<![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Klobasa, Esq: Hah! I think I was the one that said this to you.

cellophane

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I just joined Jezebel and it's threads like these that make me love all of you (even though I don't know a single one of you) so damn much.

I feel 100% better about myself and I have decided I am done with shaving because it hurts and it makes me feel like crap. AND THAT'S OKAY because fuck all!

diamonds4guns

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> The whole patriarchy/prepubescent thing is such a load of crap... Do the same people who make this argument praise some men's admiration for large, womanly breasts? No, they do not.

I have a beard. I happen to like having a beard, and I would not shave it for any woman. It's who I am. But many women prefer men who are clean-shaven. Is this because they secretly lust after little boys? Or because they have tastes and opinions and preferences of their own, and get to choose what they like? Hmm?

Personally, I like to be able to see the vulva, and I like not getting hair in my teeth.

My wonderful girlfriend goes natural, but we've talked about waxing, and she's curious to try sometime. If so, great, if she decides against it, that's fine too. If she decides she wants to me to do something she thinks is sexy, she'll ask me. It's called having an grown-up conversation.

Shave, don't shave, be yourself, love your cooch however you love it; but insulting people for having preferences that differ from yours and implying that most men are closet pedophiles is stupid and immature.

Mumps

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> does anyone know who tommy tiernan is? he's a comedian from ireland and tho he usually offends he did a really funny bit about how as a man he wants a woman with a full bush, something to nuzzle into.

pubic hair please make a come-back!

MiseAmiee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @CorreLola: How much do you think it costs to get your ass-hair cornrowed? Public hair? I think it would be real painful, normal cornrows kind of burn...

dakardame

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I got a bikini wax yesterday and I'm sore. I've had brazilians before and just... ow. A whole world of ow. I love the idea of a Hollywood and love the way it feels but it does make me feel vaguely like a kid.

I'm in college right now and I took a dude back to mine not so long ago and the look on his face when we got going! Everything was neatly trimmed unlike the jungle under his pants! I'm there spitting out pubes and he's the one looking dissapointed!

I think unless a guy is sporting a hairless model then he has no right to expect one - he doesn't have right to hope for one. Where's the equality?

Bedroom Pirate

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Oh Jezebel readers, sometimes you are the best. My pubic hair thanks you.

germane

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> They should add this headline: "Sexy Hairstyles- For Down There!"
...and change "Not for Girls Who Blush Easily" to "Not for Girls Prone to Nausea."

aimy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @CaptainHangNail:
that is pretty much the most amazing thing i've hear all day. will there be acrobatics and detacheable nipples too?

astralgravy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: I bought it--the pink one!--and I'm trying to grow a powerbush so that I can actually use it.

I like being bald--less itchy when I work out--but I'm fine with shaving. I was waxed once. And only once. At some point, I screamed out loud, "I THINK YOU JUST RIPPED OFF MY BUTTHOLE!".

Nobody would look at me when I left the salon.

Sr. 'Zinha manscapes, and I am appreciative.

Cafezinha

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Cosmo is trying to ease us into their next big trend, "Sexy Horse Sex".

rubalicious

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Brazilianing is the infantilization of women. Pubes are pretty!

purplejesus

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @It'stheRooo: BWAHAHAHHAHAH! I just images Steve Carel and the guys from 40you virgin prancing and dancing in the meadow...

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @deadbeat old lady: What about hotrod flames :D Gives a whole nother meaning to my privates are on fire XD

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @LaFemme: I cannot even imagine that in my mind...wait..I can..oh.

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Devonna: @tscheese: @shewar: Wow, thanks so much for the overshare (seriously). Between the ripping, the chapping, and the leaking, I can't really choose, so I'm going with cost-effective Fur Bikini right now (thanks, Holly Madison!).

@cde: Racing stripes would be *awesome*. VROOOOM!

ali is a cranky whiner

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @videogoddess: Can't get over 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' leaked sex scenes...

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @deadbeat old lady: Hey, she could have suggested a dollar sign or 2 hotrod racing stripes (or a nazi swastika, if there's room for godwin's law in this thread :P)

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: The lady who did my very first-ever bikini wax asked if I wanted to create some sort of shape with the remaining hair. I was horrified. She suggested a heart. I politely declined.

@bria: Not just you. Hairless is definitely more sensitive.

ali is a cranky whiner

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> (With apologies to the Age of Aquarius)

When the neeeee-ocons have all the dough
And the ruuuuu-lers are all rubes
Then size zeeeee-ro will be deemed too big
And haaaair is deemed nauseous on the pubes

*chorus*
This is the dawning of the Age of Internet Porn
The Age of Internet Pooo-orrrn ...

Everybody sing!

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @thenwemadeout: there's a band in portland named "finger bang city". quality.

dokuchan

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Man fuck that. I mean once in a while it's nice but most of the time I'm too lazy to do fuck with it.

amowls

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ionu:

You can certainly question a man who prefers a hairless vulva, but have you thought about the fact that with less hair, it's easier for men to, so to say, navigate the clitoris et al.? Especially for younger teenagers/men, women's genitalia can be overwhelming-covering it in hair makes it a little tougher. I just don't think preferring less hair on the vulva = pedophile or man with little girl fetish. Less hair can mean other things too... less in the way for cunnilingus, for example.

