Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions" - Jezebel Comments

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

porkchop2000 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:16:28 EDT

Rush Limbaugh makes me wish that natural selection were a little less natural. If I knew I was going to give birth to demon spawn...

porkchop2000

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Anointynointy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:01:35 EDT

@Jadoremonchat: I feel your pain - I've only had one so far, so I'm definitely a bad feminist.

I'm sort of familiar with this guy's fat greasy face. let me guess - he supports the death penalty, goes hunting and thinks of homosexuality as a plague, right?

Anointynointy

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The Rev. Yevot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:44:37 EDT

Rush Limbaugh? Is he still alive? Didn't he die in a grease fire or something?

The Rev. Yevot

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Lecarlso — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:09:01 EDT

Satan's spawn... I hate this fat fuck.

Lecarlso

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Jadoremonchat — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:01:54 EDT

Ewww...he went to the Dominican Republic with condoms and viagra? Gross gross gross!
Anyway ladies, I've got to get going. Since I've cut men out of my life officially, I have to go to the sperm bank and get me some spermz so that I can become impregnated and have my first abortion. But alas, I'll still be behind on the number and hence not a real feminist. Le sigh.

Jadoremonchat

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AGreenEyeDevil — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:43:22 EDT

@KittenFluff: It's not awful, his excuse for an institution of higher learning is what's awful. Sorry to hear the influence inserted itself into your family, it's destructive and degrading.

AGreenEyeDevil

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cyclox — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:10:02 EDT

hmm.married 2 or three times? you mean like you, Mr. limbaugh?

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cyclox

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suburbman — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:46:34 EDT

Rush is da bomb baby. He spews truth wherever he goes.

suburbman

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smopenna — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:39:23 EDT

@langtry: Thats nice for John McCain to be anti-Limbaugh (who isnt, though?), but he is also anti-choice, and with the Supreme Court as it is, there is no way any pro-choice woman should consider him. Do not want.

smopenna

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namesake — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:56:06 EDT

Why would you give this guy and press at all. Hillary rules!

namesake

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goldengirl11 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:47:58 EDT

@blubirde: Good point about the mainstream media being potentially more dangerous than Rush. This type of crap (Rush) pisses off my boyfriend, yet he sees nothing wrong with throwing around the word "feminazi."

Him: "But honey, you're not a FEMINAZI so it's okay, right?" I think he thinks feminazi is a codeword for a lesbian with a short haircut, (grrr) but we're working on it, really, he's a good boyfriend...

My family loves Rush, I was also indoctrinated listening to this stuff on the way to church. Also,they're really big into the James Dobson "Focus on the Family crap" where men are the Promise Keepers. I just moved back home for a bit after graduating college, it's going to be a swell time!!

goldengirl11

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prettyhat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:42:43 EDT

I am Australian and I find it devastating that you guys have to deal with hypocritical wheezing fuckwits like Rush influencing something as important as the Presidential Election. Chuck him on the front line for a couple days, then he can come back in a casket, case closed, God Bless America! The Land of the Brave and Free to have an abortion, a divorce, or whatever else takes your fancy!

prettyhat

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kikichanelconspiracy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:13:22 EDT

@ItchykooParker: Oh, it is not the DC hotels, it's the Me!C attitude. Living in that wretched cesspool is my cross to bear, and let me tell you from the trenches, all the men are like that. I get ogled and hit on by 50-something-year old douche truffles here daily. And I even wear my bitch-pants. Doesn't keep them at bay, because don't you know? They're entitled, and I should be flattered by the attention because they're totally important and stuff.

Oh yeah, and Rush Limbaugh can suck it.

kikichanelconspiracy

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ThatsMS.Ktoyou — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:24:07 EDT

@Patty Dumpling: d) All of the above

ThatsMS.Ktoyou

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HansDog — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:48:59 EDT

A special place in hell for the fat man with the big mouth.

HansDog

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Neopatra — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:45:41 EDT

@Btwbfdimho: You forgot "and wear pants."

Neopatra

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ues_jrocker76 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:43:15 EDT

I'm going to give the request comment of "feminists don't have to have multiple marriages or abortions". But that's really implied for anyone who has a uterus, and a brain, and the backbone to actually talk to people about the issue rather than just ranting on your radio show to people who already agree with you, although why they do, I'll never understand.

