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Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

NefariousNewt — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:06:12 EDT

@BeAgrestic: I'm just worried it's a publicity stunt, a way to rake in more bucks for Scientology, and probably has mind-control properties.

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NefariousNewt — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:04:56 EDT

@FairhairedOptimist is pissed at her computer!: You're welcome.

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screammylungzout — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:08:08 EDT

@Political Party Girl: haha. stuff like that keeps me on the lindsay bandwagon- i can't get all hatey on her.

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:16:30 EDT

So medical marijuana takes away the thetans now?

I wanna go to the party! The last time I saw Dr. Angelou was at the funeral of a family friend. She spoke. She rocked.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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SBJ — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:27:12 EDT

@BAngieB: Maybe not so straight.

SBJ

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SBJ — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:26:56 EDT

Hawt. Viral infection my ass!

SBJ

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BAngieB — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:52:51 EDT

@Artful Slinger: The straight path?

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:31:27 EDT

@BAngieB: I'm so proud of her. Love my little LI girl and I am super excited she is staying on the straight path.

@amoureuse is here because of Ashley!: The only that came to my mind when I found out about the beyonce wedding was the hot mess dress she will be wearing.

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OneMartiniAway — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:24:40 EDT

Shut up, Yoko Ono.

And I love Kathie Lee. I don't care what anyone says.

OneMartiniAway

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LitiGrrl30 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:24:01 EDT

@LaComtesse: I have been waiting for the NKOTB reunion forever. I met them when I was 11. They were all taller than me at the time, and that day was truly the greatest day of GirlLegal's life for some time.

I remember really thinking, at 11, that I would be Mrs. Joey McIntyre. Solely because we were both young (he would've been like 17 then) and both Catholic. It made perfect sense at the time.

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FairhairedOptimist — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:04:05 EDT

@BAngieB: Can I say that your girl looks smashing in that photo?! She's really cleaning up well!

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FairhairedOptimist — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:02:18 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I wanted to thank you for signing on as my first follower! Not to sound sad and desperate but Damn, I really wanted some! That was like a birthday present-Thanks!

FairhairedOptimist

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:00:47 EDT

@Pheromonal: Hairy feet? You GOTS to have hairy feet if you wanna be a hobbit. So if our lads have facial hair, does that make them dwarves?

Anyway, the Mr. and I joke around all the time that, since we're both short and hairy, we're going to give birth to Ewoks. Fine by me: Ewok babies are adorable!

LaComtesse

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FairhairedOptimist — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:59:13 EDT

@tscheese: You and BF must procreate and I can almost predict you will have a bad-ass little girl! It seems to skip generations. They are a pain to raise, but your life will never be boring, I can promise.

FairhairedOptimist

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BeAgrestic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:38 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Not gonna lie, I was intrigued at first. Then I realized that it's namesake is raging lunatic.

BeAgrestic

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:19 EDT

@LaComtesse: I will be HEALED!!!!

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purefog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:00 EDT

Though Naomi might be -- but probably is not -- a "piece of fluff," the word is actually "kerfuffle." Had occasion to refresh my recollection on this during the recent spate of news from Albany.

purefog

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:57:40 EDT

@Lady Skittlehattington: I was confused, because at first I thought you were talking about The Incredible Hulk.... must have more coffee.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:56:49 EDT

@Trashtastic Is Disillusioned: I know... the techies at Gawker are apparently still trying to find ways to mess up the functionality of the system. I've missed you too.

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Charlotte Corday — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:56:14 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: that's exactly what i thought of when i watched "idiocracy"-- the ass film winning 6 (futuristic) oscars.

Charlotte Corday

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Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!! — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:51:49 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I''ve been trying to repky to you all week on your page! I've going through withdrawals.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

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Pheromonal — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:43:37 EDT

@LaComtesse: Hee. Yeah hobbit guys! Mine is totes that size and looks very hobbit like. Except with facial hair.... but yes SUCH a hobbit.

Pheromonal

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BAngieB — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:42:26 EDT

Look, y'all. My pretty, pretty girl is doing just fine. She's hanging with Samantha pretty much 24-7...and has anything bad happened? Noooooooooo. What do they do? Have lunch, go grocery shopping, get their nails done and hair did, Lindsay goes to work with Samantha and vice-versa, and it is all good. I have a few things in mind that I would like to change, namely her manager, but I'm happy with her progress. Keep up the good work. And, shee, y'all: Tomboys, they're a good thing.