Younger men have also been brought up with pornography that, recently, prefers little to no hair. If that's what they are used to seeing, it's more understandable.

bria

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> All this "only little girls are bare down there, that's so sick" talk. Only little girls are bare in their armpits, too, dontchaknow.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @cde: Will you marry me?

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @blackbirdfly: You're welcome!

I mean really, because of my skin color and texture of my hair, a Brazilian just makes it look worse. Ingrowns are not cute. I prefer a "playboy" or "landing strip": keep it contained within the borders of my drawers.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> A male ex-roommate of mine used to go on and on about his complicated routine of Veet-ing his ass, complete with a demonstration of the pose he was in (legs splayed in the air behind his head)when his sister walked in on him one time mid-removal. I guess he he liked to keep things tidy around the back end. I remember him recounting an "awesome" hook-up to some of the other guys in the flat and one of the details was how he was pleasantly surprised by the fact that she was completely bare. So I guess he didn't expect her to be clean-shaven. Basically the point of this comment was to share the visual of my old roommate, legs akimbo, Veet-ing his ass. Enjoy.

elle_oh_elle

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> i think to imply that women who choose to wax somehow are not embracing their natural womanliness or want to look like little girls is bs.

we remove hair from every other part of our bodies, why not down there? i was very late to the brazilian game and was shocked that most women i knew do it.

it hurts like hell, but it's nice to feel smooth down there. even when it grows out it still feels softer than trimming. i am surprised there is so much negativity on here for something that i thought was common! maybe just here in nyc.

xina

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @kitschenette:

Yes, this is most definately a youth-based thing. I am fairly certain that the Brazilian didn't even exist when I was in college.

yarnmule

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> For me, hair removal does not mean smooth skin. Shaving means blotchy, irritated stubble. Waxing means blood, then stubble. Depilatory cream means a stench, a rash, then stubble. Beside all that, WTF is so unattractive about hair?

Dulcinea

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> The GF is super-self conscious and doesn't want her vadge toyed with without a full shave... but I'll tell you something (and maybe this is just because I've got a hairy chest with skin too sensitive to wax myself) - if a guy has a hang-up about where you have and don't have hair, he doesn't love you for who you are. The end.

actorpull

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> It was our 7th year anniversary. We had dirty plans for a sweet hotel room. I decided to add to the surprise by getting a full Brazilian.

OW OW OW MOTHERFUCKIN OW!!!!

The guy liked it well enough that about a year later he casually slipped it into conversation. "Soooo...you know that waxing thing you did....?"

I lost it. "What are you, some kinda sadist!!! I told you how bad that hurt! Go wax your ballsack and we'll talk, dammit. Fuck that, I'm not even using a new razor next time I shave it."

Seriously, it was the only time I've felt like I had to console my kitten.

JaneBadall

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @desertbloom79: I remove hair, but not for my boyfriend. I did it before I met him. It's just comfortable to me. Sometimes I let it grow just to do something different. I think it's just whatever a woman feels like doing.

Flackette is a Red State Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: Yep. It's a little 'personal groomer' thingy, too. Works wonders!

I know a lot of girls around here get their stuff lasered. I would be tempted to do the bikini line but NOT the whole thing! But I'm very fair-skinned and regularly combat razor burn, no matter what I do to avoid it. I just keep everything neat and trim, NOT bald.

allora

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Your old ladies/hobos analogy is pure genius.

La Madrugada

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Trixie from Toronto: This is very true. My boyfriend is 37, and has no preconceived notions about hair. The mid-twenties guys I dated just a few years ago were totally about girls going bare - however it did not apply to them. Apparently it's ok for girls to get hair stuck in our teeth.

Flackette is a Red State Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Dingleberries? I seriously doubt anyone's butthair can grow out that long, clearly she is exaggerating. Right? Right?!

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I don't get the idea that bare skin equals some sort of pedophilic kink. The logical extension of that argument would be to similarly associate shaved armpits and legs with a kiddy fetish.

I prefer shaved guys, too. The reason is the same: our genitals are fun to look at and play with. In my opinion, hair gets in the way, smooth is cuter and it's much more sensitive to stimulation.

YMMV.

TigerTail

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @videogoddess: My thoughts exactly!

KittensMcgee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Katxyz: ive heard a "french" is bare. but maybe thats canadian?

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> that fug dress Veronica Mars has on gave me vertigo.

And what's wrong with letting the Backwoods in Arkansas grow?

TexasCrude

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> As my friend once said: I don't want to look like I'm 12 years old.

And I agree. No brazilian for me.

Klobasa, Esq

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> There is NOTHING I love better than a big ol' pubic hair conversation on the internet!