Oh and if you are willing to take Rush down to the subway/train tracks/highway and push in front of an oncoming train/semi-truck/bus and get rid of him once and for all, I am sure we would all be eternally grateful. Maybe we could celebrate by getting an abortion, performing some gay weddings and passing out condoms to teenagers so that they wouldn't need to consider abortions.

ues_jrocker76

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wanderlust — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:22:52 EDT

Wait... if they're cutting men out of their lives, why the hell are they needing all these abortions?

wanderlust

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classybroad — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:17:14 EDT

@onegirl: I like Rush's "Witch Hunt".

The band, not the jackass, of course.

classybroad

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e.b. — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:13:56 EDT

@ohgoodness: The other day my male co-worker said, "My dad used to say he missed the good old days when owning your own car and house could get you any woman you wanted. And I agree with him." I laughed in his face. He is single btw.

e.b.

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Dulcinea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:11:35 EDT

How is it possible to have multiple marriages and abortions while 'cutting men out of your life'?

Dulcinea

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midwestmarge — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:02:59 EDT

Here's one of many things I despise about the Fat Tool - we pay, through our tax dollars, for his fat ass to be broadcast on Armed Forces Radio each day.

midwestmarge

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ohgoodness — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:46:31 EDT

Rush is a prime example of men who feel threatened by the fact that maybe they're not desperately needed as a provider and protector.

ohgoodness

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Haystacks — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:37:36 EDT

Limbaugh and giving head in the same thought.....I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Haystacks

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e.b. — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:19:04 EDT

My dad loves Rush. Listens to him all the time and has his books. He used to make us listen to it on the way to (catholic) church then laugh at me when I got pissed. I hate church. Hate Rush. Learning to not hate my dad.

e.b.

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VPea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:17:02 EDT

@Patty Dumpling: Option "C" sounds like a delightful appetizer.

VPea

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VPea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:16:32 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): Where were you when I was bored a few weeks ago during spring break?!?

VPea

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Patty Dumpling — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:00:49 EDT

7) Rush Limbaugh is a bloated bag of _______.

a. wind
b. poop
c. rhino-strength OxyContin lozenges wrapped in bacon

Patty Dumpling

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Sev — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:46:04 EDT

Holy fuck, I'm a paradox. I've cut men out of my life but I still haven't even had ONE abortion, let alone three. I'm a woman and a feminist...can I technically exist? AM I THE MATRIX?

Sev

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AnnieGetYourFun — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:45:45 EDT

@SayItWithWookies: DUDE. So, so fucking true.

AnnieGetYourFun

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ELovejoy925 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:39:47 EDT

I don't know... after my two or three abortions I'm still voting for Obama.

ELovejoy925

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Sasquatch — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:39:47 EDT

@blackbirdfly: The more the merrier.

Sasquatch

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alecksander — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:29:17 EDT

Wow, how did he get so smart? That's exactly why I had an abortion. Because feminism told me to.

alecksander

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blackbirdfly — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:24:53 EDT

@Sasquatch: Can I come?

blackbirdfly

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Sasquatch — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:21:04 EDT

@SarahMC: It would be hard for me to decide between Rush and Bill O'Reilly. Maybe I could compromise with torturing them for a few days.

Sasquatch

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Rummy_McGin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:54:21 EDT

um. who is this clown?

Rummy_McGin

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The Boyg — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:54:11 EDT

@SarahMC: Well, for my first abortion I was actually impregnated by Zeus (in the form of a particularly handsome goat, naturally), and the second was by Loki because I was thinking, jeez, wouldn't it be cool to have a kid who was a giant mythical wolf? But I had to cut him out of my life and, you know, get another abortion. And then I was like - shit! What am I thinking! This is America, I should be having Christian babies! So I tried immaculate conception, got that aborted, and I found that really worked well for me. No men and I can have all the abortions I want. I feel properly feminist now.

The Boyg

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Gingerlime — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:51:28 EDT

OMIGOD YOU GUYS! I've had, like, 50 abortions. That must be why I love Hillary! I'm going to go have another abortion now, just to support her campaign! And I'm not even pregnant!

Limbaugh needs to overdose on Oxytocin. Isn't that his drug of choice when he's not guzzling liquid NyQuil?

Gingerlime

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hellodarling! — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:50:05 EDT

@ineffable.me: *siiiiiiiiiiigh* I'm the worst feminist ever. Wait! I took the only women's studies course at my college, that counts, right?

hellodarling!

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AnnieGetYourFun — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:49:04 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Bwah! Comment of the day, fo sho.

