<![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Where the HELL is my chiffon?
Hayden ate it, silly Andrae. Because now she's pooping it.

sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Peter Hidalgo - Spring 2008

Woot. woot. I hate myself for knowing that, ugh.

murphita

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> um...this is really starting to freak me out...

LIKE, IN A TOTALLY GOOD WAY HAHA LOL!!!!1!!!

i'm like, so glad that this website has finally turned into something that i will actually enjoy reading. and that dress isn't fugly AT ALL.

thanx guyz!

xoxoxo

p.s. i wanna be a star commenter too! i heart this holiday!

v_spangles

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> # of comments = star

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Okay, so I know I am ten thousand kinds of late to this thread, but I am a LONG time lurker, but I had to come out of the woodwork and say, when I woke up this morning, and stumbled over to my computer, this was the first post I saw/read, and I went: "Huh? Love for Hayden? Exclamation point? This MUST be an April Fool's thing."

...and then I read the rest.

LittleMissFour-Eyes

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> .... I want her SHOES. Like, now. In a size 12 wide, delivered to my doorstep, thank you. For free.

Squot

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> You guys are having WAY too much fun today.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Now I know that everything written here today is an April Fool's joke.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: okay i just totally freaked out and realize you were prob maybe kidding.. i dont know.. but shes like 18 years old. leave her be. she is not fat she is perfect

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> I expect better from someone named "steeny".

murielmercurial

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @vexatious: EXCUSE ME

stfu.. shes perfect the way she is! fucking asshole

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> I need an entire post devoted to silver eye shadow.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Let's make this really fun and turn it into the comments section from Fashionista.com

Would you wear a train?!? Would you pull one?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> "who designed this dress?"

Dodai would know

sorry, "steeny," you may be great but i'm not used to the overhaul yet.

dashenbka

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @hatepaperdoll: You're totally just jealous that you will never have the fame and beauty of her. ;-)

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Wheee, this is fun! Kinda like entering the Twilight Zone.

susie_drew

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> You guys, I had half a frappucino with whipped cream! Ack, I feel so FATTTTTT!

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Dying to get this dress in black. Navy just makes me look too chubby.

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @anniehall: Just a joke! No worries!

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Hayden IS a hero! It's so refreshing to see a teen actress who doesn't dress too old for her age, overdoes her make up nor tans herself into a scary tinge. It's also inspiring how she is not easily impressed by men who, at 30, already refuse to date women their own age.

Er…

CorreLola

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Christ, I'm still falling for these "shenanigans"...

NotNotLickingToads

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> It's too bad her fat arms are thrown into high relief by her freakishly small hands.
The dress is fabou though. Oh, btw: I'm bringing back "fabou".

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @NotNotLickingToads: Then 20 lbs. is not enough.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @Sassette: Ask Maureen. She's the expert!

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @NotNotLickingToads: Good Lord, she'll still be a heffer!

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @vexatious: You do realize that "losing 20 lbs" would probably put her at 75 lbs or something, right?

NotNotLickingToads

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: Celebrities exist so we can pick them apart and judge them, those OLD Jezebellers just didn't get it.

Crap, I'm late for my afternoon purge. I don't want Hayden thighs!

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @ Jessica Lovejoy: I'll teach you my banana clip trick!

Motown

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: fucking killing myself laughing.

sorry: LMAO!!!!!

missmay

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> "Sure, there's an exciting presidential election going on, but those happen only once every four years; the importance of feeling beautiful is timeless."

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @stacyinbean: oh, no... are we now trying to claim "first" to post ala perez and other such infuriating sites?

anniehall

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: Pantyhose are never appropriate for a girl that age. In other news, you can't wear jeans if you are over 30. And if you wear a hoodie you look like a boy.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Are you going to do this all day??? Uncle! Uncle! For the love of God, Uncle!! (sobs)

fluxuspoo

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Ever since my lobotomy i'm LOVING the new direction 'Steeny!!!' You're so Fearless!! But tell me, how many calories have you ingested today? I've had NONE!! Yaya!!

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @honeybunchesofoats: thanx. it's my first.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @PinkSoxHat: See those wrinkles on her forehead in the second shot? Time for Botox!

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: And now I can finally make fun of her and all the other breastless wonders they post all over this site. You'd think she'd know at least ONE good surgeon living in LA and all. Get thee some plastic breasts, post haste!

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> It's made of whale.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: your winking emoticon has made my day

honeybunchesofoats

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> More importantly, where can I get those shoes?

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @leMaldeTete: !!! i'm too scared to saying anything now 'case it becomes misconstrued and shit...so, thanks for saying it for me!

aussierules

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> steeny, do your job!

steeny

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @stacyinbean: i'm just glad i can finally be honest about how celebrities look without a bunch of obese commenters jumping down my throat. i prefer for fatty items to come UP my throat.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @PinkSoxHat: Okay, now I hate myself. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @vexatious: Agreed! Look at her ankles! They're totally fat.