I think I 'm in the minority in that I think I would actually prefer to shave because I like the way it feels... for the short amount of time before my skin down there holds a full scale epidermal rebellion. Since I dig the shaved feeling, I don't really associate having no pubes with a prepubescent body. I mean, children don't have pubic hair, but they definitely don't have womanly hips and boobs either! Pubic hair isn't the only visual sign of sexual maturity...

I do understand why people bring up the prepubescent argument, though, especially when a growing number of (probably young) men are insisting or even expecting that their gfs shave or wax.

BabyfaceStanwyck

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I'm 23, and while most of the guys I've been with don't say anything about pubic hair at all, a few have expressed surprise and pleasure that I shave-- so I don't think all guys in my age range expect it. I've also gotten waxed twice-- I would do it regularly if it didn't cost so much, and if i didn't have to let it grow in. I just don't like having hair down there, especially when its period time.

inabook

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @sympathyforthedevil: actually bacteria etc gets through underwear-the hair still serves a purpose of keeping everything inside cleaner (um-i actually saw a documentary on the subject). Having said that-whatever floats your boat...

info*ninja

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> "Long enough to braid"? Uh, I call total bullshit on that. Body hair doesn't continue to grow throughout your life, like the hair on your head. It only gets so long, and that's it. Have you ever seen men with chest hair that could be braided? Women in old porn with braided pubes?

Cosmo is so fucking ridiculous.

louveciennes

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I've always shaved down there, not for any sexual reason, just because I hate the way it feels. I was so weirded out when I was with some dude in high school and he was like "Oh, you shaved! Well that was nice" and I was like umm excuse me this isn't for you bitch and why is that so hot? I think its truly disturbing that men are turned on by the CHILD LIKE nature of a hairless vagina. My boyfriend actually asked me to grow it out because he's into the 70s hahaha. But I couldn't do it! I've always thought a little hair was sexy though. If I watch porn and I see a hairy one, I get super excited because it's so rare these days. Sad world we live in

AnnaWintwhore

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> TMI: What I find fustrating about this is that it makes the area way too delicate and dry if it's shaved. So it's like a chastity device that limits the amount of friction you can have.

Phalene

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: Sorry for the misnomer. But all the outer stuff is the vulva (as opposed to the vagina), and and that can be bare, bushy, or anywhere in between.

A hairy vagina would actually be icredibly gross, and now that image is gonna haunt me. I'll be careful with my word choice from now on and just use something non-technical. Like twat. One of my fave words.

sympathyforthedevil

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Both the waxers I have used are kind of anal and insist that a "Brazilian" is when you wax almost everything (labia, edges, back) but leave a patch or landing strip and a "Sphinx" is when you go completely bare. Has anyone else heard of this?

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @gold_gato: There are usually two camps as to the purpose of pubic hair. The first is that it functions sort of like eyelashes - keeping dirt and germs out of a sensitive area. If you wear underwear and proper clothing (unlike Britney Spears), then you don't really need the pubic hair for that.

The second theory is that pubes trap in pheromones, and therefore make you more alluring down there. I guess this reason wouldn't be completely combatted by wearing underwear, but I figure once a guy peels the panties off and gets down to that level, he's already allured enough and doesn't need the extra pheromone boost.

So there's that. There's no real health benefits/negative effects either way, so it's really to each her own.

sympathyforthedevil

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @shewar: That's both absolutely hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: Same deal here. The last time I got a brazilian wax I felt weird and leaky. I had sex with some guy and (here comes the fun TMI part) he got weirded out after because a bunch of "stuff" had accumulated in his butt crack while I was on top.

Haven't been back to the waxer since.

shewar

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @pumpkinsoup: I'm also a straight, married woman and I totally understand what you're saying. To me, it just looks unnatural to see a naked person with no hair down there.

galaxina

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> interesting how the whole pubic hair thing relates back to what Tatiana said yesterday, about how we're expected to maintain our 14-year-old bodies in every way. wtf people?

my BFF was asking a guy friend about waxing, and the following conversation ensued:

BFF: Who would want to f*ck a plucked chicken?
Guy: Depends on the chicken...

sushi314

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Devonna: This may be WAYYYYY too much info, but I kinda have the opposite experience. If I have no hair (sometimes I do shave that sucker clean), I get, I dunno, that weird Chapsticked-feeling around my bare "lips."

Like...okay, this is gross, but my pubes catch the extra lube without feeling icky. Instead, it is like walking around with a nice soft natural towel down there. If I don't have that "towel" I kinda feel like my nether regions are drooling uncontrollably.

WAY overshare. I know. I am gross.

Pubes: They are nature's oversized Red Lobster bib.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> OMG.... i like waxing. i am brazilian, i grew up with it being something natural to do and not sex related, its more about being hairless during the summer, on the beach without stubble growing the next day :-/

Anyway...

the bit about the tail.... please...no a** hair grows that long....

cosmo gets worse and worse every issue.

Venus Muffinpants

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> This is TMI, so you have been forewarned... as someone who has abundant natural lubrication on a regular basis, I have found that if I do not remove the hair around the labia, the natural lubrication dries and sticks to said hair which leads to a very uncomfortable RIIIIP!!!! every time I go to the bathroom. So I remove the hair, via waxing bc then I don't have to worry about those hairs getting caught up.

