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Kiefer Sutherland: Grizzled & Grey

esshud — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:50:29 EDT

@TheatreChick73: Donald!

esshud

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browneyesblue — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:35:10 EDT

I want him for 24 hours.

browneyesblue

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bigleggedwoman — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:55:37 EDT

@Busted Weave: Agreed. I'll hold him, you hit him.

Ha ha just kidding, violence is not the answer, kids!

bigleggedwoman

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skates — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:52:58 EDT

@Trixie from Toronto:
My thoughts exactly!

skates

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lonewolfer — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:32:40 EDT

Did he steal Zoe Kravitz's shoes?

lonewolfer

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wring — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:24:07 EDT

hello daddy

wring

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snarkordie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:19:03 EDT

Grizzled, Grey and still Gorgeous.

@NefariousNewt: My 2 favorites: (1)Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone; and (2) Jack Bauer never needs to charge his cell phone because it's powered by testosterone.

snarkordie

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calitexican — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:00:34 EDT

@peliroja: i'm so about the beards too. i have no idea why since i didn't grow up w/ any beards around. anyway, nice surprise that his is peliroja, que no?

calitexican

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alicetheowl — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:29:34 EDT

@nenasadije: Lost Boys is the one that comes to mind for me, too. I blame him for my secret vampire obsession. Damn you, Kiefer! Without you I never would've gone through that Anne Rice phase!

Still love him, though.

alicetheowl

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:56 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!:
For me, it's a troubled Young Gun :) mmmmmm melty

BrutallyHonestBabes

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pishposhspice — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:38 EDT

I love him so....and there were just too many "Just For Men" jokes about hair dye and him being in prison so I'll just let everyone play with that while I'm on this conference call...

pishposhspice

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Go Like Hell Machine — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:31 EDT

@cinemaddict: YOU WANT TO GET SHOT A WHOLE BUNCH 'A TIMES?!?

Go Like Hell Machine

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nenasadije — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:09:01 EDT

he will always represent the dirty, sexually deviant, bad boy a la stand by me, lost boys, etc. me likey!

i also love those pants and wish i had a pair. long live bells!

nenasadije

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OnRawkRawk — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:07:50 EDT

@cinemaddict: That movie traumatized my sister. And me, a little. We couldn't stop saying "I-can't-move-mah-neck-but-I've-still-got-mah-smiiile" for the longest time.

OnRawkRawk

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lisas — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:06:24 EDT

I can't love him, he's a filthy drunk driver. Sorry Kief, I'm sending the diamonds back to you. Don't cry.

lisas

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Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:59:14 EDT

Grizzled, grey and HOT. I will forever love him for tackling the Christmas tree, since at least once every couple of years, I want to get violent with the Christmas tree in my living room.

Trixie from Toronto

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sushi314 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:58:30 EDT

i'm enjoying his matching hobo shoes & beard. looks like jack bauer has fallen off the wagon again...

sushi314

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thenwemadeout — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:55:15 EDT

"Get me a hacksaw"

Jack, Violence is the answer. Every time.

thenwemadeout

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OMG_WTF — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:53:00 EDT

@cinemaddict: OMG!!! I love that movie. I feel like no one else in the world has seen it! He was totally skeevy in the movie but I adore Kiefer anyway. Reese kicked butt in that movie too.

OMG_WTF

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BlondeGrlz — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:52:16 EDT

@BlondeGoddess: Every day of his life is the longest day.
And thank you all for Jack Bauer jokes, but now you better step off or I'll kick your ass. He's mine, all mine.

BlondeGrlz

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wordy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:51:20 EDT

OK. He looks like my brother.

wordy

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alicetheowl — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:49:44 EDT

@videogoddess: The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer. They had to rename it after people kept dying after they crossed the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

alicetheowl

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Centaurea — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:49:01 EDT

His shoes are all scuffed because he just killed 237 terrorists with him. His glasses, however, remain pristine.

Centaurea

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badmutha — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:46:19 EDT

@NefariousNewt: heeheehee. I love that shit. Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

badmutha

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DeeJayQueue — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:45:41 EDT

in that pic he's looking like Adam Savage with more stylish clothes and shoes. That's not a bad thing. rawr.

DeeJayQueue

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Philthyist — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:45:04 EDT

@Busted Weave: duude his shoes are part of teh hotness. and fairy?? Uncalled for.

Philthyist

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beatrice3000 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:44:47 EDT

There was that Lonely Island video when he drives into the frame by accident. The guys were doing a scene when they beat up an old woman (a young woman in costume), and Kiefer drives by in his convertible with his head turned towards the action (freeze-frame shot). The cameraman turned it off, and they reassured him that it was fake. He said, "I should know better!" and laughed it off.

@WorkerBee2000: I like that video too. He attacks the tree like it's trying to take down Pres. Palmer.