AnnieGetYourFun

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braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:47:57 EDT

@VPea: You should all get pregnant, and name the unborn fetuses "Rush," and then abort them.

Mail him pictures of the ultrasounds, too.

braak

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jessicarabbit — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:46:38 EDT

@westvillagegirl: I thought it merely spoke volumes about our relative powerlessness.

jessicarabbit

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AnnieGetYourFun — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:46:18 EDT

@treecut: Get ON it, sweetcheeks. You want to join the feminist revolution in this country, you're gonna hafta kill yourself some fetuses.

AnnieGetYourFun

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VPea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:45:18 EDT

@astralgravy: What could we call it? I am not that creative...

VPea

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jessicarabbit — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:44:12 EDT

@langtry: You might think that, but take a look at his voting record. He is clearly pro-life.

jessicarabbit

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astralgravy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:44:02 EDT

@VPea:
that is a GREAT idea.

astralgravy

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astralgravy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:41:59 EDT

uuugh, rush limbaugh is a pig. i hope he gets run over by a prius or someting.

astralgravy

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AnnieGetYourFun — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:41:12 EDT

Rush? Human? Sorry. Does not compute.

AnnieGetYourFun

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VPea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:39:56 EDT

I motion we have a Jezebel sponsored mass abortion/magic show/dyke fest in Rush's honor

Anyone in?

VPea

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ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:33:32 EDT

@Artful Slinger: I aim to please!

ineffable.me

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queencrone — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:28:30 EDT

Well, years ago when I first tuned in and listened to Rush's radio show, my friends and I were convinced that it was an elaborite gag, and he was a comic genius.

Then he came out with that silly t.v. show, and I was truly still convinced that this was a hoax, on the order of something Alan Able would do.

Sadly, I was mistaken. It is not April Fools Day anymore, and Rush hasn't gone away.

queencrone

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Philthyist — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:27:05 EDT

Moe,
I luvs ya. But Rush makes me so angry I cannot actually read your entire piece. I am truly sorry. I will however, refresh the page a couple times for you.

Sincerely,
Philthyist

Philthyist

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:23:49 EDT

My aunt, who turned Republican quickly after my uncle pulled in the first million as a lawyer on Wall Street, used to listen to this dude every day in her expensive non-American automobile and yell at my mom (a Democrat after Bill Clinton), as well as a single mom who raised me by herself, all the time about how the Clintons have damaged America. Even at 14, i knew this dude was an asshole and anyone, especially female, who listened to this regurgitated bile was more than a few screws loose. I was right.

Have we discussed Heidi Montag confirming her Republican status (as if there was a quesiton) and backing McCain? Jane Fonda for Barack?

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:19:53 EDT

@ineffable.me: Oh well. 0 for 3.... Well at least I don't have to waste my time reading all those feminist theory books now and can go back to idolizing the ladies from the Real Housewives of the OC.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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SidheDragon — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:19:40 EDT

Olease, does anyone still listen to this druggie? Me hates.

SidheDragon

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quantrail — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:18:45 EDT

@avoncobra: Bad person? I think you were just expressing everyone's first thought. The world would be so much better off.

@wolf biter: Mega dittos. My mom pipes his foolishness throughout the entire freakin house. And then wonders why I don't visit more often. Umm maybe cause I love you and I don't want to ask why and when your sensibilities got so corrupted?

quantrail

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ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die. — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:16:42 EDT

That's funny, my aborted fetuses are going to vote McCain.

ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die.

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blubirde — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:14:42 EDT

@ineffable.me: Hee. I think I'm going to change my name on myspace to "hateful fuckface."

blubirde

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strawfairy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:14:20 EDT

I love how he describes "these women and feminists" to his audience, as if they were a rare species that he is studying but never actually seen (oh wait, that's probably accurate). "Mmm, yes, I've heard of those," he blubbers, thoughtfully stroking his fat, sweaty chins.

Is he married? I should probably do some wiki research.

strawfairy

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ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:11:55 EDT

@blubirde: You're right. I always have to at least tilt my head to the crazy idiots who spew shit no matter how politically incorrect and unpopular. If you're going to be a hateful fuckface, you might as well be honest about it. Otherwise you're a hateful fuckface whos a pussy.

ineffable.me

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rocknrollunicorn — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:11:27 EDT

@PinkSoxHat: @Hamsterpants: @LaComtesse: Thank you all so much. This sounds like a lot of work so I certainly hope Satan is a black or hispanic man and doesn't mind eating embryo salad after sex in lieu of the traditional smoke.

rocknrollunicorn

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kitschenette — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:09:54 EDT

My dad likes Rush Limbaugh. Sigh.

kitschenette

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ItchykooParker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:54 EDT

@CHOCOLATECOFFEEBEANS: You've obviously raised...wait a minute...possibly...a feminist? She thinks for herself? She is smart? Even loving?