And this is also why underwear makes pubic hair less necessary. Undies catch the dribbles and also keep your nether regions warm.

Devonna

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @kitschenette: Its ok, you just need to meet new men and do what feels good for you. Trust, *they* are not all like that

info*ninja

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> i will never sex a guy who shaves his pubes. it's like fucking a porcupine.

msAnthrope

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Ugh, I'm infuriated. Banishing the brazilian like it is some evil form of male tyranny, yet then being brutal about the femmetache? Not all of us have blonde wisp-like pubes, naturally coiffed to perfection. Everyone is different down there, some like the braz, some don't. Some shave, some wax, some grow. woop-de-do.

Personally I like it bare. However, there will be periods when I will go retro (poverty, nostalgia, braiding). But quit the hirsutism bashing, yo (why do girls even do that?). There are people out there that had shitty boyfriends giving them hair complexes at the tender age of 16 with condescending remarks such as "it's a bit European, don't you think?".

Thank fuck cosmo wasn't also raining hard on my adolescence waving its pussy propaganda in my face.

msenidcoleslaw

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Well, not to be selfish, but generally, i want things to feel good for ME. and full disclosure, I like my hair down there! i like the way it feels. the follicles are sensitive and it feels good when it's touched.

If any guy said he "preferred shaved" i would be seriously disappointed. so far, this hasn't happened but I'm only 26, still got a lot of years left...

Dear Blond Diary

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> It's true! Every single guy I know says that he would be sooo grossed out if a girl had any pubes at all. I've never met a guy who's actually comfortable with it! I dunno if this is just a college thing or what, but it's lame.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Screwvenir: Thank you! Every waxing experience I have had has left me with a crotch that looks like it just got out of a boxing match. The actual ripping out has never even been that painful, my skin just gets very bruised looking a few hours later. Bruised labia is HOT!

So I trim and shave when I feel like it and my guy rarely seems to notice one way or the other.

ladyisatramp

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> As a happily married husband, I can definitely state that I love my wife with or without hair. However, without hair=more skin on skin= more sensation for all. Smoothies are fun.

Just for info, I was trained and now I wax my wife

Also, she has waxed me so I know what it feels like

LuvRnettr

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Any guys who expect/demand my stuff to be bare might as well just go fuck a blow-up doll. That way it doesn't matter if they come too fast.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> And more to the point, some people get off on seeing a full bush.

Personally, as long as I can see through it and its nice and neat, i.e. trimmed (maybe shaped) to like a quarter inch in height.

But I also follow the same. Trimmed down. I doubt girls like curlies in their teeth any more then most guys do.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @sympathyforthedevil: I don't think peeps are down on bare vulvas; personally, I am down on the *expectation* that vulvas be bare or else they're disgusting and foul.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @layladylan: Pussy power! And if you squirt, it's like you're having a power surge!

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I think it comes down to choice (as several people have mentioned) but true choice means that the outcomes have similar consequences (do i drink orange or grapefruit juice?). In a very short period of time women's choices about their hair have become political (shaving came in around the same time as bikinis), in that it takes bravery to make certain choices. I have several friends who have said to me that they do not want to shave under their arms any more but they are too embarrassed (full grown women-not teenage girls)-is this a real choice? There has been a lot of bad mouthing of under arm hair on Jez, something that has saddened me-i can have a hairy bush or armpits and perform my feminity through my long ass bright pink nails or however i choose to in that moment. Also-those dudes dissing pussy should not be getting any more play

info*ninja

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> ew. nothing could be less sexy than the words "like a baby' or "Hitler moustache"

barf.

mynameisrio

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Neon.Wonder: One time I waxed my legs. Then I decided that hot wax would never again touch my bare skin, even in some sort of kinky way. Never waxed my vadge, never will... sry if it's TMI but I think that the ones who don't read this nonsense try to stick together, otherwise if we just take Cosmo for granted, who knows where we're headed.

engelfluglen

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ceejeemcbeegee: Straight and to the point. Perfect :D

It's kinda the same. If a girl would go down on my, why should I go down on here. Not that I wouldn't anyway..... >_>

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Eh, I prefer myself mostly smooth. I did full bare for a long time, and decided I like a little patch up front better. So does my 23 year old boyfriend; I kind of don't believe that all young guys are strict about shaving since he's never been and actually prefers some hair/some bare.

I wish we would finally have a post about male pubic habits, since it always comes up on these posts and is potentially more interesting.

Katxyz

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Here I thought the Brazilian was in reference to some actual Brazilian person :P

cde

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @sympathyforthedevil: I can understand letting people do as they please in their personal decision to shave or not shave, but I cannot get on board with the idea that having natural pubic hair became obsolete with the invention of underwear. Unless you can explain why we have hair there and how my pretty little panties conquered this.

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> He can expect all he wants, but he's gettin' what he gets. Men have nothing to say about how I fix any part of my body, especially that part. It's mine, and I'll do what I want with it. If you want a piece of it, you'll like it. The end.