BAngieB

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:40:07 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: The height of their fame, but not their statures... :-p They are indeed taller than me: I can rock that. Besides, I've dated guys a foot taller than I: doesn't work so well. I don't dig tippy-toe kisses.

PS: I love that I, a married woamn, am actually working out the height logistics of my relationship with Donnie "Hangin' Tough" Wahlberg.

LaComtesse

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:39:23 EDT

@Varina: O gave her a birthday party at Sunset Key, a private island right off of Key West, for her 70th birthday. So apparently Maya loves a bash. [www.sunsetkeyisland.com]

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Varina — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:26:21 EDT

No Britney on HIMYM, please. I hate that she gave the show its best ratings ever. But I doubt there was a carry-over from Britney week. I didn't even think she was that good! More like distracting.

Is it just me, or does the idea of Maya Angelou having an 80th b-day bash at Mar-a-Lago seem weird? I know it's an Oprah Event and all, but Maya doesn't strike me as someone who would enjoy such a huge deal of a party. Maybe if it was at Oprah's house, but now it's an O Event, co-sponsored by The Donald.

Varina

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Eeva — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:25:41 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: Maybe "the Block" is actually the thing they're standing on to appear taller?

@charlotte corday: I don't know much about her music but I did see her bum film in the Pompidou Centre. It was really...something. (I'm sure it has an actual title, but it is just a series of filmed posteriors so "bum film" is at least accurate, if not correct.)

Eeva

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:23:59 EDT

@LaComtesse: LOL that was at the height of their fame! They might have grown!

At any rate, they are taller than you!

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hellodarling! — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:20:13 EDT

@dosido: Hopefully it won't get out of that circle - talk about a supervirus!

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Jezebabe — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:20:08 EDT

Ugh, can we just let the whole Ashley Dupre thing just die?

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:17:47 EDT

@BowlingForDollars: I'm 5'4.5" (and yes, the .5 is important). My husband is about 5'8". So I dig hobbit-like guys.

... ... don't ruin this dream for me, woman!

@NefariousNewt: No! You're just CONFUSED! Quick, let's go to church and give the ministry some money. That'll fix ya.

LaComtesse

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Charlotte Corday — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:16:56 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: and omg, her music's b-a-d. however, she has one hell of a mind for bidness-- she invested john's money wisely. her son sean doesn't seem like a horror, and i thought she did the right thing (even if she made herself deliberately unpopular) by hanging onto step-son julian's trust fund when he was busy with his lengthy ride on the horse. heroin bad.

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Lady Skittlehattington — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:15:33 EDT

Hulk's new girlfriend's breasts: about as real as Hulk's wrestling moves.

Lady Skittlehattington

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Leiakat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:13:45 EDT

@charlotte corday: No she didn't, their personalities had stated to clash like in many bands.

Her bitchdom comes from ditching her daughter to latch on to John Lennon. Or the crap she played on Julian Lennon coming to his father's funeral. Or the crap she pulled that resulted in McCartney losing rights to Beatles music to Michael Jackson. Or the fact she has rode 'professional widow' as far as it could take her.

With a wealthy of choices, not surprising many dislike her.

Leiakat

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:13:40 EDT

I worked security as a cash-only gig back in the day, and once did so for a New Kids on the Block concert. We had to get there early to control the screaming fans and such.

I remember standing in the arena near the guys and the only one who came close to my height was Jordan, who might have been an inch or so shorter than me. And I'm 5'8". So unless those guys had some kind of growth spurt, they can't be very tall. Nice Kids on the Block though.

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:11:32 EDT

@LaComtesse: Wait. I already do all that... well, except for NASCAR, though I used to watch it. But I like having sex with my wife.... am I bi?

NefariousNewt

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Eeva — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:10:12 EDT

@charlotte corday: Totally agree with you, but I still crack up remembering two guys on the radio here asking "How did John Lennon not know that that woman was bad news? For God's sake, her name is Yoko Ono. Oh no. OH NO."

Eeva

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:07:39 EDT

@NefariousNewt: We all make mistakes: yours just happened to be defying the UNERRING AND NATURAL laws of GENDER and SEXUALITY. You must atone by going to a Nascar event, buying some powertools and talking about football as you hide your emotions from your loved ones.