Well done.

ItchykooParker

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Kaehoku — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:48 EDT

I wonder if he would like the "three abortion feminists" more if they were also fellow pill poppers? You know, common ground and all.

Kaehoku

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redheadedstepchild — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:07:54 EDT

Rush, they didn't mean cut you out of their lives, they meant cut you until you are out of life.

redheadedstepchild

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zivah — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:06:20 EDT

Because everyone knows that feminism's agenda is to have all women cut men out of their lives. Well, and have abortions. Yes, it's a little confused, this feminism. No wonder our heads are in such a muddle trying to meet its requirements that we'd vote for - gasp - a woman.

zivah

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blubirde — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:53 EDT

While Rush is an idiot (all agreed), I'd prefer this kind of head on hatred any day over the subtle misogyny that permeates the MSM. At least he's obviously wrong and it's easy to fight, not that anyone should have to. It's the crazy, Chris Matthews type of bullshit that pisses me off. That's the kind of thing that gets in people's heads and makes it okay to use words like "feminazis." Be less afraid of the brazen than the subtle.

blubirde

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SpicyTamale is a GA peach — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:40 EDT

i have a friend who idolizes Rush. My friend is also a Republican too.
I know! Dirty little secret friend. i invited him to come join Jezebel because he is always trying to argue with me about Obama and Hilary. He hates McCain and voted Hils because Rush said so.
I called him a sheep. Baah.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

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winnie the pooh — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:37 EDT

Maybe it's just because I expect venom and bile to be constantly spewed from the mouth of Rush, but this doesn't bother me as much as that dumb "I'm f*ckin' Obama" video that some asshole made.

winnie the pooh

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BeSarcastic — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:26 EDT

@SinisterRouge: This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George Costanza's ex-girlfriend becomes a lesbian. After seeing her out with her girlfriend, he says to Jerry: "A lesbian sighting. They're so fascinating, why is that? Because they don't want us. You've got to respect that."

BeSarcastic

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AGreenEyeDevil — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:16 EDT

Can he not show just a little common courtesy to crawl off in a hole somewhere and die quietly....WE DON'T GIVE FUCK WHAT YOU THINK RUSHIE BOY. You're a mere tool of the media to draw in the "marginalized white male". By the way, take Ann Coulter with you as you sliter away.

AGreenEyeDevil

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ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:46 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): you're like Jesus for the conservative bunch.

@ItchykooParker: Rush motherfucking rules, yo.

ineffable.me

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LaComtesse — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:45 EDT

@ineffable.me: Ooooooooooh! Sears!!!!!

LaComtesse

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BluntObjects — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:43 EDT

I think he mighta been flashing back to his Daryn Kegan days.

BluntObjects

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Gumbina80 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:36 EDT

That's a pretty long definition of feminism that Rush and Pat have there. Couldn't they shorten it to something like:

Feminist
Pronunciation: \ˈfe-mə-nist\
Function: noun
1: A woman who does not appreciate the precious fetuses gifted to her by the magical sperm of a man, delivered by the holy penis.
2: A woman who does not submit to the superior reasoning of a person in posession of a holy penis.

Gumbina80

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KittenFluff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:03 EDT

@LadyNo: Does anyone have a good recipe for Dead Baby Salad? I think it involves capers.

KittenFluff

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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:03 EDT

Considering all the bullshit men have put women through over, I dunno, at least the last 5 MILLENNIA, and the fact that women have never staged a full-scale blood-letting revolt, I think it speaks volumes about womankind's nearly limitless capacity to love and forgive men.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

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ItchykooParker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:29 EDT

@Archetype: So is "Spirit of Radio". And I love it that we've started to turn this discussion from He Who Shall Not Be Named to Rush, the cool Canadian band.

ItchykooParker

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KittenFluff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:20 EDT

@BAngieB: This is a terrible thing to say, but I am so glad that man died. My cousin went to his awful college and has pretty much destroyed her life, all with her born-again-Christian mother's encouragement.