Centaurea

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @videogoddess: I am so with you. I tear up at the thought of my VMars on the cover of Cosmo.

LadyPants

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I don't know why people are so down on shaved vaginas. It's really a matter of personal preference, and there's no right or wrong. There was a reason we had hair down there, but that reason became obsolete when underwear was invented. Now we've got a choice whether to keep it or not.

I personally hate pubic hair; I know it's natural and all that, but I always have hated it. When I found out you could shave it. I dived right in, and now I love my area down there. And shouldn't every girl love her vagina? Yeah, Cosmo is full of shit, but that doesn't mean every girl who shaves or waxes down there is Cosmo girl or a Britney-wannabe.

sympathyforthedevil

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: I once saw a Jenna Jameson-branded one on TV. It was called "Jenna's Hot Trimmer" and it came with stencils you could use as a guide. I believe that one was a lightning bolt.

Come on, you know you want it!

layladylan

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ineffable.me:

I totally agree with you.The only people with hairless vaginas are little girls, which I am not.I cannot help but to question a man who only wants you to be bare down there. Sorry.

ionu

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @MomoMcgee: I think I do know what you mean, and Lord do ads clog up my spam in-box!

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I think its porn's fault. If all those damn porn stars weren't flawlessly bare down there we wouldn't have to deal with such stupid demands, since porn is practically main stream (I mean seriously, who doesnt watch porn these days?). Maybe we shouldstart demanding that guys appear more like male porn stars, ifyaknowhaddamean.

MomoMcgee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @kinamoto:
Judgemental much? Helping support three siblings, paying off my own huge college debt, and having never accepted a dime from my father since I turned 18 reminds me enough of my adulthood. Isn't feminism about choice? I like it, that's all I'm saying. Jeez.

@kinamoto:
Yeah, when I was sleeping on my sister's couch in Texas a a few years ago (more rough times), I couldn't afford it, but I got my shit together and moved to NYC. It's hella cheap here in NYC, if you find the right place.

desertbloom79

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Just because someone expects something doesn't mean you have to do it. Plus I don't think anyone is really going to say no once you've got to the point when you see respective areas. I mean really, like, 'Hmmm, liked you up to this point but I expect a certain level of hairlessness, sorry.'

JCake

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @hortense: this should win comment of the day, hands down.

zahava

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> How could you even bend well enough to braid it? Reading some of these comments about how do some chick's butt hair get long enough to braid made me think of butt hair extensions... ew...

tawnyowl

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Yasume: It's from the extremely high cut bikinis that originated there. You really have to take everything of it will stick out.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> When I was in high school I wanted to subscribe to Cosmo so bad, but my mom said it was too trashy, and then I went to college and was old enough to subscribe without the fear of my mother getting it from the mailbox. Sadly, or fortunately, by that time I found it highly childish and trashy myself. All I know of Cosmo is what I learn from Jezebel... sounds even trashier now.

BlueJeanBaby19

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: @lastsinglestanding: And I should say that I think there are still plenty of men out there who value woman parts for what they are - part of a woman.

God, I miss Texas boys (and girls)!

oeditrix

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @kansasgirl:
a) you stole me comment.
b) and my name!

AndYourLittleDogToo

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Men don't care. As long as it is clean and smells good!!

On a side note, it is something how the Brazilians are stereotyped for this. I wonder if it is popular there.

Yasume

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: I use my boyfriend's trimmer. Wonderful and painless!

thegreenman

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @TigerTail: Word. My wife doesn't keep it completely bare down there, but fairly trim. I appreciate having extra surface area to please, but if she wanted to grow it longer, that'd be fine. She sometimes suggests that I may want to shy away because she hasn't shaved in a few days, which is always laughable, because I'm always in the mood to, ahem, dine in. Nonetheless, I would imagine that for some, a powerbush will rarely make guys disinterested in sex, per se, but may lessen the desire to go down.

diosdeguerra

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @wolf biter: That sounds very strange, I am trying to visualize it- no hair in front with an arrow and everything left underneath.

I would never get off that table if the underside hadnt been touched. Having someone get all of that is why I pay the 50-70 dollars- because I can't get to that myself. The front? Whatever, I can manage that.

"Protestant wx" is a great term for the Classic Bikini wax.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ Nistha

I totally agree w/ the reciprical thing. I get waxed (not completely, but you know) so he has an easier time doing his thing, then he gets waxed as well. He needs to know the pain.

ladyprof

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: This is the trimmer I have. It works great.

[www.amazon.com]

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @oeditrix: No, that was all spot on!

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: Remington Trim & Shape Bikini Trimmer. Everyone I know uses this, from friends to the various places I've been to to get waxed. I used to use a boyfriend's beard trimmer too, but I like my own better because it is smaller and more precise.

SPARKLE

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @oeditrix: Don't be sorry; I enjoyed it and I agree.

Thanks for the trimmer tips, gals!

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ edgyspice: It is already a bit of a fetishist thing. There are specific (according to my ex-boyfriend) websites that cater to the guy who prefers the "natural" look.