I'll be over here, painting my nails while being bad at math.

LaComtesse

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Charlotte Corday — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:05:31 EDT

i hate the plastic ono band as much as any good beatles fan, but yoko didn't break up the beatles, the beatles did. it's akin to that old canard, "homewrecker".

Charlotte Corday

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PinkSoxHat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:01:37 EDT

@robotitron: We were joking about that last night. Like, I really want them to do well, but if not, we may be able to get them to play the wedding for cheap. And would there ever be a better wedding than a NKOTB one? I mean, I will be loving him forever, right?

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:59:52 EDT

@LaComtesse: Didn't realize that my sexual orientation was all wrong for NKOTB appreciation. I abase myself.

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:56:32 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: WAY more exciting than the Spice Girls.

@PinkSoxHat: Oh my... ... can... ... can I touch you?

@Political Party Girl: I joked around that when my husband and I moved in together, we'd used the sleeping bag as our comforter.

@NefariousNewt: You're a stright GUY. How can you possibly know the wonders of the NKOTB?!?! (Though, if you did, I'd question the whole "wife and kids" story...)

LaComtesse

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robotitron — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:53:06 EDT

@PinkSoxHat: OMG, they have to play your wedding. Step by Step as you walk down the aisle. I'll Be Loving You Forever for a first dance.

Poor Anne Hathaway. I thought she had her head on straight!

robotitron

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:47:38 EDT

@LaComtesse: Sorry, but ew. Never was a fan of Nuked Kids On The Block.

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Parasol — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:46:32 EDT

@amoureuse is here because of Ashley!: House of Dereon presents:

Bows! Ruffles! Bodice cut on the bias! High hem in front gently descending to cocktail length in back! Glittered shorts peeking out! Long train of peacock feathers (bleached ivory) in back! Jewel encrusted decolletage! Tiara! Feathered veil (to complement the train)! Bouquet of protea!

Parasol

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:44:40 EDT

@Political Party Girl: i have: tshirts, earrings, the sleeping bag, slap bracelets, a watch, all the cheesy "scrapbooks" they sold, the dolls...

yes. yes. yes. yes.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:42:59 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: But that would require going to Vegas! I'm in NYC! Can't I just print out the marriage certificate on the internet? I want to sit in my pajamas and drink cheap wine while getting married!

tscheese

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:42:06 EDT

@LaComtesse: My BF's dad also mortally insulted Don Ho in Hawaii. BF's dad is a terrific ukulele player (he's Japanese, straight from Tokyo, lived in Hawaii for awhile) and when he was younger he used to play in little bands and stuff on the Big Island.

I guess he went to some fancy club once to play a set, and Don Ho was there. BFdad was with a girlfriend he had at the time (this was like 40 years ago), and the girlfriend decided she liked Don Ho better.

So BFdad summarily told him off and they were rivals forever.

BFmom was a very, very, very interesting lady. BFdad is still alive and full of lots and lots of stories.

tscheese

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Political Party Girl — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:41:33 EDT

@LaComtesse: That's right! I got my NKOTB sleeping bag out last night in honor of the occasion.

Political Party Girl

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PinkSoxHat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:41:05 EDT

@LaComtesse: True story. I really am the future Mrs. Wood. But Danny's cousin, not actually him. So I think I'd have to wear a different one, that'd be weird. BUT I'VE MET DANNY AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY EVER. I propose Jezebel meetups at every show they do.

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Macloserboy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:40:52 EDT

What is it with these porny-looking Hollywood blondes and that they all bone the same no-name douchey guys? What kind of cheesey c-list gather allows the ex-wife of a drummer and the ex of a porn star to hook up?

Macloserboy

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Eeva — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:40:16 EDT

@tscheese: You could just send out invitations requiring everyone to wear pajamas and watch some wedding-y movie (like Four Weddings and a Funeral or Birth of a Nation or whatever) on, y'know, August 5th at 8pm, and you could enclose take-out vouchers, and at that exact time you can get married in Vegas by Jack Nicholson. Best wedding ever!

Eeva

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:40:08 EDT

@LaComtesse: ZOMG! I. CAN'T. WAIT.

