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Janice Dickinson: "Do You Have Ballet Slippers?"

MissLatin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:32:53 EDT

Anybody see this weeks two and a half men?

"I hate painting this white-devil she bitch's hooves."
(in Thai/Cambodia/Laotian/Not-too-sure)

MissLatin

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BoSox Baby — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:38 EDT

You can get a mani/pedi for 14.99????????????????@angryblackgurl:

BoSox Baby

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HokeyPokey — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:17:35 EDT

If that headline didn't mention her name, my guess was Sandra Bernhard.

HokeyPokey

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:11:48 EDT

@Ptarmigan: Sure, why not. People don't take vows seriously anyhow.

katekate is squared

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Xavoc — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:50:51 EDT

@ItchykooParker: Life is just better with a little more cowbell in it. Walken is great. I love him in Fatboy Slim's video for Weapon of Choice.

Xavoc

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ItchykooParker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:32:15 EDT

@Xavoc: I cannot tell you how much I fucking LOVE you for this! My fave, all-time, ever, SNL skit. And I love beyond reason Mr. Walken. (Plus I work around lots of musicians, and the skit itself makes me roll with laughter. We watch this often at work.)

ItchykooParker

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brookidy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:28:19 EDT

Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. That is all.

brookidy

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Xavoc — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:18:40 EDT

@pureblarney: Yeah, I kept looking around for that as an expansion device announcement. But it never came.

@bigleggedwoman: Babies, babies, Janie Dickenson gets her nails done like everyone else, one toe at a time, but once those nails are done she removes the towel from her crotch!

Xavoc

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:06:15 EDT

Her head is about to flip back and some sort of praying mantis type insect is about to crawl out of her skin, shooting laser beams from its eyes and devouring the poor manicurist, right? Thats' the next frame. And it would be kinda awesome. Except for the poor manicurist.

BrutallyHonestBabes

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eleanorstrousers — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:35 EDT

Janice. You are sassy and catty and all the things I love about drag queens. Except that drag queens eat occassionally.

eleanorstrousers

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petunia942 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:54:35 EDT

Screw it. I still love her.

petunia942

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bigleggedwoman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:51:44 EDT

@Xavoc: Random and excellent! Carry on!

bigleggedwoman

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angryblackgurl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:03 EDT

@katekate: That is actually the norm..unless of course you go to the more elite neighborhoods(park slope and the heights)...then you pay...Livingston Street rules for cheap hands and feet!!

angryblackgurl

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Ptarmigan — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:29 EDT

@katekate: should there be vows with this commitment?

Ptarmigan

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zivah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:10 EDT

@katekate: Well, the rule against girl-on-girl crime may be sorta like criminal laws. You gotta outlaw murder, even though some folks'll still do it. But probably fewer than if you didn't outlaw it.

Imagine how much worse it would be if the rule didn't exist?

zivah

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:46:42 EDT

@zivah: Also, sorry, I wasn't trying to yell at you specifically or anything.

katekate is squared

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:46:05 EDT

@pureblarney: They have "Don't Fear the Reaper!" If you have someone doing vocals on that song, they kind of have to do the cowbell (the thing where they have to hit the mic).

katekate is squared

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:18 EDT

@angryblackgurl: Hah, shit, it's not even cheap like that where I live.

katekate is squared

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pureblarney — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:07 EDT

@Xavoc: My best friend and I were just half-joking the other day that we hope the makers of Rock Band come out with a cowbell peripheral (and that you'd get extra points for 'using the space').

pureblarney

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:58 EDT

@zivah: But it's like, why did she have the surgery? 'CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CONSTANTLY FUCKING JUDGING HER APPEARANCE.

katekate is squared

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angryblackgurl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:50 EDT

I bet she she pays more the the $14.99 I pay in Brooklyn for Manicure pedicure...sucker!!!

angryblackgurl

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zivah — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:02 EDT

@aubonpam: Suspended for those whose personal histories are brimming with plastic surgery appointments. But I don't care for the criticism anyway.

zivah

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aubonpam — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:41:53 EDT

@hello.kitty: I assume the caption means she's asking for ubiquitous Essie "ballet slippers" nail polish.

aubonpam

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aubonpam — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:40:32 EDT

@katekate: Yeah, right? Is the "girl on girl crime" rule suspended for people who are assumed to be universally disliked? That doesn't sit right with me.

aubonpam

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hello.kitty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:39:57 EDT

HELP ME, somebody explain the caption. I don't get it...
Is the towel covering a vaj, or a peen? Maybe both?...Ugh, just ugh.
@tscheese: I did too!

hello.kitty

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Xavoc — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:38:54 EDT

Dickinson? This thread needs more cowbell.