I shave sometimes, depending on my mood. I don't mind the look, but would be turned off if someone expects me to shave 24/7. It's just not something I prioritize. But I do the Hollywood, which means you remove all the hair.

Brazillians are lame. LOL

Tarah_Sweeney

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @LaFemme: Something like that happened to one of my girlfriends a few years ago, though not by design.

She wanted to get a more aggressive wax than her usual "a little off the top and the sides" wax (I call it the Protestant wax). She wanted a patch in the front and the lips bare, but the waxer misunderstood her and took too much off the sides and left the lips untouched. After we polished off a bottle of champagne, she showed us the results--it was like her pussy had an arrow pointing to it.

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: Here it is: [www.amazon.com]

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> For those women who like having a bare crotch, fine. Apparently oral sex with no hair is pretty nice for both parties.

But in terms of rude men who think it should be the norm, it's pretty obviously about reactionary gender politics. To wit: I had a jerky male classmate who brought up women's pubes at the pub one night, totally unprovoked, to everyone's discomfort. I must have rolled my eyes or something, because he instantly leaned toward me and leered, "I can tell you probably have a big old powerbush because you're a manhating lesbian." As a matter of fact I don't shave regularly, just when and where I feel like it. And as for manhating, I certainly hated him.

My point is, insecure men experience women's body hair as some sort of aggressive statement against their manhood. And Cosmo is pitched toward the insecure women who are trying to capture said insecure men. Sorry for long post.

oeditrix

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I shave bare because the vulva is an erogenous zone, which means being able to touch it really enhances the sensations. Sex with a full bush is like playing the piano while wearing gloves.

TigerTail

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @info*ninja: Didn't want to disappoint you.
And, obviously, I have no idea who started that trend, but I find it ridiculous.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: I have a purple one, so I'm assuming it's for girls, but I think the women's trimmer just costs more, really. I'd recommend one that's on the skinny side.

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: ive used this one for about 4 years without issues [www.amazon.com] runs on a AAA battery i have never had to change.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @brookidy: I figure it can't be anyworse than getting waxed or getting my armpits lasered. I am going to keep my "pie" in front. I've always been uncomfortable with the whole shabang.

SPARKLE

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @LaFemme: "Hitler mustache". God, that's funny

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): YAY! I was actually hoping that one of the Jezeboys was going to pipe up.

I do not judge you for your depilatory procedures. I think it is kind of rad. I don't want to be judged for my massive auburn 70's porno muff either, so I think we're all in the same boat.

Also I think we can all agree that Velcro Nads are nobody's friend.

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): (chugs tequila from the bottle, avoids eye contact, giggles)

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Macloserboy (Who Is Finally On Facebook For You Bitches): ah yes SBS - sweaty Ball Syndrome. my male friends bitch about this in summer. but they arent the type to think of hair removal because it would make them "less manly". *eye roll*

as long as a penis doesnt have mutton chops im ok with hair there.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Does anyone have a specific brand of trimmer they prefer? Because I don't recall ever seeing a "lady trimmer," just the men's beard trimmers.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @desertbloom79: I used to wax religiously too, but have been in quite the dry spell so havent in awhile, though I think I will start again once it is summer. I really don't like pubic hair on the underside of your vagina. Sometimes I would have the waxer do all of the underside and back and then leave a somewhat natural looking triangle in the front, like what a regular bikini wax looks like. I thought bald was weird too, but did it once because I went to a shitty waxer who didnt get my "natural look" request and gave me the pubic hair equivalent of a Hitler mustache. Better to take it all off I thought. It was super weird for awhile, but once I adjusted to it visually, I really liked it.

If only it werent so expensive.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @samethingwedoeverynightpinky: No, they are not turning down sex. I can't imagine that. No guy has EVER said ANYTHING to me about hair down there.

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: Well, in the summer, com combat funk, I will take the hair off the ballsack. But I don't shave. Oh, god no. I dipilatory, which is probably all kinds of bad for my sperm but what the hell. My hair is oddly very soft, so when it grows back in there's no itching.

Of course this now means I can never attend another Jezebel event again.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Style Queen: Ooh yay I get to share! I've only done full Brazilian a couple of times but opted not to laser all of it off because a) there's some spots where that would really hurt, and b) I'm going to be old one day and may not want to be totally bare. So, I opted for landing strip and occasionally I'll take that off as well.

SO: It cost about $1000 and took 6 treatments, each about a month apart. You sahev everything off first so the laser won't burn your hair. The laser feels like getting popped with a rubber band. Some spots are worse than others, like right between your leg and cooch. You are supposed to update once a year and that is an additional cost. It really works! No growth, and if they miss a spot it's very evident. I'm really particular so I still shave sometimes, but I never, ever get razor burn anymore.

Side note, I'm due for my update, but the woman who did it has been replaced by a guy. A guy that I know. I'm working up the courage to spread eagle for him knowing full well that I may see him in a bar a couple of days later.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @marybanjo: I was being facetious. But this is a girl who is single and not looking for any NSA action. It just didn't make sense to me. Most of my mid-20s friends use the trimmer. It's quick, convenient and cheap. And it really gets the job done! I highly recommend it.