KittenFluff

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onegirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:59:11 EDT

The only man that feminists need to cut out of their lives is RUSH LIMBAUGH!

onegirl

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Hamsterpants — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:58:40 EDT

@Hamsterpants: that's "it'll"

Hamsterpants

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Oface — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:57:55 EDT

@scrizzlescrazzle: I wonder if its just that age group?

Oface

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Hamsterpants — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:57:43 EDT

@rocknrollunicorn: When you accept Satan as your Lord and Master, and open your legs to him, then he will visit you with his spawn. Then it's be all beer and skittles and miniature American flags for all.

Hamsterpants

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scrizzlescrazzle — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:56:23 EDT

@ShearGenius has glitter in her veins.: My dad watched him too, I don't know if he still does. The funny thing is, that my dad is otherwise really nice and has a good sense of humor. WHY?? Typing this makes me almost cry.

scrizzlescrazzle

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BAngieB — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:55:47 EDT

@Btwbfdimho:
Jerry Falwell in conversation with Pat Robertson discussing 9/11:

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

BAngieB

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:55:28 EDT

@KittenFluff: Dead babies are what we serve a the annual Feminist Fundraiser, where we also have a testicle-removing contest and pray to a golden statue of Betty Friedan. The funds raised go to support 4th and 5th abortions for the most feministy of us all.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

LaComtesse — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:55:14 EDT

@rocknrollunicorn: Have you tried interracial sex? I think that might put you over the Conservative edge enough for the miracle to occur...

LaComtesse

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:54:32 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): i only wear the very least.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

PinkSoxHat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:54:22 EDT

@rocknrollunicorn: Artificial insemination. Then take all of the extra embryos and sprinkle them on your salad.

PinkSoxHat

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:54:08 EDT

@ineffable.me: At least my death was for a good cause.

Abortions for everyone!

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ItchykooParker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:53:32 EDT

@ItchykooParker: Sorry. That should have been "what is it...that MAKES men stupid".

ItchykooParker

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

MaMaMoose — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:53:03 EDT

@Btwbfdimho: Finally, a man who truly understands feminism. I've been looking for a way to sum it up when explaining the essence of feminism to people, thanks, Pat!

MaMaMoose

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:52:55 EDT

@LaComtesse: Ooo, you've correctly figured out the trick comment! What do we have for her Johnny? "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL it's a lifetime supply of abortions courtesy of Planned Parenthood as well as an electric saw courtesy of SEARS!"
Well done dear, well done.

@braak (is *whew*): Sorry dude, just doing my part to be a true feminist. Gotta cut out all the dudes from my life, even the internet ones. You are just a casualty of the battle for Vaginal Domination of the WORLD.

ineffable.me

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SkipToMyLou — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:52:53 EDT

Dang it I did things the wrong way round- I cut men out my life before I'd had any unplanned pregnancies- now how'm I going to get my abortion quota up there. Silly feminist!

SkipToMyLou

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

rocknrollunicorn — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:52:22 EDT

I'm having a problem; maybe you fellow feminists can help. I just CAN'T seem to get knocked up. I have unprotected sex all the time; still not preggers.

How am I to join the feminist club if I cannot get through at least my second abortion? Pls help.

rocknrollunicorn

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Oface — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:52:03 EDT

My step dad is a STAUNCH Limbaugh supporter. He's also a close minded, bigoted, racist, narcissitic asshole.

One of the many reasons why I don't speak to my family.

Oface

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

KittenFluff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:50:30 EDT

@langtry: Check out the links below. His record on abortion rights is ABYSMAL.

[feministing.com]
[feministing.com]

KittenFluff

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Cam/ron — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:48:56 EDT

Don't remind me that Rush was first recognized as the Chosen One in my hometown of Sacramento. But hey, I'll take him over Michael Savage any day.

Cam/ron

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:48:51 EDT

@ineffable.me: No, it's too late. I am full of shame. I just keep going back to it and scratching at the screen, trying to change it. There are tears in my eyes now, my nails are worn to stubs, my fingers are bleeding, I'm slamming my head against the desk.

You've ruined me.

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

chouflur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:48:44 EDT

In carpool on the way home from my highschool sometimes the fathers would listen to this man. It was terrible and made me desperately sad. Haaate.

chouflur

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

LaComtesse — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:47:50 EDT

@ineffable.me: Wait-- doesn't feminist=lesbian? Clearly, they use stem cells from unborn Christian fetuses, wrenched from their Godly mothers (as they pray in school) to impregnate themselves only so they can abort then swing by the welfare office?

