<![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Mercutia: Yes, although he's a late teenager now, so he might be emancipated or something.

I will always respect Robin Williams for taking on shitty high grossing movies so he could foot the bill for Chris Reeve's medical expenses. Imagine a friend that was willing to star in flubber just so you could have quality of life.

Kali Mama

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I have an ancestor named Cleetus Etum, but I guess that's no excuse.

mahalia

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Does Robin Williams still have Christopher Reeves' kid? I seem to recall that he adopted Chris's son after his widow passed away.

Mercutia

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hamburgerhotdog:

or "i'm gay."

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @amandahugnkiss: You might be thinking of Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel:

"Some folks'll never eat a squirrel,
But then, some folks'll,
Like Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel."

But I'm sure Cleetus had some kind of kin named Odus.

BDizzy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My great grandmother's middle name was Secunda.

Her older twin sister's? Prima. Oh, those crazy Italians and their numbering of children to remember who's who.

awesomesauce

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @DoNotStalk: Yes, giving the baby to Grandma to raise as well as she did Brit and Jamie-Lynn. That poor, poor baby. If I had any money, I'd totally pay J-L not to go through with it. I know it's happened, but I've yet to actually personally know of a sixteen-year-old's shotgun wedding that turned out anything resembling well.

That whole family makes mah head hurt, and I hate that we all know about this crap. Living in a fishbowl is not going to help that girl.

shanaynay

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My great uncle was named Eck. I think that beats out Odus anyday.

fizzyg

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Cynica: Imagine the decor! The imagination takes flight.

Stabby Hussein McStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @southernbelle: You will no doubt appreciate the fact that I have a cousin whose first name is Jeb Stuart.

Cynica

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @StabbyMcStabberson: I do hope it will be followed by an In Style feature on the fabulous trailer in her parents backyard that the happy couple calls home.

Cynica

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I thought Jamie Lynn was giving the baby to her mother to raise. And I see her in a Jasmine dress, and husband to be in full on Aladdin garb. Fez and monkey included.

DoNotStalk

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @eeva:
I'm not exactly using a standard keyboard (and if I explain further how it's non-standard I'll expose myself as a huge nerd with too much free time) thus that doesn't work. But thanks!

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @eeva: Could be. I probably missed the PSA about it or something.

alaskanbrownbear

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Jamie-Lynn: A wedding to your worthless baby-daddy will not keep you from going to hell. It will just keep in your own little hell full of a baby and a daddy who has the maturity of a piece of okra.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Dear God, I can't wait for the Jamie Lynn wedding spread in People. I'll probably lick the pages they'll be so good.

Stabby Hussein McStabberson

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I could be wrong, but wasn't that more or less what he told the last wife when this wife came on the scene?

GodOfBiscuits

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Tocsin: `(the key next to 1) and e = รจ on my crappy keyboard, for future reference!

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I just saw a picture the other day of Robin Williams with his wife, and thinking it was so nice they were still together after all these years. Sigh.

Pithlit

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Tocsin:
Maus* Christ, I'm becoming senile.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Is he really ready to take on wife #3? Breaking in a new one is hard work, I hear.

Hubs is still trying to break me in but I am squeaky like new leather.

noseriously

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Hamsterpants:
Eh, to be honest I don't remember it at all besides the fact that it was based on a book that I enjoyed reading and it reminded me of Mous for some reason. Maybe I don't remember it at all. Anyway, fair enough.

Personally I really like Robin Williams, although I think if I was stuck being married to him for twenty years I'd fuckin' shoot myself.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Let's be fair...she's divorcing him. Wording is perception, often.

saralegal21

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Tocsin: It was widely considered to stink like the elderly fish, but hey, if you liked it, that's cool. My problem is is that I think he's a shitty actor. His voice, mannerisms and excessive hairiness send me straight into another more dreadful world.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Hamsterpants:
Granted it's no close to something brilliant like La vita e bella (christ I wish this keyboard did accents) but why is Jakob the Liar so bad? I sort of liked it, I think, in all honesty I'm not so certain now since it has been so very many years since I saw it.

Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Ah, shit. If mom and dad didn't drive drunk, how the hell else would kids learn to work the pedals?

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @alaskanbrownbear: I thought it was just number of posts, no?

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @tiffcat: This is what I was thinking too. Maybe where I read it elsewhere had it wrong, but if not then it's kind of strange to just assume that he's dumping her because there's a divorce going on.

fizzyg

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> That DUI with the kid in the car is some BULLSHIT. Fuck all that negligent ass noise, yo. Damn.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I am not a Robin Williams fan, but this makes me really sad. I saw pictures of him from a couple days ago all sweaty and disheveled. He has struggled with sobriety and I think he fell off the wagon. (Disclaimer-- speculative) He looks so vunerable to me. I see a flash of my father, with the same issues.

sabbaticalplease

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @alaskanbrownbear: Yes, I've noticed many more stars popping up lately.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Hamsterpants: My wife bought the vhs of Jakob the Liar several years ago in a bargain bin. She watched it once on a night when I had to work late. I still haven't watched it. That's two hours of my life I'm keeping for more important things, like making comments on Jezebel. (Does shameless pandering like that earn me a star? What exactly are the criteria?)

alaskanbrownbear

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I went to a function a few years ago and sat at a table with Robin Williams' brother. He co-owns a winery and I was dating the tasting room manager.

