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Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

random_play — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:01:11 EDT

"Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators"

Is this headline even statistically possible?

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Cutting Makes You Sexy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:26:13 EDT

I find his posts slightly endearing now... mostly because Slut Machine described him (at least this is the picture I got of him) as a shorter, overweight pimply face kid in his middle twenties who still grows the wispy, patchy facial hair of a 14 year old boy...

Then everything he says is just kindof endearing.

Offensive, yes, but more so pathetic, head pat worthy, and wholly unaffecting.

Cutting Makes You Sexy

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

ExtensionOfBob — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:03:48 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Yes, yes you do. :-) But it's ok. I totally just bought a pair of Minnie Mouse gloves.

I was all about dressing up as Mickey. B\c he had my nickname. But that didn't become my nickname until I was 13.

ExtensionOfBob

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

andBegorrah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:26 EDT

Is this Drunken Stepfather's idea of doing community service? 'Cause I don't think this was quite what was in mind in those Misdemeanors posts. Good try though; now go volunteer at a soup kitchen.

andBegorrah

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

optical_allusion — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:21 EDT

But why oh why is the Read More link go to "Benazir Bhutto Dies After Being Struck By Bomb, Shot In The Neck At Rally?"

optical_allusion

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

KittensMcgee — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:28 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: That's the first thing I thought too.

KittensMcgee

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Katxyz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:23 EDT

I like smut, deals on hotels and Disney. I'm glad that I'm part of a larger demographic.

Katxyz

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

serreca — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:19 EDT

@zivah: Sure they can. I guess coming from him, though, it just really disgusted me.

serreca

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

zivah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:58:54 EDT

@serreca: Even jokes in poor taste can be funny. At least to me.

zivah

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

♥ dosido ☮ — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:47 EDT

Get rid of the American Apparel ads and we'll discuss this, peeps.

♥ dosido ☮

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

serreca — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:10 EDT

The thing about his e-mail that disturbed me the most was this line:

I have no issue with his site, sure he's a virgin, but I love virgins, just ask my stepdaughter's friends.

Um, gross.

serreca

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

McCheeburger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:55:54 EDT

Err, sorry, thought I was still on gawker.com.

Partial withdraw of previous post.

McCheeburger

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

eleanorstrousers — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:24 EDT

@Rhody: Ah. I remember those days. Now it's Mickey Mouse and his merry band of minions all the time. Sigh.

eleanorstrousers

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

McCheeburger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:14 EDT

OK, since parents typically fund the Disney trips, I guess this posting would posit that adults should not be viewing naked celebs?

At least the Disney ad is not as annoying as the ginormous "The Tudors" banners threatening to swallow this whole site.

Pfft.

McCheeburger

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

AthertonMerriweather — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:50:42 EDT

Well, they do have an island of pleasure....

AthertonMerriweather

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:46:51 EDT

@ExtensionOfBob: When I dressed up to go to Disney world I was always Minnie Mouse. Dress, shoes, ears, gloves, bow. I was her for Halloween a few years ago too. Obviously, I have a problem.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

angryblackgurl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:45:59 EDT

I have never gotten over the cost of a meal while at Disney. Each meal cost me equal to a month of groceries for my entire family. Disney sucks!

angryblackgurl

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

zivah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:44:19 EDT

@searched.and.seized: Yeah. Didn't care then, don't care now. I'm not a kid and I don't have them.

Can we talk about sex or drugs or rock and roll or something? I'm getting very tired of all the, "oh, when I was a kid..." That shit is fun - very, very occasionally. The rest of the time I want to talk about female ejaculation or something.

zivah

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Rhody — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:44:16 EDT

Two Disney posts in a row? Remember when we used to talk about fun stuff like vibrators and pooping? I miss those days...

Rhody

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

ExtensionOfBob — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:38 EDT

I appreciate the look of horror on the face of the little girl who is appropriately dressed in a Snow White-inspired frock.

ExtensionOfBob

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

QueenOfOuch — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:23 EDT

I can has orgasm AND personalized Mickey Mouse ears???

Sweet.

QueenOfOuch

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

CorporateTool — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:08 EDT

This is less a failure of disney, and more a failure of google adwords, or their advertising agency.

CorporateTool

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

searched.and.seized — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:45 EDT

So very tired of Disney.

searched.and.seized

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

haguenite — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:40 EDT

Part of me is very amused. The other point of me is wondering why this was posted... I think the amused part is greater though.

haguenite

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

BlondeGrlz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:31 EDT

Wait, are those ads really for Disney or some travel agent scammy type site? I want to click on one but I reeeeeeally don't want to go to see any of those pictures. I could make you a "Disney" ad in about twenty minutes that involved Mickey doing very dirty things with Minnie AND Daisy Duck.

BlondeGrlz

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

lisas — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:39:31 EDT

Oh good, I was SO WORRIED that I would have to actually visit the gross DS site to read his shit. Thank god I can read his insightful, relevant commentary here on Jezebel. God knows we need more of his style of blogging, and it's so hard to find it elsewhere on the Internet.

lisas

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Trashtastic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:12 EDT

The End Is Near.

Trashtastic

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

LoveNoelG — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:34:35 EDT

You guys are all about Disney lately. Sup with that?

LoveNoelG

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:17 EDT

hahah... pluto has a bone(r).

Yes, i am a 12 year old boy.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Disney Resorts Wants More Visits From Perverts, Chronic Masturbators

franceshasbeen — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:41 EDT

See, I've got a feeling Drunken Stepfather pretends to be a huge moron most of the time. Okay like 99 % of the time.
This is hilarious.

franceshasbeen