LaComtesse

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:47:20 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: Those are some pretty skimpy swimsuits if a guy can see your womb in them.

@Anonymous Lobbyist: I don't know how to have abortions without getting pregnant. I guess I'll have to figure out how to do that, first.

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

feminatheism — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:47:15 EDT

Yay! Go feminism! Abortions for everyone! I'll buy the first round!

feminatheism

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:46:43 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): haha yeah dude i was just bustin yr chops!

ineffable.me

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

blackbirdfly — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:46:13 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: He'll probably need to know what color they are first.

blackbirdfly

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

KittenFluff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:46:06 EDT

@stacyinbean: Abortion scorecards are the new dance cards.

KittenFluff

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

langtry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:45:22 EDT

@SinisterRouge: I think that is postering for the Religious Conservatives, to be honest. Necessary things to be said to win, but not intended to be followed up on. Ever.

langtry

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SinisterRouge — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:59 EDT

@langtry: I hate that McCain is pro-life and wants to overturn Roe v Wade.

@Btwbfdimho: Ha! Why are they so obsessed with lesbians? They're always crazed about women potentially becoming lesbians! Why? You know why! Cuz it's sexxxy.

SinisterRouge

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:42 EDT

@ineffable.me: Oh, did I?

Whoops.

Well, now that's going to bug me, too. Thanks.

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:19 EDT

@Archetype: arrrrrrrgggghhhh. my target carries no go! lines!!!! why oh why oh why?!! but. they do already have swimsuits on clearance. so i got 2 of my pieces for $4.48 a piece. and one for $7.48. the other one i had to splurge and pay full freakin price. all of $14.99. Sigh.

Talking about swimsuits makes me feel better about Rush Limbaugh. Because he will NEVER see me in a swimsuit. My virgin womb (not, not virgin vagina) would be too much for him.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Gumbina80 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:08 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: What's worse in Limbaugh land? The three abortion feminists or the six kids welfare mother?

They're equally bad because they've had...you guessed it! SEX!

Gumbina80

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

jetztinberlin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:03 EDT

@Btwbfdimho: That's so ridiculous that it's actually awesome.

jetztinberlin

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

tunamelt — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:42:53 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Are any of them Mexican? That's the deciding factor.

tunamelt

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Archetype — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:42:43 EDT

@BeSarcastic: I rarely say this, but Best Comment all the way.

Archetype

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

BrutallyHonestBabes — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:42:28 EDT

@SarahMC:
Yes, it was Satan for me. Anyone else?

BrutallyHonestBabes

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Gangee — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:42:01 EDT

But once we've had 4+ abortions, strangely we find ourselves back on Obama's side.

Gangee

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

chocolatecoffeebeans — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:41:52 EDT

@ItchykooParker: Hell yeah, the ex gets into "discussions" with my 15 year old about how Ann Freaking Coulter is a good person and speaks the truth. My GOD, even a teenager has more brains that that! She loves her dad, but thinks he is a complete nutjob.

chocolatecoffeebeans

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

PersonOfInterest — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:41:40 EDT

Anyone with 3 ex wives who takes a suitcase of viagra on vacation to islands know for child prostitution has caused a few abortions. Doesn't he hate "crumb crunchers" anyway? Legalized abortions are the best thing that ever happened to him. I am sure he would change his tune if he had 10-12 kids to support.

PersonOfInterest

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Charlotte Corday — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:41:31 EDT

@Btwbfdimho: "leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

we ONLY do that on the weekends, rush. you know, when you're banging kiddies in the dominican and scoring prescription drugs from your illegal cleaning lady.

Charlotte Corday

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ForeverBlueGirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:41:30 EDT

@Hamsterpants: This may, in fact, be the explanation behind G.W. Bush's 2x win. If you repeat a lie long enough and loud enough....

I wish his mom had aborted him. That goes for Rush and Bush. Two idiots separated by a letter!

ForeverBlueGirl

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

BeSarcastic — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:41:12 EDT

@Skinny Bone Jones: My god, do I love you.

BeSarcastic

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

elburrito — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:40:50 EDT

Isn't that fat bitch on wife #3?

elburrito

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

PinkSoxHat — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:40:49 EDT

@Skinny Bone Jones: Well now I have a new deity. Thank you very much, SBJ.

PinkSoxHat

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

langtry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:40:18 EDT

Rush: Please shut up. Yesterday.