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> If men of a certain age expect me to be bald then they should recipricate. And not shaving either. Brazillian style.

ELovejoy925

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @pink_orchid_martini: BAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Let me know where you find the teeny vagina top hat because I guess I need one too. I bet I'm not alone either.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @samethingwedoeverynightpinky: i know dudes who won't go down on girls because they're not nekkid, and i have a friend who was told by a guy that he wouldn't sleep with her again if she wasn't nekkid down there. yeah, he was a jerk.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @brookidy: Okay, this thread has made my whole fucking week.

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: See, that's a good point. Ain't nobody ever turned down any sexy time with me due to unshaved nether regions. And anyone who has a problem with it can find their way to the nearest exit real quick like.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @Jezebabe...is a stern and angry midget!!!!: That's what I think about, too: Time and Money. Is there some magical land where waxing is free?

rachelrob

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @blackbirdfly: i hadnt gotten that far in my plans. i guess i will just get a teeny vagina top hat to hide the regrowth?

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> OK, I gather that young men prefer/expect brazilians (thanks porn!), but are they really turning down sex that comes with pubic hair? I trim/ nair (I can't believe this is the second time in two days I've talked about my pubic maintenance on the internet), but my friends who do get brazilians tend to do it once in a while as a special occasion type thing. I mean, even people who get brazilians have to let that bizness grow out a bit before they can do it again. Do people in regular relationships with hair free girls refuse sex while the hair's growing back?

samethingwedoeverynightpinky

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> So far, reading this thread has forced me to fake 6 coughing fits to cover up the giggles.

On topic: I'm disturbed by the idea that there are so many turned on by a child-like cooter. Seriously disturbed.

Nevertheless, to each her own.

Personally, I have extremely sensitive skin which is not nearly as wonderful as the tv ads make it sound. Therefore, there is no method, whether shaving, waxing, sugaring or depilitating which will allow the hair on my cooch to be removed without leaving a festering field of rash and ingrown hairs. No matter what your preference that is NOT a sexy sight. Also: brandishing my festering pubic region at professionals who have claimed that it could be done and I was just doing it wrong is not an enjoyable pass-time. Shut Up Cosmo!

BadHairLife

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ceejeemcbeegee: Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Comment of the Day!!!

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @desertbloom79: You have pubic hair as a sign of adulthood. You can save time and money by coming to terms with this fact.

kinamoto

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: That's pretty much how it is. And any guy who shaves or trims it immediately wants a blow job as your way of saying thanks for mowing the lawn. Then you get to go to work with gonad razor burn on your cheeks and chin. Good times.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: We dyed them for swim team when I was in high school. School colors and everything. Bleached 'em first. Left that hotel room a holy mess.

murderofcrows

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I feel like I'm the only one here who still waxes...

I just like it. I don't really know why. I got it done at a salon a few times and the woman who did it was so nice and gentle and it didn't hurt AT ALL. I popped 4 ibuprofen about a half hour before and had very little pain during/after the waxiig. Not nearly as bad as I thought.

Now, the hair is about one third as thick as it was (and I have THICK hair) and I wax it once a month or so and that keeps it fine for me/the boyfriend. I feel like the sensations are more sensitive when it's bare/barish, but maybe that's just me?

bria

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @lastsinglestanding: I don't get it, why is getting a personal trimmer being a grown up?

marybanjo

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @summerwheatley: One of my coworkers was just bitching about some lady at the gym who has a full bush. I clammed up, and now I'm all paranoid that ladies at my gym are talking behind my back about my bush. I mean, of all the things to get bitchy about, another woman's choice of pubic hair length? Seriously?

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @brookidy: I've been getting brazillians for years. I'm going to take it to the next level with laser. Tell me all about it!

SPARKLE

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @BAngieB: oh right, the go to answer for most of my similar queries

info*ninja

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @original_lynne: I have to ask though: how do you stop the shave itch??

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I am in my 40's, love my trimmer for up front and have regular butt waxing. Post divorce I had a relationship with a deliciously kinky man, who came with me for the full wax. Off the charts sexy time followed - vag so sensitive, but I weirded out at the the prepubescent look and nixed that in favor of trimmer . And then there was the torture of the grow back, but as for the rear, I offer no excuses........cleaner and much more sensitive.

BeachLover

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: [raises hand]

I don't shave or wax my bizness, but I trim everything really short. Keeps everything tidy.

Although I am strangely curious about having my ass waxed...