Xavoc

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PrettyKitties — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:38:46 EDT

ew i'm sorry for the double post. wasn't showing up for a while.

PrettyKitties

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katekate is squared — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:37:47 EDT

Why do we pretend we don't pick apart people's appearances around here? Either we should do it, and just live with it, or actually commit to not doing it.

katekate is squared

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Xavoc — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:35:41 EDT

Maybe she was going Britney that day?

Xavoc

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PrettyKitties — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:35:02 EDT

Janice, as much as I like your sunglasses you are indoors. Unless your eyes are dialted from because you are on some mind altering substances, you have no excuse. oh wait, silly me, carry on.

PrettyKitties

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tscheese — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:33:55 EDT

@brendastarlet: I dunno. Some of my friends go while they're on their lunch breaks from work, and in that case you kinda just have to go in whatever you're wearing, corporate attire or no.

I have never had a pedi, so I haven't the vaguest idea what's going on.

tscheese

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PrettyKitties — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:33:02 EDT

Janice, as much as I like your sunglasses, you are INDOORS. unless your eyes are dialated from some crazy drugs, you have no excuse. Oh wait, nevermind, silly me.

PrettyKitties

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katastic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:32:15 EDT

Anyone else have that nightmare where you walk into your work, and look down, and realize that you are Janice Dickenson, naked?!!!

katastic

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Miss Pontificating — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:31:11 EDT

Essie, OPI, or China Glaze

Miss Pontificating

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brendastarlet is on it — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:31:08 EDT

@SleeplessNights: why would anybody wear a skirt to a pedicure? I always wear yoga pants, and they just push the legs up above my knees.

brendastarlet is on it

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tscheese — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:30:01 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: I completely read that as SPITZER GIRL, SPITZER GIRL.

Oh god.

tscheese

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AlmostZooey — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:28:24 EDT

Seriously, how is it that the place I get my nails done at, over an hour outside of Boston, has a better set up than the ones these people go to?!

AlmostZooey

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SleeplessNights — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:25:30 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.:

Well, the modesty is imposed-a pedicure person will put it there automatically if you have a skirt on. They don't even give it to you-they put it there for you. And who can blame them?

SleeplessNights

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hamburgerhotdog — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:25:10 EDT

You know that poor manacurist is getting an earful of bile.

hamburgerhotdog

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ineffable.me — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:24:19 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: that commercial is disgusting. Thanks for the fucking bukkake, orbitz or whatever stupid gum brand you are.

ineffable.me

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tscheese — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:24:16 EDT

It looks like you could concentrate the entirety of protein in this woman's body, and then re-shape it, extrude it, and it would amount to one of my legs.

tscheese

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BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:23:38 EDT

@SleeplessNights: truth.. i mean im sure that her crotch is even scarier then her legs

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:23:28 EDT

Proof that women should not be allowed to live in Los Angeles after they turn 30. Other examples: Priscilla Presley and Pamela Anderson.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:23:04 EDT

@SleeplessNights: the only modest moment in this woman's life.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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LaFemme — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:22:43 EDT

@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: I think the towel is there so she doesnt flash the pedicurist.

And she is soooo thin. Not in a good way.

LaFemme

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:22:38 EDT

"SPRITZER GIRL!!! SPRITZER GIRL!!! I"M GETTING DRY!!"

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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tscheese — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:22:20 EDT

Agh! Maybe it's the weird angle of the photo, but the joint where her kneecap bends? Looks like it's exactly as wide around as her ankle!

And look at her skin at her collarbone. Eeegh.

tscheese

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SleeplessNights — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:21:44 EDT

@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON:

So that the pedicurist crouched at her feet doesn't have to look at her crotch.

SleeplessNights

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pureblarney — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:21:30 EDT

That woman has no calf muscles.

pureblarney

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alloutofnice — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:21:18 EDT

george romero was wrong, this is what zombies really look like

alloutofnice

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ItchykooParker — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:19:55 EDT

Eeek. I am sorry, but I have to say that the size of her legs makes me think of the pictures of concentration camp victims. That makes me incredibly sad.

ItchykooParker

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DeathBySexy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:19:52 EDT

Man it looks like her body is eating itself... not tasty.

DeathBySexy

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ineffable.me — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:19:31 EDT

Ew.

ineffable.me

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BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:19:20 EDT

why does she have a towel in between her legs?!

BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON

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Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly. — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:18:52 EDT

Oh Dear God that is scary. My eyes!

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.