This is more exciting than the Spice Girls.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:39:18 EDT

@Leiakat: I didn't get to know BFmom all that well, unfortunately, but she was one of those people who is never "off". She wasn't mean or unkind or anything, but she was always armed with something to say. Bantering with her was like mutually assured destruction, because she could school anyone at the fine art of snappy comebacks.

Yoko didn't stand a chance.

tscheese

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:39:10 EDT

PS: HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK REUNION TOUR THIS MORNING?!?!?!?!?!

I vote we all go to the concert wearing t-shirts that say "The Future Mrs. Wahlberg/Knight/McIntyre/Wood" on them. DIBS ON MRS. WAHLBERG!!!!

LaComtesse

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missjwalker — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:38:59 EDT

Beyonce's guests have to wear ivory? What is she wearing? And really, I hope they serve mini ribs, meatballs, and chocolate cake because I want all her photos to look like Jackson Pollock paintings.

And I'm less concerned with whether Nic Cage stole a dog than what creature died so he could have a hairpiece.

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Snowbunny — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:38:57 EDT

I bet Tom Cruise Purple takes you to Heavy Metal land.

Snowbunny

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rosasparks — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:38:30 EDT

I think it's been said, but any strain of weed named after Tom Cruise doesn't sound good. Especially if it turns you in a cackling, self-righteous nincompoop. (did I spell that correctly?)

rosasparks

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:38:10 EDT

@tscheese: That is a FANTASTIC story. Somehow it doesn't surprise me, either about Yoko. Your BF's mom sounds awesomesville.

LaComtesse

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:38:02 EDT

@Meg: Hahahahaha... no. Although "Prince" would be an interesting name... I seem to remember there was a musical artist by that name.

NefariousNewt

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Beigebaby — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:37:54 EDT

"Which proud new papa cheated on his fiancée two years ago with a famous starlet? The two were hanging at a private bash in his apartment when the mood turned a little lustful."

Gabriel Aubry. Considering Halle's record with men. . .

Beigebaby

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:37:23 EDT

Ed Hardy? You officially became irrelevant when you whored yourself out to Rock of Love. Then again, these are the Spears'....

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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skittlbrau — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:35:53 EDT

@amoureuse is here because of Ashley!: If Tina did the dress I am guessing a cape, some sort of crown, and sparkles. Loads of sparkes.

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rantersparadise — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:35:36 EDT

Naomi!!!!!!! tut, tut, tut.....

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Leiakat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:35:28 EDT

@tscheese: It is funny to think of Ono barging. You could punt that lady out the window....if I ever see her I'll try.

Your BF's mom should get fan mail.

Leiakat

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Lymed — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:33:55 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Christine Lahti is in the movie "Smart People" which either just opened or is about to open.

Lymed

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:31:25 EDT

@LaComtesse: My boyfriend's mom was one of the fiercest ladies on the face of the earth while she was still alive. Before my BF was born, she was living in a tony apartment on Park Ave in Manhattan, somewhere around 52nd or 53rd.

Yoko Ono came physically barging into her apartment one day and started like taking measurements and shit because apparently she wanted to buy it outright, right under from BFmom's nose.

BFmom actually YELLED HER OUT of the apartment and tossed her out.

I think if you can go toe-to-toe with Yoko Ono, and Yoko Ono flinches first, you are badass. BFmom was a hell of a lady.

tscheese

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DorothyZbornak — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:29:47 EDT

@LaComtesse: Word on both of those points!

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:28:34 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: That's so meta! I want to do that for my wedding. I hate crowds, dressing up, and organizing events.

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amoureuse is a second class citizen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:25:43 EDT

@pennycandy: Are Kelly and Michelle even invited? Maybe this is a creative way to keep Tina and Matthew at bay. Imagine the horrific dress that Tacky Tina would put Beyonce in. shudder.

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layladylan — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:25:43 EDT

Mick Jagger's wearing platform shoes so he won't be shorter than his girlfriend? Didn't he date Jerry Hall for years? He should be used to that by now.

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cmg — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:24:18 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: or Madonna?

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cmg — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:23:37 EDT

@NefariousNewt: totes. who knows what it would do to you.

cmg

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LaComtesse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:23:32 EDT

Beyonce and Jay Z: Guests HAVE to wear ivory? Get the fuck over yourselves.