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> This is all news to me. Me and most of my friends do not go bare, and I'm not just hangin with feminist-types either.

gold_gato

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @original_lynne: i was a competitive swimmer too, but i think it made me just the opposite- we wouldn't shave for weeks at a time (well, the legs. the cooch was always trimmed up). when you're training with tights, you don't care so much what your legs look like. now that i'm not a swimmer, i'm even more lazy. i blame it once again of being out here in colorado where natural is much more accepted. i've decided that i'm not going to date a dude that i can't be totally my grungy self around. so liberating.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @blackbirdfly: hahahahahahhahaha!! for some reason that joke made my day. silly boobs.

sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> I can't believe there is only one other comment on here from a woman who does it. I'm not saying it's as widespread as Cosmo says, but it's still intensely popular. I'm 28, and almost all my friends do it. But beyond that- I've been doing it so long that I actually intensely dislike having a bunch of hair down there. My boyfriend couldn't care less, but I realized a long time ago that I do it for me. I waxed the whole time even during that nearly two year dry spell- (yeah, rough times), because it makes me feel better about myself. Like getting manicures.

As for shaving- no way. I never shave, that hurts like hell and always gives me ingrown hair.

desertbloom79

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @ceejeemcbeegee: Coke all over mah keyboard. "Nappy dugout." HA!

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> A bare vajayjay, for the the eradication of pubic lice, and the good of all mankind.

ToUnfoldThem

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> The "67 New Sex Tricks" makes me believe that Cosmo is now supporting prostitution... or magic.

curglaff

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @weedie: What do you mean? Is that who I think it is?

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: Ha ha ha ha!!! Well, he uses a trimmer, actually, so it's not completely bare and there's really not a lot of stubble.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> If he can't handle my nappy dugout, then he can't bang my black ass.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> oh, i just realized this issue is "not for girls who blush easily."

guess i won't be picking it up then, drat.

RemoteCommander

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @pink_orchid_martini: My vag is usually at her fanciest when she has nowhere to go, too!

lastsinglestanding

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> In middle school, I used to hang out in coffee shops poring over back issues of Cosmo. Thank god none of their idiot sex tips stuck. May no 13-year-old try to grow herself a "tail" after reading this.

SheilsBabe

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @SarahMC: Yeah, totally. I use my b'f's beard trimmer. Works great.

YouCan'tDealWithMyInfiniteNature

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @pink_orchid_martini: Yeah, but what about when it starts to grow back? Because I don't know about y'all, but at that point, I can't shave it or wax it again. It's painful to even THINK about that. I really don't understand what you do at that point. I'm 31 years old and I still don't get it.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @katastic: She FRENCH braided it and put beads on the end.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @BAngieB: Vulgar!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: "Also I'm kinda imagining what it would be like to get it on with a dude whose balls are all stubbly. It'd be like getting flogged with a hedgehog, right?"

- I nearly choked to death on my tea. That was the best thing I've read all day.

SammyKitty

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @crunkjuice: Bartholin's Gland. Yeah, definitely possible. But when you shave you create tiny nicks in the skin. Your skin is inhabited by resident flora that's normally "good" (it's like a bus stop bench where old ladies are sitting--if they get up and move, hobos will take it over, so if anyone is gonna sit there you'd rather have it be old ladies). But things like S. aureus or can enter those tiny nicks and cause problems, especially in a warm, moist area.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> i did an at home bikini wax last night with the Parissa strips you warm in your hands. it is so smooth and easy. no burns or bruising. i was prepared for voilent, painful failure but this was easy. A quick trim with the beard trimmer and voila... my vagine is ready to party. too bad she hasnt been invited out. S'ok she enjoys a stag evening in all dressed up.

pink_orchid_martini

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Nope. Adorable. Ur a bunnee!!

andBegorrah

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Can I nominate a thread of the day? There are waaaaay too many comments of the day here to choose from!

squirrelcop

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: If this isn't way too much overshare, can I ask how the boy feels about having the stubble growing back IN to his balls? Like, isn't that completely and totally awful for a dude?

Also I'm kinda imagining what it would be like to get it on with a dude whose balls are all stubbly. It'd be like getting flogged with a hedgehog, right?

tscheese

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> i was competitive swimmer for close to two decades. shaving was just part of the culture, and even though i dont' swim anymore, i still shave everyday, i can't stand hairy legs. I ony shaved my bikini lines (reilgiously). And then I got to college, and just started shaving everything. it ws a personal preference, the sex was better for me that way (after years of swimming i guess i just hated any patch of hair not on my head). I only got it professionally waxed once. It was expensive, painful (though doable) and a little wierd. I didn't like the idea of having to wait and get stubble. eeeeeeewww. So i just shave. Almost everyday. I don't judge people who shave/wax/or not...its their vadge and their biz. everyone is different.

but hoorah for the lack of pubic lice~ one more evil of society down the drain thanks to the hard work of cosmo.

original_lynne

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> Ummm....I just....did she actually braid it? she didn't actually braid it, did she?

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @and Begorrah: Really? I don't find it that adorable, but the term is hilarious to me. It's weird, because I'm really not that hairy, but there's this little tuft of hair...

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @tscheese: oh man, my roommate slept with a mutual friend a while back and reported that his were GREEN. so many LOLs.

RemoteCommander

]]> <![CDATA[How The Brazilian Explains The World]]> @weedie: It's okay. I shave, too, when the mood strikes me. (My guy shaves his balls when the moo