Despite his drinking problem, I still like him. He told a story about how his daughter worked/interned on 24, and during a scene that was meant to have a quiet set, she made a loud sound on purpose, and Kiefer's about to scream at someone, and they all laugh at him when they see it's his daughter. The way I write that, it makes her sound bratty, but it was funny when he said it.

beatrice3000

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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:44:38 EDT

@NefariousNewt: @badmutha: @Triphena: These remind me of Chuck Norris jokes. One of them was, and has now been recycled using Jack instead of Chuck.

That, or Jack himself stole them.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:38:23 EDT

@badmutha: Mine's better:

You never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom. That's because nothing escapes Jack Bauer.

I didn't want to tell it, but there it is...

NefariousNewt

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badmutha — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:35:06 EDT

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

badmutha

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esmecalvert — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:35:04 EDT

Always a Lost Boy to me.

esmecalvert

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AllanaSmithee — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:32:37 EDT

I don't care for the beard. It makes me think that the Chinese just released him again.

AllanaSmithee

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WorkerBee2000 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:32:10 EDT

@Miss Pelled: Ever since I saw that video of him attacking the christmas tree I've had the hots for him. Especially after the interviewer said something like, "so, you were on holiday and you had a little bit too much to drink and got a little wild?" And he just smiled and said, "Well, I was on holiday!" Like, what else are you supposed to do when you are on vacation??

WorkerBee2000

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cmg — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:32:07 EDT

everyone has already said what i wanted to say. so, ditto on everything, i guess.

cmg

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LVP — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:31:50 EDT

Gravitas.

LVP

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badmutha — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:31:03 EDT

Grey and Grizzled my butt. He looks so much like his Dad, and they both have those wonderful voices. Love it.

badmutha

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honkytonk — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:29:30 EDT

I wonder what he's been up to those shoes -- they're so dirty! Jumping in mud puddles? (Playful Kiefer!) Working on the wheel in a pottery studio? (Crafty Kiefer!) Hiding in a bush waiting to torture me and my family? (Bauer Kiefer.)

honkytonk

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peliroja — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:29:14 EDT

Beards are hot. I would have never said that a few years ago, but I have come to love them. He always looks good, even when it's clear he's hungover as all hell.

peliroja

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SpicyTamale — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:28:10 EDT

he and i should *meow*.

SpicyTamale

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BlondeGoddess — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:28:05 EDT

By the looks of it, Jack Bauer has had the longest day of his life.
Still loves him, though.

BlondeGoddess

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BlueJeanBaby19 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:27:34 EDT

As a Southern girl (read: not Bell) I have to say I am totally digging the cowboy boots... love a man in boots.

BlueJeanBaby19

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TheatreChick73 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:27:17 EDT

Keifer? Donald? Kiefer? Donald?

Eh, who cares.

Jack?

That's more like it.

TheatreChick73

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Miss Pelled — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:56 EDT

He's looking for a Christmas tree to jump into, no doubt.

Miss Pelled

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petuniacat — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:25 EDT

...And on foot, since he can't really afford to be getting any more DUIs.

petuniacat

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NefariousNewt — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:23 EDT

OK, I could repeat my Jack Bauer joke, but I won't.

Prison must not have suited him.

NefariousNewt

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brookidy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:22 EDT

No, I haven't had a drink, and no, I'm not driving anywhere! Fuck off!

brookidy

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:08 EDT

I dunno. I kind of like it, but I am torn. I kind of miss the wild, barely coherent look he would sport every so often.

TheUptightMidwesterner

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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:26:02 EDT

I fucking love this man.

Enjoying the scruffed up boots. You know, because he's too cool for boot cleanings.

nolongerinacubiclestillawhore

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Triphena — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:25:07 EDT

@videogoddess: On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Triphena

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that megawatt smile — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:23:40 EDT

I'd tap it, but the scuffed up fairy shoes have to go first

that megawatt smile

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AmazonRedheadedUberVixen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:23:07 EDT

In this picture he looks like my idiot asshole step-brother, only better dressed. How dare this photo sap the hot away from Kiefer for me like that!

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:22:50 EDT

i just think of him as troubled musketeer and melt.

yum.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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SuburbanSocialite — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:22:37 EDT

. . . and yet oddly still hot.

SuburbanSocialite

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Triphena — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:22:07 EDT

aaaaand now he just looks like my dad. Gross. You're off limits forever now, Keif, I'm sorry.

Triphena

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LucyRed — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:21:56 EDT

If I were that cameraman, I'd start running the other way. Looks like Jack Bauer is a little cranky!

LucyRed

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videogoddess — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:21:45 EDT

@moonagirl: Everything about this picture reminds me that guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

videogoddess

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cinemaddict — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:21:36 EDT

Ok, so has anyone else seen "Freeway"? Because I am getting hardcore flashbacks of him in his wheelchair in the courtroom with that cotton swab in the side of his mouth.

cinemaddict