There is simply no excuse for this Blowhard's words. And he doesn't speak for many Republicans, myself included. I can tell you that John McCain wants nothing to do with this kind of BS either, as Limbaugh's tradition of lambasting McCain continues unabated.

langtry

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:40:11 EDT

@Btwbfdimho: WOAH. I um... uh... woah.

ineffable.me

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

BeSarcastic — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:39:56 EDT

Everytime there's an abortion, a feminazi bonerkiller gets an angel wing tattoo.

BeSarcastic

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Megan — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:39:50 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): I think you have to get a couple of abortions, too. And divorced. And cut men out of your life, including yourself.

Megan

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

hamburgerhotdog — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:39:50 EDT

What's worse in Limbaugh land? The three abortion feminists or the six kids welfare mother?

hamburgerhotdog

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:39:14 EDT

@braak (is *whew*): no darlin, you really misspelled it. "parnethesis" :)

@LaComtesse: That's taking you a little more over the lesbian threshold. In that case you don't need the abortions. Tit for tat.

ineffable.me

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:39:10 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Erm, ignore that comment, posted in the wrong thread. That's what I get for typing with one hand and unfurling this wire hanger with the other.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Btwbfdimho — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:46 EDT

As Pat Robertson said:

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

Btwbfdimho

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

brendastarlet is on it — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:45 EDT

the problem isn't Rush Limbaugh, it's the guys who listen to Rush Limbaugh and believe what he says. I was stunned when an otherwise normal guy I was dating started reciting him back to me chapter and verse. I said, "You know he's just joking, right?" and the guy said, "No, he's right." A reason why that relationship soon died.

brendastarlet is on it

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Archetype — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:37 EDT

@Archetype: Oh, you meant Rush.

I am hungover (again) and slow. Tom Sawyer is a cool song.

Archetype

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SayItWithWookies — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:37 EDT

Rush just has the cause-and-effect sequence mixed up. Women don't get abortions because they're feminists -- they become feminists after their pro-life boyfriends insist they get abortions.

SayItWithWookies

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SBJ — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:36 EDT

Does he know that he looks like a fat Mr. Burns?

Pardon me, I'm making up for yesterday.

Maybe that's what it is, y'all. Maybe there's some sort of collective man-fear that ultimately, esp. when you consider abortion, their lives were at one point or another, totally dependent upon the decision-making process of a woman. THE AWESOME POWERS OF THE FEMME-GOD OF FETAL DESTRUCTION! So they have lived, but only by the grace of this fickle, PMS-y bitch, and so they resent being enslaved to her ilk by the chains of sensual flesh and her eternal mystery, that despite their efforts to cut the invisible retractable leash of an umbilical cord to validate their own existence the truth is that he never earned it; She gave it to him. Thus, he fears that she, this awesome shrieking banshee goddess, will at any moment take it away.

At the center of it all is an aching loneliness and need to be assured and reassured and have their worth - so fragile a thing encased in so strong a womb - validated.

The angry ones just rape and murder us pro-actively.

La la la, the end!

SBJ

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

NefariousNewt — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:30 EDT

@LaComtesse: We're forced to go overseas. You can get them in Canada and certain Caribbean islands.

NefariousNewt

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ForeverBlueGirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:15 EDT

@ineffable.me: Hee. You made me LOL.

ForeverBlueGirl

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SarahMC — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:11 EDT

Feminists are magicians: They are able to require abortions whilst having cut men out of their lives. Who impregnates them? Satan?

SarahMC

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:38:04 EDT

Oh hai rhetorical question.

(BTW, does today seem extra LOLCatty to anyone else?)

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

blueberrypancake — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:58 EDT

@SarahMC: HAHA I was TOTALLY thinking the same thing. I'd like to put a gun between his eyes and pull the trigger.

blueberrypancake

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

sybann — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:58 EDT

@DorothyZbornak: No, that can always be added to a discussion on Rush. I am SO pleased McCain pisses him off.

sybann

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Archetype — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:35 EDT

@NefariousNewt: I'm sorry darlin', but "newts" will always and forever remind me of The BFG and Matilda.

Archetype

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ForeverBlueGirl — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:29 EDT

Ugh. My coworker was playing Rush Limbaugh on Monday. I walked in his office to hear "Barack Obama doesn't even know he's running for president. Ok, well maybe he knows that."

I decided it's best that I never, ever listed to talk radio.