Man, that dude was HILARIOUS. I can only imagine how fun, albeit exhausting, Robin is.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: AHAHAHAH that really tickled me for some reason

- i first saw a picture of her really really recently (like 2 days ago) and thought, wow she looks like a pretty normal chick wonder how she puts up with that - now i know she was as tired of faking the funny as i thought she would be

nothanks

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @myrtlebeachbum: You're a star too! And I'm a star!! Wow!!!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Come on! They've got 70 years of happiness ahead of them!!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @southernbelle: I have a side cramp from laughing. That's hilarious! I am totally naming my next cat Bo-Elvis.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Uh oh. Looks like someone forgot the rule about not twisting a woman's nipples like they were radio dials.

Jamie Sommers

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I know a guy named Odus actually (not the same one--at least I hope). He has a son named Boelvis, which is pronounced Bo-elvis. You'd think I was making this up, but I'm not.

southernbelle

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: Priceless. You never disappoint.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: *snort* HAH!
Dear god, I could not even imagine spending 10 minutes in the same room with Robin Williams much less being married to him for almost 20 years.

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I can think of no greater punishment than 19 years with Robin Williams. Whatever she gets in the divorce settlement, it ain't enough.

kansasgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> gah. what's with dudes and the nanny?

incurable paranoiac

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @myrtlebeachbum: I'd have to say she's an Ariel. She won't get to go to her Junior Prom, so Under the Sea can be her theme for her wedding!

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @brendastarlet: Hm. And now that the kids are grown up, bye-bye Marsha. There's a conspiracy theory brewing here; just not sure I know what it is.

ihateyourescalade is an east coast elite

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @TheUptightMidwesterner: @ihateyourescalade: Yes, she was the nanny.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think 19 years with Robin Williams is about 18 years, 11 months and 31 days too much.

Can you imagine having to sit across from that guy at breakfast whilst he gave his pitch for "Jakob The Liar"? Forks. Would Imbed Themsleves. As if By Magic.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Just say no Jamie Lynn, just say no!

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> The Williams Family didn't have another nanny hanging out, did they? Wasn't that what Marsha originally was?

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @eeva:The story I heard was that his new girlfriend was sober but didn't want to drive

tranquilmademoiselle

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: Hahahaha!

Dear God Jamie Lynn have you learned nothing from your big sister??

Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hatepaperdoll: Quick! Which Disney Princess is Jamie Lynn?

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Didn't Robin Williams meet this woman because she was his children's nanny? Or was that some other hirsute, wife-cheating former celeb?

ihateyourescalade is an east coast elite

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Odus! Great Uncle Odus! Oh that is gold, GOLD!!! Oh man, that marrige is sooo lasting forever.
I think we all know from whom she will be ordering the dress? M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @erin: Yeah, who's going to want to deal with that chest hair now? Yeesh.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I wouldn't be surprised if she just got plain tired of him. That kind of manic, "look at me!" personality wears really thing after 20 years, especially if you're lots younger.

brendastarlet is on it

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Jamie Lynn, is there any part of the stereotype you and Casey aren't going to fulfill? Odus? Seriously? Is his uncle a character from The Simpsons?

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Ptarmigan: They all in-bread.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Don't drive and drunk and sure as hell don't drive with your kids!

Robin should have some wacky dating exploits. VH1 could create a show, Mork of Love.

pepsibennett

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Jesus, if she's been able to deal with him climbing up the walls and bouncing around like a 2nd grader on speed for twenty years, you'd think they were really gonna make it.

no no bad choice

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> And Richie will somehow be dumbfounded when his daughter starts hooking up with alkies.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Odus is one of the ingredients in-bread.

Ptarmigan

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Shouldn't it be the other way around since she filed the divorce papers?

tiffcat

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> have y'all seen photos of heather and richie's daughter? such an adorable girl.

axel_f

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hortense: I love you. You are such a star.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Why do all these rich assholes drink and drive? Don't tell me you can't afford a taxi, motherfucker.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Well great. Now he's going to have to go in drag to see his children.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Jesus, Jamie Lynn, no. Just no.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> "irreconcilable differences" usually means "I'm fucking someone half your age"?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> But . . . but why? You make me cry, Mr. Williams. I will now go and listen to your stand-up comedy on Broadway CD over and over and over.

Elisheva

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