Yoko: Know what, sweets? You should just shut your mouth to avoid making Beatles fans hate you even more. Besides, your experiences are in no way comparable.

LaComtesse

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Eeva — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:22:35 EDT

@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: It cuts costs. Although I guess couriering the slices of cake all over the country wouldn't exactly be cheap.

Eeva

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♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮ — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:29 EDT

@J.D.Regent: I like to hear about this kind of dating. It means that certain STI superbugs are being confined to a very small socially diseased circle.

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

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Eeva — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:19 EDT

@tscheese: Like that, except the location is never going to be revealed. All the guests are going to dress up in ivory and celebrate the wedding in their own homes or their local bars or wherever, while Beyonce and Jay-Z get married alone in a cathedral somewhere.

Eeva

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PinkSoxHat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:38 EDT

Is Heather Mills moving to New York England's way of getting back at us for Gwyneth?

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pinkyBella — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:36 EDT

Tom Cruise Purple: gives the ability to jump up and down on couches and talk to Xenu!

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Meg — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:15 EDT

@NefariousNewt: Your first name is Prince?

And I think it's just the medical part of the medical marijuana that Tom is objecting to.

Meg

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pennycandy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:02 EDT

I'm definitely falling for the Bey and Jay rumors. Again. That Kelly/Michelle video seemed so convincing though!

pennycandy

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myrtlebeachbum — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:19:34 EDT

I'm still Team Kathleen.

When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.

myrtlebeachbum

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amoureuse is a second class citizen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:18:55 EDT

Skincare blind item is totally Mrs. Sylvester Stallone. I've seen her shilling lotion on either QVC or HSN.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:18:18 EDT

@tscheese: Sounds more like a scavenger hunt.

NefariousNewt

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tscheese — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:16:46 EDT

So Beyonce's wedding is going to be like a flash mob event? Everyone knows that it's going to happen, but no one will tell you WHERE until like, half an hour before it starts?

I need to go to more flash mob events. I went to a flash party parade mob civil disobedience once. It ROCKED.

tscheese

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J.D.Regent — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:15:23 EDT

and Jenna Jameson is now dating Aubrey from P.Diddy's girlband, Danity Kane. nasty, but also kind of cute.

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AthertonMerriweather — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:15:08 EDT

@NefariousNewt: It's David Cross's birthday too!

AthertonMerriweather

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:14:54 EDT

OK, I would stay far away from any weed that has Tom Cruise's name on it, whether he approves or not.

NefariousNewt

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Political Party Girl — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:14:10 EDT

Aw, but BAngieB's pretty, pretty girl was so cute here! [www.brightcove.tv]

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NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:13:58 EDT

Prince William is courting her, as a good Prince should. He will marry her when the time is right. Mind you, I'm not biased because we share the same first name.

NefariousNewt

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

Pinkosaurus — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:13:28 EDT

I officially declare this this most boring blind item EVER:

Blind item! "Which publicist for the wife of one of Hollywood's biggest old school action stars doubles as a rep for her skin-care range? A journalist who recently expressed polite interest in the line was offered the chance to buy some." [Gatecrasher]

Who cares about Sly Stallone and Jennifer Flavin and their publicist?

Pinkosaurus

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:12:09 EDT

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn!

And a happy birthday to Christine Lahti, who turns 56 today I believe. Has she been in anything recently? She seems to have dropped off the radar.

NefariousNewt

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

AthertonMerriweather — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:11:46 EDT

Blind Item 1: Lizzie Grubman

Blind Item 2: Joel Madden

AthertonMerriweather

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:10:43 EDT

Yoko, Honey, while people ragged on you for breaking up the Beatles, that's not quite the same as trying to fleece Sir Paul of millions of pounds. Try not to be too sympathetic.

NefariousNewt

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

Leiakat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:10:30 EDT

It is nice Lilo can laugh at herself.

Is Wills ever going to marry her? Because the examples he has seen of royal marriage are SO great.

Yoko, shut up. Just shut up.

Leiakat

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮ — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:09:38 EDT

Y'all are just baiting BangieB, aren't ya'll?

♥ dosido Hussein McKamy☮

Lindsay's New Role: Cokehead?

NefariousNewt — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:09:37 EDT

How can anyone deny George Clooney anything?

NefariousNewt