ForeverBlueGirl

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

ineffable.me — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:29 EDT

@blackbirdfly: that's a good starting point? How are your abortions coming along? Any lorena bobbits in your past? GET ON IT

ineffable.me

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:25 EDT

@ineffable.me: It's uncommon, but I don't think inaccurate. "Parentheses" are plural. "Parenthesis" is when you're only talking about one of them. There was one parenthesis that was not closed, and so did not become a pair of parentheses.

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

LaComtesse — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:37:25 EDT

@ineffable.me: Won't I also need a plaid shirt, a mullet, and an Subaru?

LaComtesse

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

amoureuse is a second class citizen — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:57 EDT

Rush Limbaugh = when hillbilly heroin and viagra collide.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

BrutallyHonestBabes — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:48 EDT

Can we please start a pool to pay the person who digs out the story of his secret secret knocking up of a 16 year old girl and her subsequent abortion? Please? Send money to the paypal account
SexistEgotisticalLyingHypocriticalBigot...@yahoo.com

BrutallyHonestBabes

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

jetztinberlin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:45 EDT

@JessicaLovejoy: Yay! Any reference to the SCUM manifesto is a good reference.

jetztinberlin

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

NefariousNewt — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:32 EDT

The reason I hate him the most is that he share's his name with that of my favorite rock band. I suspect that's why they haven't made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

NefariousNewt

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

KittenFluff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:30 EDT

This man is a genius. I was having trouble articulating why I am a Hillary supporter, but now I can proudly say it's because I've had two or three abortions and two or three divorces (I tend to lose count of such frivolous events). Also, I eat the dead babies after I kill them. All feminists do.

KittenFluff

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

SinisterRouge — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:26 EDT

@topsy: It's what they do best! Good for us! Fucking bastards.

SinisterRouge

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

LaComtesse — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:36:04 EDT

What about the feminists who are men, Rush? Where do they go for their abortions? Massachusetts?

LaComtesse

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

braak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:35:47 EDT

@TruculentandUnreliable: Huh. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.

braak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

NefariousNewt — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:35:04 EDT

@blackbirdfly: If not, can we get you some?

NefariousNewt

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

jetztinberlin — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:57 EDT

What. A. Dick. Ass. Moe, that you could even respond to this is admirable. At this point with Rush my only response is: Where did I leave my shoulder-mounted rocket launcher again?

jetztinberlin

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Eva Braunstein — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:54 EDT

@SarahMC: No no no no no O'Reilly really IS so much worse.

Eva Braunstein

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Archetype — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:48 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: I bought three swim suits from the J-H line at Target!

Good Bless Target.

Archetype

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

DorothyZbornak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:45 EDT

You guys have pretty much covered my sentiments on Rush, so I'll just add this:

FUCK YOU RUSH!

DorothyZbornak

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Hamsterpants — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:33 EDT

Also, "You have to understand the mindset of a lot of these feminists and women". That's right, Rush. Because feminists obviously aren't women. Fuckwad. My cooter begs to differ with you. My three-abortion cooter.

Hamsterpants

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

MsDirector — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:26 EDT

@gluecake: Oh, THAT's why I haven't gotten my feminist card in the mail yet! Well, off to get an abortion. But wait, I'm not pregnant! And I can't get pregnant because, since I thought I was a feminist, I've cut men out of my life! Crap. Rush, tell me what to dooooo!!!

MsDirector

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:18 EDT

@CandiedViolet: Or maybe as the new cover for the SCUM manifesto.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

KimberleeJ — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:13 EDT

FEMINIZM: UR DOIN IT WRONG

KimberleeJ

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

topsy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:08 EDT

@SinisterRouge: Rush Limbaugh: Bringing liberals (and anybody with any sense) together since 1988!

topsy

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

RyanB — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:08 EDT

How does this guy still have a show?

Actually, I'm kind of thankful for this kind of stupidity. It makes smart people more spirited and compelled to speak out

RyanB

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

Gumbina80 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:34:01 EDT

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. This bloated asshole has been married (and divorced) multiple times, and was caught carrying Viagra and condoms to the Dominican Republic.

How the right wing nut jobs choose their moral leaders is beyond me.

Gumbina80

Rush Limbaugh: Women Love Hillary Because They've "Had Two Or Three Abortions"

TruculentandUnreliable — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:33:58 EDT

Oh, shit, I thought I was a feminist. Time to go sign the divorce papers and get impregnated and have an abortion.

TruculentandUnreliable