwemadeout — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:17 EDT

@saycheeseanddie: holy god. I thought he was certainly one of teh gays. he looks like chris robinson minus 100 IQ points, and he's wearing a purse. WHAT GIVES??

thenwemadeout

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

Kittenish — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:23:09 EDT

The hair, the glasses, the purse - so much is wrong with this...

Kittenish

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

not.a.clever.name — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:51 EDT

Heavens to murgatroid, this photos is unfortunate.

A) They're wearing the same jacket
B) She seems to be wearing a navy jacket with black pants
C) She seems to be wearing creased black pants with keds
D) Her pants seem to be too short
E) She ALSO needs to borrow my deep conditioning treatment
F) I'm not even going to start with him. He doesn't even look real. He's like a Chris Robinson muppet

not.a.clever.name

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

marimari — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:41 EDT

This is a joke, right?

marimari

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

angryblackgurl — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:37 EDT

scary

angryblackgurl

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

BlueJeanBaby19 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:34 EDT

awww... they match... that makes me want to throw up a little.

BlueJeanBaby19

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

j_dot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:24 EDT

i *knew* that my grandmother's black slacks/white keds combo would be fashionable one day! thanks, natalie.

j_dot

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

hortense — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:22:20 EDT

Chris Robinson + Kurt Cobain + Jared Leto + Mrs. Halbersham, my 3rd grade teacher- Mrs. Halbersham's "bum knee" and ABC Pins= This guy.

hortense

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:32 EDT

I thought she was dating that cute Rothschild? Downgrade!

I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

Gretchen — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:27 EDT

Is it bad that I want his glasses and purse, and not hers?

Gretchen

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

ExtensionOfBob — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:20 EDT

Beard alert.

ExtensionOfBob

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

LoveNoelG — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:11 EDT

Ew, dirty hipsters. I know it's cold and all, but matchy matchy coats? NO.

LoveNoelG

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

scrumtrulescent — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:04 EDT

Looks like a white Miss J.

scrumtrulescent

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller

FourInchHeels — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:01 EDT

Like a couplea girlfriends out for a stroll in their nearly-matching pea coats and bootleg jeans. How do they decide which one gets to wear the purse?

FourInchHeels