PinkSoxHat

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Hayden wears her heart on her body! Hayden Panettiere- star of Heroes and Rescuer of Dolphins, wears dolphin gray as a sign of solidarity with the dolphins. And she's so fashion forward that the train of dress mimics a dolphin's tail!

Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> What is it about this fucking dyke that people find interesting?? And the Hayden chick too?

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @J.D.Regent: You mean fat, don't you!?! I always knew you were a fatty hater! Well now you'll fit in perfectly with the new site, won't you?!

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @vexatious: Agreed. Then maybe the dress would fit her better.

ExtensionOfBob

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @AthertonMerriweather: yeah i heard guys LOVE dogs, because they are so obedient. guess we could all stand to take a page out of a bitch's book, hey ladies? ;)

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> continuing with the joke I c....

watereatsrock

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> What kind of name is STEENY? It's giving me horrible HS flashbacks. My HS' mean girls clique consisted of a Teeny, Bitsy, Muffin, Kimmy, Cici, some other rhyming named bitch.

hello.kitty

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> It is pretty! And YAY for a girl with normal curvature.

pureblarney

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: yeah i'm hoping for a column on what kind of designer jeans girls like hayden with (ahem) ATHLETIC thighs can possibly wear????

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: I need to get a dog...then I'll be skinny and turn boys heads!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @Archetype: if that was a case i believe there would be a haiku involved. and there would have to be a 12 year old model in the picture as well.

xoxo, F

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @honeybunchesofoats: ppffftt. SO last season that whole sitting down thing.

Geminijinx07

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Love the dress. Hey, Steeny, did you know that Hayden's workout consists of walking her dogs every day? Could you do a story on her workout regime, or maybe get one of the sportier girls to do it?

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> I wonder what her workout regimen is and what her meal plan is during the week...

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @ineffable.me: Sorry, I thought she might be guest editing, you see.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> She looks like the Madame Tussads version of herself.

GoldHoops

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> but, but, but, NO PANTYHOSE! Is that ok this early in the season? I need an "ask Steezy" column, like, yesterday.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> If you start with her feet, she really just keeps getting more orange as you go up. How does one achieve such an effect? Because I want to make sure I avoid it.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @Archetype: no darling, not fashionista... thats for the children.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> I love the shoes, but I prefer dresses I can sit down in

honeybunchesofoats

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Give me those shoes or the dolphins die.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> And after this, she'll Please Her Man using a hair accessory!

JessicaLovejoy is voting for Kodos

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Oh since Jezebel is corporat now we don't have to follow those old rules of polite society anymore, right??

She looks like an angelfish mated with a Russian gymnast and the head was too fearsome, so it was replaced with a waxen replica of a human face.

Oh goddd, that felt good.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @callheralaska: I mean, I still think it's pretty.

callheralaska

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> and tell me where she got her shoes, and what she ate that day to look perfect in the dress, and who did her make-up. that said, she does look lovely.

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @Jerseylicious: Ugh, I guess we know what her "qualifications" are for this position and those definitely include Mr. Sam Taylor-Wood.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Where is the line pointing to the shoes telling me both where I can get them and how many paychecks they are?

Jessi Ramsey

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> OMG! She's my style Hero!!! Get it? Hero?!!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Faran. Sweet, earnest, irritating, Faran.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> she looks cute, but she would totally look better if she lost 20 pounds.

vexatious

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Y'all are going to work the joke into the ground, huh? I guess it'll be interesting to see the flip side of Jez, kind of like when you flip a rock over and see all the creepy crawlies underneath.

ewabeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @ineffable.me: seriously, Anna Wintour would throw a steaming cup of 5 calorie black coffee in ole Steeny's face for that mis-step!

that said, i do enjoy that dress. and hayden's a cutie.

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Aww, the dress kinda channels dolphins.

callheralaska

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lurkystars

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Also love the shoes. Wish I could walk in shoes that high but love.

Geminijinx07

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Who wrote this headline? It's annoying!

campanita

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @ineffable.me: ditto. I mean really. How are we supposed to know where to purchase said dress and how to accessorise if Steeny is not paying attention to designers!

Geminijinx07

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Steeny, weren't you AT the Genesis Awards last night?

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> First!!!11!!1!11

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> @ineffable.me: Steeny must be wearing sweatpants.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> and she's so matchy!

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Dress: I. LOVE.
Face: looks constipated

Geminijinx07

]]> <![CDATA[Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!]]> Steeny, You don't know who designed her dress?
This isn't OLD Jezebel, this is CONDE NAST JEZEBEL. Such carelesness should not be tolerated.
I am so disappointed.

ineffable.me

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